First I would like to say, I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with the Jonas Brothers, and Tokio Hotel. You can never forget them. I also love the twilight books and the movie. My favorite show is Bones, but I don't write for it. I find it hard to write as Temprance, unlike my bff who is exactly like her. She writes amazing Bones stories, her pen name is NellietheItalianOne. I write about my second favorite show, Hannah Montana. Yes, I know Bones and Hannah Montana don't seem likely to be together, but I love them. I'm not a fan of the Niley thing, or mixing HM with Camp Rock and the Jonas Brothers. I don't like to write as real life Miley Cyrus either, I write in the show as the characters, I add characters sometimes. I love reading Bones stories, obviously. I try and update as soon as I can, but I'm a senior now so I've been getting ready for college and graduation so i am going to be busy. And I would also like to apologize for having so much on my profile, I get carried away!

Ask me any three questions and i will answer all truthfully. Put this in your profile and you'll be surprised at what people are capable of asking. =) I'm serious, go ahead and PM me! I don't care if we have never spoken before, I love meeting new people!

I would like to thank my friends Nell and Taylor. They help me when I have writers block. Especially Tay, she always encourages me to write when I'm all blah. And she gives me amazing ideas! Thank you soooo much! And Nell, she is always giving me ideas with her crazy insane dreams. Thank you so mcuh, you are the bestest friend I have known my whole entire life...well your the only friend I have known my entire life. But you're still the best!

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This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny to your profile, so he can gain world domination!

If you were a true Jonas Brothers fan before the episode "Me and Mr.Jonas and Mr.Jonas and Mr.Jonas" aired, copy and paste this into your profile.

Instructions:

1. Turn on your iPod, MP3 etc. and put the music on shuffle.

2. Answer each question with the title of the next song on the play list. Got that?

1.) How am I feeling today?

1999 (interesting)

2.) Where will I get married?

Red Red Wine (I wouldn't mind it at the wedding.)

3.) What is my best friend's theme song?

I Am What I Am (that is so true, she is an awesome person who doesn't care what ppl think)

4.) What is/was high school like?

Gives You Hell (that is so true)

5.) What is the best thing about me?

What I Really Meant to Say (What?)

6.) How is today going to be?

Hey Good Lookin' (Makes since, everyone complimented my new hair color!)

7.) What is in store for this weekend?

This Woman and This Man...(I would be happy if I had a man for prom!)

8.)What song describes my parents?

Don't Cha (Not really)

9.) How is my life going?

Slim Santa (Okaaay.)

10.)What song will they play at my funeral?

She's Like the Wind

11.) How does the world see me?

Never Again. (that's sad)

12.) What do my friends really think of me?

Anybody. ( that is sad also)

13) Do people secretly like me?

Bad Medicine (what's that supposed to mean?)

14.) How can I make myself happy?

Time After Time. (interesting)

15.) What should I do with my life?

Hold On (Okay.)

16.) Will I be happy?

Rock Star (SWEET!)

17.) What is some good advice?

Don't Wanna Try. (that's not good advice.)

18.) What do I think my current theme song is?

Welcome to the Family (??)

19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Wonderwall

20.) What type of men/women do you like?:

Homewrecker (Oh, God, I hope not.)

21.) Will you get married?

Tequila (again, wouldn't mind some at the wedding! :D)

22.)What should I do with my love life?

Take a Breath (I will try.)

23.) Where will you live?

I Say A Little Prayer For You (thats sad)

24.) What will your dying words be?

Hole in My Head (Does that mean that I will got shot?)

25.) Am I hot?

Rock Your Body (I take that as a yes)

26) What are your hobbies?

Baby Girl (nope. no kids)

27)Do you like sports?

Addicted (only if the sport is shopping :D)

28)Do you talk a lot?

Hey Love (that doesn't make since what so ever.)

29)Do you like books?

When Your Gone (well leave already. J/K)

30)Do you like yourself?

Colors (again, not making any since.)

ANOTHER ONE!

1. Grab the book nearest to you and turn to page 81, line 4.

Daisy Jeannotte never wavered.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

My printer...which needs ink.

3. What is the last thing you watched on T.V. ?

JONAS

4. Without looking guess what time it is:

1:35

5. Now look at the clock what is the actual time?

1:44 (Hm...not that far off)

6. With the exception of the computer what can you hear?

TV...stupid commercals.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Sometime last night...I'm not sure...maybe looking for something?

8. Before you started this survey what did you look at?

The poster of the Jonas Brothers above my computer.

9. What are you wearing?

A black shirt with neon guitars on it and a pair of jeans.

10. Did you dream last night?

Not that I can remember.

11. When did you last laugh?

When I was reading an interview thing with Tokio Hotel.

12. What is on the walls of the room you're in?

Posters...of various people.

13. Seen anything weird latley?

Does the movie Orphan count? It was so weird, yet so good.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Pretty awesome.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Orphan.

16. If you became a multi- millionare over night, what would you buy?

let's see, clothes, books, Bill Kaulits, Nick Jonas, Gummi Bears, and skittles!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I'm not wearing socks right now.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Some unmentionable things that I'm not going to mention.

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes, but i do it badly.

20. George Bush.

Former president.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

Jaylor Nell Jonas...that's if I marry Nick of course. ;)

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Jasper...I like that name.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Of course! I would love to live in Germany or England!

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I love the Jonas Brothers so I MUST be a girly girl.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I must be lesbian.

I'm a huge MILEY fan, so I MUST hate Selena and Demi

I love the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST hate Miley Cyrus

I LIKE Hot Topic, so I MUST be emo

Im shy, so I MUST not me fun and crazy

I'm Quiet(at school), so I MUST not have friends

I'm Crazy, so I must be stupid

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me.

If you know all the words to every song in High School Musical, copy this to your profile.

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You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

You Know You Live In 2008 When...

1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv

6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends

8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this

10. You were too busy to notice number five

11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five

12. And now your laughing at your stupidity

13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it

This is converstaion that me and my bff had. We just went back and forth on IM and I wrote it all down. All the JB songs are in italics.

Hey Baby, we live to party before the storm, because that's just the way we roll. You just don't know it because were from Australia with Mandy and were the underdogs who are burning up, but we'll hold on until 7:05 when we say goodnight and goodbye not hello beautiful in 6 minutes to all the video girls who are paranoid and sorry for playing all those games in Hollywood, those poor unfourtinate souls with poison ivy who can't keep it real asking what did I do to your heart because i'm sill in love with you. They can only take it one day at a time, don't speak and move on because we're much better and we ignored their s.o.s. All we had to do was wait a little bit longer just until tonight for a one man show with black keys in the year 3000 because it's out of this world when we have the love bug it'll bb good because it's what I go to school for so don't charge me for the crime because I am what I am and it's time for me to fly so fly with me so will you please be mine? Because you got me going crazy so please stop pushin' me away before it turns into World War III. Please take a breath and remember I don't want to be just friends we're inseparable and I know you feel it to when you look me in the eyes. If I can't have you I will turn right and got to see the kids of the future who won't put my heart on a shelf.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I'm not, but I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality.

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The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are more scared than ever to go to the dentist, add this to your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires, and would like to become one, then post this onto your profile.

If you realize copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyway, C&P this into your profile.

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If several inanimate objects hate you, C&P this into your pro.

If you cried when Edward left Bella, among other things in these books, C&P this into your pro.

If you talk to/name inanimate objects, C&P this into your profile.

93 of American teens would have a breakdown if someone told them they were weird, if you're 1 of the 7 saying What was Your 1st clue? then C&P this into your pro.

If you at once forgot how to spell a word less than 4 letters(like fut) then C&P this into your pro.

For me, crazy is a loose term, crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so funny about an eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on, crazy is when you say a completely random thing like Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?, or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them out, and tape them all over your wall, just to have something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies, physical characteristics, and personalities of all the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you go up to some random hot guy on the street, and tell them that their hair reminds you of Edward Cullen. (i didn't make this up i copied it from someone's profile but it describes me almost exactly)

When all else fails... tell the truth and run.

My mind has been gone for years. I hardly miss it.

Shut up, voices! Don't make me poke you with a Q-tip again!

A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man does not pee on his hands.

Looks like your airbag didn't deploy in time.

My inner child thinks you're a big poopy face.

Hard work must have killed SOMEone!

What part of "MOOOOOAHAAHAHAHA" don't you understand?

They say I have A.D.D. but they just don't understa- oh, look! A chicken!

You don't have to run faster than the bear, just faster than your slowest friend.

A good friend will help you up when you fall, but your best friend will just laugh and trip you again.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. I43f you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (See above)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

AV is Addicted to Vampires

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If you horrible at taking direction... copy and paste to your profile...

