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Author has written 24 stories for Titan A.E., Anastasia, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Gilmore Girls, Friends, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Misc. Movies, and Princess Bride. "Incredible. One of the worst performances of my career, and they never doubted it for a second." --Ferris Bueller Hey, everybody. A little info about me. I'm sixteen, I'm a big fan of sarcasm, and I LOVE purple, the arts, and all things movies/Matthew Broderick/John Cusack/Kevin Kline. (By the way, for those of you who didn't get the pen name, it's the name of the record store in Cusack's High Fidelity. If you caught it without help, I love you.) I consider myself a pretty good writer--my teachers since third grade practically swore I was a prodigy--and my style's a mix of...a lot of things. I make sure all of my fanfics are totally realistic to their original story. Nothing is out of character. If there's anything I HATE, it's dialogue like, "How are you, today?" "I am fine." "That is a good thing. Would you like a bagel?" Hello, universe. No one talks like that. When you write fanfiction, it can't be stiff and wooden. You have to adapt to the character. My Rob Gordon "All-Time Desert-Island Top-Five" (Fidelity reference again) favorite movies would have to be Glory, Titanic, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Anastasia, and the Producers, most of which I would never do a fic on because I am SO NOT WORTHY! But I do a lot for animated classics--not SOCIETY's cliched "classics" like Cinderella. I'm so not into weak heroines. (NOTE: This does not apply at Avalon, the site where I roleplay as Audrey Ramirez from Atlantis, Preed from Titan A.E, and Westley from The Princess Bride. EVERYBODY's awesome at Ava. XD ) I mean TRUE classics like Anastasia, the Lion King, Titan A. E. and the Road to El Dorado, so you'll probably be seeing a lot of that. Strong possibility of seeing some Gilmore Girls and Friends, too--both of which I'm over-the-moon obsessed with--and any other of my 47 billion movies I feel like putting my spin on. OTHER NOTE: MY ANASTASIA STORIES HAVE NOW BEEN MOVED TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED ANASTASIA SECTION. THANK YOU FF FOR PUTTING IT UNDER 'MOVIES' WHERE IT BELONGS!! I have an account on Deviantart.com under ChampionshipVinyl also, which will feature the OFFICIAL sketches of my self-created characters as well as some other art of my own. This account is my first priority, though. If you've read my stuff, please check out my page; I believe that it's really important to be able to picture the character. http://championshipvinyl.deviantart.com/ There are a lot of things I hate, and I could probably fill a page or two with them, but I'll narrow it down to ditziness, conformity, Hannah Montana/Jonas Dweebs/insert tween trend here, reality TV (except for Dancing With The Stars--go Derek Hough!), celery, bad drivers, rude people, spiders, country music, politics, and sitting in the front row at anything. I find in my interests that I have something of a "thing" for scoundrels, if you will. My favorite kinds of characters are guys with that cocky charisma; the kind who're usually up to no good even though you love 'em anyway. I'm talking the bona-fide scoundrels, like Han Solo, Dimitri, Ferris Bueller, Indy--including some of the less confident ones like Chandler Bing, Obi-Wan (prequels), Luke Danes, etc. Those are my guys. But that does not mean that I "like" any of them. Or anyone. (What's the point in "liking" a fictional character anyway?) No way. I'm not the "crushy" type by any means. To me, they're more like old familiar friends that I've never technically met. I'm just saying that those guys are where I usually find my best material, which is why you'll see a lot of stories central to them, their pasts, etc. I am going to say something right now that will seem extremely random, but I don't care, because so am I. This just needs to be said. I want John Cusack and Jeremy Piven back together. Now. Enough bickering, boys, please? Comedy needs you. And if anyone reading this agrees with me, raise your hand, mention it on your profile, drag John and Jeremy into the same room by their ears, I don't care!! Don't take sides, just let the war end. Here's a little-known fact about me: I am what I like to call a "content chicken." Basically, when you're like me, you spend most of your time on fictional characters. They become like good, familiar friends who don't usually answer you when you talk. Therefore, you would NOT want to read anything that kills them, dumbs them down, or causes you to picture them in...how shall I put this...objectionable situations. (There are just certain situations you DON'T want to think of a friend in.) I have litterally exited out of windows in a