You learn to Like Someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry.
-Anonymous-

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

-Bill Gates-

Hey,

My name is Dan-Tam (which means generous heart).

gender - female

Fav. series: Harry Potter series, Cardcaptors Sakura

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever copy and paste something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If your second favorite of the Cullen males is Jasper Whitlock Hale, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer.

If you think Rap stands for Retards Attempting Poetry paste this on your profile

See if you can read this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy ,it deosnt mttaer in wah oredr the ltteer in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseaee the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef. but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was iprmorantt tahts so cool: Copy this in your profile if you can read this.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly,VOLVO S60R, LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, xBlackSoul, MiracleJade, Swarlos, gdchikadee102, m9organ, mrs. bella marie cullen12,vampires-are-forever, burgundy eyes

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9. And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".

(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".

(And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".

(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna'sTiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".

(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".

(And you thought?...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".

(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".

(And...I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only"

(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".

(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".

(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".

(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

(no way...are you serious?)