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

Love the sinner, hate the sin. - Mahatma Mohandas Gandhi

Laughter has no language. - Unknown

People always call it luck when when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F. Kennedy

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. - Andre Gide

The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of it. - Al Batt

If you miss Bill Kaulitz's Lions main copy and paste this to your profile.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! ( I don't really have ADD )

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

You call me a B well a B is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

Elmo knows where you live!

If you get weird looks from your teacher for breaking out in song in the middle of class copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get weird looks for singing Tokio Hotel songs in German copy and paste this to your profile.

If you speak Engilsh but randomly answer people in different languages (ex. Nein, Ja, Si...etc.) copy and paste this to your profile.

.eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

I like work. It fasinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!" (Also True!)

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?" (I can picture one of my friends doing that!!)

I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse!

I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it.

When in doubt, make up words.

Flying is simple! Just throw your self towards the earth, then miss the ground.

Emmet is the strongest; Edward is the fastest and most beautiful; but Jasper can sit in a corner, ugly and unwashed, and still make everybody jealous.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!"

99 of teens choose to smoke or use drugs. If you like bagels, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

TOKIO HOTEL:
live it!
breathe it!
want it!
need it!
preach it!
LOVE it!

~sexy hips~
~cute lips~
~perfect smile~
~kaulitz ~
~ style~

G: orgeous
E: xciting
O: riginal
R: ockin Awesome!
G: reatest bassist

T: otally hot
O: MG! His smile! amazing!
M: y favorite guitarist Evr!

B: estest Sexiiest Talented Singer!
I: ncredibley Amazing
L: ovable!
L: ovlyest smile!

G : reat
U : unforgettabley Hilarious
S : hy _
T : otally the best drummer ever
A : wesome guy
V : ery Friendly!

We waited for infinity
We screamed 'til we felt it
We were ready when it was time to run
We ran through the monsoon
We got closer to the edge
We didn't jump
We broke away
We're the forgotten children
We're gonna live on if it is our final day
We're gonna die when love is dead
You came to rescue us
You're always forever sacred to us
And even if you're a thousand sea's far
We'll raise our hands for you

You say pink
I say black
You say Edward Cullen
I say Tom Kaulitz
You say Holister
I say Hot Topic
You say pop
I say Hard rock and Blues.
You say I'm Punk
I say It's better than being a prep
You say I'm a weird
I say DANKE SHON!
if u agree put this on your channel

POP QUIZ!

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

I told my mommy that i loveded her.

Where are you?

My Room.

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

Jonas Brohters poster!

What's the last thing you ate?

Chocolate!

What's your personality like?

Me? I'm weird, crazy, and really hyper!

Who do you have a crush on?

Hehe...

What was the last thing you thought?

I want to see Tokoi Hotel live!

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

An old guy!

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

SHOPPING!!

What are you eating/drinking right now?

I have some tea...but I really want some red bull (not allowed to have it anymore, bad experiance.) and some gummy bears.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

This...literally. lol.

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

I don't have a glodbe.

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18. What does it say?

Sheet. (that's it!)

What can you hear right now?

TV.

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Me: Hey!

Me: Hi! (no one is home right now.)

Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

True Hollywood Story.

What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

I wrote a chapter for my one of my stories.

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

A giant poster of Kevin Jonas.

If you could be anybody from Warriors who would you be?

What the heck is Warriors?

If you just read the quiz, copy and paste it onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile!

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever fell down a hill, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever said 'run around like a chicken with its head cut off,' copy this into your profile!

If you ever yelled 'HUEY" at a pig farm and pigs came running, copy this into your profile!

If you think that Niley is overrated copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think life is to short not to be Tokio Hotel's humanoid copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think life is to short not to be a Jonas Brothers fan copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can't wait until October 2, 2009 copy and paste this to your profile.

If you freak out on people for calling Bill Kaulitz a girl copy and paste this to your profile.

If Bill Kaulitz was a girl you would be a lesbian for him copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can't look at rice without thinking of Joe and his "rice moves" copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can't listen to Beyonce's "Single Ladies" without bursting out laughing because of Joe Jonas copy and paste this to your profile.

Month 1
Mommy,
I am only 8 inches long,
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month 2
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me,
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month 3
You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month 4
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine,
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes,
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month 5
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy,he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month 6
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy whatis it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it! Mommy!!
HELP me!!

Month 7
Mommy, I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
he is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me, Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
and One precious & innocent life takenaway...If you are against abortion re-post this on your profile

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree

If you wish you could meet all your favorite celabritys,copy and past this on your profile

If you have ever given off the allusion of being drunk when you weren't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you consider your family strange, but love them anyway, put this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you still love Jake, even though he was sort of obnoxious in "Achey Jakey Heart", copy this and paste it to your profile. (He got better in That's What Friends Are For?)

If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste thisi n your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but only caused your 'peers' to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a question that the person your asking couldn't possibly know the answer to, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love the Jonas Brothers for their musice, and personalities and not just their looks copy and paste this to your profile.

If you loved the Jonas Brothers BEFORE all the hype and will love them long after copy and paste this to your proflie.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
you watch sports on TV.
xgory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
xTalk with food in your mouth.
x Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

xYou wear lip gloss/stick.
xYou love to shop.
xYou wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink
xGo to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
xYou like wearing jewelry.
xSkirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

xYou smile a lot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.

xYou like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 14

To learn anything, you must first admit you don't know everything. (Don't be a know it all)

Be the change you wish to see in the world.

Shoot for the moon. If you fail, at least you'll fall among the stars

Sometimes you just have to realize that you cant have it all. You cant fix what you've done. You need to move on and try to be happy. Even if its the hardest thing you'll ever have to do.

Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Live like you at the bottom even if your at the top. (Jonas Brothers!!)

Ignore people who like to pick and tease on you. There are many other people in the world who are better to fall back on.

There's nothing wrong with being different. It just means you're you and no one can take that away.

Popularity is not a big thing. As long as you have friends you are popular because you have them.

Being alone is ok. But being with others is better. You would have a support system. But its still ok to be alone every once in awhile bacause you won't have to fall into peer preasure. And have time to think for yourself without the suggestions of others.

Violence is never the answer. It just causes more problems.

You hold your own future. Not your parents, not your teachers, not your friends, YOU do.

Make the future what you want it to be.

There is no I in team. There is however and I in companionless, friendless, and isolated. So if you want to be those be by yourself. Psh.

Think outside the box.

Easily distracted by shiny objects.

You don't even care about my problems, so why should I care about yours?

I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.

I'm a technology addict. Byte me.

I'm sick of political ads... And I approve this message.

It is what it is. (LOVE IT)

I'm not obsessive-compulsive. I'm just super meticulous.

Yes, despite the look on my face, you're still talking.

Somebody has to boss you around, might as well be me.

Behind every great man... is a woman rolling her eyes.

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather a skid in broadside, totally worn out and proclaiming, "WOW, WHAT A RIDE!"

They say I have A.D.D. but they just don't understand. Oh look! A chicken!

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

National Sarcasm Society: Like we need your support.

Sarcasm, just one more service I offer. (I am very sarcastic)

I don't need employees. What I really need are minions.

I've stopped listening- why haven't you stopped talking?

Comment loading... 99.9 percent

To err is human. To arr is pirate.

Come to the dark side... We have cookies.

Careful, or you'll end up in my novel. (Isn't that fitting on this site?)

Life is short, so read faster! (Again, isn't that fitting?)

Without music, life would b flat.

Sometimes I wonder "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"... and then it hits me.

I came, I mowed, I kicked grass.

There will be a 5 dollar fine for whining.

There's no place like HOME, go there.

Beware of... well... just beware.

Remember, as far as anyone knows, I am a normal person.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

If you can't stand the heat, don't tickle the dragon.

On this site in 1897 nothing happened, because the computer was not invented.

I did NOT escape! They gave me a DAY PASS!

What part of Mwahahahahahhahahaha! do you not understand?

The whole thing about "I before e except after c or when sounding like ay as in neighbor or weigh" doesn't work. They need to think of something new.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

You Say Weird
I Say Awkward...
You Say Pushplay
I Say Jonas Brothers
You Say I'm Leaving
I Say Goodnight And Goodbye
You Say You're Cool
I say I'm Burnin' Up
You Say Now
I Say A Little Bit Longer
You Say Don't Be Mean
I Say BB Good
You Say Later
I Say Tonight
You Say I'm Driving You Insane
I Say You've Got Me Going Crazy
You Say Help!
I Say SOS!
You Say OMG!
I Say OMJ!
You Say You're Love-Sick
I Say I've Got The Love Bug
You Say I'm A Freak!
I Say That's Just The Way I Roll!
You Say My Bad
I Say Sorry
You Say Don't Let Go
I Say Hold On
You Say I Am Obsessed With The Jonas Brothers!
I Take It As A Compliment!

