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Author has written 34 stories for Stargate: Atlantis. WOTCHA! Tis I, Bunjamina, a.k.a Flossy. I'm a native of England and hail from Devon originally (well, I did spend the first six months of my life there) but am now residing in the Cotswolds. Oh joy... For those who don't know (although to be fair, I'd have thought it was fairly obvious by now), yes, I AM insane (but only in a good way) and have an unhealthy obsession with all things Sci-fi. (SG-1, SGA, Dr Who, Torchwood, I'm looking at YOU...) Funnily enough, I wasn’t too taken with the idea behind SGA at first (“Oh noes, not a spin-off!” she cried in dismay. “Not more characters to worry about and swoon over!”) but thankfully, as soon as I watched ‘Rising’ I saw the light and was converted to the Dark Side. It’s much more fun over here anyway. (The fact that Joe Flanigan, Paul McGillion and David Hewlett are all ridiculously yummy may have helped. Not that I’m shallow or anything.) And yes, I am EXTREMELY angry with TPTB about the cancellation. Well, I am now that I’ve gotten over the ‘tears and tantrums’ stage. GRRRRRRRR… (…makes angry growling noises and fights urge to hit something…) May they burn in hell, the heathens… I have a few other fandoms, most of which are Sci-Fi – Red Dwarf, The X-Files (before sexy Fox left to be replaced by Creepy Terminator Man anyway), Firefly, Buffy and Angel to name but a few. Non Sci-Fi includes: CSI (yeah, all of them. So many hot guys! Woo! However, I’m ridiculously angry about Vegas killing off Warwick and then Grissom leaving. Lawrence Fishburne’s cool but every time he’s on screen I get a strange and somewhat impulsive desire to scream ‘MORPHEUS’), NCIS, Numb3rs, Spaced, Black Books and Bones. However, the wonderful world of Stargate Atlantis is the only one I’ve ever written fic for. I think I must have been inspired… I'm still a bit of a newbie when it comes to fanfic in general, so any and all feedback is both welcomed and adored... as long as it's positive. It's okay if you don't like what you read. It happens to us all from time to time and I really don't mind - after all, it's like my mama said: You can't please everyone, sweetheart, even if you are an evil genius. Just don't send me any hurtful or derogatory comments because: a) it's not fair b) it's not very mature, and c) I happen to have an army of trained assassin badgers. They're blue, you know... Seriously. According to my many and varied sources (especially Moony, my beta), if Rodney McKay was female and British, he’d be me - or I'd be him. Only I’m slightly better with people and not allergic to citrus (but I AM hypoglycaemic strangely enough). I don’t want to kill small children or sleep with blonde Air Force Colonels/botanists/doctors either, but ‘tis semantics. As I said before, I am in fact an evil genius and am currently plotting to take over the world using nothing more than a lemon, two pints of Newcastle Brown ale and a cuddly toy. He’s a lizard called Benji, if anyone’s interested. (Yes, the crack is good, kids. Go on, try it. You’ll like it, I promise). When I’m not writing utter rubbish masquerading under the delusion of actually being fanfic, I work for the government (and alas, sexy Fox, I haven’t found those pesky aliens yet but I’ll keep looking, I promise)... but that doesn’t mean I’m a bad person. I’m also a musician (which explains why I’m drunk so much of the time) but decided against the impoverished artist lifestyle. For a start, I’d never be able to afford the beer, and I’m far too young to die of Syphilis. I know it’s the angsty, romantic way to go, but I’m a rebel. (And a modernist. And insane. Oh wait, I already said that…) I am the Queen of Plot Bunnies - they all flock to me for some bizarre and as of yet unexplained reason. Still, what's mine is yours, so if you want to adopt any, let me know. They're all house trained (the ones that survived the badgers, that is) and you don't have to feed them too much. I like to write funny stories but I'm also far too keen on writing ones in which my favourite boys get whumped! (...gibbers and rocks back and forth with insane glee...) If you listen carefully, you might just hear them running away, screaming as they go... (hee hee hee!) So, moving very swiftly onwards then. If any of you want to write sequels, missing scenes or tags to any of my tales, please do so! I’m also okay with referencing – just give me a shout to let me know. Although to be fair, if you just wanna write an improved/Slash/AU version then that too is okay by me. (Whatever floats your proverbial boat, people.) As long as you credit me and my original in your notes, you can do pretty much anything you want. I freely admit to having a bit of a thing for McKay whumping – and for reasons that are probably better left unknown, I happen to be pretty good at it. I’m actually surprised that he isn’t a gibbering wreck by now, but it’s his own fault for being far too damn cute and an easy target. (That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it). Anyways, just to prove that I can play nice and therefore get into the ‘equal opportunity’ class, Shep gets whumped on occasion too. (Can I have my gold star now, please? Pretty please? I’ll be extra mean to John, I promise…) I blame my rather terrifying tastes on my muses, the darned harpies that they are. Oh... uh, wait, I mean, uh... amazing, talented... wait, wait, wait! Did I say harpies?! What I really meant was... um... oh hell... no, please don't hit me with that big stick... 