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1. This is What Happens When Someone Gives Me an Idea reviews

What happens when Renesmee murders Jacob? Rated K for outright silliness and appeal to general audiences.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-16-12

2. Tea for Two, and Two for Tea » reviews

Rorschach finds a new partner that may help him with his nocturnal activities. Will things go well, or horribly awry? Are both men up to the task? Rated T for language, violence, sexual assault, and weaponry.

Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-16-12 - Published: 7-28-10 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete

3. Interception reviews

A light-hearted fic where Cobb meets someone surprising that could turn his life around for the better. Rated T for minor language, suggestive adult themes, adult psychology and manipulation, and murder. Could be one-shot, maybe add more later.

Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-7-10 - D. Cobb

4. The Awful Truth About the Cullens reviews

Did you really think the Cullen clan was this storybook fantasy romance? Well, you thought wrong! Here are the Cullens, uncut, uncensored, and wild! For those with sick minds like myself, this story is for you.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-3-10 - Edward & Alice

5. Carlisle kills Edward reviews

What Carlisle should've done if Edward killed Bella. Rated T for murder.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-26-09 - Carlisle & Edward

6. Emmett's a peach » reviews

A series of random drabbles in the Twilight universe. Rated M for profanity, sex, inappropriate relationships, nudity, sex-related songs, violence, and death.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,953 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 9-12-09 - Published: 6-15-09

7. Sunlight » reviews

It's Twilight, except Emmett and Bella switched places. What happens when Emmett meets Rosalie? Rated T due to profanity, vampire bloodlust, and creepy plastic surgery with contacts to match.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-13-09 - Published: 7-9-09 - Emmett & Rosalie

8. Adrian Veidt, the Insiduous Body Switcher! » reviews

What happens when Adrian Veidt switches the bodies of Edward Blake and Rorschach? Rated M for nudity, profanity, violence, homosexual themes, explicit content, adult outfits, and injection used to sedate someone.

Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-29-09 - Published: 6-28-09 - Walter K./Rorschach & Edward B./The Comedian

9. The armed rebellion reviews

What happens when the Watchmen decide that they're fed up with their personalities? Chaos ensues. One-shot. Rated T for murders.

Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-31-09 - Complete

10. An insane Watchmen crackfic reviews

See the title. It's going to be crazy. Rated M for sexual humor and sexual abuse. No one under eighteen, please.

Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-31-09 - Walter K./Rorschach & Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete