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| Ranita66 |
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Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, Scrubs, Angel, Twilight, and Mortal Instruments. If you want to know what Phoenix looks like look at my profile pic. i drew it specifically to be her. Hey all! Thanks for checking out my profile! One thing about me that if you do not know already you will pick up on soon i can't spell for crap! XP But i love to write, right now i am in the middle of, um... i think it is ten books... maybe more! One is over 315 pages but I have not finished one. My brain is my worst enemy it spites out constant ideas and if i don't wright them down i will forget! So i come up with what hopefully you are reading or will be soon! FUN FACTS: My BFF is supernerdy check out her page! PS she is my all mighty editor with out her i wouldn't be able to read my own story's! (you should see the rough drafts!!) My favorite color is PURPLE!! I love Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, and Mortal Instruments Carlitõ and his life story! ENJOY!! Carlitõ was born on an illegal Mexican cattle farm in 1932. He was deformed at birth. He had 3 horns (2 on his head and one on the back of his neck) he has 'male parts' and strangely yet he does have an utter as well. His utter has never produced milk or anything of the sort and I doubt it ever will. Instead is shoots acid. This is because Carlitõ actually can reproduce his stomach acid at will. He had strange intestines that transfers stomach acid into his utter for shooting unsuspected enemies. When farmer Juan and his spouse Edna found this strange miracle they immediately informed the local church. They believed Carlitõ was there formers sons’ spirit back from the grave coming to haunt them. The thing is they hated their son and actually killed him. When the minister of their church saw Carlitõ he screamed in horror, Carlitõ was very hurt. He rose onto his hind legs and his eyes glowed red. He immediately started grunting and he……well he sprayed acid on the 3 unlucky humans, who unfortunately melted on the spot. That was the first of many murders preformed by Carlitõ. He became a criminal wanted for 90,000 pesos. He escaped to the U.S and is actually the cause for mad cow disease. He spat on a young calf and infected the baby cow. Carlitõ spent many years in hiding until one day he came across a wishing well. Lucky for him he had one last peso. He made a wish and threw in the coin. His wish was to become invincible. Little did he know that his wish would come true shortly. was swimming in a toxic waste dump and to his surprise he came across some toxic waste. Instead of swimming away from it he jumped in and started drinking. Then suddenly his flesh began to bubble and his blood boiled. His skin and body disintegrated. All that was left of him was a skeleton. But he had a special power. He could now suck the soul out of people and keep them in his ribcage. Why did he do this? Well for his wish to come true he had too. He had to steal people’s youth to live. So that’s what he did. He sucked out there soul and ate it everyday; it is now part of his complete breakfast. Carlitõ meets up with Phoenix between the wish for invincibility and the whole skin melting off thing. I think he may show up a couple more times if you think that is okay! I think that this is sweet! (not sweet as in SWEET but sweet as in cute and nice) Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you'rePINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If you think any of the fallowing are true than STOP READING MY STORY!! I don't want some jack ass reading and reviewing my work so PISS OFF If you do not Keep reading!! For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) By the way, half the credit for the stories "I" goes to my friend, (insert name I would never place on a public web site here.) Withouts her everthing i writed wood be uninteligimentable | |||||||
1. Power Struggle » reviewsValentine isn't dead, only half of him is and the other half want's blood. It's up to Angel's team and the shadow hunters to stop them. Accompanied by Illyria's sister Ellexria, the original shadow that the shadow hunters hunted.Crossover - Angel & Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-16-10 - Published: 4-9-10 - Illyria2. Maximum Ride: The Musical » reviewsDirectly after Fang Leaves Max is about to go after him but Angel collapses and discovers a new gift. Song's used from Scrubs Ep. My Musical, Buffy the vampire slayer Ep. Once More With Feeling and Dr. Horrible's sing along blog and of coarse FAX :P EnjoyCrossover - Scrubs & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-16-10 - Published: 7-3-10 - Max3. Mission Gone Wrong » reviewsJinx and Blade, two Volturi Agents, are sent to monitor the Cullen Coven, but when The Flock shows up things start spiraling out of control.Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,964 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-3-10 - Published: 5-31-094. Phoenix Arrival » reviews15 year old Phoenix has finally broken free from the School; she is the first 'experiment' to ever do this without aid. Desperately she embarks on a wild goose chaise to find, help and warn the valiant Maximum Ride and her flock hoping it is not too late.Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 7-2-10 - Published: 10-21-085. Mind Games reviewsWhat happens when Angel and Nudge are boarded and have a video camera? They mess with the flock of coarse! This was inspired by the TV show 'Scrubs' I really hope you like it!Crossover - Scrubs & Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-19-09 - Complete
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