A REAL TOKIO HOTEL FAN:

REAL TH fans know that there are twins in the band
REAL TH fans know how old each member is
REAL TH fans know each member's name
REAL TH fans know more than 5 songs from them
REAL TH fans have more than 10 songs on their ipod or mp3
REAL TH fans know the lyrics to more than 15 songs by memory
REAL TH fans get mad when haterz talk shit about them
REAL TH fans have this on their channel

Tokio Hotel PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE

I Pledge Allegiance,
To Tokio Hotel,
of Germany,
And To The Music,
of Which They Play,
one Nation,
under Tokio Hotel,
Invincible,
With Hott German's For All!

I love Bill's cute front teeth
I love Tom's sexy lip ring
I love that Bill is so unique
I love that Tom is so perverted
I love the way Bill's eyes glow
I love when Tom's eyes make me smile
I love when Bill speaks English
I love when Tom speaks German
I love Bill's cute butt...
I love Tom's hot abs!!
But the thing I love most about them is
that they don't let anyone bring them down.
(put this on your channel if you love the Kaulitz twins)

God made coke, God made pepsi
God made Bill so damn sexy..

God made coke, God made pepsi
God made Tom so damn sexy..

God made coke, God made pepsi
God made Georg so damn sexy..

God made coke, God made pepsi
God made Gustav so damn sexy..

TH FANS FIGHT FOR THEM AGAINST HATERS AND MAKE
TH EVEN MORE POPULAR SO THEY CAN BECOME A LEGENDARY GROUP! PASTE THIS ON YOUR CHANNEL IF YOU AGREE!TH FANS STICK TOGETHER FOREVER!!

I pledge allegiance to the music,
of sexy Germans of Tokio Hotel.
and to the republic for which Bill's hair stands.
one six-pack,
under Tom's XXXL shirt.
with Jumbie and skittles for all.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

"Good friends will pick you up when your down, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh"
"Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry"
"Good friends will bail you out of jail, BEST FRIENDS will be sitting right there next to you going, 'Damn That was freakin awesome',"
Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"
"Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you,"
Good friends will help you move, BEST FRIENDS will help you move a dead body"
"A best friend can look at you with a smile on your face and ask 'What's wrong?'"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

If you ever had a HUGE crush on a celebrity, copy and paste this to ur profile! (BILL KAULITZ!!)

If you L-O-V-E FruitLoops, copy and paste this to ur profile

If you have a best friend here on FanFiction that you absolutely CANNOT live without PMing for more than an hour! Copy and paste this to ur profile! (yes, that's you Taylor!)

If you want a certain piercing and your parents won't let you get it, copy and paste this to ur profile!

█████████████100 Percent Tokio Hotel Fan

█████████████100 Percent Bill Kaulitz Lover

█████████████100 Percent Tom Kaulitz Lover

█████████████100 Percent Georg Listing Lover

█████████████100 Percent Gustav Schäfer Lover

█████████████100 Percent Devilish Fan

█████████████100 Percent Jumbie Fan.

~I would like to note that I got all of these from that little line up there to here from my new friend's RaiRai13's profile! It's freaking awesome, go check it out!~

These are some quotes that I have heard throughout my boring days at high school and crazy nights with my bestie Nell! These little thingies --> ~ will begin each new quote.

~after Mr. Dunham (Algebra 2 teacher) had told us he would give us a quiz.

Jimmy: "Do we have to get them right?"

Mr. Dunham: "No,but you will get a zero!"

~My mom was texting me and asking me if I had got to Ashley's yet (okay...just so you know, I don't drink)

Mom: "You there yet?"

Me: "Yes, stop nagging me!"

Mom: "OK, have fun!"

Me: "I will its BYOB night here!"

Mom: "Save some for me!"

~Nell talking about Facebook

Nell: "It doesn't let you change your sex?"

I looked at her weird because it came out of nowhere

Nell: "Well, what if someone had a sex change?"

~Mr. Starts (Humanities teacher) was showing us a video on the Romans. Lately at our school there has been a lot of fights and over 20 girls are pregnant.

Mr. Starts: "You guys are going to love this...It's about sex and violence!"

Parker: "YES!!"

~Nell: I have yet to see a buff emo guy.

~Coach Hooker (DEAR teacher) talking about a winy freshman: "That girl is going to make some poor man miserable someday!"

~Mrs. Bethel (English teacher) had a cold one day.

Parker: Is it legal for you to be on cold medicine and teach?"

Mrs. Bethel: "I'm not sure, but it's fun!"

~Ray talking about walking on cruches on his way back from taking spring pictures: "I was sweating like a fat man playing candy land!"

~We were waiting on at a red light on our way to see Twilight

Amanda: "What are we waiting on, China? I could dig a hole faster than this!"

~We were arguing over which class was better in Chem.

Carson: " '09 is the best! It rhymes with fine and divine...what does '10 rhyme with?"

Tyler: "Well '10 is the best because were a ten!"

Carson: "Out of 100!"

Tyler: "Minus 90!"

Carson: "Yeah, I got nothing."

~Mr. McCoulgh(Chem teacher): The answer is B 3.

Carson: BINGO!

~We were discussing prom themes in English one day

Parker: "Prom at my house! BYOB!"

Mrs. Bethel: "That better not means what I think it does!"

Parker: "Bring your own Bible!...or blonde!"

~We were watching Bones one night and a girl had on a skimpy leather outfit

Me: "That outfit will get you laid!"

Nell: "And Paid!"

Five minutes later

Me: "OH! I get it!"

~Random Person: "I hope a panda rapes you!" (I heard someone scream across the student union one day)

~Nell: “Put a sticker on your forehead 'I'm a freak, don't be my friend!'”

~Ms. Bethel (hands Matt his paper)

Matt: What's this?

Ms. Bethel: It's a cheeseburger, what does it look like?

~Parker: I can't think when I'm in deep thought

~Nell: Down with Santa!

~Me: Right Mom?
Mom: Whatever. (My mom does thes ALL the time!)

~Nell(I just done my rawr claws): Are those steps or claws because I'm confused.

~Me: What was it, like two hours?

Nell: Yeah, two hours I was contemplating building gallows in the back yard~

~Nell: It's chilly outside, which is why we should make Chili when we move to Chile.

~Me: She's your mom, she doesn't want to hurt your feelings

Nell: Oh no, that's my mom, she'd hurt my feelings if she could, trust me.

~Nell's mom: That's it, I'm going to plant corn and make you live in a corn field!

Nell: I don't like corn fields, they have aliens!

~Me: I have a neucular bomb!

Nell: You wouldn't know what to do with a neucular bomb, you would end up blowing up your own house.

~Me: I was going to say stalker but-

Nell: Stalker sounds so...illegal.

~Nell: I want to see someone dressed in drag at a Jonas Brothers concert!

~Me(kicks Nell's arm and her stomach growls): Kicking your arm makes your stomach growl? Good to know.

~Nell: That's going to be your wedding vows “you're so cute”

~Me: Joe Jonas and Jullian would be amazing together.

Nell: You put them together and a neucular bomb is going to go off somewhere.

~Nell: There is something in my bra...besides my boobs!

~Nell: something bit me on the leg!

Me: Penguins!

~Me: He was all about the strip clubs. (Talking about Tom Kaulitz in an interview)

Nell: That would be you if you were a goat.

~Nell: We don't do mothers day. My parents ran away when I was two and joined a convent.

~Mrs. Woods(History teacher): You're not A.D.D. You're B.A.D.

~Tyler: You gave a c-section to a cow? Where did you cut it?
Mrs. Woods: The throat.

~Mrs. Woods: I'm going to throw my gum at you.

~Tyler: God hates Levi

~Miranda: I will nuke that crap!

~Nell: She went with this awesome guy named My, last name Self.

~Brittany: I'm not sure it's-hey a river!

~Chaley: I don't want to go to China, I don't understand Japanese!

~April: (to Kenny) Were brother and sister. I'm the brother.

~Nell: Can I use your face for target practice?

~Brandi: Were twins, all three of us.

~Me: You would have said...

Nell: There is a polar bear right next to you.

~Nell: You're a Shlotzky.

Me: You're a dirty Shlotzky.

Nell: Oh...dirty.

