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| Stepping on Leprechauns |
Author has written 6 stories for Warriors, Twilight, Harvest Moon, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and Ouran High School Host Club. Hi! I am Stepping on leprechauns, from the Boom Boom Pow song. It was a joke with my friends. I deleted all the ridiculous stuff about all my names and books and whatnot. When I put my profile on Word to work on it, it was 99 pages in font size 9. Now it’s only 83 pages. Hah. My favorite books are the Hunger Games (like, obsessively) but there are a lot of books that I love. There’s also a lot of anime and manga that I love, my favorites of those being Vampire Knight, Ouran High School Host Club, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood and Anima (of which I am now the proud owner of the entire series!) So if you have to call me something, use Em, or Emma. I have a ridicuolosly long profile. You can skip to the end of my profile if you want. At the end of my profile you can read a short snippet about all of my stories, then you can read my stories. Just read the next thing I put on this cause then you know about me. To all my readers: I won't be updating my stories a lot because I'm really busy. My profile is a mixture of really funny stuff, really sentimental stuff and just stuff that describes me. This may be painful. xx. HERE ARE SOME OF MY PERSONAL VIEWS An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well aimed. I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous. I ran with scissors- and lived! Slinkyescaltor= endless fun! He who laughs last thinks slowest. When everything is coming your way it means you're in the wrong lane. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em. Two wrongs won't make a right, but three rights will make a left. One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Embrace the inner rebel- don't sit up straight. I don't obsess! I think intensely! Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. Join the dark side. We have cookies! I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep I'm not insensitive, I just don't care Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over. A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught. Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid? I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives. Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS! There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't. History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide. I ran with scissors - and lived! Slinky Escalator = Endless fun! Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling? Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: I'm too old for glow in the dark stickers Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. He who laughs last thinks slowest. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. I see regular people! Run for your lives! Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary. If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. You say physco like it's a bad thing... When it rains on my parade, I bust out my slip n’ slide. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes. In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop. I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned. When life hands you lemons, throw something harder back. That which does not kill me…should run. FAST. Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run. He HATES that. I hear voices in my head. But that’s alright. Most of them are pretty nice. The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader. It’s you and me against the world. We attack at dawn. I run with scissors….it makes me feel dangerous. Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies. Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach ‘em how to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks! I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it. Some people are only alive because it’s illegal to kill them. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me. Never argue with an idiot. They’ll just drag you down and beat you with experience. 10% sugar, 10% spice, 80% bitch so you better be nice. Those stupid kids should just give that loopy rabbit some Trix already! Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend. I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. I like you. When I rule the world, you death shall be quick and painless. Some see the glass half empty, some see it half full. Me? I just want to know who’s been drinking my soda! Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! You think I’m a loser. But I’m the most awesome loser you’ve ever met! If you have an open mind why don’t your brains fall out? Of course I’m out of mind! It’s dark and scary in there! If I’m out of my right mind, my left one is gonna be pretty crowded. If aliens are looking for INTELLIGENT life why are you worried? I’m an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight. If at first you don’t succeed- skydiving isn’t for you. Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door. The person who smiles when something goes wrong has found someone to blame it on. Normal people scare me….but not as much as I scare them. Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! If two wrongs do not make a right, try three. There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it is usually an oncoming train. Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever you keep talking. Why be difficult when with a little effort you can be impossible? Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. Everyone has a wild side; I just prefer to make mine public. What is this “normal” you speak of? Stay away I don’t want to catch your “normal”! Pssh. Normal is just a setting on the washing machine. I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you’re up to. Always take the time to smell the roses but remember sooner or later you’re gonna inhale a bee. I believe no problem is so large or difficult that it can’t be blamed on someone else I never repeat myself, so pay close attention the first time, because I never repeat myself. I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode. When all else fails bring out the duct tape. Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon! I’m not so good with advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment? I don’t lie. I create fiction with my mouth. We’re best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge….I’ll pick out the funereal arrangements. The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don’t let it find me. There’s nothing better than a good friend except a good friend with chocolate! Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out. I am who I am. I do not seek your approval. Between two evils, I always try to pick the one I’ve never tried. Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun I’m not saying you’re stupid I’m just implying it. I’m bored…run for your sanity. Never do anything you don’t want to explain to the cops or paramedics. The more I think about it, the more I’m sure I’ve lost my mind. But crazy people don’t know they’re crazy so I guess I’m okay. But thinking I’m okay because I think I’m crazy is saying I don’t think I’m crazy so I may be crazy. Who cares about hugs? I’m going to tackle you when I see you! Life is life a corndog. I just haven’t figured out why yet. When life hands you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how. When life gives you lemons, squirt it in life’s eye and see how much life likes lemons then. Don’t walk in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls or off the occasional cliff. I am secretly trying to become a ninja it is not working 8 Things I Hate About Everyone: 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. IDIOTIC LAZY FREAKS! 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? (YUMMY! CAKE! lol.) 4 When people say "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid 12 dollars to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7 When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY (This is soooooo true!!) 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. (Reason I joined) Dude, we have a friggin bunny as our symbol. How rad is that? Those goody two-shoe protagonists just have cats and Ikutos... xx. RULES: (for iPod shuffle thing) 1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle. 1.What would you say about your boyfriend? 2.What is the first thing you say in the morning? So Long, Farewell (Um, shouldn’t I say that in the night?) 3. Your teacher is ... 4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard? 5. If you ever got a tattoo what would it say? 6. How would you describe your next door neighbors? 7. What would your Best Friend say about you? 8. How do you feel right now? 9. What's on your bedside table right now? Dead Wrong (eh?) 10. What did you do when you woke up this morning? 11. When you open your wardobe you see... 12. What did you say after you last attended a concert? 13. If you had to write a fanfic write now, what would it be called? 14. A song you would sing at your school's talent show? 15. Your life's theme song? 16. How would you describe what you are doing this moment? 17. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be? 18.Your motto is.. 19. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy... 20. What did you dream about tonight? IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? E.V.I.L. B.O.Y.S (I hate men.) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK Of YOU? Part of Your World (What?! I’m not an alien!! Look, a UFO! *runs away*) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? WHAT IS 2 2? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Strawberry Fields Forever (yum. Strawberries.) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? I don’t Know How to Love Him (So When I grow up, I’m going to figure out how to love him?) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Poker Face (...please don't...) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it. I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it. I'm that girl who is smiles but is hurting inside. I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right. I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark. I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark. I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights. But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night. Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong. But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong. I think of that weight that just hangs above me, Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly. I don't fight it, I don't struggle, I just hold it up. The force on my shoulders, I'm begging it to stop. But I just hold it together, And keep the smile on my face. Just hoping that one day, Someone can take my place. Help me take that burden off her shoulders, XX Alternate Names: 2.YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Red Moose (...) 3.YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Max ... (I have no street name) 4.YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Hanemulz (grr) 5.YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Red Root Beer (Defender of justice everywhere!) 6.YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Mnalvge (I don't think that's a name even in Arabia...) 7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Marianne (pretty) 8.YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Salt (dude, that actually sounds cool) 9.YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Pear Giant Mutant Chickens Taking Over the World (...no comment...) 10.YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Red Peg Leg (Awesome!) xx. List your twelve favorite Hunger games Characters in no particular order: 1. Prim 2.Rue 3. Gale 4. Thresh 5.Foxface 6. Avox Girl 7. Effie 8. Mags 9. Glitter 10. Haymitch 11. Katniss 12.Cinna 1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? Avox Girl/Katniss ... 2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? A little…I mean, strong and silent… 3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? Cinna and MAGS!!!!! Oh my god…. 4) Do you recall any fics about nine? Not particularly 5) Would two and six make a good couple? Rue and Avox girl…not really. A little creepy. 6) Five/Nine or five/ten? Foxface/Haymitch or Foxface/Glitter…either would be equally odd and incredibly unlikely 7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex? Effie would be epically disturbed at that disruption of etiquette. Cinna would be embarrassed and worried his reputation would be ruined. Rue would run away. 8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic. After Katniss and Peeta died in the Hunger Games (making that bit up) Gale spent a lot of time comforting Haymitch, who had gotten attached to the two. One day, they looked into each others eyes and realized there was true love between them. 9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff? Nope, Prim/Mags fluff just don’t exist. 10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic Preparing Death 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one? Thresh escapes the districts before the Reaping and finds himself seeking refuge in District Twelve. After Katniss is gone, her mother becomes all reclusive and whatnot. Thresh finds little starving Prim and is attracted to her innocent beauty. Thus, overcome with emotion, he proceeds to de-flower her. 12) Does anyone on your friends list read three? Probs. 13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven? No. 14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five? Um, probs. 15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? MMM…TASTES LIKE LIQUOR!!! 16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use? I Knew an Old Lady who Swallowed a Fly 17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: This is totally Creepy. 18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two? We’ve both lost your sister. I know how you feel. Want to get together? On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: What High School Musical has Taught Us (Or at least the ones who actually pay attention...) 1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number. 2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends. 3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss. 4. Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song. 5. Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you. 6. School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer. 7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot. 8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board. 9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed! 10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer. 11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly! 12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly! 13. It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events. 14. The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation 15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop. 16. Even though its the last day of school, its okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer. 17. If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge. 18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it. 19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris. 20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the hell?'. 21. You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend. 22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests. 23. 'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context. 