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1. Junior Lifeguard Association reviews

So maybe he should have looked at some maps or, y'know, actually thought before he went to Clark for help in this particular instance. Written for the lulz, set sometime after 'Justice'.

Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-30-09 - Oliver Q. & Arthur C. - Complete

2. Changin' reviews

You can't pass a test when the examiner doesn't want you to...fortunately, sometimes the examiner has a brother to talk some sense into him.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-21-09 - Sunstreaker & Sideswipe - Complete

3. Unforgettable reviews

Ratchet may have an ingrained distrust of anything Sideswipe does, but he can also admit when he's been wrong about the red hellion.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-21-09 - Ratchet & Perceptor - Complete

4. Fall From Grace » reviews

G1 pre-war - Sideswipe and Sunstreaker never wanted to become what they were now. But when all other options were closed to them, they had no choice...but to fall from grace.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,854 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 6-21-09 - Published: 9-16-08 - Sideswipe & Sunstreaker - Complete

5. 500 Miles reviews

slash - He'd been prepared to do whatever it took to get his attention...then he found out he'd been beaten to the punch.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-12-09 - Jazz & Prowl - Complete

6. Bite Marks reviews

pre-war - Prowl was so going to get fired.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-20-09 - Jazz & Prowl - Complete

7. Stepford Porsche reviews

Slash, G1 - Sometimes, in new environments, very old, complex relationships can come up with some very weird, very strange responses. Especially when one of the mechs involved in the relationship is Jazz.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,857 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-6-08 - Jazz & Prowl - Complete

8. Bad Touch reviews

slash - sequel to 'Crash and Burn' - There are days when Soundwave wonders why, exactly, he thought cassettes were a good idea.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-14-08 - Prowl & Starscream - Complete

9. Rising reviews

G1, slash - When Starscream is quiet, Megatron gets suspicious.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-14-08 - Megatron & Starscream - Complete

10. Crash and Burn reviews

G1, slash - There's nothing more pesky than an enemy that just won't let you die.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,248 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-8-08 - Prowl & Starscream - Complete

11. Make Me » reviews

G1, slash - 'Make me' is not a challenge one should ever give to an officer. Especially not if one is an officer oneself.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-2-08 - Jazz & Prowl - Complete

12. Gleeful Abandon reviews

Lennox and Sheppard have a deeply philosophical discussion about parts of the human psyche exposed by frequent interaction with a certain Autobot.

Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-21-08 - John S. & W. Lennox - Complete

13. I Kissed A Girl » reviews

slash - Maggie gets to greet the newest Autobot arrival on earth, and discovers one more reason the boys and men in America would love their new alien friends. And it just goes downhill from there. Rating for profanity.

Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-7-08 - Maggie M. - Complete

14. Rules of the Ark » reviews

G1, implied slash - The crew of the Ark has spent a lot of time getting used to dealing with each other's quirks - so much so that they barely notice them anymore. Which is somewhat unfortunate for the new bots.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 7-20-08 - Hot Rod & Springer - Complete

15. Brick Wall reviews

G1, slash - Ratchet is vastly entertained by Jazz's timing. Prowl is not.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 7-12-08 - Jazz & Ratchet - Complete

16. Falling » reviews

G1, slash - Prowl isn't too pleased when Optimus decides to send his two highest ranked officers on a recon mission, but a fall on his door wings leads to some pleasant discoveries. Story only pretends to have a plot.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,628 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 7-4-08 - Published: 2-22-08 - Jazz & Prowl - Complete

17. Once More With Feeling reviews

G1, slash - Perceptor, and anyone else who knew about it, were quite certain that it had been a one-time thing. But then Sideswipe and Sunstreaker start acting a little odd, and Perceptor finds himself reconsidering things.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-27-08 - Perceptor & Sideswipe - Complete

18. Rescue Me reviews

G1, slash - There are certain Autobots that are just a waste of energy and resources to capture.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-24-08 - Jazz & Prowl - Complete

19. Hot Rod's Not So Excellent Encounter reviews

G1 - implied slash - crack!fic - Every mech has his boundaries. But sometimes those boundaries are in different places depending on who's testing them.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-24-08 - Hot Rod & Perceptor - Complete

20. Defenders reviews

G1, slash - They knew what they were getting into when they decided they wanted Bluestreak. Only one mech thought to warn Bluestreak about what he was getting into when he decided he wanted them as well.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-16-08 - Bluestreak & Sideswipe - Complete

21. Canis Allsparkus reviews

Ironhide's not too pleased about the new Allspark...

Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-13-08 - Sam W. & Mikaela B. - Complete

22. Thirteen Days » reviews

slash - They'd already said goodbye, but he'd never accepted it, and when his last moments came, he couldn't let go...so he stayed. And unfortunately, they knew it. OCs exist to further the plot.

