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Lo. My name is Karasu Kagami-obviously. I shall not be providing you with any other names i may lay claim too. Nor my age (lets just say i'm older than i act, but younger then most guess). Or gender (dispite how obvious THAT is). I am EXPECIALLY not giving any info on where to find/contact me. I figure my e-mail and country are enough. (Stalkers.) Anyway... I don't really know what to write here. So...yeah...the general stuff... Likes: -The color black...and other dark stuff. -Sweets/such as candy, cake and pocky. Also, cheese. -small/baby animals...unless they're slimey. Snakes, Mice, Puppies, all good. Slimey? No. -manga and books of fiction. Also (obviously) fanfiction! -music (Im gonna be vague on this one. Arnt i 'mysterious'? Or lazy? Im leaning towards lazy...) -and...YAOI!! (Drools over a number of bishies. Im not a stalker! Really! Im not! >.> .>) Dislikes: -people (persons are okay in general. its the crowds i loathe.) -spiders (flinches in fear...then throws shoe) -EARWIGS and CENTIPEEDS (drops other shoe...and runs away screaming) -moving in general (Im lazy...unless bribed, pissed or terrified) -getting wet (except showers which are both nice and necessary. w) My Hobbies are: -Sleeping (I dont waste daylight-i sleep through it!) -Doodling (Which nobody (except Naya, Mizu, Ryu and Suki) will -ever- see.) -Daydreaming (Rarely do i leave my daydreams for reality...except when driving but even then...) -Music (VAUGE! Am i 'mysterious' yet?) -and reading YAOI!! (.> Erm...that's all...or is it? I'll probably change this later...again. Some Quotes: "Be the kind of 'woman' that when your feet hit the floor, each morning, the devil says, 'Oh crap, she's up!'" Life is too short and too shitty to care about the dos and don'ts of social expectations. ~Dean, Carpe Diem by Castalie Once when I was young and true, "I've learned that, in every story, there is a big, bad something. An evil force that, no matter the size, corrupts the world of the story, and tries its best to destroy the hero. A wolf, a witch, a giant, a dragon, a knight... or an idea, a desire, a temptation... or even...a book." "I have the world's best gaydar! I can always find the gay man in a room - the only problem is he's usually the only one I actually like." "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO!! What a ride!" "Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals." -Agnes Repplier "Desire knows no logic; evil needs no reason."—Harris Tuttle The two ANBU ran straight down the side of the wall, making them seriously consider the usefulness of a wall on a ninja village. I mean really, most shinobi can jump ridiculously high anyway, and wall climbing was a basic skill. "Hey, why do we even have these walls?" "I dunno man, but I suppose they do something, I haven't figured out what yet." -Naruto fic Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. -Author Unknown "I took my parents back to the airport today. They leave tomorrow." —Margaret Smith "You know you've read to many fanfic's when...you start thinking of the slashyness of your brother and his best friend." "Much pervertedness I sense in you. Deeply dissatisfied and confused with your gender you are, old grasshopper," Jiraiya fell down in shock hearing the weird genin talk like that to him, as the genin walked away hunched down and holding a cane, covered in those weird robes, while Orochimaru and Tsunade howled in laughter in the background.-Super power shoppin, a Naruto fic "Give a bloke a snog and he thinks all’s forgiven. Well, you’re wrong. It’ll take two snogs." "Is it really manipulation when I tell you up front what I am wanting?" "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."-George Bernard Shaw "Albus Dumbledore is a genius." Bill says pompously. "It is a fine line between madness and genius." Kingsley says blandly. "And Albus is that line." Tonks folds her arms smugly. Bill concedes the point. "Well probably, but back to the topic at hand. What was the prophecy?" She sighs and clears her throat. "You will be bitten by a rabid rabbit and die. You will be resurrected by a master necromancer and be possessed by the spirit of a succubus, your fate will be to mate with the transfigured zombie of your grandmother. You shall conceive a demigod that shall destroy the world in the apocalypse." -When Masks Break, H.P. fic NOTICE: Sexual harasment in this area will NOT be reported. It will however be "GRADED".-fake warning sign If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - Unknown It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.-Mark Twain / Once upon a windowsill I came across something weird It was not enexpected But still it I feared, It was a letter from a friend Who wanted nothing more Than to have my dead body Lying limply on the floor, I saw the letter but shuttered not And didn't shed a tear Let the killer come and get me I'll embrace him with no fear! / The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they are when you kill them. Embrace the total dork in yourself. Life is too short to be cool. "My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was god and I didn't." Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me! So tie me up and throw me down, and show me that you ~like~ me! "1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea."- Author unknown Really, when telling someone they should think outside the box, they should include warnings about your brain rolling into the gutter and down a storm-drain. He who would sacrifice freedom for security, deserves neither freedom nor security. Madness is like gravity, all you need is a little push...-Joker, The Dark Knight (movie) "If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door." The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch "In three words, I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on." "A good marriage is between a deaf man and a blind woman." "The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret." "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. By then it was too late." "Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death." "Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." "There are three rings of marriage: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering." I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. - Douglas Adams "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." "I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three." "Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people." "Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not even trying." "The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim." (Sign shown in a non-smoking zone) "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." "Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone." "I had a dream, last night, that I was eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone." "Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time." "One guy had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to pay him if he ever has to give a thumb print." "I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose." "I've always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming!" (After taking a drink from a mug) "This would taste a lot better if there was actually something in this cup." "I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." "My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because, even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions." "The word 'Politics' is derived from the word 'Poly', meaning 'Many', and 'Ticks', meaning 'Blood sucking parasites'." "Before I married Ms. Right, I didn't realize her first name was 'Always'." "Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go." "There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead." "I love him, o yes I do. He's for me and not for you. And if by chance you take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face!" "Consider, friend, as you pass by, as you are now, so once was I. As I am now, you too shall be. Prepare, therefore, to follow me." – Scottish tombstone epitaph "Access denied... Na, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!" "Maybe this world is another planet's hell." "When you're a fat little kid, there are no more see saws. Only catapults." "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses and all the kings' men, ate scrambled eggs for 2 weeks." "Solutions are not the answer." "Permitted vehicles not allowed." "You guys line up alphabetically by height." "Procrastinate now. Don't put it off." "I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize." "Borrow money from pessimists... they don't expect it back." "My history teacher is the type of person who is always kind, never raises his voice, and always wears a smile. There's just something about that smile though that tells everyone that sets sights on him that he has a collection of corpses in his basement that he's planning to turn into human sausages." "This, I think, will need a rather lovely blend of violence and subtly. We may even need extreme explosives." "It's not my fault inanimate objects wish to pummel me to death." "There's something impossibly disturbing about the fact that I am the result of my parents doing the dirty." There are no rules in a fight. Honor is just another word for stupid and the only unfair advantage is the one the other guy has. "In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this." "That’s the problem, everybody just assumes. Just because I’m a Black – you better take your children inside, here he comes! The monster, the madman! You know how that is. He’s gonna take your life and fuck your wife," he chanted, sing-song. "Get the torches and pitchforks, men, light up the night! But I don’t need to spell it out for you; you know how that is. You’re the real monster."-Sirius Black to Remus Lupin, hp fanfic "That’s not what I mean and you know it." "All right. I’m sorry. Are you happy? We’re still in the same situation but at least you have your pride back." He knows it is better to be on the winning side then to not even know you have lost. "And remember, me buckos - pillage BEFORE you burn!" "Memory isn't like reading a book; it's more like writing a book from fragmentary notes." – John F. Kihlstrom "I am fearless in the face of death. Permanent impairment makes me a little wary."-Harry, hp fic "A man who kills, he runs around free; this system sucks, it’s screwing over me." "I smoke... but only when im on fire." Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear. ~Lemony Snicket "You're insane, Gai. And now you're infecting the next generation."-Stray Leaves, fic Haikus are easy If you let people know that you're human, then they'll expect it of you all of the time. If you want to live an interesting life, you're going to spend half of it being terrified. -Mary Hollinshead 'I'm no leader. I do what I have to do…sometimes people come with me.' Judge me all you want, just keep the verdict to yourself. -From a Winston advertisement Sure, God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.-Author Unknown Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. -C.S. Lewis The essence of pleasure is spontaneity. -Germaine Greer ‘Those shooting at you are the enemy. Shoot them.’ Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key. A true friend stabs you in the front There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficent methods. I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles. "Auntie Em: Hate you; hate Kansas, taking the dog." - Dorothy Ignoring bullshit is wrong, bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful. If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit. Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery "We're America! Don't mess with the nation that needs medication!" We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? Any military leader who thought suicide was the answer deserved to be questioned, frequently and often. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" . . . until you can find a rock. Forecast for tonight: dark. I don't get even, I get odder. Jesus loves you! But everyone else thinks you're an asshole. Spandex: A privilege, not a right. At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is. Caution: I know karate...and six other Chinese words. Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine. Never visit a doctor who can't keep her office plants alive. Dear God, please if you get me out of this shit I'll never watch Internet porn again. Okay, okay, I can't lie to you God, I'll still watch Internet porn, but I swear I'll pay for it. And I'm sorry I said shit. Amen. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat? Vegetarians taste better. I bet I can stop gambling. Horn broken: watch for Finger! I have the Body of a god...Buddha... Right now I've got amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. If you got a hunger for what you see You'll take it eventually You can have anything you want But you better not take it from me!" "Okay. But if it starts to go wrong…""I’m out of there. You won’t see me for dust. And that’s – that’s a troubling turn of phrase for a vampire." "I want him dead," Sylarana said. You can’t , said Harry wearily. That would make me hurt worse."I know," said Sylarana. "I did not promise that I was going to kill him. I promised that I wish to."-H.P. fic "I am, Sofa King, we Todd Ed."="I am so fcking retarded." This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. THIS IS AN EX-PARROT. O Fortune, -'Luck, Empress of the World º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°°º¤ø ¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°°º¤ø | |||||||
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