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Author has written 26 stories for CSI: New York, Labyrinth, Harry Potter, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Cats, Child's Play, Above Suspicion, Repo! The Genetic Opera, and Rocky Horror. I'm generally known as Napo or Courtney. I'm British. I'm freakin' insane. Don't like it? That's cool with me. Anything else? Ask me. One day I'll be known as Mrs. Depp, so feel free to be jealous if you'd like. Harry Potter FANGIRL - I'm someone who loves Bellatrix Lestrange, and would have been happy if her and Voldemort took over the world. Also, I'm someone who smiled when Dumbledore died but was horrified over the loss of Severus Snape. I'm also one of the few people in the world who believe we should give up Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, The Jonas Brothers (three for the price of one!) and bring back Kurt Cobain, Freddie Murcury and James Sullivan 'The Rev' in return. My likes- My likes- Horror movies, Musicals, Reading, Writing, Vampires (which doesn't include any of the Twilight bunch), Music, Singing, Acting, Ben&Jerries Ice Cream, Cookies, Coffee. My dislikes- Twilight, people who think Twilight is better than HP (although your all intital to your opinion), people who confuse Bella (as in Bellatrix) with the Twilight Bella, When the internet is down, Writer's block (there's nothing worse), Justin Bieber (both as a person and a singer), The Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus. Repo Fangirl- Repo the Genetic Opera. (: Need I say more? CATSFanqueen- My favourite character are; in order 1.) Macavity XD :D (An amazing evil mastermind! My favourite tom) My Favourite T.V shows are; CSI New York, CSI, NCIS, Eastenders, Fraiser, Two and a Half Men, Coronation Street, Just Shoot Me, The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Above Suspicion, Friends, Criminal Minds, The Mentalist. My Favourite movies are; Harry Potter (all of them), Sweeney Todd, Labyrinth, Phantom of the Opera , Van Helsing, Repo- The Genetic Opera, Pirates Of The Carribean, Saw, Darkness Falls, Disturbia, Bridget Jones (1-2), Underworld, The Lost Boys, Cirque Du Freak, Cats, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Childs play 1-3, Childs Play Bride and Seed of Chucky, Friday the 13th, The Resident. My favourite actors/actresses are; Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Alan Rickman, Hugh Jackman, Jennifer Aniston, Gerard Butler, Bill Mosely, Hugh Grant, Colin Firth, Jim Carrey, Will Arnett, Amy Poehler. Favourite Musicals?; Cats, Blood Brothers, Phantom of the Opera, Rock of Ages, Jersey Boys. My favourite pairings are; CSI New York; Smacked. Stella/Flack. Flack/Aiden. Stella/Adam. Pairings I dislike- TNA/WWE?- TNA Likes?- Sting, Angelina Love, Velvet Sky, Douglas Williams, Brutus Magnus, Kurt Angle, Suicide, RVD, Tara, Beer Money, Gen ME, Winter, Crimson, Christie Hemme, SoCal Val. WWE Likes?- Johnny Nitro/John Morrison, Batista, Edge, Lita, Undertaker, Chris Masters, Kane, Rey Mysterio, Justin Gabriel, Kelly Kelly, Paul Burchill. My favourite books are- Harry Potter (all of them), Cirque Du Freak (The Darren Shan Saga), Exit Strategy, Made to be broken, The Woods, Bitten, Stolen, Dime Store Magic, Vampirates, Skulduggery Pleasant, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Nekropolis, Above Suspicion. If you have ever suppressed the urge to yell "MACAVITY!!" in a quiet room, copy this into your profile If you're a person who eats ice-cream on a cold winter day copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile If you secretly wished for a Hogwarts letter when you were 11, copy and paste. (Not so seceretly...) If you get an "Oh My God" face when you ask somebody if they've ever heard of CATS and they say no copy and paste this onto your profile. If you would rather see a West End show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. A few of my favourite quotes; "You know, I can't think of a thing to say... Fuck it!" -Chucky-Seed of Chucky "Enough about your mother! I killed that bitch 20 years ago and she still won't shut up!" -Chucky-Seed of Chucky "But, violence is bad. They said so on TV." "No, son. 'Violins.' Violins are bad. That screeching music is gonna ruin the goddamn country."