24. One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area. 25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'backstabber' 26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous... 27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club. 28. Iced tea from England is blue 29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. -gags- Gah, my god, Rowsely... 30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way 31 .When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down. 32. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go. 33. It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials. 34. If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs. 35. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff. 36. Don't change your friends, change your dreams. 37. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem. 38. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills 39. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely. 40.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens, of course Things you really shouldn’t say: What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? That shirt makes you look fat. If I throw a stick, will you leave? Gosh, why don’t you kill me already and put me out of my misery? I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. No, that does not look good on you. Advice: Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. Stay away from prunes. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. (This is true. My mom has tried to dustbust our cats. They're very fluffy. oh Gosh. I just heard her say, "I bet the vacuum wold work bettter...) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. Never try to baptize a cat. (They don't like being bathed either...) You can't actually draw on a fluffy cat with blue pen. xx. I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT, So why bother? Ways to annoy people: Sing the Batman theme incessantly. Ask people what gender they are. Practice making fax and modem noises. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..." If you have a glass, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Speak only in a "robot" voice. Blow your nose when some one is eating. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "eat away your food " ! Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. Name your dog "Dog." Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace." Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person." Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." Drum on every available surface. Staple papers in the middle of the page. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. Set alarms for random times. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. only type in lowercase. dont use any punctuation either Repeat everything someone says, as a question. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination. Chew on pens that you've borrowed. Wear a LOT of cologne. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles." Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture." Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. Never make eye contact. Never break eye contact. Make appointments for the 31st of September. Invite lots of people to other people's parties Funny Quotes!! It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes. "Never hire a colorblind electrician." "If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it." "A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking." "Maybe this world is another planet's hell." "Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug." "I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib." "Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it." "After all is said and done a heck of a lot more is said than done." "At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote." "Happiness is your dentist telling you “it won't hurt a bit,” and then he catches his hand in the drill." "The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future." Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore. "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive Everybody is somebody else's weirdo Live dangerous…Run with scissors. I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying Love is like snot. You keep picking at it until you get to it, then you wonder what to do with it. Yea, I'm a loser...but I'm the coolest loser you'll EVER meet. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I see regular people! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls. Smile... it confuses people. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE. I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. Slinky Escalator = Endless fun Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it." Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo I can resist anything but temptation. The best place to hide is in plain sight. Guys aren't worth your tears. I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away. I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless. If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth. "Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong..but you know what I mean." -Paul, Shes the Man Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. "Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork." Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?! So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun. Music is my boyfriend. Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that We'll just dope you up and send you off to ballet! Annoying things to do in an elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." Things You Don't Want To Hear During a Surgery - Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? - Hand me that... uh... whatever it's called ! - Oh no! I just lost my watch. - "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness" - Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog! - Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. - Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before? - There go the lights again... - Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em. - Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! - Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off. - What's this doing here? - I hate it when they're missing stuff in here. - That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?! - Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. -You sure it wasn't this leg? - OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. - Are his relatives waiting outside? - Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? - Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. - What do you mean, "You want a divorce"! - FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out! - This scissor looks rusted. - Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing! - Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance? - Now from where did this spider come in from. REMEMBER WHEN REMEMBER WHEN .. Put this in your profile if you wish you were still 5 If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a slow runner...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that only losers hate copy this into your profile. When someone tells you to act your age, yell at the top of your lungs "I AM!" While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?" Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie doll. She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face. (Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn! Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone. It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face. When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand the apples you asked for I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I? Stressed is Desserts backwards :) You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? Where's the good in goodbye? My door is always open, so feel free to leave. If it wasn't for electricity, we would all be watching TV by candle light. A balanced diet is a piece of chocolate in each hand. A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? I am the ruler of the earth and should be addressed as such. (How come nobody ever does?) Everyone knows that the chicken came before the egg. Because otherwise, the egg would have nothing to warm it. If you didnt think of this before, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are dead, copy/paste this onto your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you trip on a blade of grass and fall flat on your face and get back up again, only to trip on the same blade of grass again and laugh your head off. Crazy is when you spend an entire day pretending to be a cat and not saying a single word in human. Crazy is when you are obsessed with either chickens or chickens taking over the world! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you hear the voice of Jasper in your head, put this onto your profile. If you think swearing is bad, paste this on your profile. (But I do it anyway.) When you say Forks, I say Volterra. If you wanna "La Push" Sam Uley off a cliff holding a baby vampire-with the Volturi at the bottom, copy and paste this on your profile. TEAMS I AM ON: Team Ian (the host) Team Taylor L. (movie!) Team Zero (Vampire Knight) Team Kyoya (Ouran High School Host Club) Copy/paste this onto your profile if you think that all 7 of Ferncloud's kids were mistakes and that she needs to stop All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. (sob...) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn that was fun."(That's so me and my best friend. 'Course my other less crazy best friend would be the one bailing me out 'cause she would do anything for me, but wouldn't break the law for fun. I think...) Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile (Maybe because I walk into walls. and then say 'sorry, I'm mentally insane!' and then walk into another wall 'cause I wasn't looking where I was going...) If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have 5 bazillion things on your profile and many of them conflict, copy and paste this onto your profile, then write something conflicting underneath. I like mooses, though I hate animals that live in cold weather or have antlers ;) If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile. if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. Warriors Quotes "Well, I'm more lopsided than a one-legged badger," mewed Graypaw, breaking off from his careful stalking to stagger comically across the clearing. "I think I'll have to settle for hunting stupid mice. They won't stand a chance. I shall just wander up to them and sit on them till they surrender." "You idiot!" she spat, flattening her ears. "What are you doing in my territory?" "Haven't you noticed?" Fireheart watched as Cloudtail turned her away from the terrible sight and covered the injured side of her face with slow, gentle licks. "You're still beautiful to me" he told her. "You always will be" "Join you?" Bramblepaw growled. He paused, swallowing as he fought to control his anger. When he spoke again his words rang out clearly so that every cat in the clearing could hear him. "Join you?" he repeated. "After everything you've done? I'd rather die!" "Can I trust you?" Firestar blurted out suddenly. The young cat didn't rush to defend himself Instead Bramblepaw held him with that serious gaze for a moment more. "Honestly!" she exclaimed as she spat out the last of them and shot an exasperated glance at Brambleclaw. "Do you toms do anything but argue?" "I've changed my mind," Squirrelpaw announced as Brambleclaw squeezed his way along the ledge. "I don't want to be a squirrel anymore. I'd rather be a bird!" "I would like to choose my own warrior name. If it is alright, I wish to be known as Crowfeather." Crowpaw spoke so quietly, his voice was almost lost in the pounding water. "I wish to keep alive the memory of... of the cat who did not return from the first journey." "Oh, Brambleclaw," she breathed. "My heart is with ThunderClan; don't you know that?" She lightly brushed her tail along his flank. "My heart is with you." "Don't you know how I feel about you? And how much I hate myself for feeling that way about another cat so soon after Feathertail's death? I loved her, I really did! How can I love you too?" "No one cat can make this choice for you," Spottedleaf replied, letting the tip of her tail brush against Leafpool's shoulder. "Deep inside, you know you know what is right, and you must follow your heart." "Pity,"Lionpaw commented as the WindClan apprentice caught up to him"I was looking forward to seeing you bounce all the way to the bottom of the mountain" If you hate Ashfur with all your heart copy and paste this into your profile. (die Ashfur) If you think Daisy should burn in HellClan, put this in your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Rainstorm. Whitelily, Darkstorm Mistystar's Legacy, Gingerstar14, Appleheart, Flamesong If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore copy, paste this into your profile. If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool, copy this into your profile. If you think rock paper scissors solves everything, copy this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, and the internet, pink with purple polka dots, copy this to your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. 98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo dipstick, copy and paste this in your profile If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone) 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (.• (.•pass this ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer. If you believe that if Jo Jonas said breathing wasn't cool, 95 of teenage girls would be dead and you'd be laughing maniacally, copy and paste this onto to your profile If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because the in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves anime, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, Number-1-JASPER-fangirl, Stepping on Leprechauns If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (Older sisters... Mwahaha!!) If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I'm not dead yet! Life is goooood!) 98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...Put this in your profile if you like bagels. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, P L E A S E copy and paste this into your profile. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile. (Tihs is soo aamizng, dno't you arege?!) This is about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile Her name was Aurora Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg She grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom sudddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad STOP CHILD ABUSE! xx. My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. xx. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbine students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry(I Did) Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" 5 Truths of Life. 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it 3. The first truth is a lie 4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!) 5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile. Oh well… I already knew I was an Idiot .! 5 More Truths of life: 1. You can kiss your elbow 2. You are now thinking you are not falling for that one again 3. You think you're so smart 4. The fact is that that is a lie 5. You are now trying to kiss your elbow WWWWWWW AAAAAAAAA RRRRRR IIIIII OOO RR S R OO CCC KKKKK -for those who agree, copy and paste this into your profile. Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes. (Stolen from Stardawn, who stole it from hopelily, who stole it from refloc, who stole it from Earthborne, ) According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless. Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile I want to be known as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken. And the one who could always brighten up your day, even if she couldn't brighten her own copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree Wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile If you laugh at the stupidest things, copy this and paste it onto your profile. If your siblings are totally annoying and you can't stand them, but you love them anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. If you laughed out loud in class and got in trouble in class, copy and paste this into your profile Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile, If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., cop, paste this onto your profile If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you think Bluestar is a few fries short of a Happy Meal, copy and paste this into your profile. Crazy? I was crazy once! I would sing stupid songs at school, then read books on how to read! But then I died, and people put daisies on my grave, and one is bending down and tickling me on my nose, so I'm giggling and everyone is scared of me because I'm dead and I'm not supposed to be giggling so no more daisies! I know, I'm crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! Copy and paste this into your profile if this applies to you, and you know it does If you think that if Fred died, then George should have died because the Weasley twins should never be split up, copy and paste this into your profile. If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile. If you cried when Dobby died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (And yet I lose my arguments with myself all the time...) Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!(many times many times) If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile! If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you loved Leafpool and Squirrelflight in the second series, but now hate them both, copy and paste this into your profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.(both) My friend dropped something and when I went to get it and ran right into her, accidently shoving them into a wall and making them angry at me We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile. If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. ()() I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. (I do this all the time...) SMILE, IT CONFUSES PEOPLE. You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. (That's life. Deal.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother f*er upside the head . Pass it on... Boys... ...are dumb, throw rocks at them. I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again. Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile (Ohhhhhhhhh yeah!) If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.- If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile. If you agree that Daisy doesn't belong with the clans, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Firestar is WAYYYY to perfect and should just stop acting so great and awesome, copy and paste this into your profile. If you were totally amazed to discover that Rowanclaw is Tawnypelt's mate, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think blueberry pie is good for you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate Squirrelflight and Leafpool in the 3rd series, but not in the second, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Millie (from Warriors) sucks, and are mad at Erin Hunter for killing Silverstream, copy and paste this into your profile(I loved Silverstream!) If you hate Leafpool for causing Cinderpelts death, copy and past this in your profile. If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there is noooo way paper can beat rock! Is paper supposed to magically wrap it's self around the rock and leave it immobile? If so why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't there pieces of paper constantly suffocating people as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, cause paper can't beat anything! a rock would tear that crap in seconds. When i play rock/paper/scissors i always pick rock. Then when some claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face and say "Oh sorry I thought paper would protect you!!" Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Freind: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they’re after me in the first place Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies) If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile. My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. Answer these questions, NO CHEATING!! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Done with that? Here are the answers: 1. You are in love with this person. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. Sad: I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (a lot of people I know should be run over by a bus...) Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or if two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better good time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. 15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" (') This, over here, is my amazing candle. I am lighting it to commerate the deaths of those 32 lives that were lost at Virginia Tech. (') my candle for all of those lost from 9/11 CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile If you think Jaypaw is more grumpy than the elders some days, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. (What if I've done all of them...?) If you are a klutz like me, copy and past this into your profile. If you think that any cartoon characters that are trying to steal cereal should just go to the freaking grocery store and buy some themselves copy this into your profile! If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile. If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile ALL WARRIORS FANS READ THIS! NO EVERYONE READ THIS! 10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.(one again, many, many times...does that mean anything?) If you have misspelled your name more than once in the past week, copy and past this onto your profile. If you've searched google for the weirdest things, copy and paste this on your profile if you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile If you've actually found you’re name on google, copy and paste this on your profile If you found yourself staring at a picture of the power of three, and think 'If these are supposed to be squirrelflights and Brambleclaw's kits, why the HECK are jaypaw and hollypaw black and grey?' copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're crossing you're fingers Firestar will DIE soon, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Nightcloud is blackmailing Crowfeather to be her mate (thinking its the only logical reason) copy and paste this on your profile ECLIPSE SPOLER!: If when you found out the power of three were not squirrelflights kits, you did NOT gasp, just shouted I KNEW IT! THEY'RE LEAFPOOL AND CROWFEATHER's copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever choked on you're spit, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think Thunderclan is too goody goody and should be independent, and hate them for that, copy and paste this onto your profile If you wonder why Thunderclan has never made an attack to another clans territory over the past three series (which is how many moons?) copy and paste this onto your profile If you say at random moments 'I like cake!'