~Me: There's me old school! (give me a break I was tired)

~Kenny: Oh my God. A naked lady just got up and shut the curtains in that hotel room.

Jerry: Why are you complaining?

Kenny:She's old!

~Nell: (my phone vibrates) That wasn't me, just saying.

~Nell: Can I tell you that you smell bad?

Me: No.

Nell: You smell bad. (I kick her) BOOB!

~Nell(I jumped off the couch really fast): Fat kid can move! (Just so you get the joke, everyoone calls me the fat kid because I'm so tineyand eat ALL the time.)

~Nell: Cough, cough, die, die, cremate, cremate.

~Nell: We need to sell Domi on eBay.

Me: you would be the richest people ever.

Nell: Oh, she's got jokes.

~Nell(shows me her new fish): Have you met Hover-

Me: Dam?

Nell: Dominic! Watch your mouth.

~Nell: I love that! I finally get internet back and it's slower than my grandma.

~Nell: I had my dress pulled up. I was such a little lady!

~Nell: hold on! I can't dance again until I put on chapstick.

~Nell: (it's 10:45pm) I want a sucker from the bank.

Brandi (her sister): Ashley, the drive-thru ain't open this late

~Nell: Your name was almost 'Sominic'

Me: 'Sominic?'

Nell: Sounds kinda Chinese doesn't it?

~Nell: I was gonna say 'I had hair' but that just sounds weird.

~Nell: 'I'm the awesomest person tho quote' Quote me on that.

~Nell (shows me her new calander with new hot guys on it): This is Oh, holey August! And this is Oh my God September.

~Tay:Bill says hurry he's getting mad were chaning his hair color soon I think lavender with neon pink highlights ~Evil grin~

~Brandi: You're the pumpkin!

Me: Is that a fat joke?
Brandi: Yes.

Nell: You're fat and orange.

~Me: I thought it was funny.

Nell: Of course you would, you're retarded! Don't hurt me! (Pulls out a can of spray paint.)

Brandi: Redneck pepper spray!

~Nell: Drink this. (Hands me nail polish remover) Tell me if it hurts when you swallow.

~Nell: Can you stop talking in that creepy chainsaw massicer voice?

~Nell: go (opens mouth) ahhh...

Me: (opens mouth) ahhh...

Nell: I didn't think you would do it.

~Nell: OMJ! You got me talking in that voice! Damn you.

~Nell and I at the same exact time in a strange voice: FORTUNE COOKIE!

~Nell: I got 3 hours and 30 minutes of sleep last night, that should last me for this month.

~Nell: Okay, paintbrushes do NOT taste like cookies!

~Nell: Oh holy Jesus, for the love of all that is richous!

~Nell: Why are there chips in the freezer?

~Nell:Okay, who super glued picante sauce to the refrigerator?

~Nell: (I make a weird face) that is an attractive face that is going to get you many, many men.

~Nell: It's possessed! Shot it!

~Nell: Can we sell her?
Nell's mom: Yeah, sure.

~Nell:They have those nice prostitution rings.

~Nell: (talking about pop goes the wheasle) Well, I had like six yahoo's, you know, the chocolate drinks. And I didn't know the words so I kept humming it and then I looked them up and I sang it for like six months.

~Nell: I sound like a duck on one of those things. It's like QUACK!...don't write that down!

~Nell: See, that kind of sounds like Hawaii! HERE!

~Me: I lost my lips...that's what you get for having loose lips.

~Me: I have Tonight in my head, so if I'm jumping around like a maniac you know why.

Mom: I will just shoot you.

Me: Mom! I was just warning you! NO SHOOTING!

~Me: Why is there a motorcycle in your bedroom?

Dad: I'm gonna sleep on it.

~Nell: How big is your hard drive?

Me: Wouldn't you like to know.

~Crystal (talking about Mrs. Bethel who always ignores her): I could sit a bomb off and she wouldn't even hear it just because I done it!

~Chaley: We should ship her to Antarctica. (BTW, this girl's codename is now Antarctica.)

~Carson: I read a book the other day and now I'm indestructible.

~Seth: I wouldn't be ready for this test if the answers were on the ceiling.

~Chaley: (in the middle of Chem) I want cheese cake!

~Joni: We have a substitute?

Jamaika: No, that's Mr. Dunham in a mask.

~Me: Why is she mad?

Amanda: You see these two cut innocent faces? (Points to her and Crystal)

~Me: I don't want meat in my chicken!

~Nell: You could lose things in these beasts. I had a dollar the other day, I can't find it! (talking about her boobs)

~Me: (when asked when I was going to Jonas Brothers concerts which were in June and July) In Juloom.

~Me: Put em up!

Nell: What?

Me: you know what I'm talking about.

Nell: last time I done that I got arrested.

~Nell: If the Jonas Brothers were my landlords I would be one happy eighteen year old.

~Me: Were violent.

Nell: No were not. I WILL KILL YOU AND STUFF YOU IN A GARBAGE CAN IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN!

~Nell: Joe shouldn't do the weather, last time I was confused for a month.

~Nell: Something is up my nose!

Me: Well, there's a stud in it.

Nell: Bill's not in my nose!

~Nell: (sees a pic of Bill Kaulitz in bunny ears) IT'S PLAYBILL BUNNY!

~Nell: I know absolutely nothing about the price of underwear in Japan.

~Nell: Describe your boyfriend in one word...invisible!

~Me: Bill is so hot you could bake cookies on him!

Nell” He would want to eat the cookies! “Can I eat the cookies?” “Can I make out with you?”

~Me:(Nell puts a V on a sugar cookie) V?

Nell: It stands for vcool!

~Nell: Now that's enough for our weird demented love cookies.

~Nell: I'm so good at taking peoples clothes off!

~Me: I swear I'm going to marry Nick Jonas!...If it's the last thing Kenny does!

~Nell: Greek sounds pretty, but their alphabet just looks weird!

~Nell's mom: Domi looks good with pink hair.

Nell: Proof that she's a martion!

~Nell: yeah, and my skin all of a sudden turned purple with blue freaking polka dots!

~Nell: (at Jonas Brothers concert)This is where you learn really good leap frog skills.

~Nell: You're cuddling an electronic device?

~Nell: I think your reasoning is clinically insane.

~Me: That's debatable.

Nell: So is throwing you overboard on the cruz that were going on, but we don't have the money so we can't go.

~Nell: I don't care what anybody says, nobody is hot skinless!

~Nell: People giving birth to pillows? Come on that would be pretty dang popular!

~Nell: Who came up with hugs anyway? Who decided it was okay to go up to someone, wrap your arms around them and be all “HI HOW ARE YA?”

~Nell: Don't pet your foot, it's just weird.

~Nell: I don't like hugs.

Me: Except from Kevin Jonas.

Nell: That's not a hug, that's a famous hug.

~Nell: I'm as stout as a German racecar driver...wait, does Germany even have racecar drivers, and why would they be stout when all they do is sit?

~Nell: I can't do it with both hands! Why do you always make me so inadequate?

~Me (walks into house and sees there is a blue light bulb in): Why is the light blue?

Dad: Why is Nick's hair curly? (btw, I never found out why it was blue.)

~Trina: If I was in a war I would have this (holds up fly swatter shaped like a hand) because you could b!tch slap them!

Nell: It wouldn't matter if they shot you first. (long pause)

Trina: If I was in an Indian war...

~Trina: I wish Kenny's kid would hurry up and get here so I could leave.

~Nell: You suck at this eating thing.

~Trina: It's like when a chihuahua humps your leg!

~Nell: He said not to burn the house down, does that mean we could take a chainsaw to it?

~Billy to April: You change boyfriends like most people change underwear.

~Nell: You're the queen of awkward.

~Mom: The pastor is here.

Dad: Time to break out the beer!

~Nell: Were teenagers, were not suppose to appreciate things!

~Kenny: You ever seen biceps as big as these?

Nell: Yes, and I've seen bigger!

~Dad while dancing around with a garden lamp: I'M AT A KEG PARTY!!

~Nell: Your knee looks rather tasty tonight.

~Me: Nick reminds me of you in a way.

Nell: Yes, because I'm a dark curly haired dude!

~Nell: I want a newsboy hat.

Me: And I want Nick Jonas and Bill Kaulitz, looks like were both outta luck so far.

~Nell: Dude, I would totally be your friend if you lost your foot.

~Nell: I'm gonna dress my boy in fedora hats, vests, and skinny jeans.

Nell's Mom: Great, their going to be questioning his sexuality before he's even two!

~Nell: I'm an alcoholic, and I don't even drink!

~Nell: I never liked this song.

Me: Then why are we listening to it?

Nell: Because I like it!