-Glen & Chucky-Seed of Chucky "Fine! Kill me! I'll be back! I always come back! ...But dying is such a bitch!" -Chucky-Bride of Chucky "Oh, well this one has a face only a mother could love." "Hi, I'm Chucky, and I wouldn't talk if I were you! Heidi-ho. Hahaha." -Diane & Chucky-Bride of Chucky "Munkustrap is like plastic." - One of my personal favourites- SummerRose12, random cats roleplay. "When life gives you lemons, build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun. Let's see if life makes the same mistake twice." - My friend. "There's no reason to be scared of death. 'Cause death is, you know, like life, but all of the crap gets taken out. Like poverty, fascism and Miley Cyrus." -Zoe (St Trinians 2) "I believe in nothing, not in peace and not in war. I believe in nothing, but the truth of who we are." - Jared Leto, 30STM, This is War. "The theatre is my drug." Johnny Depp, in 'The Libertine'. "-And this is my brother's girlfriend, and she is not a whore!" - Chazz Michael Michaels, Blades of Glory. "It's over. The endorsements, everything gone... Oh my God! I can't get a real job! It'll kill me!" - Stranz Van Waldenberg, Blades of Glory. My own personal stereotype; "You say Taylor Swift, I say Bullet for my Valentine Bands I've Seen live? Bands I Plan to See Live? | |||||||
1. Advice » reviewsMac and Stella communicate via email when he finally comes clean about his complete devotion to a certain 'friend'. Set after Stella leaves.CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-8-13 - Published: 3-17-13 - Mac T. & Stella B.2. Don't Tell EddieA simple trick to annoy Riff Raff gets out of hand when Magenta goes off to see Columbia.Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Published: 3-24-13 - Magenta - Complete3. Out Of The BlueOne evening, Riff Raff's jealousy surfaces again and Magenta is, once again, left to sooth his worries. Magenta/Riff. An M, but not severely.Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Published: 2-21-13 - Magenta & Riff Raff - Complete4. It's Just a Gift!It certainly wasn't a surprise for her eldest brother to stride, without knocking, into her office one evening. But, for said brother to be holding a gift in both hands on Christmas Eve? Now that was shocking.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Published: 12-24-12 - Amber Sweet & Luigi5. Stars and Moon reviewsJemima is now making her way in the world, discovering fame and fortune, but is conflicted in her love life. Torn between three men, Jemima turns to her Aunt Bombalurina who in turn gives her niece an account of her love life over the years, the three men she has encountered and the life she chose.Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-24-12 - Jemima & Bombalurina6. May I have this dance? » reviewsAfter selling his soul to the fiery pits of the fell to keep himself alive, Macavity is back with some… 'strange' tendencies and has set his sights back on his ex love, Demeter. Which strongly questions the teaching, good always overcomes evil.Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,122 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 4-30-12 - Published: 11-9-10 - Macavity & Demeter7. Old Foes, Old Allies » reviewsSix years after his imprisonment, Macavity's execution date is set. When a new criminal hits London four of London's toughest police offers must ask for his help to bring the criminal to justice. Can the justice System trust the Hidden Paw? Human fic!Cats - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-21-12 - Published: 4-16-12 - Macavity & Munkustrap8. Jellicle Chat » reviewsThe Jellicles discover the magic that is chatrooms, but so does Macavity...Cats - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,795 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 3-5-12 - Published: 9-2-109. Spin The Bottle » reviewsDarren is bored late one night in vampire mountain and decides to get together with his vampire friends for a fun-filled game of spin the bottle!Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 3-4-12 - Published: 9-2-10 - Darren Shan & Mr. Crepsley10. Firsts reviewsI simply decided to jump onto the Slash bandwagon and give it a go; A young Munkustrap asks his older brother for a favour. Oneshot.Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-2-12 - Munkustrap - Complete11. Silent Scream reviewsI know that the book ends differently, but based on the TV ending to Silent Scream I decided to write my own version.Above Suspicion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-24-12 - Complete12. PerfectDeuteronomy is brought back to the memories he had with his son before Macavity became The Napoleon of Crime during his time held captive in the Warehouse. Songfic!Cats - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Published: 1-11-12 - Old Deuteronomy & Macavity - Complete13. Happy New Year reviewsA young Macavity plans the perfect scheme to kiss his best friend Demeter at midnight. Oneshot.Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-23-11 - Macavity - Complete14. Through The Years reviewsMy take on the life of our favourite psycho doll and the twisted relationship with his bride, starting from when Tiff and Charles were only teenagers.Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-10-1115. Therapy for the Villains » reviewsAfter failing to retrieve the prophecy Voldemort and Dumbledore strike up a deal- Harry will tell Voldemort what the prophecy says if he and his death eaters attend therapy- the outcome. Chaos.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-13-11 - Published: 8-31-09 - Voldemort & Bellatrix L.16. A dance with cinderella » reviewsIt's coming up to the annual ball for all the lands. It's the Labyrinth's turn to host, and Jareth knows that only one woman will do.. Jareth/Sarah..Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-25-11 - Published: 3-24-09 - Jareth & Sarah17. All Mine reviewsAfter being raped and beaten, Demeter is left in a terrible state. So Bombalurina decides to remind Macavity of what is hers. And more over, that she does not share.Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-16-11 - Bombalurina & Demeter - Complete18. The 5 Days Of Bloodmas » reviewsDarren decides to create a new holiday in memory of the human holiday Christmas. Enter Bloodmas.A holiday to make even the toughest vampire groan. But as Darren is a Prince, no-one has much of a choice but to get into the Bloodmas spirit.Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-20-10 - Published: 12-18-09 - Darren Shan & Mr. Crepsley19. How I Met Your Father reviewsOne of our favourite queens explain to her kittens exactly how she met their father.Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-28-1020. A family reunited » reviewsA man is arrested for a murder. His DNA shows he is the brother of Stella Bonasara. He swears he is innocent and it's up to his new found sister to prove he is telling the truth. SMACKED ,bits if DL, FACSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,179 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 11-4-10 - Published: 12-28-08 - Stella B. & Mac T.21. Unconditional Love reviewsWe all know the story of Demeter and Macavity, but perhaps it wasn't Munkustrap who turned out to be her tom in shining armour, perhaps it was a certain tiger stiped tabby tom?Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-3-10 - Demeter & Mungojerrie - Complete22. Escape » reviewsSet after the musical: Bombalurina reflects on her true feelings for Macavity.Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-23-10 - Published: 12-29-09 - Bombalurina & Macavity23. His thoughts » reviewsIt wasn't her fault, really. She didn't plan on possessing his mind, it wasn't like she set out to spy on him. If anyone was to blame it was Professor Binns…Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-27-09 - Published: 6-12-09 - Hermione G. & Viktor K.24. From Santa With Love » reviewsThe lab does secret santa. Mac thinks it's the perfect way to tell Stella he loves her. But faces some problems along the way.. Smacked central,, small bits of DLCSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-29-08 - Published: 12-21-08 - Mac T. & Stella B. - Complete25. Too late for Feelings » reviewsWhat would happen if Frankie wasn't a psycho and him and Stella had never split. and Mac finally relised his true feelings for her, but would it be too late? R&R pleaseCSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,219 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 12-16-08 - Published: 10-24-08 - Stella B. & Mac T. - Complete26. The Smell Of Sweet PancakesOneShot. Fiesta. A short story of pancakes and how they make you feel better!CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Published: 10-21-08 - Complete
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