I am a girl and my birthday is June 12. My favorite super hero is Batman. The fact that he has no super powers is what makes him so great. My favorite books include the Twilight series, The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons, Deception Point, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (the book is way better than the movie), Bleed, The Blue is for Nightmares Collection, Twelfth Night, Or What You Will (Shakespeare), and A Series of Unfortunate Events. The best shows are cartoons, mostly Hanna-Barbera cartoons. Any music is good except for rap, heavy metal, and country...but some country is okay.

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Why do we park in a driveway, but driveway on a parkway?

In the game Rock, Papper, Scissors, how does paper beat rock? Wouldn't paper tear if it came in contact with rock?

Why does baby food smell disgusting? If I had to eat something that smelled I wouldn't eat it so how do they expect me to force it on someone else?

Why is sugar pronounced the way it is when there is no sh, it is only an s?

Why do water bottles have a nutrition facts list on them? There is nothing in water but hydrogen and oxygen.

'Balm' sounds a lot like 'bomb'. so if you cannot say 'bomb' in an airport or on a plane, does that mean you cannot say 'balm' either?

--I have other "Things to Ponder", I just don't remember them at the moment. ;)

If we were squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

Did it hurt?...When you fell down from Heaven

Someone call God and let him know he has lost an angel.

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

I would marry your cat just to get in the family.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!