~Me: You know you want my feet.

Nell: No I don't (pulls off my sock)

Me: Then why are you undressing it?

~Nell: Aw, but it's not as fun if it doesn't smack you in the face!

~Me: Who are you talking to?

Nell: points to empty space Edgar!

~Nell: Who do you think I am, Little Miss pokes people with an open pen?

~Nell: Holy cracker box! It worked!

~Baily (4 year old Nell babysits): I'm not hurt, I'm just bleeding!

~Shelby (6 year old Nell babysits): Jonas was on and I just sat and stared at them!

~Nell: I want my last name to be pancake!

~Nell: I'm going to shank you with my folded up toothbrush!

~Nell: Don't you love how you can multi-task? Stair at hot guys and talk to your mom at the exact same time!

~Nell: What are we doing with the other two? Hmm...supply closet, rope, duck tape...Hey Domi! I know what were doing with the other two!

~Me: You're nuts.

Nell: Can I please be cashews?

~Nell: It's rude not to talk to God.

~Kenny (my brother): I have nowhere to go.

Me: Well, I could tell you where to go, but that wouldn't be nice.

~Nell: What happened to my hooker boots?

Me: You were a hooker? When did this happen?

Nell: I wore them to church all the time.

~Nell: You use the excuse 'Dad doesn't do it' and your dad just threw a rock at your head.

~Me: I'm going to shoot you.

Nell: Okay, but they frown upon taking corpses to Jonas Brothers concerts.

Nell's Mom: They would think you were having a bad time.

Nell: They they would be trying to get me to stand up and stuff...dude, shoot me!

~Nell: I'm like Bill in female form.

Me: That's not much of a difference.

Nell: No, he's prettier.

~Nell: I'm such a whore.

~Brandi: I hate being woken up.

Nell: You hat waking yourself up. You threaten to throw yourself off a bridge.

~Me: I love how your cats hire hit men.

~Nell: Why is there a no depancing policy? This is not cool!

~Nell: They say to treat your body like a temple. No piercings or tattoos. But their wall decorations!!

~Me: When I stalk, I stalk hardcore!!

~Nell: This is why the planet is dying, because you park like that!

~April: I don't need breaks. I will just kick all you alls asses.

~Mrs. Ward (computer teacher): I will show you how to get around in 2007.

~Freshman: If you didn't have English you would die.

~Seth to Jimmy: Don't disgrace the world with your offspring.

~Jesse (in the middle of class when it's dead silent): No Kenzie, I will not make out with you!

~Nell: I will lick your face!

~Me: I'm shipping you to Forks.

Chaley: That would be great! Just make sure there are holes in the box.

Nell: Yeah, were shipping Domi to Japan in a box without holes.

~Me: Great, my mom is going to stalk my friends.

~Nell: She is going to punch you and I'm going to laugh so hard.

~Nell: I'm going to get my drivers license just so I can run over you!

~Mom: Our house is hot.

Me: It's the sexiest thing on the planet!

~Random Person: Do them all! And when we got home he couldn't walk!

Opening credits: I run to you-Lady Antebellum (interesting...doesn't make sence)

Waking up: Simple Song-Miley Cyrus (that fits)

First day of school: Here's a quarter (call someone who cares)-Travis Tritt...(well that fits. I don't care waht ppl think)

Falling in love: Mi Vida Loca-Pam Tillis (that is odd.)

fighting: Broken-Life house (Hmmmm...I guess that's after the fight?)

breaking up: Say it Right-Nelly Furtado (doesn't make any sence)

driving: Like That-Mariah Carey (Okaaay?)

flashback: The last ten years-kenny Rogers (well that fits.)

mental breakdown: Forgotten Childern-Tokio Hotel (Well, that could work I guess)

wedding: The trouble with love is-kelly Clarkson (Hmm...not to wedding-ish)

birth of child: Gunpowder&Lead-Miranda lambert (odd...)

final battle: Where'd You Go-Fort Minor (I guess it could fit.)

funeral: You thought wrong-Kelly Clarkson (What, did I not die?)

end credits: Tonight-Jonas Brothers (Odd.)

YOU KNOW U R OBSSESED WITH TOKIO HOTEL WHEN...-->
-Your parents roll their eyes or drone you out when you go on and on about Tokio Hotel and random facts you learned about them.
-You tell everyone about Tokio Hotel even if they don't give a flying fck
-Have a wall dedicated to them
-You Know It's Georg NOT GEORGE!!
-You Know It's Bill und Tom not BILL AND TOM!!
-You Know It's Lezzgo NOT LETS GO!
-You Know It's Ahmazeeng NOT AMAZING!
-You suddenly have a thing for guys with dreads
-You're planning a trip to Germany next year.
-You giggle everytime you drink Coke, although it was always your favorite soda, before you knew about Tom.
-You giggle everytime you eat pasta.
-Sometimes, you only eat cornflakes cause they remind you of Bill
-You have daydreamed about every possible way you could meet them, and what you'd say
-You have that one best friend (you made into a Tokio Hotel fan of course) that you scream with and ask "WHAT IF BILL LOOKED RIGHT IN YOUR EYES?" and about 1,000,000 other 'What if' questions.
-You smile everytime you think of one of their cute moments. Or when you think of their smile :)
-You sit in class and think of all the funny things the boys have done.
-Everytime you here the word "Tokyo" or "Hotel" they pop into your mind.
-You now love guys with piercings on their lip, eyebrow, or tongue.
-You've always loved both vampires AND fairies, and when you found out that Bill does, too, you freaked out and declared yourself as Bill's official twin.
-You've thought about what you'd say to them, in perfect German, a million times in your head already
-You giggle over waffles.
-You giggle when you see teddy bears, and yell "TOM! DEIN TEDDY!"
-"It's so amathing 4 meeeeee" is something you say all the time now, just like Bill.
-You Say "What Butiful veater nice nice nice" every time you step outside no matter what's the weathers like
-You plan on meeting them and making your fave member fall madly in love with you
-You know the lyrics to close to all their songs in English AND in
German
-You can spend countless hours telling people things about TH that you've newly found out...
-You cry every time you watch 'Spring Nicht' and beg Bill not to jump
-You start noticing people with lip, eyebrow and tongue piercings when you'd never noticed things like that before
-You begin speaking what little German you know just to make yourself feel that little bit closer to them
-You see an Esclade, think of Tom, jump up and down and clap.
-Your father tells you point blank. "I need to meet this Bill." In a bad way.
-You gigle everytime you see a gummy bear.
-You think of Georg every time you see a bathroom freshner.
-You see a cockroach and scream "COCKA LEG!"
-You randomly bust out with qoutes. Then laugh when its really funny, as your rents look at you like your mad you say "Emily. (Or a friend who is TH obsessed also) would have gotten it.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

5. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

6. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

7. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

8. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

9. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

10. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

11. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

12. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

13. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

14. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

FRIENDSHIP

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well. Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'

Things you don't wanna hear during surgery

Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

Ya' know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy's got two of 'em.

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

What's this doing here?

That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

Bobo! Come back with that! Bad dog!

OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

And lastly:

What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?

Moral:

Stay healthy and out of the hospital!

CHILDREN'S BOOK TITLES

THAT NEVER MADE IT TO THE BEST SELLER LIST

You Were an Accident

Strangers Have the Best Candy

The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

Your Nightmares Are Real!

Dad’s New Wife, Robert

Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

Whining, Kicking and Screaming To Get Your Way

What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Dominic

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Domizzle (he..it says domi)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Pink Panda (hehe)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): RaeChelle Westside (interesting)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Dokir (Hmmm...)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Red Bull (that makes no sence at all! purple AND red?)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Orhiwty (it kinda reminds me or 'allrighty'...don't ask.)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first)): Denette Edward (Eww...)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Taco (interesting)

10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow) Cdlmiknikcv (I don't even wanna try and pronounce that!)

iPod Shuffle

My love of life was inspired by the song: Kids of the Future-JonasBrothers

To cheer myself up I: I Am What I Am-Jonas Brothers (Guess it's just a JB night.)

My day will be like: Razor-New Years Day (That's not good)

What makes me happy is: Remember the Time-Michael Jackson (that sounds like me.)

My ultimate song for dancing is: What Did I Do to your Heart?-Jonas Brothers (Yes, it is aJB night.)

My innermost desire is: Love You-Jack Ingram (Hmmm...)

The best thing about me is: Good Vibrations-The Beach Boys (that could be taken soooo wrong!)

My birth was like: Life happened-Tammy Cochran (Well isn't that the truth)

This song describes my grandparents: Some Hearts-Carrie Underwood (I guess?)

My deepest secret is: Broken-Lindsey Haun (?)

My friends see me as: There You Are-Martina Mcbride (Eh...I do get lost a lot)

How will you die?: We're not gonna take it-Twisted Sister (Yes, I'm not going to take it!)

Happiness is: Colors-Crossfade (I do like bright colors!)

My family is described by the song: Paradise City-Guns-N-Roses (That is sooo not true!)

If I reached the top of Mount Everest, what I would scream: Stand Beside Me-Jodee messina (Sure, why don't we have a party?)

My parents are like the song: Collide-Howie Day (I guess?)

When I'm drunk I say: Live Every Second-Tokio Hotel (Hell yeah..except I don't drink)

My make-out song is: Heavily Broken-The Veronicas (That's sad)

If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell: Paranoid-Jonas Brothers (Okay?)

What I did did last night was: 'Fore She was Mama-Clay Walker (Well...I don't have kids!)

Will I ever have kids? Stay-SafetySuit (Hmm...will Bill appear?)

My alter-ego is: I Told you so-Keith Urban (Sure, why not?)

At my wedding they'll play: Over You-Daughtry (Well that's not good...hopefully the guydoesn't leave me!)

Next time I'm in front of a crowd, I'll say: You Thought Wrong-Kelly Clarkson =)

My last words will be: Strange-Patsy Cline (I bet they will be!)

My message to the world has always been: See U in the Dark-Honor Society (Hmmm...)

My best friend is like: One Step At A Time-Jordin Sparks (I guess you could say that!)

This song will be playing when I meet the love of my life: Trainwreck-Demi Lovato (The song could fit...not the title.)

I'll have a good day if I can just hear: Decode-Paramore (I do like that song...I would much rather hear a song by JB or TH!)

At my funeral they'll play: Drinkin' Me Lonely-Chris Young (Aww...people are going to mess me!)

Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
and
It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
and
It's all organized by the Italians.

1) Being gay is not natural - Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay - in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior - People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed - the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

5) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children - Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

6) Gay parents will raise gay children - obviously, since straight parents only raise straight children.

7) Gay marriage is not supported by religion - In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

8) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role at home - That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

9) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society we could never adapt to new social norms - Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

-You talk to yourself a lot.

-You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

-After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

-You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

-You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

-You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

-You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

-No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

-The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

-Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

-People think you have A.D.D.

-You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

-You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

-You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

-Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

~The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

~If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, paste this into your profile.

~If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If there are time when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

~If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

~Oh nooo... the type errors are creeping in... hides in the corner... if this is true for you, copy and paste this in your profile!

~If you are crazy and pround of it : copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you think that Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

~If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

~If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

~If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Things to do at Walmart...

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!! "

13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator and thought it was fun as hell, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something (not drug or alcohol related) that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you keep looking around for these things but can never find any, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever freaked people out at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. DON'T WORRY, PLUTO! I'm not a planet either.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of those "copy and paste this to your profile"s, copy and paste this to your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

:) 8) If you like the smilies everywhere then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you dislike people who dislike people because they don't look pretty then copy and paste this in your profile

Copy and Paste this in your profile if you think Miley and Oliver are an awesome pairing. GIVE A BIG WOO!! FOR MILEY AND OLIVER!!

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you've heard the "Emo Kid" song and think it's just hilarious, copy and paste!

Pyromanic? Put this in your profile.

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

WHETHER IT BE BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!..copy and paste this into your profile if you agree

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you know/think your parent is a neat freak, copy this to your profile

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

The people of the world are classified as black and white. If you want to be the only person with green skin copy/paste this onto your profile!

If you have insanly annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true.

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Something funny a friend and I said on a website

We atre talking about Bill and Tom Kaulitz and Nick Jonas.

Me: Okay!! Let me go get Bill out of my closet! I will have to get my minons to get the other three guys!

Ally:Bill's in your closet?

Me:He likes it in there...I think. He gets along with Nick well. lol. He thinks I have a nice choice of clothing and makes me give him eyeliner and skittles!

Ally: lol...how about Nick? lol he doesnt wear eyeliner or anything close to wut bill wheres lol

Me:Not really...but he does try my skinny jeans, but their to small. They like to play tic tac toe and rock paper sizzors!! They gossip like girls all night. I usually have to yell at them to shut up, or take one out and put in my bed ;)

Ally:HAHA! lol Bill and Nick gossip? about what? lol nick doesnt seem lyk the one to gossip lol guess whos in my closet!

Me:Yeah...it's so weird, usually Nick is REALLY quiet, but as soon as the lights go off he starts talking with Bill. It's really annoying. They usually gossip about Miley and what she's been up to. They watch my TV while I'm at school. Or just random other stuff going on with them. Let's see...hmmm...Tom?

Ally:HOW'D YOU KNOW?? WHO TOLD YOU?!

Me:My minions told me that they saw your minions while they were searching for Bill. Do you know how hard it is to find him while they were hiding? And Nick when he was on tour?

Ally:lol psh...he wasnt on tour! nor was bill hiding! lol Bill, Tom, and Nick were staying in my closet! hehe we just didnt tell you lol your minions took Bill and Nick...I let them go but there was noway I was letting Tom go! nuh uh was MY #1 baby going to be spending the night in your room! no way no how! he keeps me warm at night! XD

Me:THEY LIED TO ME!? I need new minions...Bill keeps me warm most nights...that purity ring on Nick's finger? It's a lie.

Ally:haha yeah I learned tht while he was here! LOL JK anyway i think tom got all kinds of viruses on my compp from looking at porn while im gone! LOL!

Me:I have lyrics to all the new songs on my computer from when Bill is on it. =) It's amazing! Tom really needs to stop that bad habit. Bill just yelled and said it's never going to happen. I'm sorry.

Ally:wuts nvr going to happen?

Me:Tom looking up porn on your computer...Bill said he has been trying for years by giving him actual women, but he never stops.

Ally:haha! Tom, Tom Tom...speaking of...TOM!! YOUR BROTHER IS UPSET WITH YOU!! yells towards the closet

Me:yells towards closet also BILL, IS THERE ANYTHING SPECIAL YOU WANT TO SAY TO YOUR BROTHER? THIS IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE!

Ally:yells towards closet TOM?? ARE YOU IN THERE WITH YOUR LAPTOP?? Tom: pfft...nooooo he says nervously Me: TOM!! goes in and confiscates laptop stomps off angrily HAVN'T WE DISCUSSED THIS??

Me:Bill yelles TELL HIM TO GIVE ME BACK MY SKITTLES! runs to closet HE STOLE YOUR SKITTLES?! You have to get them back!

Ally:Me: TOM YOUR BROTHER WANTS THE SKITTLES YOU STOLE FROM HIM!! Tom: HAHA!! tell him to check in the suwer!!

Me:Me: TOM SAYS CHECK THE SEWER!! Bill: TELL HIM HE IS GOING TO GET B!TCH SLAPPED!

Ally:Me: TOM!! BILL SAYS YOUR GOING TO GET BITCH SLAPPED! Tom: hahaha!! Bill slap me? thts a good one! tell him to fk off! Nick: SUCH LANGUAGE!! Me: Nick? Since when have you been here? Nick: Since Bill stole my Skittles! Me: OH! SO BILL IS NO BETTER THAN TOM?? in tht sense

Me:Me: NICK! GET YOUR A BACK IN MY CLOSET!! Nick: Not until I get skittles! Me: I will give you something better than skittles if you just get back here! Nick: Fine, but I still want skittles!

Ally:ME: NO HES NOT LEAVING THIS TIME!! NIckie Wickie boo? I'VE GOT TONS OF SKITTLES!! AND THEIR SUGAR FREE TOO!! Nick: Oh good, cuz i can only hav lyk 3 of the normal ones! Good my blood sugar wont sky rocket! sits down and starts eatin Skittles Me: only the best for my baby! Tom: Hey!? Me: My second baby that is! Tom you know your my number one! Tom: good it better stay that way!

Me:Me: Nick, I also have cupcakes!! =) Nick: Sugar free? Me: Of course! Nick: On my way! runs off Me: He...I win! Bill, want some skittles mom just brought in? Bill: Of course!!