mild panic just to remove certain images from my mind. So what does my little problem have to do with you, the potential readers? It means that all my stuff will be clean. Not G-rated, Barney & Friends, censormania clean--it WILL be realistic, witty, and generally for the older readers--but clean. Content Chickens, rejoice. You now have a mature, non-preschool haven of fiction. Also, this is completely random (as am I), but I feel like I should mention my obsession with The Shins. Seriously. I'm probably listening to them right now. They're pop/rock/alternative, and James Mercer is a genius. If you're reading this and you like my writing, then trust me. Take this reccomendation. The Shins rock. (There, Shins, you owe me for the free advertising.) You should probably also know that I'm a complete Monty Python-worthy spaz. And that I have a little problem typing too much on reviews. (Could you tell?) Don't worry; the trait expires past comments, and the writing will be worth enduring my ever-offbeat self. Love wins. May the Force be with you. Insert third greeting here. I'll be writing. (\ _/) | |||||||
1. A Day In The LifeMOVIE: A HARD DAY'S NIGHT. It's a damp day in 1964, but that doesn't stop the fans from eagerly awaiting the arrival of their favorite Fab Four...and YES, I just used that phrase...XD Beatle fans, especially if you've seen AHDN, check it out! Oneshot.Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Published: 9-25-09 - Complete2. You Never Can Tell » reviewsWhat happens when the curtain comes down? Catch up with all your favorite characters, including some very important new ones, like the light of Stars Hollow, Rory Huntzberger's daughter... ;3 Rogan/JavaJunkie. Please read and review! Thanks!Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,469 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 9-5-09 - Published: 8-7-09 - Rory G. & Logan H.3. The Pirate Princess » reviewsThey all lived happily ever after - until a shocking twist of events sends 14-year-old Waverly on the adventure of her life! Funny, daring, takes cues from both the book AND the movie...fun for all Princess Bride fans! Please, read and review!Princess Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-23-09 - Published: 7-14-094. La Vie En Rose reviewsMovie: French Kiss. All right, my Kevin Kline obsession and my love for this movie have inspired a nice long oneshot for ya, so step right this way! ; A little humor, a little mischeif; what's not to love? R&R. And see the film.Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-17-09 - Complete5. Ferris Bueller's Day On reviewsMovie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off. We all saw what happens when the gang takes the day off, but what's it like when they actually GO to class? ; Just a quick oneshot; complete. Read & Review!Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-17-09 - Complete6. The Travelogues » reviewsAnya and Dimitri left Paris that night to travel the world..:D Takes place between '26-'37. Each chapter is a different oneshot in a different place! Much better explanation inside. May never be done 'cause I'll keep adding whenever. R&Anastasia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,434 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 4-10-09 - Published: 12-26-087. Journey To A Different Past » reviewsI really love this one, and it's going to be longer than your arm. It is 100% Dimitri, various ages, before during & after the film. I see this as what really would have happened. Chapters may move. R&R, I'm begging you! UPDATED!Anastasia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,118 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 3-25-09 - Published: 10-26-088. Indiana Jones And The Smartmouth Sidekick reviewsOneshot. Everyone's favorite whip-slashing archaeologist and everyone's favorite cute little annoying kid are back in this extremely brief comedy. Warning: if you don't read/review, chances of being locked in a dungeon for 1000 years go up 14%. XDIndiana Jones - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-18-09 - Complete9. The Best Laid Plans » reviewsSEQUEL TO "TAKING THE MONEY." Takes place the following day. This time, it's their son's turn to consider their lives in a whole new light.... Another dream, another alternate possibility.... Please read! Please review! Ya know ya wanna!Anastasia - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,462 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 3-17-09 - Published: 2-5-09 - Complete10. Taking The Money » reviewsA dream--not a story where the events actually happened. Anya and Dimitri's daughter Tasha goes to sleep, and we find out just what would have happened if he took the reward and she took the crown....See for yourself! Reviews, please.Anastasia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,137 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-25-09 - Published: 1-18-09 - Complete11. Force Of Habit reviewsOneshot. Takes place between Attack of the Clones--Revenge of the Sith. Obi-Wan and Anakin enter a duel with Count Dooku--or do they? Funny, typical Star Wars style, a little bit of everything. Any fan will like it! R&R, please.