4th June 2009: THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO REVIEWED!! Wow. I'm totally shocked that so many of you are enjoying my wee tales! Oh, and I’ve had to repost a couple of my stories – I was very silly and ended up posting a few of the early drafts by mistake. (Naughty Bunjamina! No biscuit for you!) THANK YOU!! XD Oh, and here’s a sneaky peak at the tales that are bouncing around my barmy old head at the moment – they WILL be completed in the near future, promise! Fractures – featuring dodgy venom, delusions, more whump than you can possibly think of and psycho!John… (Uh-oh...) Newton’s Third Law – Rodney POV, set after ‘The Intruder’. Warning – contains whump and angst galore! NOW COMPLETE!! Swings and Roundabouts – Our two favourite lads plus creepy fog and some unusual navigating from you know who… HA HA! DONE! COMPLETE!! (…fiddles with the shiny review button and waits with baited breath...) Coming REALLY Soon: Confessions of a Tortured Soul - a wee birthday tale for Terri Spencer who let me adopt a couple of plot bunnies. Can you guess who gets whumped? FINISHED!! HOORAY!! Reflections in the Dark – The current bane of my life! This be an evil twins tale (can you guess who?? Huh? Can ya? ;D) complete with explosions, dodgy technobabble and a bit of torture thrown in for good measure! STATUS: very nearly finished... | |||||||||
1. Reflections in the Dark » reviewsWhen the boys accidentally activate an Ancient device similar to the Quantum Mirror found by SG-1, their doubles from an alternate reality come through.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,929 - Reviews: 134 - Updated: 11-29-09 - Published: 9-10-09 - Rodney M. & John S.2. Confessions of a Tortured Soul » reviewsWhen an off-world mission goes horribly wrong, it’s McKay who suffers the consequences. With hostiles closing in and help a long way away, John has to care for his team-mate.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,960 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 7-11-09 - Published: 6-28-09 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete3. Newton’s Third Law » reviewsAfter loosing four members of his science team, Rodney’s starting to crack.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,986 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 6-20-09 - Published: 6-18-09 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete4. The Meaning of Fear reviewsEpisode Tag for ‘Doppelganger’. After their encounter with the entity, the boys need to talk…Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-18-09 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete5. Wonderland reviewsEpisode tag to ‘Home’. The gang are having a hard time adjusting to reality.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-4-09 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete6. Immortality reviewsEpisode tag to ‘Before I Sleep’. Finding an older version of yourself is a pretty freaky thing and Elizabeth needs to talk to someone about it. The last person she expected to listen is a certain grumpy, egocentric astrophysicist.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-4-09 - Rodney M. & Elizabeth W. - Complete7. Words Never Spoken reviewsEpisode Tag for ’38 Minutes‘. Carson reflects on John’s encounter with the Wraith tic.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-4-09 - John S. & Carson B. - Complete8. Swings and Roundabouts reviewsWhat happens when you team up a directionally challenged pilot with an easily frustrated physicist?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-4-09 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete9. SGA1’s Survival Guide for OffWorld Missions reviewsThe boys write a field guide for the other SGA teams…Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,509 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-4-09 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete10. Cataclysm » reviewsThe team head off-world to investigate an Ancient outpost supposedly capable of manufacturing ZPMs. Unfortunately, things don’t ever quite turn out the way you expect and soon it’s a race against time to save John and Rodney.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,112 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 6-4-09 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete11. Perception reviewsEpisode tag to 'Broken Ties'. After recovering from the Wraith enzyme withdrawal, Ronon needs to talk to a certain physicist…Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-4-09 - Ronon D. & Rodney M. - Complete12. Healing reviewsEpisode tag to ‘Sunday’. Rodney struggles to come to terms with the loss of Carson.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-4-09 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete13. As I Lay Me Down To Sleep reviewsEpisode tag to 'The Siege Part 3'. At last the city of Atlantis is safe… but is Rodney?