Ally:Me: NICK!! I'VE GOT SUGAR-FREE CUPCAKES WITH SUGAR-FREE SKITTLES ON TOP!! Nick: oooooh!! runs off to me me: HA! I WIN!! Tom? Tom: yeah? me: wut do ya wanna do? Tom: raises eyebrow Me: smiles and locks myself wiff Tomi in the closet to play '7 minutes in heaven'! LOL

Me: Me: I have what she has PLUS steak! You know you love steak! Nick: Yes I do! runs back to me Me: HUGE GRIN Bill: Domi, can you come here please? Me: Sure walks to closet what is it? Bill: I'm scared, can I come out? Me: Fine, but you have to stay shirtless on my bed! =)

Ally:me: stumbles out of closet and cleans the edge of my mouth lol Hey! Nickie!! Ive got those sugar-free skittle cupcakes steak mac n' cheeze sugar free pumpkin pie!! you know you love your pumpkin pie!! Nick: talks wiff peice of steak hanging out of his mmouth Yesh I dooo!! i'm on my waaaaaaaa--swollows steak --ay! Tom: Ally? you have some frosting on your lips mischeivous smile Me: oh do I? locks in closet again

Me:Me: Nickypoo!! I have all that AND your guitars! evil grin Nick: GUITARS!! runs back, grabs guitar and starts singing me hello beautiful Bill: Hey, she's my woman, back off! starts singing me by your side

Ally:Me: muffled sound from closet NICK I HAVE EVERYTHING I HAD BEFORE+ GUITARS NEW ONES! + PIANOS + DRUMS + ALL THE INGREITENTS TO PLAY WIFFLE BALL WIFF TOMI!! ONCE WERE DONE THAT IS!!I ALSO HAVE A BIBLE, YOUR IPOD, YOUR COMP, AND EVERYTHING YOU WOULD EVER NEED, OH AND YOUR BROS ARE ON THEIR WAY!! Tom: muffled sound

Me:Me: I have all that AND your family, Big Rob and an electric fence to keep awayscreaming fan girls!! Bill: turns out lights and drags me away from computer

Ally:Me: we have all tht...remember I said everything you'd ever need? yeah lol Tom: pins me down to the floor

Me:Me: I'm not trying to win you over while pratically having sex with another guy! Do you remember those nights? Yeah, more of them over here! Bill: Hey...you lied about the first part! Me: Cram it Bill or no skittles!

Ally:Me: well ive got new nights for you Nickie! Tom: What?! NO YOUR ALL MINE AND MINE ONLY!! Me: can it Tom or no more of...this! Tom: muffled sound

Me:Me: Nick, get back here or you will never perform live again! Nick: Fine i'm coming! Bill: muffled noice Me: Shhh...I'm trying to win Nick back. Tom: You're such a whore! Me: Shut it Tom! I don't like my business announced like that! (LOL)

Ally:HAHA!! lyk tom should be talking! Me: nick you dont get back here you will never preform ever period!! Nick: COMING!! Tom: slams me against the door muffled sound

Me:Me: Get over here or you won't ever breath! I have minions...and they don't mind killing! Nick: runs over and never leaves my room again Bill: Tom, why did u call my girl a whore? You're the one who has at least three different girls a nigh!!

Ally:Me: gasp BLASPHAMEY!! BILL!! You should know that your brother has been clean of that...habit since hes with me now! It's just me now...oh and the porn...but tht doesnt count we're workin on tht too arent we Tomi? Tom: muffled noise Me: see?

Me:Bill: Whatever, come here sexi. slams me on the bed making a loud noise that almost wakes up my parents

Ally:Tom: drags me into a bubble bath me: nein no bath tomi, remember what happened last tym we did that? Tom: oh ja... nevermind! locks us back into the closet and slams against the door

Me:Me:Bill, be careful. If my parents catch us I'm so grounded! Bill: Sorry. slams me against the wall gently

Ally:Me: Tom shhh if my aunt finds you im soo dead! and she'll chase you out with a broom! Tom: slams me against the floor loudly Me: TOM!! Tom: I'M SORRY!! I had an...urge!

Me:Okay...enough you two! I don't want to hear you all the way over here! Gah!!

If your random and you know it...copy and paste this in your profile.
If you want to attend Camp Rock, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you think Demi Lovato is the luckiest girl alive, copy and paste this in to your profile. (Come on she toured with the JONAS BROTHERS and she's got an amazing voice and great looks! She's going far for sure! You're crazy not to agree!).
If you hope Frankie stars in Camp Rock 2, put this on your profile.
If you can't wait for J.O.N.A.S. to premiere, put this on your profile.
If random words remind you of the Jonas Brothers, copy this into your profile.
If you think Jonas Brothers: Living the Dream is absolutely AWESOME, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love Camp Rock, copy this to your profile.
If you can't wait for the JB 3D movie and Camp Rock 2 to come out, put this on your profile.
If you absolutely think that CAMP ROCK is WAY BETTER than HSM, copy this to your profile.

~Put this on your profile if you are a true Jonas fan~

~Copy & Paste This In Your Profile If You Support The Jonas Brothers~

~Jonas Brothers~
~It takes 1 second to love their looks~
~It takes 1 hour to love their songs~
~It takes 1 day to fall in love with them~
~It takes 1 lifetime to forget them~

~I pledge to make peace~
~Between Jonas Brothers~
~Haters and Fans,~
~And be part of the~
~Solution-not the problem~

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Did you know...?

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It’s good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It’s actually true; boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. (I have done it!)

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by...

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

That money talks I don't deny... I just heard mine yell: Goodbye!!

Sure, there's no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

The Police never think it’s as funny as you do

I have standards. They may be low, but I have them.

Join the Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO(does anyone get it...?)

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

A day without light is, well, night

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

98 of teenagers can walk normally without running into walls, if you're one of the 2 that can't, copy and paste this into your signature.

If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy this into your profile!

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, pot, drugs, or anything like that, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want a tatoo, but must be out of your house before you can get one, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever tried to put on sunglasses/glasses and poked yourself in the eye, copy paste this onto your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is, put this in your profile

If you're one of those people who will nod and mumble 'yeahs' when someone is talking to you about something you have no clue about, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile!

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then and are proud of it, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, put this in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first and/or last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally around many people, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If your teachers say you're too smart for your own good, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.

If you often confuse people with big words, then tell them to look it up in the dictionary, but they never do and just pester you until you tell them what it means, copy and paste this in your profile if you didn't tell them.

If whenever a new student comes to your school, you, instead of trying to be his/her friend, try to convince him/her that you are insane, copy and paste this in your profile. Put it in bold if you count the days it takes you.

If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile

If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile.

If you spend lots of time talking to yourself and reciting lines from your characters, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

1 in 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends. If they look fine, it's you.

If the sky's the limit, what is space?

If 2 wrongs don't make a right, try 3!

Whoever said nothing's impossible has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

If quitters never win and winners never quit, where the hell did 'quit while you're ahead' come from?

How is it possible to have a 'civil' war?

Percussive Maintenance: the art of whacking the crap out something to get it working again.

Who was the first person to see a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly thingies and see what comes out"?

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so sick that the world has all been green/ blue, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)

If you have ever slipped on nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. XD!!

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you ever had a crush on one of your friends copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you belive that the pink pony's of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and past this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else.

Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone.

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. I do. (You never know...)

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

"One by one the penguins steal my sanity." -unknown

"May the evil hamsters of doom rain coconuts down on your pitiful city!" -unknown

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo. Again.

~On the other hand, you have different fingers.

~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

~Eagles may soar, but bunnies don't get sucked into jet engines.

~I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.

~Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

~Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

~Music is like candy it's awesome after you throw out all the rappers.

-If you brag about how many times you run into things, you have issues. If you have issues, copy and paste this to your profile.

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
(Because Alice prefers the stock market)

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
(Same person who made 'abbreviated' so long.)

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Idiots!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?

The Inspiration Bunnies

Yes, you may have been graced with these in the form of a review from me. The Inspiration Bunnies are a pack of cute fluffy bunnies. Red, Yellow, Purple, Blue, Green, Orange, Green and Pink are the mob of haunting bunnies. Once these bunnies are in your sights, they invade your dreams, follow you everywhere-even the bathroom- and sprout of random nosense that used for inspiration.

May the Inspiration Bunnies be with you!

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man:What are you having for breakfast?
Woman:I don't know, why don't you ask my girlfriend?

STEP ONE:
Spell your name with some of your favorite songs.

D-Don't Jump – Tokio Hotel

O- On the Edge – Tokio Hotel

M-Much Better – Jonas Brothers

I- I was Right – New Years Day

N- Noise – Tokio Hotel

I- In Your Shadow I can Shine – Tokio Hotel

C- Crush Crush Crush – Paramore

STEP TWO:
– Name: →here's a nice idea, read above.
– Birth date: → November 28, 1992
– Nickname: → Domi, Dom, Domz, Abby, Pooka, Bubbles
– Eye Color: → brown
– Hair Color: → dark brown but dyed black
– Zodiac Sign: → figure it out on your own.

