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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Mortal Instruments, and Teen Titans. hi! starry~eyed~ocean here! i am so called because i love stars, eyes and, er, oceans _' i also love the sky... i am thought to be very random. i love reading and writing. and you may want to skip this next bit...starry~eyed~ocean, because i was a child of the ocean before percy jackson cookie for anyone who gets it! Name: Real Name:…. Moving on …. Looks:pale oval face, with a nose in the middle, and two eyes slightly above it on either side, a red slash called a mouth inhabits the lower part of the face, there are microscopically thin rods called hairs sticking out of the back, top and some of the sides, effectively framing the face, the head sits atop a neck, which is balanced on a torso, which has 4 limbs sticking out of it Gender: Female, hopefully you’ve figured that out… If you haven’t, well… o.o Location:in my dreams =)…. If you wanna get technical… at a laptop… in Europe Age: Err, is it really that important? I can drive a car, but i am not old enough to get a licence Birthday: Last century! Also, last millennium! o: Muse: My muse... er… rainbows and lollipops? Seriously! o.o Or music, Loves: my cats. & my music, that too. XD annndddd, zomc, chocolate and laughing fits! XP Unhealthy Obsessions: closing doors, seriously, I cant stand an open door, its not funny, Laughing, Stacking chairs, Cats and MUSIC XDD Likes: RAINDROPS ON ROSES AND WHISKERS ON KITTENS! READING AND WRITING, THE THINGS I HAVE WRITTEN!! WARM WOOLEN SCARVES AND LOTS OF SHINEY THINGS! THSE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS!! ...Hmm, well obviously I like reading and writing or else I wouldn’t be here… I like autumn and summer and spring and winter…, and I like cats, wolves and horses. Dislikes: Eww. I dislike you. Yea, that's right. YOU! AND YOUR FACE!! -_-' ... Lol, no I'm just kidding'...OR AM I? DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN... Umm, I don’t like my sisters… or my brothers…I absolutely HATE the sunshine I don't like n00bs, flamers, cheaters... Backstabbers, and the normal stuffs.. I absolutely hate being interrupted when reading a good book; especially if you're at the climax. But I also hate - I mean, dislike - fake friends. Those people who pretend to be your friend, but then go and talk about you behind your back - yeaa, those people. -Growls- But I don't dislike much else, or at least nothing that comes to mind! (: Favourite Music: Hmm, well I love OH, I can't pick! :( … All types really XD Favourite Authors:do you want to be here til the next millennium? Heh. Didn’t think so B-) Favourite Books: …see above…. Favourite Series:your just not getting the point, are you? Favourite TV Shows: almost anything Favorite book(s): I don’t have one, I have about 5000…… Least favorite book(s): I dint have one. Favorite food(s): I don’t do favorites, ok. I don’t have any favorites Least favorite food(s): cherry. Favorite band(s): if you ask my favorite things one more time will push the BIG RED BUTTON Least favorite band(s): one more chance… Favorite animal(s): -_-… pushes big red button Least favorite animal(s): HEY! You were meant to explode! How are you still here? The button must be broken… Favorite movie(s): starts repairing big red button Least favorite movie(s): sulks you broke my big red button… Motto: you! Yea, you, your FACE! And your mother, yuhuh, I said it - joking, I don’t have one really, there are so many. What's on your T.V right now? TV isn't on Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? My brother, the conversation went like this: Me: where are you going? Brother: I'm going to go trash –insert my sisters name here-‘s room, for revenge. M: ok, but don’t touch any of my stuff. me and my sis share a room B: I won’t, I swear. M: ok. Oh, wait –insert my brothers name here-. B: what is it? M: pour some water on the floor, o her side of the room, she turned the computer off when I was typing yesterday. Where are you? Kitchen What was the last thing you ate? Toast with peanut butter What's your personality like? Sarcastic, moderately intelligent, creative, observant, talkative, random. Who do you have a crush on? ’ puh-lease, did you really think I’d say? What was the last thing you thought? ‘what a stupid little life I live… Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? I like this song.is-not-paying-attention- You now have a million dollars. Quit school and get a toutor Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? A piece of pizza crust What are you eating/drinking right now? ….a piece of pizza crust; What are you writing RIGHT NOW? This. I am also writing a list of 100 words on which I am going to write short stories on on fictionpress. Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? -doesn’t seem to notice anything unusual. ‘Apologies for- the rules of magic, by Annie Dalton What are your thoughts on writing? I LOVE IT!! How tall are you? Why do you care? What book are you currently reading? The Rules of Magic, by Annie Dalton What music are you listening to? I have the radio on i-102-104 the best radio station ever, you sould listen to it online What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? Deviantart What was the last thing you cooked? Does toast count? What color are the walls of the room you are in? eggshell blue I know because we just painted them Do you know who the governor of your state is? Ireland doesn’t have a governor. Ketchup or Mustard? Ketchup. How many different programs are on your computer right now? No eye-deer Have you ever been water-skiing? nope What is the weather like? cold windy rain. it is winter after all. Are you going an vacation this summer and where? Spain if we have money. Anything else? Nope. dumb, but I'm not stupid." -- 1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life" -- 1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive" --1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said It's just a lil' too late cuz I'm bringing sexy back&as a matter of fact my chain DOES hang low so smack THAT! Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. A friend will help you move a body, a BEST friend will help you move the dead body of your ex boyfriend to a ditch on the side of the freeway! I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you a--hole! ~10 Ways To Act Like A Retard~ 1. Pull on a "push" door.2. Talk backwards 3. Say you're going to mow the cat and feed the lawn. 4. Say random things at random times... Oh look! Freddy the Polar Bear followed me home from the pizza store:P 5. When you hear your name say, Dumm Dumm DUMMM... 6. Go to an Itallion restaurant and ask for sushi. 7. Try to speak Japanese to a Spanish lady. 8. Try to pay with a credit card at McDonald's for a 1 thing. 9. Ask yourself a question and then answer it. 10. Run around with your eyes wide open yelling, "I'M A TREE STUMP!" ~~10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D: 1. Ask For Directions To A Place You're Already At.2. Try To Order Pizza From MacDonald's. 3. Get Hit By A Parked Car. 4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday. 5. Try To Sell Your Money. 6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano. 7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store. 8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose. 9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet. 10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant How To Install A Home Security System In The South: 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls, they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. --"Cooter" " TOP 5 REASONS WHY INSANITY IS AWESOME: 1. You're never alone. you can make up all the friends you want. 2. It's always easy to find someone to talk to. Inanimate objects are great listeners. 3. You don't need to try at all. People have low expectations of you. 4. You're never homeless. Insane asylums are warm and give you free food. 5. Fun times are easy to find. Pretend to be insane and see how many funny looks people give you on the street. 6. People are nicer when it's "not your fault, you're just crazy." 7. You can get away with anything just by pleading insanity. 8. Clothes aways fit. Straight jakets are one size fits all." - Reggithetubaman If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cant see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! SCREW YOU SCIENCTISTS SCUM! If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile. If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wirte Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight realted thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you havea folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. Crazy is when you havea conversation with someone about you being a pixie but want to be a vampire but cant because your vampire friend wont bite you because you will turn to dust, all of that after asking the cast of the play your in if you can bit them, while your all backstage waiting to go on.Crazy is yawning and stretching, then getting up and dancing and spinning until your tired again, crazy putting a halloween costume on in the middle of the year for no reason. crazy is going to the most expensive shop in the area and claiming that everything there must be bad quality, its so cheepworks best if the owner knows you ;)...if you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! if you have read this far, you deserve a cookie! starts-handing-out-hypothetical-cookies | |||||||||
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