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since: 10-22-08, id: 1723016, Profile Updated: 11-14-09
country: United States
Author has written 9 stories for D.Gray-Man, Fullmetal Alchemist, Alex Rider, and Rurouni Kenshin.

NOTICE: I have removed the Copy & Paste section of my profile because I have reasons to believe that someone hacked my account and changed certain things in there. Mr/Ms Hacker, if you are reading this, note that when I find out who you are you will die slowly and painfully.

Name: Miru

Age: 13

Grade: 8

Ethnicity: Chinese

Favorite Colour: Black

Favorite

Gemstone: Peridot

Chinese Zodiac: Rat

Astrological Zodiac: Leo

Favorite Food: Sushi

Pet Peeve: Spiders

Sport: Tennis

Instrument: Violin

Religion: Undefined (closest to Buddhism)

Hello everyone, as you can see, I am Miru. Well, not really. That's a nickname. Anyways, I like reading, music, singing, writing, drawing, and tennis. I like violence and blood and gore. A lot. xD I'm often accused of being "dark" or "emo" or at least "mentally unstable", and I don't try to deny these. (The majority of my teachers think there's something wrong with me, and several have recommended me to the school counselor.) I do not have many morals, I believe humans are stupid and should all die, and that suicide and homocide are perfectly justified. I don't particularly care how or when I die as long as it's not from old age ('cuz that's boring), though my preferred method of death is suicide. I AM NOT SUICIDAL! No matter how many people think I am, I AM NOT! Suicide is fine with me, but at the moment it's not at the top of my to-do list. Besides, if I were suicidal I'd be dead already; when I decide I truly want to kill myself I won't hover over the decision, because hesitance will only brew regret later. (Not that I am implying that I will kill myself, I'm just leaving the choice open.)

When people ask my religion, I usually say I'm "pretty much Buddhist", but really I have my own spiritual ideology. I believe in a twisted combination of Nirvana, Hell, and reincarnation. I respect other religions and think that they are all "correct" (or, in a different light, all "incorrect".) However, I do often argue that life is plotless, purposeless, and thus pointless, though if these arguments turn too religious I'll drop it. religious arguments are essentially pointless, if someone is loyal to a religion there's no way you can really change that in a debate. It's better to "agree to disagree", even if it makes it look like a surrender. Seriously, it's just not worth it to argue an unarguable point.

But dark, serious stuff aside, online I'm mostly your average spazzy stalker-fangirl. =) I have an Anthony Horowitz worshipping shrine in the corner of my room, which used to be my Anime/Manga shrine. Literally half of my MP3 consists of Green Day songs. I spend more time online than offline, not including sleeping hours. I can basically rattle off every Alex Rider fact that can be found on the Web. I relate everything I hear to either Anime/Manga, Alex Rider, or fanfictions. And apart from these obsessions, I value the holidays greatly; I won't stop drawing about it for the whole month prior to the holiday, and whenever Halloween or Christmas rolls around, my house'll be sure to be the brightest thing for miles. I at least send an eCard to everyone I know for every holiday, and at Christmas and Valentine's Day I give out cards and candy/gifts. I dress up for pretty much every holiday. =)

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Favorite Characters:

Yassen Gregorovich (Alex Rider) Haha, I'm so weird. But I fell in love with his character after his closing line in Stormbreaker. =D

Ash (Alex Rider) A.K.A. Anthony Sean Howell, he's too often misunderstood. Horrible and lowly as a person, but fascinating as a character.

Alex Rider (Alex Rider) Well duh! how could anyone not? (the actor is HAWT, too.)

Lelouch-sama (Code Geass) OMG LELOUCH-SAMA I LUV U!! BWAHAHA TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH UR SMEXYNESS!!

Hitsugaya-taichou (Bleach) HE'S SO ADORABLE!! I JUST WANNA HUGGLE HIM! xD

Lavi-kun (DGM) I like those characters who put up a smiling, hyper shell in order to hide their true intentions. xD Like Lavi and Gin. ...Well, maybe not Gin.

Kanda-kun (DGM) Uhm... I like his hair?

Kenshin-san (Ruroken) He's my role model!

Battousai-sama (Ruroken) Notice the suffix. I ADORE him.

Edward-kun (FMA) Temper management, Ed, temper management.

Izumi-kun (Full Moon wo Sagashite) ADORABLE!!

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Least Favorite Characters:

Sabina Pleasure (Alex Rider) She is SUCH a little Mary Sue bitch! UGH I HATE HER! And her actor looks like a prep too!

Chaoji (DGM) A completely pointless character.

Lenalee (DGM) Acts like she's all that, but without Dark Boots, heck, I think I could beat her.

Krory (DGM) I have a grudge against vampires.

Orihime (Bleach) She's a b~~~~ who thinks she's all that. Same reason as Lenalee. Except even MORE useless without her powers.

Enishi (RuroKen) He just looks so... hatable. Lol.

Yoh (Shaman King) OMG HE'S SO UGLY HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE COMPARED HAO-SAMA GRRR RAWR (sorry about that.)

Kaname (Vampire Knight) Again, don't like vampires. Not sure why.

Yuki (Vampire Knight) Look up.

Suzaku (Code Geass) He's pitiful, really. He DARES compare himself to the mighty Lelouch-sama!?

Nina (Code Geass) She's ugly, humps tables, and is blatantly racist. Meh.

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Favorite Villians:

I seem to like a lot of the villians more than the protagonists...

Yassen Gregorovich (Alex Rider) He may be a contract killer, but he's still human. Besides, assassins are COOL. xD

Road (DGM) She's just awesome.

Tyki (DGM) GO SPLIT PERSONALITIES!!

Millenium Earl (DGM) Cuz he's fat. -grins-

Izumi (Full Moon wo Sagashite) He's misunderstood!!

