Hi. Here's a little bit about me. I am the type of girl who laughs when someone insults them, doesn't care if she has a boyfriend or not, stays loyal to her few friends, is nice to those who are mean, and would rather hang out with guys than girls because of the drama. My name is Megan, and I'm thirteen years old. I'm not self-centered, and I actually take the time to stop and smell the roses. Reading books and listening to music are my life. I am probably one of the weirdest people you have ever met.

My favorite thing I like to say to describe myself is, "You may be the frootloop in the world of cheerios, but I'm the Fruity Pebbles."

PM me if you want to talk to me. If it's good, then fine, more power to you. But if you're here to trash me or my fanfictions, go ahead, I could use a laugh. (I'm not joking! XD)

Edward/Bella

Jacob/Bella

Harry Potter/Bella (Crossover)

Jacob/OC

Embry/OC

Sam/Emily

Charlie/Sue

Alice/Jasper

Emmett/Rosalie

Seth/OC

Edward/OC

Any Imprint stories as long as they are not slash

Least favorite--

Slash stories

Jacob/Renessmee

Edward/Jacob (Especially)

Bella/Mike

Edward/Alice (depends...)

Bella/Charlie

Bella/Billy

-Links for my stories-

Oh heres the link for the dress Bella wore in Another Day Goes By: http://www.aclubwear.com/sexy-short-blue-dress-p-28.html

Link For Blissful Dreaming, Chapter 9, Megan's Dress: http://www.zenhobo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/corset-top-a-line-dress-back-side.jpg

Please check out my stories I wrote and respond to them if you want.

Reviews=Happy writer=More Writing=Happy Readers Do yourself a favor, and review and leave comments!

-Copy and Paste things-

Have you ever noticed that Boys in Books are Better? If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile

Your not crazy if you debate with yourself, your only crazy when you lose. If you agree, copy and paste into your profile (I'm guilty of this...)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have a thing for pasting things on your profile, paste this on your profile

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

~HELP I'VE FALLEN AND...hey nice carpet!!~ If you found that amusing, paste it into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you KNOW (Or think you know) the voice in your head is real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

If you have a crush on a book character copy and post this into your profile.

If you hate werewolfs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate posers, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Finch told it is uncool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be in the 2 percent that would be laughing at the others.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, paste this onto your profile.

If your obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If before you read Twilight, you thought it was going to be a corny book, but after you read it you fell in love with it and all of its characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think I write ridiculous copy-and-paste-thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you refuse to copy and paste anything onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you got tricked by that last copy and paste thing, and your not ashamed, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish you had a emo hamster, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish you had an albino rat, just so you could say, "Hey, I've got an albino rat!", copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe that anyone that hits you with a ball in dodgeball should be sued of all of their dignity, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're fricken crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you copy and pasted this onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish Jacob would imprint on a nice girl, and then all that drama between Bella and Jacob would end, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate people just 'cause they talk about Twilight without including you in their conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If this is your last copy and paste thingy for the day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your an idiot, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read the copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto you profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, TwilightVampire92, undeniablebloodlust, TheExplodingKiwi, TayMelia, JadisSnape, BellaCullen2312

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. \AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories,TwilightVampire92, undeniablebloodlust, TheExplodingKiwi, Aeieo, JadisSnape, BellaCullen2312

If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your prifile.

If you probably have a body in your closet, copy this into your profile.

If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile.

If you spend lots of time talking to yourself and reciting lines from fictional characters, copy this into your profile.

If you ever look at someone and stare at them because they are talking about some new gadget or gizmo that you have no clue about, copy this into your profile.

If you do random junk, definetly copy all of the above into your profile.

If you have nothing else to do, copy everything into your profile.

If you are getting tired of this, go read something, or copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vice versa copy this into you're profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have small fit because you love him so much, copy this into you're profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this onto your profile.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying little sibling copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have random mood swings for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were thinking about, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you still think 'righty tighty, lefty loosey' when opening anything, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile.

If you are a complete and utter thrill seeker who thrives off roller-coasters and being dropped from insane heights to have a major adreneline rush, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe mental breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" Copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason, Copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds, copy and paste this into profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a mirror, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, and vice-versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word with less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever copied and pasted the same thing into your profile twice or more times, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted the same thing into your profile twice or more times, copy & paste this into your profile.

98 of People would scream if Hannah Montana was on top of the Empire State Building, copy and paste this in your profile if you would be the 2 screaming, "JUMP, BITCH, JUMP!"

Things I learned from Twilight-

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Grand Theft Auto is bad...unless its a porche.
31. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the trinity God the Father, the Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. The bolded ones apply to me.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm AUSTRIAN, so I must be exactly like HITLER and think like a NAZI
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and/or COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

Just something to think about...

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came

crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile

One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies...

The girl asked the guy to pull over because she wanted to talk...

She told him that her feelings had changed and it was time to move on...

A silent tear slid down his cheek as he reached into his pocket and passed her a folded note...

At that moment a drunk driver was speeding down the very same street...

He swerved right into the driver's seat killing the boy. Miraculously the girl survived...

Remembering the note she pulled it out & read it...

It said: "Without your love I would die"

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile!