Transformers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,020 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 5-9-08 - Published: 10-19-07 - Complete

23. Very Young reviews

Times like these remind him just why he enjoys being the oldest...

Crossover - Highlander & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 4-28-08 - Methos & Ratchet - Complete

24. Do Not Want reviews

Sparks' drabble - Beth has a theory. Alex doesn't want to hear it. Unfortunately, Beth isn't the first one to come up with that theory.

Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-25-08 - Complete

25. Tales of the Storage Closet reviews

Full title 'Tales of the Storage Closet : Unexpected Officer Occupation' - G1, slash - Jazz is a klutz, Prowl gets his nookie quota, and Bluestreak sees more than he ever wanted to.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-15-08 - Jazz & Bluestreak - Complete

26. The Hatchet's Apprentice reviews

G1 - The Autobots often forgot about it, but First Aid is only an apprentice medic...which means he has to have a mentor that he learns things from...

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-2-08 - First Aid & Ratchet - Complete

27. Wreath » reviews

G1, slash - Four Christmases at the Ark, featuring the second- and third-in-command of the Autobots. Contains touching realizations, the first and only Autobot civil war, and...Huffer the Glitter Fairy?

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,293 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 2-21-08 - Published: 2-18-08 - Jazz & Prowl - Complete

28. Risk To Be Alive reviews

G1, slash - Prequel to 'You Don't Have To Be Afraid'- "Death is not the biggest fear we have; our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive - the risk to be alive and express what we really are." - Don Miguel Ruiz

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,082 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-17-08 - Jazz & Prowl - Complete

29. Prowl and Sideswipe's Excellent Adventure » reviews

G1, sort-of-slash - Prowl and Sideswipe get sent, in disguise, on a mission to Cybertron...but when they come back, they make a little detour after reporting to Prime, and Ratchet's collection of blackmail material grows exponentially.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,300 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 12-11-07 - Published: 12-4-07 - Prowl & Sideswipe - Complete

30. Feel the Music » reviews

G1 - Jazz didn't know what he was starting when he convinced Prowl to attend the party welcoming the new reinforcements to Earth...all he can do now is keep laughing, and hope the horror of it all never catches up to him.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,488 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 11-30-07 - Published: 11-25-07 - Prowl & Ratchet - Complete

31. Voice in the Dark reviews

G1, slash - A sabotage mission went bad, and Jazz was stuck behind Decepticon lines. No worry, Prowl's here to...lead them into a building that collapses on them? Well that was smart. Total PWP.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-26-07 - Jazz & Prowl - Complete

32. Mud reviews

G1, slash - If Prime ever ordered Prowl to lead another rescue operation, the tactician would be torn between flatout refusing, or just shooting his commander...

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-23-07 - Jazz & Prowl - Complete

33. Design Flaws reviews

G1 - A surprise visit from Skywarp sent Sunstreaker and Prowl into a cave for protection, and as they wait for rescue, Sunstreaker discovers a formerly only rumoured design flaw in the Autobot's second in command...rating for language.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-22-07 - Prowl & Sunstreaker - Complete

34. Happy To See You! reviews

G1, slash - In which we find out why leaving the pranksters alone with each other is a Bad Idea...especially when Jazz's radio is broken.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-22-07 - Prowl & Jazz - Complete

35. You Don't Have To Be Afraid reviews

G1 - Jazz and Prowl have finally admitted they have feelings for each other, but Jazz has promptly gone straight back into denial, leaving Prowl frustrated. Fortunately there's someone willing to help him give Jazz a good kick in the CPU for being stupid.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,943 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-17-07 - Jazz & Prowl - Complete

36. Jealousy » reviews

G1, slash - Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are surprised to find Prowl has a fanclub. Jazz just wants it gone.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-13-07 - Jazz & Prowl - Complete

37. Property of Jazz reviews

G1 - Sometime after the defeat of Unicron, an irritated Ultra Magnus wakes Rodimus Prime in the wee hours of the morning to deal with an apparent vandalism problem Autobot city has developed...oneshot crack fic.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-8-07 - Jazz & Blaster - Complete

38. Tease reviews

G1, slash - When Prowl signed up for the Autobots he was certain being molested by the resident saboteur on office hours wasn't part of the job's description...

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-7-07 - Prowl & Jazz - Complete

39. Holding Out For A Hero reviews

G1 - Paranoia is normally Red Alert's domain, but when mechs who haven't even seen someone enter the rec room start greeting them by name, even Prowl has the right to freak out a litte...

