Hello, otakus of the world

Well, I’m Ebony Dagger, my favourite animes/mangas are:

Vampire Knight
Tokyo Mew Mew
Fruits Basket
Death Note

And my favourite pairings in order of the above are:

Zero x Yuki (go visit Shizuka Hiao, Kaname)
Ichigo x Kishu, Pai x Lettuce, Pudding x Taruto
Tohru x Kyo, Yuki x Machi, Hatsuharu x OC
(No real pairings, though I like L x OC)

My favourite music:

I like Nickleback, Skillet, HIM, Creature Feature, Evanescence, Nightwish…the list goes on for a long time

(I also download the theme tunes for animes I love e.g. Vampire Knight, Death Note... It’s very good, but I am very sad…)

OK now. I'm not the fondest person in the world of Masaya ;P

If you’re a Kish fan(Tokyo Mew Mew) add your name to the list: digiwildfire, Kish's Kittie, Jay-Jay-Kitten, kisshufan4eva, xMew Ichigox, Kish's Kittycat, KisshuXIchigo , Ebony Dagger_

I think Masaya x Ichigo 'fluff' should be called 'lint' instead of fluff, because you can't do anything with lint except throw it out; and everyone hates that couple. Lint comes from the dryer. Masaya's personality is rather dry. And thirdly, lint can cause fires if left in the dryer, and the lint try is never emptied, and the M x I pairing causes many flames to come to you. If you agree with me that M x I 'fluff' should be called 'lint', copy and paste this to your profile. _

If you HATE and without a doubt DESPISE Masaya Aoyama (Tokyo Mew Mew) copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to this list:mewmewice, MewTangerine, xMew Ichigox, Kish's Kittycat, KisshuXIchigo, Ebony Dagger_

If you think Masaya (Tokyo Mew Mew) should just DIE, Copy and Paste this to your profile and add your name to this list : mewmewice, MewTangerine, xMew Ichigox, Kish's Kittycat, KisshuXIchigo, Ebony Dagger_

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag every day.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S SICK AND MESSED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile., and write your name, ScoobyxAlone, Kaytii, Ebony Dagger.

Random things I've seen and loved

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your pro!

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over nothing copy this to your profile.

If you know Revenge is a Bitch copy to profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever driven your friends/family insane with your constant anime blathering, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you perform a "face-palm" or "head-desk" on a regular basis, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so ridiculously sidetracked in a conversation to the point where you don't remember where you started or how the hell you got where you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are not afraid to speak your mind and several people hate you for it, copy and paste this into you profile to let them know that YOU DON'T CARE.

If you are a "stupid smart person" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you zone out to the point where people poke you to make sure you're alive, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile. (My computer being one of them _ )

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (Did anyone else ever notice that talented artists are always more than slightly insane?)

If you ever once saw something you see every day and suddenly thought, "Hey, that looks like something from that anime I watched the other day!" then put this in your profile.

If you are a good actor to the point where you don't know what the hell you're supposed to act like normally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a girl who is tired of the stereotype that girls are weaker than men, copy and paste this to let those guys know that we could beat their sorry asses any day. XD

If you believe all your favourite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly say you're going to do various things, but never actually get around to doing it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can shout out a random anime quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a really long profile, copy and paste this to make it even longer! (Oh, the irony...)

If you bother to read other people's profiles looking for stuff to copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you easily finish a novel a day, copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you spend multiple hours a day reading and writing or a combination of both copy and paste this to your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason copy and paste this to your profile

If you haven't died yet copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above you but ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile

If someone gave you money for no apparent reason copy and paste this to your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and lose it's weird. If you agree copy this to your profile

If you've ever fallen backwards off a chair, copy this to your profile (The teacher always kept telling me, but did I listen, did I heck!)

If you've ever tripped up the stairs paste this to your profile (Not down, up)

If you've ever pushed on a door that was vice versa, copy this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever run into a tree, post this to your profile

If you've ever just felt like running somewhere, anywhere, just to be free, paste this to your profile

If you’ve ever pulled an all nighter watching anime and then carried on watching it straight through the next day with breaks, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever just wanted to go up to some random person and slap them and then just walk away, copy and paste this to your profile,

If you constantly dream about anime characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly are eating ramen due to the influence of anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

Friends will ask you why you are crying but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

She's my best friend, break her heart and I'll break your face!

I used to be normal, until I met those losers I now call my best friends!

A friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

A best friend is a girl you can call in the middle of the night and say you killed someone and she would say "where should we hide the body."

Friends are gods way of apologizing for our families

Sometimes I wonder..."Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.

Everyone has the right to be stupid but you're abusing the privilege.

Growing OLD is mandatory; growing UP is optional!

Save trees: don't do homework!

The good news: I was right. The better news: you were wrong.

Can I get caller ID for the voices in my head.

The villagers are coming with torches and pitchforks. Please hide me.

If you met my family, you'd understand!

I have multiple personalities and none of them like you.

It's very simple. I'm right. You're wrong.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything is possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door...

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0, tsukiko3000, DarkBombayAngel, ScoobyxAlone, Kaytii, Ebony Dagger

If you're addicted to anime, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus (cough Masaya cough), copy this to your profile

If you hate people who think they're so amazing but they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you zone out to the point where people poke you to make sure you're alive, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

YOUTHFULNESS IS A YOUTHFUL SOMETHING ONLY YOUTHFUL PEOPLE WHO EXPERINCED THE UNYOUTHFULNESS AND YOUTHFULNESS OF YOUTH CAN UNDERSTAND NOT UNYOUTHFUL PEOPLE...If you have no idea what I just said, and half the time you have no idea what Gai and Lee say, copy this into your profile.

If you miss Steve Irwin, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (Did anyone else ever notice that talented artists are always more than slightly insane?)

If you get a kick out of fire, fireworks, explosions, and things that burn or go boom, copy and paste this into your profile!
PYROMANIA- Pass it on!

92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you are part of the 8 who would be laughing your head off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe all your favourite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly say you're going to do various things, but never actually get around to doing it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can shout out a random anime quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've memorized the shinobi hands signs, copy and paste this into your profile.

99 percent of all fanfiction, AMVs, fanart etc are Yaoi. If you are part of the last 1 percent that believes in non-Yaoi pairings. Copy and paste this into your profile.

I believe 'die bitch' conveys my feelings properly.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...

A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend!! Yes You!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know clones are real and like them, please do the clones a favour and copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.

Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.

Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

Are you always in mortal danger, or just when I'm passing through?

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body’s desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

A mighty oak is the result of a nut who held its ground.

Despite the rising cost of living, it remains a popular activity.

I haven't lost my marbles, they're in a cupboard somewhere

If all things up must come down, will we soon see aliens?

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought as a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you every day.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

For people who like peace and quiet: Get a PHONELESS CORD!

I don't get even, I get odder.

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

I'm not weird, I'm gifted

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says, "So far so good!", a pessimist is the one watching from the top.

Well, that's all folks ~Looney Tunes theme tune~

Ebony-chan

(copy any or all of this stuff by the way, because the fanhate of Masaya must be spread...um yes)