/cookies/brownies/etc. copy and paste this onto your profile. If you don't, try it. Its fun and makes people laugh. If you believe guys should be able to sing/like songs sung by girls without being called gay, since girls can for guy's songs, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. If you believe Firestar is Mr. Purrfect and should go back to his pre-Firestar ways, copy and paste this into your profile If you love cats, then you must hate dogs. If you love dogs, then you must hate cats. If you wonder why people think this, copy and pasted this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this into your profile. My thoughts: Always be literal: When someone says "no buts", say "But i need my butt to digest" When someone asks you if they've seen someone say yes. after long awkward pause, when they ask where is this person, say "i don't know" . watch them get angry and confused. Annoy teachers. Its fun. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you ever have the urge to poke or bite someone, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. (Both of us are insane!) If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile. If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you like reddywhip and would eat a whole can of it at once if allowed, copy and past this onto your profile. If you love funky stuff (Like big brightly-colored plastic bangles or lamps with a lampshade that has a candy print on it), copy and paste this onto your profile If you always expect people to applaud when you walk into a room and yell, "I am here!!" and nobody ever does, copy and paste this into your profile. (so true...) If you are a NevillexLuna shipper and still love it even after JK Rowling said it would never happen, copy this into your profile Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile My Mother Taught Me… 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. Take time and read each sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of ever line / l coy Howlingsky's cat Your Weakness: chickens Your Fears: facing my fears (wait, does that make sense?) Your Perfect Pizza: artichockes and olives (that sounds gross but is heaven to taste) Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Take over the world. Thoughts First Waking Up: …I don’t think when I wake up. Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes Your Bedtime: 10:00 McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate Do you Smoke: No (hides cigarette) Will you Smoke: Of course, someday I will, 'cause i've always wanted to have black lungs and die an early death. Do you Swear: not really...@(&)! Do you Sing: I like to, but I don’t do it well. Do you Shower Daily: Yep! Do you behave yourself: ONLY in front of the people that really count. You don't know what goes on in my head. Mwahaha Do you get Motion Sickness: no Do you think you are Attractive: That depends, do people like crazy, wierd people? Are you a Health Freak: no Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes Do you like Thunderstorms: depends Do you play an Instrument: cello rocks!! In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I’ve only tasted alcohol once, with my parents permission at New Years, and I’m proud of it! In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No, actually. That surprises me. In the past month have you eaten Sushi: sushi=grossness In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Sure because you know, I live right next to a pool/ocean (psh yeah right!) What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An Author. What country would you most like to Visit: Japan Number of CDs I own: I'm too lazy to get up and walk upstairs to my room so i can count them. anyway, I have an iPod. Fave Food: artichokes Fave Music: Reliant K, Three Days Grace, etc. What do your feet smell like? I've been told they smell like cheese What does your hair smell like? I've been told it smells good but i think it just smells like hair... Can you clap with your feet? Yep! Have you seen purple cows? Of course, they live in the field of blue hamburger plants while dancing the macorana. haven't you seen them? If you have had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like? I will never try this 'cause i like my house just the way it is and i'm a tad dangerous while on sugar highs... When you think of the words "George Bush", what comes to your mind? Global warming R A N D O M. 1. Which shoe goes on first? 2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone? Do ballet slippers count? 3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? 4. Have you ever eaten Spam? 5. Favorite ice cream? 6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? 7. Do you cook? 8. Current mood? tired IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU. 1. kissed some one? 2. Sang? I’m singing at this very moment 3. Been hugged: 4. Felt stupid: maybe (walks into wall) 6. Danced Crazy? 7. Gotten your hair cut? 8. Cried: 9. been kissed: . S T U F F . 1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? 2. Do you have a Dog? nope 3. Do you have a cat? two 4. The last time you've been sledding? In the middle of summer of course! 5. Do you consider yourself creative? yeah 6. Do you have any friends on FF.net? I guess I'm just a recluse. T7. Do you know anybody in real life from FF.net recluse, remember?! 8. Where are you? floating in the middle of the ocean on an orange floaty raft waiting to be rescued (i've been like this for 3 days) 9. Look up, then look back, what do you see? the computer 10. What are you listening to right now? Relient K 11. Last thing you ate? food 12. Last thing you thought? food 13. You have a million dollars what do you do? Buy the bank's money duh! 14. What are you eating/drinking right now? Ah! That air taste good don't it? W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R? 1. Pierce your nose or tongue? 2. Be serious or be funny? 3. Drink whole or skim milk?: 4. Die in a fire or drown? 5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? enemies-I get to beat them up :D D O . Y O U . P R E F E R. 1. Sun or moon?: 2. Left or right? up 3. Ten acquaintances or five best friends?: 4. Sunny or rain: 5. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? A B O U T . Y O U. 1. What time is it?: 2. What is your name? 3. What do you want to do? 4. Where do you wanna live? 5. How many kids do you want? 6. Do you want to get married? 7. have you ever done drugs? 8. what do you like on your pizza? 9. Can you cross your eyes? 10. Do you make your bed daily? What is the wackiest thing on earth? QUICK! THINK OF A NUMBER!! What pisses you off? Favorite thing to do? Name one funny thing that happened to a teacher. How many male friends do you have? Do you want a boyfriend? LOOK! A DOG ON A UNICYCLE! Who are your favorite horror movie characters? What is twisted? Do you believe in magic? How many books have you read? What gives you nightmares? What is the weirdest dream you ever had? Name: Em Age: 16 Fave. Color: red/pink/lavender (no im not a girly-girl!) My Fave. Warrior pairs: FirexSand(sooooo sweet) CrowxFeather(Crow has bad luck with falling in love with cats out of clan) SquirrlexBramble (Always lurrved it) TigerxGolden (I like their kits) LionxHeather (its SO cute!) SilverxGrey (I hate Millie) Warriors pairs I hate: CrowxLeaf (Can you say illegal?) CrowxNight (blah) FirexSpotted(one word: ILLEAGAL!) TigerxSasha (Hate the pair and the kits) SquirrlexAsh (He’s insane!!) CloudxDaisy (Blah Blah Blah) Fave Warriors Peoples: MY FAVE CAT IS: CINDERHEART AS AN APPRENTICE!! YEAH!! Feathertail Brambleclaw(good as a deputy but helpless with women. soooocute. Good thing SquirrelFlight liked him alot!) Heatherpaw! Squirrlpaw! Tigerclaw(cunning, tricky, evil, awesome!!) Spottedleaf! Tawnypelt! Worst Warriors Peoples: Jaypaw (an annoying furball) Leafpool (cruel and pathetic) Squirrelflight (only like her as apprentice, so helpless older) Onepaw (be nice to Firestar... he saved ur life multiipule times!) Hawkfrost (evil and he's an idiot!) Mothwing (annoyingly helpless. Believe in StarClan u bum!) Fave Twilight pairings: BellaxJacob JasperxAlice EmmetxRose CarlislexEsme QuilxClaire Least fave Twilgiht pairings: EdwardxTayna (wat the heck is this?) VictoriaxJames (dont like the peoples) IrinaxLaurent (both idiots and caused trouble) Fave twilight people (in order) Emmett Alice Jasper Jacob Bella Kate Benjamin Zafrinia (sorry if sp? wrong) Rose Esme Carlisle Charlie (I love his cluelessness) Least fave Twilight people: Ren'ee James Victioria Laurent Tayna Irina Aro Marcus Type your name with your knuckles: (this will be fun:) stepkimng ln le;rechaukns Type ur name with your nose: steping oon nleprechauns Type ur name with your feet:sztewpping opn leprechauns (I narrowly avoided death from my sisters/mother by doing this aalone...) Type your name w/ a pen w/o looking: stekkhbc jb jdjdauns . Type your name w/ your cell phone w/o looking: srekkjbv jb ncmcc DORMITORY: PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE : SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: 1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Why the heck would i have a globe?? 