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-5-07 - Prowl & Optimus Prime - Complete

40. Vacations Aren't Evil reviews

G1 - Starscream, naturally, always carried a little bit of high grade on him. And really, what better mech for Prowl to try Sideswipe's latest high grade concoction on than the Decepticon Air Commander?

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 11-4-07 - Prowl & Starscream - Complete

41. Boom » reviews

In which Wheeljack arrives on earth and finds a kindred spirit among the indigenous life forms. Pure fun. Twoshot. I'm serious! Only these two chapters!

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 10-26-07 - Published: 10-25-07 - Wheeljack - Complete

42. The House of the Golden Flower » reviews

Those of the House were always noble. But Gondolin, and those who held loyal to it, were doomed first by Morgoth, and then the sons of Fëanor... Longer summary inside, costars Thranduil

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,203 - Reviews: 260 - Updated: 10-26-07 - Published: 4-29-04 - Glorfindel - Complete

43. Honourary Newfoundlanders reviews

G1 - Based off a joke. Sideswipe's bored. So's Sunstreaker. Slingshot pays the price, much to his own chagrin.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-8-07 - Sideswipe & Sunstreaker - Complete

44. Slip of the Tongue reviews

G1 - He's a warrior now, but once he was an artist...and sometimes his artist's eye decides to make itself known in the most disturbing way.

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 9-3-07 - Sunstreaker & Slag - Complete

45. Hiding the Obvious reviews

G1, Slash - One of the longest running betting pools amoung the Autobots is about to be resolved...

Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 9-1-07 - Jazz & Prowl - Complete

46. Sparks » reviews

It started with a broken down truck, carried on with giant robots, got twisted up with some Allspark energy, and now the who thing's gone to the Pits. Alex's life has never been more out of her control...literally. An Optimus story!

Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,689 - Reviews: 351 - Updated: 8-20-07 - Published: 7-28-07 - Complete

47. The Games of the Gods, Book Two: Playing the Game » reviews

Kari has been taken by the FBI, and Elrohir's dragged Glorfindel, Rachel, and friends back from Valinor to help him find her. Area 51 isn't going to know what hit it. THIS STORY IS ON AN INDEFINITE HIATUS. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,941 - Reviews: 239 - Updated: 11-27-06 - Published: 1-1-06 - Glorfindel & Elrohir/Elladan

48. The Amazing Ascended Magnet reviews

Shortly after Epiphany, Rodney is mad at John, and John can't figure out why. The answer is a photo. McShep slash drabble...

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-17-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete

49. The Games of the Gods, Book One: Setting the Board » reviews

The last thing Rachel wanted to become was a tooperfect MarySue. But when she dies and gets transported to MiddleEarth with her friend, she finds she has little choice in the matter. Rating for language and being a MarySue with an attitude.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 267,908 - Reviews: 2283 - Updated: 4-23-04 - Published: 9-1-03 - Glorfindel & Haldir - Complete

50. The MarySue That Wasn't reviews

Sabrina finds herself dumped in MiddleEarth. Only one problem she doesn't even know she's in MiddleEarth, and she has arrived at exactly the wrong time. Warning: amusing only if you have a morbid sense of humour or you hate MarySues.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 2-16-04 - Legolas & Aragorn - Complete

51. No Eyes Needed » reviews

The day of Elrond's Council in Rivendell, a young girl in Minas Tirith gained a strange gift. Fostered by Aragorn and Arwen because of her gift, her life only becomes stranger when Legolas comes to visit, raising questions about her parentage.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 81,629 - Reviews: 516 - Updated: 8-23-03 - Published: 3-9-03 - Legolas & Aragorn - Complete

52. Consequences reviews

Eneira and Orophin have gone a little too far with one of their pranks, and Haldir is fed up...Companion story to No Eyes Needed, though it can be read on its own

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 7-16-03 - Haldir - Complete

53. A Huntress in the Dark reviews

Someone's being hunted in the darkness of a nighttime forest...

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-24-03 - Arwen U. & Aragorn - Complete

54. Sightseeing in MiddleEarth » reviews

Erin, from 21st century Canada, wakes up one morning in MiddleEarth. When she joins the Fellowship, the path of the quest is forever changed, and no one can tell how it will end. Spellchecked, lightly editted, and reuploaded

Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,534 - Reviews: 462 - Updated: 2-20-03 - Published: 12-27-02 - Boromir & Haldir - Complete

55. LotR Letters » reviews

Letters between characters in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Four in all. All up. Please review.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 10-30-02 - Published: 10-17-02 - Aragorn & Frodo B. - Complete

56. Ever Had One of Those Days? » reviews

Ever had one of those days when every single flipping thing goes wrong? Ever wonder what would happen if one of the Xmen had one? No? Then don't read these fics. Covers an XPerson each part.

X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 2-5-01 - Published: 8-31-00 - Complete