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Author has written 45 stories for Ranma, Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース, Misc. Anime/Manga, Slayers, Sailor Moon, Evangelion, Harry Potter, Naruto, Devil May Cry, and Bleach. New name, same insanity. Crazy well written stories with good grammar, spelling, and formatting. Well, the new stuff anyway. I know how to use spell check, and my English are gooder than many! Funny, interesting, and odd mixes that actually work well despite how odd they might sound initially. Mostly of a PG-13 to R rated variety. If you're reading through my work and not having a good chuckle every now and then, the problem isn't on my end. Think a Spiderman/Sailor Moon story would never work? How about a 'Ranma/Everything but the kitchen sink' crossover? Naruto as a real ninja isn't possible? Harry Potter meets Star Wars and Rock Comedy? A modern day Anime turned into a D&D style adventure story? All self insertions suck? Well, I've already proven all that wrong, and that it can and does work in the right hands. Bask in my Glory, laugh your ass off, and prepare to be amazed...or at least mildly entertained and impressed by something that can be easily read and understood. If nothing else, I can promise it won't make your eyes burn and confuse you with too much Japanese for an English story and a complete lack of sentence structure or grammatical formatting. I NEVER TYPE IN ALL CAPS. HONEST! Sit back, let your brain stop working, and enjoy the fanfiction equivalent of a popcorn movie. Big, loud, funny, and never too serious for what it is. | |||||||
1. Gaijin » reviewsA man from another world finds himself alone in a strange world, and fighting for his life. This puts him at odds with The Senshi, the Youma, and the Yakuza. Can a mere human last long against such forces?Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 522,611 - Reviews: 883 - Updated: 8-31-11 - Published: 9-15-012. The Devil's Bleached Tears » reviewsIchigo seals away a Hollow and opens the gates of Hell. The Hollow is taken away, but something comes out that will change his life forever, and really annoy him.Crossover - Devil May Cry & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 103,081 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 4-7-10 - Published: 4-3-093. Kyubed:Shinobi's Revenge on Naruto » reviewsA young Naruto meets two strange men in the woods, with an even stranger story. After agreeing to special training, he finds the path of the true shinobi a bit different than he, or anyone else in the village expected.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 398,702 - Reviews: 1326 - Updated: 3-31-10 - Published: 2-8-094. A matter of force » reviewsStart with Harry Potter, change something, and Harry learns to rock. Irreverent, chaotic, and the more movies you've seen, the funnier you're likely to find it. Expect many cammeos.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 590,674 - Reviews: 800 - Updated: 2-28-10 - Published: 11-20-065. Raging Demon reviewsCarrot's first fanfic, a comedy horror mix. A strange visitor ends up in Nerima, but following behind him is an evil more powerful than any Ranma has ever faced. Will Ranma and his new friend be able to keep it from destroying everything Ranma knows?Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,718 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-4-09 - Ranma - Complete6. Ranma: Mazoku Factor » reviewsRanma's mind is warped by anime. The Slayers in particular.Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,576 - Reviews: 249 - Updated: 8-25-08 - Published: 4-1-027. Insertion » reviewsTwo authors write a Ranma 1/2 self insertion...but something goes wrong...Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 610,929 - Reviews: 1274 - Updated: 12-28-07 - Published: 2-24-018. Ranma Saotome: International Man of Mystery » reviewsSuper spies, irresistible to women, stronger and faster than any man, and genius intellect. Based on a movie starring Bill Murray.Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,075 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 11-19-07 - Published: 11-8-019. The Dragon and the Ghost » reviewsA fantasy adventure using Ranma 1/2 charactersRanma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,274 - Reviews: 206 - Updated: 11-13-07 - Published: 12-10-0010. Liquid Fighter Gold! » reviewsSemi-holographic warriors fight in a tournament unlike any other Ranma has been in before.Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,749 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 7-14-04 - Published: 3-13-0111. Ranma Saotome: The Atomic Kid » reviewsIn order to ensure Ranma is manly, he sends him off with someone for special training.Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 61,077 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 1-26-04 - Published: 10-2-0212. Insertion: Reflux! » reviewsRanma Saotome has voices in his head once again. However, you might know these voices yourself this time...heh.Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 85,777 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 10-5-03 - Published: 1-29-0213. Zelda vs Nerima » reviewsLink stuck in Ranma Saotome's shoes...Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,745 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 5-13-03 - Published: 5-27-0114. Anime Hearts » reviewsA somewhat original story, using Kingdom Hearts premise and Anime characters.Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,402 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 11-20-02 - Published: 10-22-0215. The Three Saotomes » reviewsRanma Saotome, and his younger brother Genryu deal with life with the Tendos, and their own shady past.Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 142,114 - Reviews: 195 - Updated: 7-23-02 - Published: 8-27-0016. Genma ga kutsushita guujin desu! » reviewsRanma and Genma arrive at the Tendo dojo...but why does it seem there's something odd about Genma...Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 4-2-02 - Published: 3-16-0217. The Spirit Within » reviewsThe first fanfic I ever posted. Not really a comedy, but fun anyway. Part 1-3 up now, a clean up work in progress still.Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,117 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 3-21-02 - Published: 3-20-0218. Will the real Fic Ranma please stand up? reviewsStrong Language, Song fic, First one, funny. That is all.Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 3-19-0219. Geo-Dome » reviewsWhat if Shijni Ikari was a different kind of loser?Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,149 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 1-12-02 - Published: 12-30-0120. Christmas Cheer » reviewsA new Christmas story added! 'Ranma Saotome's Christmas Carol' Plus, the original 'How Ranma Stole Christmas'Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,194 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-25-01 - Published: 12-1-0021. Ranma Lord of the Sith » reviewsRanma is a Dark Jedi. Was 'Dark Ranma'Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,234 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 11-6-01 - Published: 9-28-0122. Ranma Trigger » reviewsRanma discovers the perils of time travel...Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,346 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-19-01 - Published: 10-18-0123. Rain » reviewsRanma Saotome has been disturbed since his battle with Saffron, but the reason is more shocking than you could imagine. A Ranma 1/2/OMG X-overRanma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,387 - Reviews: 237 - Updated: 7-31-01 - Published: 3-20-0124. Back To Nerima reviewsRanma has to get back home, after being stranded in 1965 JapanRanma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,610 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-16-0125. Permanent » reviewsJusenkyo curses are permanent, and Ranma Saotome will do anything for a cure. Unfortunately, her new hobby keeps getting in the way...Ranma - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,635 - Reviews: 90 - Published: 5-12-0126. Ranma vs. The World! Complete! » reviewsRanma is defeated by a mysterious warrior. Now both him and Ryoga seek out the power that beat him. A Ranma 1/2 Street Fighter crossover!Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 47,557 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 4-17-0127. Slayers Bloodline reviewsLina Inverse has just finished her adventures in Slayers Next, now someone from her past is about to bring her life into Chaos again.Slayers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-11-0128. Rurouni Ranma » reviewsA Ranma 1/2 Rurouni Kenshin Fusion!Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,973 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 4-9-01 - Published: 4-8-0129. A Saiyan Tail » reviewsWhat if Ranma Saotome actually had a good father?Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,553 - Reviews: 156 - Updated: 3-31-01 - Published: 9-5-0030. Soul Diver » reviewsA strange infliction is putting people into comas. Was in Misc, decided to move it because it becomes a Ranma fic in the second part.Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,290 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-28-01 - Published: 3-24-0131. The Joy of Fatherhood » reviewsNot a 'Ranma has a kid fic' Read and find out for yourself.Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 2-21-01 - Published: 2-7-0132. The Three Magic Knights » reviewsThere's a fourth Magic Knight, but there's something sinister about him, and his motives. Plus, a very familiar 'new' villain, who may or may not be against them?Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 51,156 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 2-1-01 - Published: 8-27-0033. Ranma: Xero » reviewsTwenty Years before the beginning. Something happens that will change the face of the future.Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,060 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-1-01 - Published: 9-12-0034. Hanz and Franz's and The Lady's Man's Fanfics reviewsHanz and Franz do a fanfic, and then The Lady's Man does one!Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-10-0135. Asura's Fingers reviewsRanma's secret technique.Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-4-0136. Ash's Fanfic reviewsAsh from Evil Dead, writes a Ranma fanfic.Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-1-0137. Bakuretsu Hunters: Zaha's Revenge reviewsA continuation of Sorcerer Hunters [Bakuretsu Hunters]Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-15-0038. Beldar's fanfic reviewsBeldar Conehead writes a fanfic.Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-3-0039. National Geographic Special: Otakus reviewsA National Geographic Special hosted by Carrot Glace!Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 10-22-0040. The Best of Carrot. reviewsA collection of short stories, or Spamfics from Carrot Glace.Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,420 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-6-0041. Superman Vs. Dragon Ball Z reviewsExactly what it sounds like. A cross over between Superman and Dragon ball. A great read!Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,491 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 9-2-0042. Joy of Youth reviewsRanma and Ryoga eat magic mushrooms to become young. Unfortunately they run out before they can change back! Hilarity insues.Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-1-0043. The Switch reviewsA humorous tale revolving around a magical artifact that Genma uses to turn his son into..."The worlds greatest martial artist."Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-27-0044. Sailor Ranmoon Vol. 1 reviewsA parody of all those Ranma becomes a Sailor Scout fics out there. A must read, hilarious.Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,658 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-26-0045. The Fighter reviewsAn intentional basic fanfic, a new fighter comes to Nerima and tests his skills against the Ranma crew.Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,574 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-26-00
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