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are so swollen,
I can not see,
It must be said, I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad
I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me,
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid
I'm sradishing to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
I am but three
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me

CHILD ABUSE...MAKE IT STOP!!Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it isn't just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.

Quiz thingy!

Name: Megan

Gender: Girl

Hair color: Brown

Eye color: Brown

Birthday: April 12

Interests: Reading, writing, singing, listening to music, cooking, cars, did I say music?, and fanfiction.

What was the last book you read? Brisingr

What's on your T.V right now? The Mii channel on the Wii. (My brother's playing on it...)

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? My mom; "Leave me alone I'm on the computer!"

Where are you? Downstairs in my house, facing North towards the computer screen.

What was the last thing you ate? Pizza!

What's your personality like? Random, obsessive (Twilight and Harry Potter), quiet, and sometimes even scary.

Who do you have a crush on? No one I'm about to name on here!

What was the last thing you thought? 'What was the last thing you thought'

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? 'George Bush'

You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Buy my own personal library, a new laptop, put some money in a savings account, and buy my own house next door.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? The keyboard/mouse.

What are you eating/drinking right now? Nothing.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? 'RIGHT NOW?'

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? "There had been lots of pictures of what looked like a large pink" ~Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone

What's it like being you? Halarious, yet very depressing.

How tall are you? 5'5 or 5'6

What book are you currently reading? Brisingr

What music are you listening to? Debussy, Clair De Lune, PARAMORE, and My Chemical Romance! (There are no subtle hints to what my favorites could be, I have no idea what you're talking about! XD)

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? Youtube!

What was the last thing you cooked? Sugar Cookies

What color are the walls of the room you are in? White.

Do you know who the governor of your state is? Pat Quinn

Ketchup or Mustard? Mustard

How many different programs are on your computer right now? Internet Explorer and Word.

Have you ever been water-skiing? No, sadly... Though that would be fun!

What is the weather like? It's cold outside. Not unbearably, but cold enough to make me shiver after a while outside with no coat on.

Are you going an vacation this summer and where? I already went to Mt. Rushmore and Yellowstone National Park!

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? I do not have access to a globe, I don't own one, and I can't go get one...

2. Find a book. Turn to page 53, line 3, word, 6. What is it? 'on.' ~Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone

3. What can you hear right now? Conspiracy - Paramore

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing besides yourself. 'Hello Mr. Plant!'

5. Turn the TV on. What show is it? Not sure, and am too lazy to go check! XD

6. Type your name with your elbow. megan

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Open your eyes. What do you see? The window, or more specifically, my backyard

Things about me that I stole form other profiles and edited a little.

I am the girl that goes to school dances, but sits in the corner and reads a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter and Twilight, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm so sorry, I thought paper would protect you!" Paper can never, ever, beat rock.

~Things I believe in~

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and if you don't, just ignore this. Because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

DO NOT READ WHAT IS BELOW IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE WHEN IT COMES TO POSTING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!

Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant. You will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Random Junk

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

"When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand Edward Cullen."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor but since Carlisle is cute, screw the fruit."

"I'm not easily distracted I-Hey, is that guy sparkling!"

SPONGEBOB GOT PATRICK,
TIGGER GOT POOH,
BELLA GOT ALICE ,
AND I GOT A COOL FRIEND LIKE YOU

"The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and cover me with clothes. Don't let it find me."

.: There's three ways to do things:.
.: The right way :.
.: The wrong way :.
.: And my way, which is wrong too, but faster!:.

5 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!!

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

"If you're going kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"

My mother taught me RELIGION

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My mother taught me LOGIC

"Because I said so, that's why."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me IRONY

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM

"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA

"You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me about WEATHER

"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS

"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen then?"

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY

"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION

"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
x Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
x At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
x You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun
x Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

XYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
XYou wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
XYou like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
XUsed to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 4

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are for Ever

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was

born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When

I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you

go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism. (I know I do)

Good Songs:

Supernatural- Flyleaf

All around me- Flyleaf

Decoy- Paramore

Decode- Paramore

Fences- Paramore

My Heart- Paramore

Helena- My Chemical Romance

I'm Not Okay- My Chemical Romance

Sick Little Suicide- The Matches

Teenagers- My Chemical Romance

Pressure- Paramore

I'm Pretty Optimistic for a Pessimist- Paramore

Conspiracy - Paramore

Woah - Paramore

Miracle - Paramore

That's What you Get - Paramore

Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance

Time Well Spent - Tom Felton

I'm not naming them all! Nor am I making any pointed remarks about any one of these being the best as of now... cough cough Tom Felton is really good cough cough) Anyway... I like pretty much ALL Paramore songs! I LOVE My Chemical Romance!! Also Linkin Park is good too! And the Matches are O-kay!

A couple other good bands that I like are Aerosmilth (Sweet Emotion), Queen (Bicycle), Van Halen (Stairway to Heaven), and Black Eyed Peas (I've got a feeling).

READ MY STORIES PLEASE! I'LL RETURN THE FAVOR!! PLEASE! I HAVE ALMOST NO REVIEWS ANYMORE!! : ( Please comment on my stories! I don't care if you review to tell me that you hate the story, just do it, or my Edward will attack you, and eat your loved ones, Rawr Grr yah... Okay then, I'm done, most likely freaking you guys out, so Bye!!

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