2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? Smile. 3. What can you hear right now? My iPod 4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. Me: Hi Natalie! What's new in life! Natalie(my sister):What? That was random. Me: Is that it? Natalie:(stays silent, then starts humming "Do believe in magic?") 5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on? House Hunters 6. Type your name with your elbow. Sxxtgeppinmg ok n lkdeplrfedchaunsxd 7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer? Nothing important 8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? My Towel 9. If you could be anybody from Warriors who would you be? Brackenfur! 10. Now underline the third letter of each question and put it below yiiHuxtTa a magical elfin world or something. More Awesome Random Quotes (But less are funny and some are sweet) Sometimes when I say 'oh, I'm fine' I want someone to look me in the eyes and say 'tell the truth' You asked what was wrong and I said NOTHING but then I turned around and whispered EVERYTHING Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about learing to dance in the rain Teddy bears don't hug back but sometimes they are all you got True friends are hard to find, Harder to leave, and Impossible to forget It's hard to wait around for something you know might never happen, but it's harder to give up, especially if it's all you ever wanted I don't miss you, I miss the person I thought you were Best Friends are about killing each other over a bag of chips, and then when it's all over not saying sorry but saying "Ha Ha loser. 22=6, I rock at math People are like Slinkies, basically useless but so much fun to watch fall down the stairs Me and my friends are so cool, we get high off of scratch and sniff stickers! Im going to smile like nothings wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's all a dream, and pretend it's not hurting me Anyone can make you smile, Many people can make you cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes. It hurts so much to love you the way I do, and then look at you and see how much you don't care... I only use my computer on days that end in "Y" Hug a Tree. They have less issues than people. People will believe anything if you whisper it… If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. "When other little God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE." "Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing." “You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown Think of love as a card game: Laugh when you can, Apologize when you should, and let go of what you cannot change. Kiss slowly, Play hard, Forgive quickly. Take chances give everything, and have no regrets because life is to short to be anything but Happy! “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown “He who laughs last didn't get it.” - Unknown “When there's a will, I want to be in it.” - Unknown "Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!"-Calvin and Hobbes "Love your enemies! It really pisses them off" "A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." Herm Albright "Dance my little puppets, Dance!" - God "Trying is the first step toward failure" - Unknown friends are God's way of apologizing for family this is your life and it's ending one minute at a time Please leave your name and number, and after I've doctored the tape, your message will implicate you in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the FBI. We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves. Lynn Hall You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one. Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure. Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you its yours, if it doesn't, it never was. -Unknown Live for today because yesterday is over & tomorrow may never come. -Unknown When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. -Unknown Be what you want to be, not what others want to see. -Unknown People said I've changed so much. Well here's the honest truth...I grew up. I stopped letting people push me around. I learned that you can't always be happy. I accepted reality. -Unknown I wrote your name in the sand, Death is not the greatest loss in life, the greatest loss is what we lose while we live.-Unknown When there's something you want, fight for it. Don't give up-no matter how hopeless it seems, even when you've lost hope, because years from now you're gonna look back and wish you'd gave it one more shot. Because the best things in life don't come easy. -Unknown I won't mess with your head or play with your heart, because I'm a real girl, and I finish what I start. -Unknown Drunken words are sober thoughts. -Unknown Don't walk into my life, if you're just gonna walk out. Don't a say you love me if its not without a doubt. Don't say its the truth if its all a lie. Don't say hello, if you're gonna turn around and say goodbye. -Unknown TACT IS FOR PEOPLE NOT WITTY ENOUGH TO BE SARCASTIC. To the world you might be one person. But to one person you might be the world. "Im so in love with him and he doesn't even have a clue." "The heart is not a play thing. The heart is not a toy. But if you want it broken just give it to a boy." How do you lose a woman? you forget to cherish her And these children that you spit on as they try to change their worlds are immune to you consultations. They’re quite aware of what there going through…” I'm not afraid of happy endings I'm afraid my life won't work that way Im a little tea pot short and stout. Here is my handle here is my... well i'll be damned i'm a sugar bowl Boy: why do you wear a bra if you cant fill it? Confucius says ; 'man who walks around with hand in pocket will feel cocky all day Confucius says; 'man who walks through airport gate side ways is going to bankok "Sometimes when I say, 'I'm fine,' I want someone to look me in the eye and say, 'Tell the truth.'" there are many people in Africa that can't afford stupidity and yet you abuse it He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies." Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow. she said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town. We are all monsters in some way. Dance like nobody's watching. Just for once...I want someone to be afraid of losing me Best friends. Were the ones who Practically live at eachother's houses, Stay up all night talking about absolutly nothing, Dance until were out of breath, Laugh at the stupidest things, and still find a reason to love each other, even though were complete idiots Be a fruit loop in a world full of cheerios I agree with the Dictionary: Girls before Guys Partying before Studying Friends before Love I don't Run away from you...I walk away slowly and it kills me because you don't care enough to stop me. They are laughing at us because were Idiots...were laughing at them because they Just figured that out True love is when you shed tears and still want him, It's when he ignores you and you still love him, It's when he loves another girl and you say your happy for them, even though you just cry...and cry I'm 99 sure he doesn't like me... it's the 1 that keeps me hanging on This one's for the girls. Who have ever had a broken heart. Who have wished opon a shooting star. Your beautiful the way you are. This one's for the girls. Isn't it funny how a girl's profile is all about that one guy and he never know's every word is about him I'm the type of girl who can watch abunch of horror movies and not get scared...then scream at the top of my lungs when the waffle pops out of toaster Do you know how hard it is to say: oh no, were just friends, when all you want to do is scream: I LOVE YOU I'm the type of girl who tries not to like you, and ends up just falling harder Character on: Basics 1. Does your character have a long, rare or unusual name? or if she has a name that reflects your own name 1 yes and no 1 2. Does your character have more than one name they go by? not counting nick names 1 no 0 3. count all that apply she's all human!! 4. She belongs to a royal family? 1 ah no...0 5. Does she have amnesia? 1 It heals as the story goes on? 1 no way 0 Looks 1. She has very long hair or hair with unusual color? 1 Is she blonde? 1 she has long hair 1 2. She has wings? 0 3. She is not overweight though she doesn’t look after what she eats/ doesn’t exercise 1 she just eats what she can hunt down. you might say she's a tad skinny...I guess she doesn't look after what she eats and she's a bit too busy to me excercising...1 4. Her bra size is B ? yeah no...0 5. Does she belong to some kind of label? ex. Punk, Goth, Lolita, Emo, Prep, etc. ...0 7. Do you describe her looks in the first chapter? 1 no...0 Past 1. She had a terrible past 1 and she angst about it 1 I guess so...1 2. Is she an orphan? 1 no 0 3. Was she physically abused? 1 Mentally abused? 1 Raped? 1 All the other characters know that 1 not at all! 0 5. She saw a death of her family member 1 She watched the death of her best friend who pretty much brought her up 1 Character 1. She has a very dark or very cheery character 1 umm, she's normal, a bit sarcastic though 0 2. She has no enemies 1 dude, she has enemies. trust me. 1 3. She has no friends 1 She has friends. 0 4. She has a "big point of view" ex. "Its ok that my BF left me, there are so many other boys in the world" 1 um, she never got a boyfriend. I guess she would have that attitude if she did though. unless it was this one boy who's very important to the story...I'll give her 1 5. She has a best friend that stays that way during all the story? Yeah 1 6. Everyone who dislikes her ends up humiliated, arrested and/or dead 1 Killed by her 1 Killed by her boyfriend 1 No to all 0 7. She always understands others and gives the answer to any problem of their life 1 ...she tries...not really... .5 8. She shares same characteristics/hobbies with a cannon character 1 dont think so, no 0 Romance 1. Your character seems to have more romance than all the other characters in the story 1 no romance 0 2. Her boyfriend is a cannon character 1 more than one cannon character 1 a character from a cannon couple 1 a character you would like to have as boyfriend 1 it was love from the first sight 1 no 0 3. She’s bisexual 1 No. 0 4. She had sex with a cannon character 1 More than one cannon character 1 A character you would like to have sex with 1 virgin 0 Other 1. She’s a musician 1 A rock star 1 A dancer 1 A hacker 1 she's a runaway from her country after her best friend/the queen kills herself. she doesn't have much free time on her hands. 0 2. She’s better than a cannon character in some specific area he/she’s good at ex. better in taijutsu than rock lee, smarter than L, etc. 1 no 0 3. She’s not from a country the story is taking place she somehow popped in the fictional world from the real world 1 no. 0 4. She doesn’t have to pay for her actions/crimes/mistakes 1 Uh, yeah! She also gets in trouble for things she didn't do...0 5. Her enemies are complete opposites of her 1 ... some are... .5 6. She looks like one of the cannon characters/character from other anime 1 No. 0 To the anti-sue traits! 1. Remove one point if your character is a smoker She doesn't smoke. 2. She has a disease that doesn’t heal during the story Nope 3. She’s overweight Nope. 4. She’s in love with a character who doesn’t love her back No love. 5. She’s weak mentally or physically ...a tad bit mentally...just a tad... -.5 Results 0-5 points: The Anti-Sue Your character is definitely an opposite of mary sue! It’s obvious that you’ve been trying to protect your character from suedom, but a few more good traits wouldn’t hurt. 5-15 points: Original Character congratulations! You’ve created an interesting, well-balanced original character! - You sure need a lot of skills to create such a great character, good job! 15-25 points: Boarding-Sue hmm... I can’t say your character is a mary-sue, but it’s really close to it! You should edit her a little to make her more realistic and interesting! 25-34 points: The Mary-Sue My oh my, we have a trouble! D: I understand that you tried to create a nice and interesting character that others would like, but you’ve overdone it. Remember, a character has to have flaws! If you don’t want to ruin your fanfiction, try to rework your character. 35OH MY GOD, NOT THAT! BURN IT! You’ve created a monster, my friend. Take a blank sheet and create another, more realistic character. 8.5! Astreen is an original character! Yay:D xx That's...pretty much it Yeah I was Having fun with finding stuff. Woo hoo! these quiz things are fun!:D I know that you all think my profile is ridiculosly long and that my stories will suck, but they don't. My profile is nothing like my stoies! I promise you!...That's it...You still there?...Go away. Read my stories. Bye for now! | |||||||||
1. Hunger Games, featuring YOU! » reviewsThe polls are in and we have an amazing group of tributes. Get ready for a story of love, loss and excitement. Well, you know, the Hunger Games! *Rated T for occasional language, slightly more than innuendoes and violence*Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,167 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 10-11-11 - Published: 1-5-112. Hogwarts Academy Host Club » reviewsI put the Ouran Host Club into Hogwarts. Haru is the odd one out, muggle-born and Hufflepuff, in a high-bred Host Club for the witches of Hogwarts.Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-3-11 - Published: 12-16-103. The Quest to save the Clans » reviews4 clan cats have to go on a quest to find the 4 rogues who have the power to save the clans. They will face many perils and have to come back quickly or a war will start, so evil not even a kit will live to remember the clans... Bad summary, good story!Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-19-10 - Published: 11-10-084. Blood Moon » reviewsRaccoonheart surveyed the carnage with despair. The smell of blood burned his nostrils and the clearing was turned a pitiless red. He looked to the sky and saw with a jolt of fear that even the moon was soaked red with blood..."Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-19-09 - Published: 8-30-095. Harvest Moon Soap Opera! reviewsThis is a soap opera/comedy! Taro suddenly disappears, thought to be murdered, someone is stealing Denny's blood and Patricia me is cheating on Elliot! The island is in turmoil! What will happen next! Read this to find out! *RATED T*Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-8-096. Divorce! » reviewsWhat happens when Bella divorces Edward and ALice and Emmett are thier attorneys! Read this to find out! It's funny! I hope... Yeah, I suck at summaries...Please read and respond!:D :DTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-1-09 - Published: 12-19-08 - Complete
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