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-16-09 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete12. As 'Holly Jolly' As It Gets » reviewsI promised I'd do a Gilmore Girls Christmas special to go with my Anastasia one, so here it is. It's fun, hope you enjoy it, and it's not long, just a few chapters. Funny, post-season 7, L/L with Stars Hollow characters thrown in. Emily involved! ;DGilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-23-08 - Published: 12-21-08 - Lorelai G. & Luke D. - Complete13. Seem So Vast » reviewsNot the kind of thing I usually do, but I had to do it, and it'll turn out great. I hope. :D Takes place in 2008. Anya and Dimitri's great-granddaughter takes a journey to the past of her own.... Read & review please.Anastasia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 12-20-08 - Published: 12-9-08 - Complete14. Owned reviewsOneshot. This is a quick one; it's just a fun idea I had. Dimitri vs. Pooka. The love/hate relationship continues! XD Read & review.Anastasia - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-8-08 - Complete15. Williams Hardware » reviewsThis is my first Gilmore Girls story, and way overdue at that, so I hope it lives up to my expectations. And yours. Before Lorelai, before the diner, before his dad's death, here, at last, is the story of Luke Danes. PUH-LEEZE read and review!Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-7-08 - Published: 11-23-08 - Luke D.16. This Christmas » reviewsThis is TWO oneshots back-to-back. A holiday theme for the holiday season. My "Christmas special," if you will. Fluffy, funny, and good! Read and review, pleeze.Anastasia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-5-08 - Published: 12-4-08 - Complete17. It's A Bing Thing reviewsA oneshot central to my favorite Friend of all, Chandler Bing. I just wanted to do something quick and funny with the guys. Basically, Chandler makes excuses to get out of obligations, and for a reason. :D R&R. It's short: you've been warned. R.Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-3-08 - Chandler B. - Complete18. Licorice, Logic, & Lorelai reviewsComplete; oneshot. Who's to say that Lorelai's movie night with Luke in season 4 was the last one? In this story, it's L/L movie night round 2. Takes place about a week after the first time. Funny! R&R! &R! &R&R&R! &R&R! &R! R!Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-28-08 - Lorelai G. & Luke D. - Complete19. That Boy Is A Problem reviewsComplete; just a one-shot. In Paris, Rasputin finally realizes what's been getting in his way all along.... :D Bartok included, so expect the usual Bartok dialogue. R&R.Anastasia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-28-08 - Complete20. Somewhere Down This Road » reviewsIt's 1940, and 33-year-old Dimitri shocks everyone by deciding to join the war. How will everyone take it, and who will he meet? This one's been an idea of mine for a long time. PLEASE R&R!Anastasia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,217 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 11-26-08 - Published: 11-6-08 - Complete21. A Typical Day In Bel Air reviewsUncle Phil's POV as he survives another day with Will. Just a short oneshot. Please, R&R! You have my guarantee that if you don't like it, Carlton will have to give back his sweaters.Fresh Prince of Bel Air - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-1-08 - Complete22. Trusting You » reviewsThree years after the film, an old friend of Dimitri's returns to throw a wrench into his future. Will he take it sitting down? Not likely. Tee hee hee. Read and Review, pplleeaassee! This is one of my favorites, so make it one of yoursAnastasia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-29-08 - Complete23. Signed, Sealed, Delivered » reviewsI always say I hate mushy stuff, and then I go and write THIS. Oh, well. This is a supremely fluffy one in which Dimitri tries to get home in time for Anya's 21st birthday. Mind you, I said FLUFFY, not STUPID. Dialogue is good.Anastasia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-26-08 - Complete24. Drifter » reviewsThis is a oneshot that takes place when Akima's 13, and is basically just a story of Akima becoming Akima. I wanted the whole unusual hair thing to be sort of an act of rebellion, so see what you think. I need readers and reviewers , please!Titan A.E. - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-26-08 - Complete
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