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Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Avengers, and Hunger Games. Johnsonnnnnnnn 19, 5'6", British, green eyes, brown hair (dyed), bi, a little bit taken. When I saw you, I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew. William Shakespeare Before I open up my arms and fall, losing all control, every dream inside my soul, and when you kiss me on that midnight street, sweep me off my feet, singin' "ain't this life so sweet?". My favourite food is mushrooms, my favourite drink is Jack Daniels. I am very fond of Lynx, chinchillas, coffeeblack2sugars, Jack, Lauren, Vicki, Anthony, drinking, and generally being a bad influence on society. I'm also fond of baking cakes and taking them over to my Granny's house on my motorbike. I sleep very little, and I have a bad knee, and I once chopped the tip of my little finger off with a knife. I often go out drinking with only a tenner, coz I'm a hopeful bastard. Hate to be so emotional, I didn't aim to get physical, but when he pulled in and revved it up, I said, "you call that a pick-up truck?" and in the moonlight I throwed him down, a-kicking, screaming, and rolling around... a little piece of a bloody tooth... Just so you know, I was thinking of you. I'm vegetarian, and I work as a chef. I detest it, but mostly because of my boss.I do like it at times, though, as we essentially play with knives all day, like pirates. We also try and throw petit pois into the saturday workers' ears. I have a gorgeous motorbike named Joey, who I adore, but crash frequently. I also have an old Honda Civic, named Marlin. Say my name and his in the same breath; I dare you to say they taste the same. Books: Tithe. Lord of the Rings. Sherlock Holmes. Fight Club. Harry Potter. One Day. Kitchen Confidential. Alice In Wonderland. Dorian Gray. Dracula. Vampire of the Mists. Interview with the Vampire. The Reformed Vampire Support Group. Limitless. Chocolat. Big Fish. Time Traveller's Wife. The Hunger Games. You look so precious with your bloody nose. Films&TV: Sherlock. Fight Club. Lord of the Rings. Sherlock Holmes. Pirates of the Caribbean. Alfie. Life On Mars. Smurfs. The Hangover. Pineapple Express. Being Human. The Boat That Rocked. The Nightmare Before Christmas. Big Fish. The A Team. Bad Boys 2. Shaun of the Dead. Hot Fuzz. Cool Runnings. Sweeney Todd. Once Upon A Time In Mexico. X-Men First Class. Batman. Avengers. I'll move to Paris, shoot some heroin, and fuck with the stars. Music: Kings of Leon. 100 Monkeys. Muse. The Vaccines. The Killers. Bob Marley. My Chemical Romance. The Rolling Stones. Example. Eminem. The White Stripes. The Sex Pistols. Blink-182. 30 Seconds To Mars. With your backless black dress soaked to the skin. Pairings: Sirius/Remus. Remus/Regulus.Finnick/Annie. So wear me like a locket around your throat, I'll weigh you down, I'll watch you choke, you look so good in blue, so good in blue... My List consists of: Adam Levine. Sean Biggerstaff. Ben Whishall. Nigella Lawson. Johnny Depp. I've got a sunset in my veins, and I need to take a pill to make the silence feel OK Coz I swear, I'd burn the city down to show you the light. That's all for now. In the meantime, Keep Calm And Have A Sugar Cube. Ciao. | |||||||
1. Love, Lettuce and Locke's Single Malt » reviewsLily comes to work at Peter's restaurant, Herbology, under the enigmatic head chef Remus Lupin. A tale of Love, Lettuce and Locke's Single Malt. RLxSB JPxLE *For Sparkling Soul*Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,440 - Reviews: 215 - Updated: 8-15-12 - Published: 2-9-12 - Remus L. & Sirius B.2. What A Lonely Girl reviews"People whispered, for they didn't understand. They thought she had just turned mad, this poor, sweet girl. She wasn't mad, just troubled, but the whispers grew louder, until she began to believe it herself."Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-3-12 - Annie C. & Finnick O. - Complete3. The Mormfongs » reviewsFollowing the Marauders from First Year through to Seventh. Canon, with some quirks of my own inventions.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,716 - Reviews: 220 - Updated: 7-3-12 - Published: 12-29-11 - Sirius B. & Remus L.4. Zen reviewsOne way to think of zen is this: a total state of focus that incorporates a total togetherness of body and mind. Zen is a way of being. It also is a state of mind. Zen involves dropping illusion and seeing things without distortion created by your own thoughts.Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-3-12 - Hawkeye/Clint B. & Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete5. Dark Things reviewsRemus invites Sirius to try something new and deliciously dark. SiriusxRemusxRegulusHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-29-12 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete6. The Brothers Black reviewsDetailing the deaths of Regulus and Sirius Black, and their reunion afterwards.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-27-11 - Regulus B. & Sirius B. - Complete7. Four Varieties Of Mustard » reviewsUnfortunately, there are no cases available, and Sherlock is being a rather high-maintenance -but ultimately marvellous- flat-mate... Written for Lauren xxxSherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,539 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 12-21-11 - Published: 9-22-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete8. Pawprints In The Dungeons reviewsRemus gets trapped in the Slytherin common room on the night of the full moon. Can Sirius enlist Regulus's help to get him out before it all ends in disaster?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-11-11 - Sirius B. & Regulus B. - Complete9. Anger reviewsOne-shot describing Sirius's reaction to his Uncle's death.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-23-11 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete10. Understandably Questionable Circumstances » reviewsAn account of why Sirius was found in bed with his best friend's heavily pregnant wife one morning by his lover and his best friend in completely innocent, but understandably questionable circumstances. JPxLE SBxRLHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,794 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 11-20-11 - Published: 9-14-11 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete11. The People In Question » reviewsJasper and Bella have been lifelong friends. He's a rebel, she's the one he enjoys corrupting. One day in detention, they meet some very interesting people... All Human. *COMPLETE*Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,276 - Reviews: 333 - Updated: 5-10-10 - Published: 6-28-09 - Bella & Jasper - Complete12. Two Weeks in Summer » reviewsBella, Alice and Rosalie are Americans in Britain for their holidays, camping. Who are these gorgeous Brits they meet? Written for xXsu-zannXx. This is her plotline, I just wrote the story... and changed it a little... ALL HUMAN. COMPLETE.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,884 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 4-26-09 - Published: 2-16-09 - Complete13. Jasper and the Scary Spider reviewsAlice has an unwelcome visiting creepy-crawley... Oneshot. Read if you're bored.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 4-14-09 - Jasper & Alice - Complete
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