Hao (Shaman King) SO MISUNDERSTOOD!! -sobs-

Jonathan (Full Moon wo Sagashite) Awesomest ghost-type-bedsheet-type-grocery-bag-thing ever.

Zero (Vampire Knight) Just 'cause he's awesome.

Naraku (InuYasha) Whaaaat? Yeah, he's wierd, but the baboon skin PWNS.

Gin Ichimaru (Bleach) Actually, I hate the things he does, but I am, so to speak, "under his spell" (of hawtness).

Uluquiorra (Bleach) He is emo. Need I say more?

Envy (FMA) Erm... he's hot? -smiles innocently-

Wrath (FMA) Not the old man from the manga, but the long-haired little boy from the anime.

Light (Deathnote) Villian, anti-hero, whatever you call him. I hate Kira but I love Light-kun. (Yes I see them as 2 different people)

Lelouch (Code Geass) Again, anti-hero, but not really evil. He actually has a HEART, unlike SOMEONE -coughKIRAcough-

Zero (Code Geass) Yes, I see them as 2 different people. But I love both of them! I THINK Zero counts as a villian... or maybe anti-hero?

Ash (Alex Rider) I just generally like anyone related to Alex's past.

-realizes how long the entire list is- You know what? I'm gonna stop right there. Let's just say... about the only villian I DON'T like is Enishi.

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Story Stats

The Exorcist and the Noah (DGM) - Will be revived if at least 2 more people review.

Nobody's Perfect (DGM) - abandoned, but might be revived if I'm bored.

Dinosaurs, Leeks, and Coffee (DGM) - I'll add something every once and a while... maybe...

Something Deeper than Friendship (DGM) - since it was a trial with yaoi, it's a permanent oneshot. FINISHED.

An Unexpected Arrival (FMA) - abandoned. (No one liked that story anyways...) -sobs-

The Online Adventures of Alex & Co (AR) - FINISHED! Yay~

The Global Conquest of the Jellybeans (AR) - On hiatus due to Writer's Block.

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Obsessions (In chronological order)

Barbie: through preschool and first grade. Hey, every girl's loved them at some point, I'm no exception.

Harry Potter: third through fourth grade. First obsession I considered an obsession.

Warriors: All through fifth grade. (I'm talking about the book series by Erin Hunter.)

Pie: third through fifth grade. My longest obsession to date. I loved (and still love) all types of pie, 'cause pie is awesome like that.

Anime: sixth through seventh grade. I still love it, though. There's too many individual obsessions within anime to list.

Fanfiction: Mid-seventh grade to current. Cuz canon is for unimaginative people.

Alex Rider: end of seventh grade to current. My ninja friend recommended it, and now I'm obsessed. xD

Green Day: 3 months ago to current. Luv them sooooo much! x3

(Note: these are my major obsessions. I have many others, but I only included the more significant ones. I've been obsessed with practically every manga or book I read at some point.)

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1. Renaissance » reviews
You are a teenaged assassin-in-training at Malagosto, and Yassen Gregorovich is your private mentor. You're given a new assignment... to assassinate Alex Rider. What do you do? 2nd person POV, torture warning for future chapters. NO ROMANCE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-25-09 - Published: 10-18-09 - Alex R./Cub & Yassen G.
2. The Global Conquest of the Jellybeans » reviews
Crack!fic. Alex Rider has taken down all sorts of madmen bent on world conquest, but now rises a new competitor... Jelly beans! Can Alex figure out the secret to defeating them, or has he finally met his match? First chap is teaser. WARNING: Utter crack
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-25-09 - Published: 10-10-09 - Alex R./Cub
3. As My Memory Rests reviews
Collection of songfics centered around Bakumatsu-era Kenshin. Most are set during Bakumatsu, others are related to that time period. All songs are by Green Day. Chapter 1: Murder City
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-28-09 - Battousai
4. The Online Adventures of Alex & Co » reviews
CRACK!FIC. Alex Rider stumbles across a seemingly innocent chatroom one afternoon. The problem is, it seems he's not the only one... This is what happens when you dump MI6, Yassen, SAS and more in the same chatroom! Slash later on for humor purposes only.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,480 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 10-10-09 - Published: 9-8-09
5. The Exorcist and the Noah » reviews
AllenRoad, AllenxRoad. A series of oneshots that take can place anywhere in the middle of the series. Some sweet, some angsty. Themes range from suicide to board games. Chapter 6: In which the Noah understands humans. WARNING: Character suicide!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-31-09 - Published: 2-17-09 - Allen & Road
6. Dinosaurs, Leeks, and Coffee » reviews
The crackiest crackfic you shall ever read. Complete randomness, doesn't even make sense. No pairings, former oneshot. Don't read if you're expecting the least bit of sanity. Yaoi in second chapter, if you squint really, REALLY hard.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-17-09 - Published: 3-17-09
7. An Unexpected Arrival » reviews
UTTER CRACK! Takes place 2 years after the movie. First chapter is cliche "Winry comes to Earth" plot, but second chapter is complete crack. First chapter sucks, so don't read it. Will be twoshot unless I get reviews.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-21-09 - Published: 3-24-09
8. Nobody's Perfect » reviews
A few things that are wrong with each of the major characters. UTTER CRACK, do NOT take seriously. Maybe some hints at yaoi, but for comical purposes only. Racism is likely to follow. Mentioned crack pairings.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-11-09 - Published: 3-10-09
9. Something Deeper than Friendship reviews
I hate Yaoi. So, now I'm trying to write it. Sounds hypocritical, but you never know until you try. I still don't like yaoi, but this story isn't nearly as bad as I expected. R&R. LaviKanda oneshot
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-6-09 - Kanda & Lavi - Complete
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