STEP THREE:
– The shoes you wore today: → purple flats
– Your weakness(es): → TH, JB, Skittles, Gummy Bears, Red Bull, Reeses, and Chicken Alfredo
– Your fear(s): → insects.
– Your perfect pizza: → cheese!
– Goal you’d like to achieve: → Graduate high school, finish college, and meet Tokio Hotel.

STEP FOUR:
– Your best physical feature? → eh...idk.
– Your bedtime? → It tends to be around 10pm if I have school, if not it's more like 4am.
– Most missed memory? → Hanging out at my Grandparents when I was younger.

STEP FIVE:
This Or That…
– Pepsi or Coke? → Coke.
– McDonald’s or Burger King: → Burger King, McDonald's makes me sick.
– Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: → how about my mom's home made tea??
– Chocolate or Vanilla: → vanilla ice cream, chocolate everything else.
– Cappuccino or coffee: → cappuccino, I hate coffee.

STEP SIX:
Do You…
– Curse: → every once in a while.
– Sing: → in the car!
– Dance: → around my room like a mad woman.
– Take a shower everyday: → Yuppers!
– Have a crush: → yes.
– Do you think you’ve been in love?: → nope, nope, nope, nope.
– Want to go to college: → Yes, why didn't you read that before?
– Like(d) high school: → Eh, it's okay at times.
– Want to get married: → someday.
– Get motion sickness: → no
– Think you’re attractive: → eh, depends on the day.
– Think you’re a health freak: → heck no!
– Get along with your parents: → sometimes. They annoy me a lot.

STEP SEVEN:
In the past month…
– Gone to the mall: → Why yes, I got the Humanoid CD!
– Eaten an entire box of Oreos: → since when do they come in boxes? And no.
– Eaten Sushi: → ew, gross.
– Been on stage: → uhhh...nope.
– Gone skating: → nah.
– Made homemade cookies: → nope, but my mom has.
– Gone skinny dipping: → psh, not in this weather!
– Stolen anything: → nopes.

STEP EIGHT:
Ever…
– Played a game that required removal of clothing: → No...my friends are losers. Lol. Jkjk.
– If so, was it mixed company: → I already told you no.
- Flashed anyone: → No, no I haven't.
– Been beaten up: → Yes, by my sister in fact.
– Shoplifted: → nope.

STEP NINE:
– Age you hope to be married: → 26-ish
– Numbers of Children: → I'm not sure...a lot. But most by adoption.
– Describe your Dream Wedding: → Hmm...I'm not sure. I haven't really thought about it. Odd huh?

STEP TEN:
In a boyfriend/girlfriend...
– Best eye color?: → I like any.
– Best hair color?: → Dark..
– Short hair or long hair?: → Eh, it depends on the guy.
– Height: → taller than me, which isn't hard since I'm only 5' 1''

STEP ELEVEN:
– Number of people I could trust with my life: → 2...maybe 4.
– Number of CDs that I own: → I don't even want to count.
– Number of tattoos: → none so far.
– Number of piercings: → six.

Personal
Who were you with yesterday? → Well, I hung out at Nell's for a little while.
What woke you up this morning? → Kelly Clarkson...lol. She is my alarm on my phone.
Where are you? → bed room.
Is tomorrow going to be a good day? → Probably not. It's a monday and I have school.
Do you like anybody? → I like lots of people.

THE PAST
Ever thrown up in public? → Yeah, I almost threw up on my 5th grade teacher.
Passed out because of alcohol? → nope.
What’s on your mind RIGHT NOW? → Laundry, stories need to be wrote...all that jazz.

THE FUTURE
What kind of home would you like? → Something nice, spacious, and comfortable.
What do you want to be when you grow up? → Actress, or Journalist.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? → A senior in college.

IN GENERAL
Do you like candy necklaces? → Oh, yes. They are awesome! XD
When was the last time you fell over or ran into something? → I ran into my door like five minutes ago.
Do you still go trick or treating? → nope.
What was the last thing you ate? → skittles.
Whats your favorite type of soda? → Mountain Dew.
Have you ever moved? → Yuppers...but it was just next door. From my grandparents to my parents.
Have you ever won an award? → yuppers...when I was little
Are you listening to music right now? → No...TV is on.
How long ’till your birthday? → One month and three days.
When were you the saddest in your whole life? → In the hospital the night my grandma almost died.
What time is it? 4:32p.m.
Do you use ebay to buy or sell? → I buy sometimes. I got these awesome black and pink fingerless arm warmers a few weeks ago.
Have you ever heard a song written about you? → No. :(
Something you want to happen in 2010? → Go to a Tokio Hotel concert.
Summer 2010? → Enjoy my last summer before college.
Honestly, do you miss 2008? → Oh, yes. I got to hang out with Nell and go to a Jonas Brothers concert. It was tons of fun.

HONESTY SECTION
1. Honestly, what color is your underwear? → blue
2. Honestly, whats on your mind? → still laundry.
3. Honestly, what are you doing right now? → this survey...eating some skittles.
4. Honestly, have you done something bad today? → I don't think so.
5. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? → actually talked to was my Mom. Text was Nell.
6. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? → Not really.
7. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time? → my brother or parents.
8. Honestly, do you bite your nails? → not much.
9. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder? → NO! Would people stop asking me!
10. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment? → Not really...
11. Honestly, are you keeping a big secret now? → Um...no?
12. Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like? → Yeah...
13. Honestly, what was the last text message you received? → Nell said “I want french fries”
14. Honestly, are you in denial? → No, never! ;)
15. Honestly, do you get up in the middle of the night? → sometimes.
16. Honestly, do you like anyone? → I said I like lots of people! ;)
17. Honestly, does anyone like you? → I hope...lol.

RAGE SECTION
1. What do you do when you’re mad? → yell inside my head. Sometimes cry.
2. What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad? → I told my mom I hated her.
3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad? → Uhhh...not that I can remember.
4. Do you swear when you’re mad? → sometimes.

CRYING SECTION
1. When was the last time you actually cried? → A week ago.
2. Ever cried yourself to sleep? → When I was younger.
3. Do certain songs make you cry? → Yeah, a few.
4. What usually makes you cry? → Anger, sadness, stress.

HAPPY SECTION
1. Are you usually a happy person? → Yes! I'm always super happy.
2. What makes you the happiest? → Oh...IDK...being around friends I guess.
3. What song makes you always happy? → “Bounce” by Jonas Brothers...cracks me up and I start dancing around.
4. Do you believe in yourself? → Psh, heck yeah!
5. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you get happy? → Yes, I think it's very nice of someone to tell me that.

01 Do you ever wonder what your ex is up to?
Every once in a while.

02 Have you ever been given roses?
Yup...for my 15th b-day from my cousin

03 What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
The Notebook!

04 How many times have you honestly fallen in love?
None.

05 Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
No...well maybe...I'm not sure.

06 What's your current problem, relationship-wise?
Umm...That I don't have a bf.

07 Have you ever had your heart broken?
Nope. I'm the heart breaker! ;) Seriously...I usually end the relationship.

08 Had a long distance relationship?
No.

10 Do you believe the statement, once a cheater always a cheater?
Eh...I guess.

11 How many kids do you want to have?
Haven't I already answered this? I said I would like a lot.

12 What's your favorite color(s)?
Pink...and purple...and black...if that's even a color. Lol.

13 Are you currently single?
Yes. Yes I am.

14 Do you believe in love at first sight?
Nope.

15 Would you kiss your ex(es)?
O.O NOOO!

16 At what age did you start noticing the preferred gender(s)?
Hm...around 9 I guess.

17 Are you happy with your love situation?
No. :(

18 Do you know someone who likes you?
Yes, he's really creepy.

19 Do you like anyone?
Why yes. Yes I do.

20 Do they know you like them?
Um...their my friends for a reason. Lol. Nah, they don't.

21 If you're in a relationship, do you know your bf/gf's ex's?
Not in one! Are you trying to make me feel bad??

22 If you're not in a relationship, do you want to be?
Eh, I'm actually okay right now.

23 How old were you when you had your first real relationship?
Hmmm..I don't think I have.

24 Do you still talk to your first bf/gf?
Nope. Haven't seen him since I was really little. Lol.

25 How many relationships have you been in?
Hmmmm...well, since they weren't serious, it doesn't matter.

26 What base have you gotten to with the opposite sex?
That's personal. ;)

27 With the same sex?
No where.

28 Do you regret dating anyone you've dated?
Eh, I don't regret something that made me happy at the time.

29 Would you ever date someone of your own gender?
Hmm...I don't think so. But I'm not against it or anything. It's just not for me.