My Name: Don't see how that's your business.

My dreams; Don't see how that's your business either. (As you can see, I like Kakashi, even though he only trained Sasuke, and not Naruto.)

My likes: I like reading, Star Wars, videogames, graphic novels, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Code Geass, Bleach, Marvel, and DC.

My dislikes: Idiots, Racists, people who call other people and countries gay as an insult,(especially since gay means happy and lively, and people only call homosexuals gay because some idiot thought that calling homosexuals gay would make their bad PR better, although now gay is an insult because of that.) I also dislike people who use incorrect spelling and punctuation, people who insult vegetarians, or try to make them eat meat, and people who make fun of people because what they're doing is considered uncool in todays society for someone of that age. I have a host of others, but I can't remember them, especially since I typed all this and more already, but forgot to save it.

Pairings I like:

Naruto/Ino, Tenten, Temari, fem. Haku, Kin, Tayuya.

Zayne/Jarael

Anakin Solo/Tahiri.

Jaina/Zekk, Jag. (More Zekk, though.)

Percy/Annabeth.

Artemis/Minerva.

Jacen Solo/Tenel Ka.

Luke/Mara (Why'd she have to die?)

Ed/Winry, Rose.

Lelouch/ KALLEN (also C.C. and Shirley, but not as much as Kallen)

Pairings I dislike:

Naruto/Any girl I didn't mention in conjunction with him.

Same goes for everyone else.

Yaoi (I don't dislike homosexuals, i just don't like reading it.)

Yuri (Same as above.)

Harem. (Hate it.)

Characters I like: Zayne Carrick, Cade Skywalker, Quinlan Vos, Anakin Solo, Mara Jade, Gilad Pellaeon, Kyp Durron, Ben Skywalker, Naruto Namikaze, Shikamaru Nara, Itachi Uchiha, Anko Mitarashi, Tenten (gotta love the weapons master), Rock Lee, Deidara (yeah), fem. Haku (not canon, who cares), Edward Elric, Lelouch vi Britannia, Kallen Kouzuki, Jeremiah, Li Xingke (mad sword skills and extendable knife on a rope thing), Urahara, Ichigo, Hitsugaya.

Rants: Time Travel Fics: I love time travel fics, they're my favorite kind. What I hate is when Naruto goes back in time and immediately tells Sarutobi or Hinata or someone else that he's from the future, or just randomly tells someone he just saved. Or even when Sarutobi questions him, there are a host of good excuses. For example: "Naruto, where did you learn the Hiraishin and Rasengan?" "Clan Scrolls." See? that is a good excuse, not I'm from the future where I know that the Yondaime's my father and I learned it then. Also, another stupid thing is Naruto hiding his strength. All he has to do is say that he has been pretending since he entered the academy, and now he stopped.

Naruto finding out about his father: There are only a few fics that do this realistically. Naruto has been without his family his entire life, not even knowing who they are, then he finds out that almost all of his closest precious people ( Sarutobi, Tsunade, Jiraiya, probably Kakashi) have been lying to him his entire life, on top of the lies about the Kyuubi, not even Naruto would realistically just say he understands why people he regards as his grandparents lied to him and never told him who his parents were, and that he forgives him. I understand the whole Iwa assassination thing, but if told that he couldn't tell anyone, Naruto would've kept it a secret. He kept the Kyuubi a secret.

Naruto and Training: Chunin exam finals, Naruto is going up against someone who wouldn't hesitate to kill him, and Kakashi refuses to train him, pawning him off on someone who only teaches him water walking. There's no water at the stadium! If he had pawned him off on Jiraiya, it would be understandable, but that was an accident. All Kakashi ever truly taught him was tree climbing and wind manipulation, and even then he just watched without more tips. And Naruto trains with a Sannin for 2 1/2 years, and all he learns is a bigger rasengan. Sakura trains with a weaker (Tsunade is weaker than Jiraiya) Sannin for the same amount of time, and goes from a useless fangirl to a strong ninja. Also, the Chunun exams can't be the only way to promote genin, so why doesn't Tsunade promote Naruto?

Sakura and Sasuke: Sakura is loud, not very pretty, and insults and beats up Naruto every day. Why does he take it? He is a stronger ninja than he, so why does he let himsef be hurt? Why does Jiraiya, for that matter? When do Sasuke and Naruto look like being any closer than team mates? And yet he and Naruto say they're brothers, and Naruto swears to bring him back. It's dumb.

Harry Potter: Why does Harry listen to Dumbledore about going back to the Dursleys? He has no power to insist on it, Harry's rich, or he could live with the Weasleys or elsewhere under the Fidelius.

Knowing about Kyuubi: No one knew about the Kyuubi before Shippuuden, and now all the Konoha 11 know about it. Who told them? And shouldn't they at least show their reactions?

CHALLENGES

1. ETERNiTY

Summary: When the second Brother Blood escapes from Hell, instead of absorbing Red Devil's powers, he absorbs Kid Eternity's. When he flees, through a combination of things, he punches through the edge of the Multiverse... and into another. Landing on a planet, he finds his absorbed powers altered, as well as his body. Decades later, when he is sealed into Naruto, Kid Eternity's powers are given to the boy. Which begs the question... how will Naruto grow up with the powers of some of the greatest shinobi in the world at his fingertips?

Details: Brother Blood leaves the DCU multiverse and enters the Naruto multiverse, where he becomes the Kyuubi. When he is sealed in Naruto, Naruto gets Kid Eternity's powers.(AND NO OTHERS!!) However, the powers have been altered, meaning instead of demons taking the form of historical or fictional characters and having the Kid fight ing their bodies, soul of ANY DEAD SHINOBI (BUT NO LIVING ONES) are joined with Naruto. He gets their abilities, knowledge, and memories, but he with retain his own body. When learning of this ability, one of Naruto's first moves will be to call on his hero, the Yondaime, where he will everything, including the truth about his parentage. I suggest you research Kid Eternity's powers, so that you have some idea of what to do.

More Details: As a result of learning the truth, Naruto will be much more serious. He will not wear orange, pull pranks, or be an idiot. He does have the knowledge of the Hokage's, after all. He will not hide his skills, and will be at the top of every class, but UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL HE TELL ANYONE OF HIS "ETERNITY" POWERS. WHEN QUESTIONED, HE WILL LIE AND DENY/FIND EXCUSES. Since he knows the Sandaime's lying to him, he will not trust him. It is up to you to decide whether he will want to serve Konoha, or want to destroy it. (Or just be apathetic)

Canon details: Madara will be involved, but it's up to you to decide about the Moon's Eye Plan and the Jubi. (Ten tails) If you do, include a plausible explanation for it existing but Brother Blood being the Kyuubi.

Pairings: If he hates Konoha, no-one from Konoha. Otherwise, anyone between the ages of 15 (Temari) to Naruto's age (12). (OTHER THAN HINATA OR SAKURA).

If characters are acting OOC, include a plausible explanation for this. Naruto will act like a Shinobi, so no inspiring speeches or boosting people's confidence. Proper spelling and grammar required. If you wish to do this please tell me and go ahead.