Author has written 3 stories for Left Behind, and Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
'Aye. You've reached the distracted brain of Dutchdear. You have most likely missed me, because my ADHD was acting up so I left after being on for 5 seconds. Hit me up, if you are so inclined, and I'll get back to you.
Left Behind: I guess I write fics to please the Slacktivite community, considering they are amazing. I've deleted all my old fics and posted a new one. R&R?
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde: I wrote this one out of pure boredom... just because the thought popped into my head.
Favorite fandoms: Left Behind fandom. Because we so epicly make fun of LaHaye and Jenkins everyday and that makes me smile.
Likes: Out-of-Canon pairings, AU, comedy, making fun of sucky authors, making people mad, poetry, songwriting, sleeping, reading your fanfic, bugging you sorry booksnmusic with constant private messages to update if I like your stories. I get excited when there's something decent on this site.
Dislikes: Stupid people who don't like AUs, random pairings, comedy, and have the inablility to laugh at a comedic fic.
Confusion: Why do people write horrificly dumb and pointless fic? I mean, who am I to talk? I have a billion stupid fics saved on my comp. But why post them? Do something worth posting. Thanks :) Oh and I am confused as to why people are irritated that I have perfect pitch... I'm not weird.
Why The Heck I Bother To Write: To annoy others, to distract myself, and piss the heck out of douchemonkeys in a few thousand words.
Disturbances...: When people write and they don't research. THAT MAKES ME SO MADDDDDD. When you use bad grammar, aren't creative, can't spell, or just all-around can't write.
My Pairings...oh, and by the way, if you don't like them, I don't care, cuz I'm gonna write them anyway :--
Left Behind: Hattie/Rayford, Hattie/Nicolae, Hattie/the rest of the world, cuz she pretty much does (theoretically) throw the finger at most everyone eventually... and yeah that's pretty much it, considering the whole series is full of douchenozzle-ness...
This whole profile makes me sound mean. My bad. I'm not mean. I'm picky, but not mean. I'm not gonna bash you. Do yer best- I'm no pro, either. Now, as I was saying about that ADHD... facebook calls.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
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