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-4-09 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete14. The Price of Cowardice repost reviewsEpisode tag to 'The Storm/The Eye'. Reposted! After saving the city from both the Genii and the storm, everyone’s trying to get back to normal – but someone’s finding that to be easier said than done…Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,264 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-4-09 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete15. Faith Repost reviewsEpisode tag to 'Suspicion'. Rodney and John get back to Atlantis to find a very irate Scotsman waiting for them… and he has an awfully large needle…Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-4-09 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete16. Recriminations reviewsMcKay has a change of heart…Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-4-09 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete17. The End Is Nigh reviewsSequel to ‘Casualties of War’.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-4-09 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete18. Casualties of War reviewsSequel to ‘Special Delivery’.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-4-09 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete19. Special Delivery reviewsIt’s not just Popcorn, movies and supplies that arrive with the Daedalus…Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-4-09 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete20. This Means War reviewsRevenge is ugly…Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-4-09 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete21. The Search reviewsEven recreation time can be hazardous in the Pegasus Galaxy…Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-4-09 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete22. Never Anger a Geek reviewsAfter John is taken hostage during supposedly peaceful negotiations, his captors learn the hard way that Rodney McKay can be a very dangerous man.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,521 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-4-09 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete23. Fight or Flight reviewsRodney and John are trapped in space when a malfunction causes the controls of their puddle jumper to overload. With no way to contact Atlantis, and John badly injured, will they be able to make it home?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-4-09 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete24. Don’t Mention the ‘P’ Word… reviewsSometimes, it’s best to just say nothing and walk away… as John and Rodney find out the hard way.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-4-09 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete25. Fixing the Jumper reviewsEpisode tag for ‘The Defiant One’. The boys need to repair the jumper to get home, but they need fixing first…Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,818 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-4-09 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete26. Boys Will Be Boys reviewsMcKay and Sheppard are exploring Atlantis. Nothing could possibly go wrong... could it?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,262 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-6-08 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete27. Changes reviewsEpisode Tag to ‘The Lost Boys/The Hive’. Rodney’s a changed man and John doesn’t like the new version…Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,862 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-6-08 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete28. McKay's Bad Day reviewsRodney McKay is about to have one of the worst days of his life…Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,982 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-6-08 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete29. Boredom reviewsSome days are just too bizarre, even for the Atlantis posse…Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-6-08 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete30. Do Unto Others reviewsEpisode tag to 'Poisoning the Well'. Carson hasn’t been seen since he got back from Hoff and the boys are determined to find him.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-6-08 - Carson B. & John S. - Complete31. Life is for Living reviewsEpisode tag to 'Childhood's End'. Rodney has trouble wrapping his head around the concept of child suicides. Luckily, John’s on hand to give him some pointers.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-6-08 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete32. Revenge reviewsMajor Sheppard’s not in a very good mood…Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-6-08 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete33. Ready or Not, Here We Come reviewsEpisode Tag to ‘Hide and Seek’. Just why did Rodney fain… er… pass out manfully?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-6-08 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete34. Chain of Command reviewsEpisode Tag to ‘Rising’. John Sheppard begins to adjust to his new life as the military commander of AtlantisStargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-6-08 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete
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