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Author has written 14 stories for Invader Zim, Final Fantasy I-VI, Star Ocean, Pokémon, Jhonen Vasquez, Sam & Max, Inuyasha, Futurama, and Mario. Begin Transmission. Hello, my name is Matt Garner. I am an adult male humanoid currently residing on the planet Earth. I am a cartoonist and I urge you to visit my website to view my artwork. Also, I write fanfictions of various sorts primarily dealing in the genre of comedy. Thank you and have a good day. End Transmission. | |||||||
1. Super Mario Brothers » reviewsThe timeless tale of two eccentric plumbers from the Bronx lost in a madcap adventure to save a wild cartoon world full of moody princesses, evil twins, shrill voiced 'shroomites, and crazy koopas.Mario - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-23-072. Sins of the Brothers reviewsA one chapter satire of the 'Luigi's Revenge' brand of angst ridden Super Mario melodrama. ENJOY! [Completely clean, but rated PG for suggested violence against pastry products. Yes, I said 'violence against pastry products.']Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-21-07 - Luigi & Mario3. Past, Present, and Future Tension reviewsMayhem ensues when the Planet Express crew find themselves marooned in InuYasha's Fuedal Japan, thanks to the Professor's interdimensional waste disposal unit. However can they survive in a world full of deranged youkai and mania inducing Japanese liqour?Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-16-064. InuYasha Discovers Herbal Essences » reviewsWhen Kagome is sick of InuYasha smelling like a mangy dog, our favorite hanyou reluctantly washes his hair and is driven insane by... THE URGE! Can you believe I was cold sober when I wrote this?Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 6-9-03 - Inuyasha - Complete5. Pokémon Alpha: the true story! » reviewsThe TRUE story of Pokémon! Ash is schizophrenic! Everyone hates Tracey! Meowth has a really stupid name! Guest stars aplenty (such as the legendary Mr. T)! And no stupid self-inserts! (PG-13 for language and adult humor... just like a real animé!)Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 6-4-03 - Published: 8-28-026. Meanwhile » reviewsA hopefully clever and characteristic spoof of songfics, the concept of Dib & Tak romance, and Paradoxal Reality's 'Tracking Tak' in particular. [Spoiler: Don't expect Tak to like Dib very much!]Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-11-03 - Dib & Tak - Complete7. Sam & Max vs Johnny the Homicidal Maniac » reviewsThe name says it all, really: Everyone's favorite comic book Freelance Police are called in to take care of everyone's favorite comic book serial killer. [Rated PG for good, clean cartoony bloodless violence and comic book swear symbols.]Sam & Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 2-27-03 - Complete8. Please Help Me reviewsA decidedly more pleasant version of the Edgar story with a hopefully never before done ending idea. You guys is gonna' hate dis! And NO, it's not a slash!Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 2-26-03 - Johnny C. & Nail Bunny - Complete9. Going Sane In A Crazy World » reviews12 years in the future: Will Zim finally conquer Earth? Will Dib finally prove that Zim is an alien? Or will they both just get thrown in the crazy house? I vote crazy house. [IZ comedy with a little dash of JTHM and Squee crossover theory for flavor!]Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,968 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 12-12-02 - Published: 6-5-02 - Dib & Zim - Complete10. Claude the Jerk » reviewsThe sequel to 'Ashton's Not Gay', written by request. This time, poor Claude is the object of ridicule. [Rated PG for Bowman.]Star Ocean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 6-6-02 - Complete11. These Are the Cids I Know reviewsA li'l parody of the Kids in the Hall song 'These Are the Daves I Know'Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-5-0212. Ashton's Not Gay! » reviewsAshton discovers the unsettling trend in Star Ocean 2 fanfics of saying that he's gay. He then sets out to prove that he is, indeed heterosexual... and fails miserably. [Rated T for subject matter... and Bowman]Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 5-31-02 - Complete13. Gabbin' With Gau! » reviewsJoin Gau and Cait Sith as they host their own talk show, interviewing the heroes and villains of Final Fantasy and havoc ensues. [Rated T for language and adult humor. Don't blame me! It's my friend's fault!]Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,414 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-21-02 - Published: 3-28-02 - Complete14. Bestest Friend II » reviewsWhen Zim loses his memory in yet another fight, Dib fools him into thinking they're best of friends. Includes silly video montage and a special guest appearance by Keef his own self!Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 3-26-02 - Published: 3-25-02 - Dib & Zim - Complete
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