Name: kuro-kasai-tenshi (dark-fire-angel) or even Tsuki-sama!!-

Normal name is Angela

Age: old enough to make my own decisions, but not an adult. Yet...

Sex: I am of the fairer sex, why? You gotta problem with that??

I am a MAJOR PYROMANIAC!!

Likes: Anime, the colors black & red, my pets, my friends, being single, and FIRE and BURNING THINGS!!

Dislikes: People who steal without a very good reason, people who lie if it isnt to save their asses, or someone else's asses, and people who think they are better than everyone else, and therefore treat others like dirt.

You are a Chibi Seme!
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

http://semeuke.com/compat.php

Fave Manga:

1) Bleach

2) Naruto

3) Shugo Chara!

4) Claymore

Note: I am always looking for new manga, so if you have any suggestions, feel free to tell me!

Fave anime:

1) Bleach

2) Naruto

3) Black Lagoon

4) Soul Eater

5)Inuyasha

Fave pairings (for Naruto only)

Any yaoi pairings, yes I am a yaoi fangirl, deal with it, Yaoi is Wowy!!

Naruto/Ino

Naruto/Temari

Naruto/Hinata ( I don't mind this pairing but it has been done to DEATH)

Naruto/Yugito

Naruto/Sakura(and only if it is written well, this has to be one of my most least favorite pairings, and my reasons are my own)

Naruto/Tenten

Naruto/Yugao( if it is written well)

Naruto/Anko(come on, two people hated for reasons out of their control, one phsycotic, the other a prankster? that equals one hell of a funny story)

Naruto/Fem. Haku( I honestly think Haku is a girl!! No guy can be that Feminine!! Although, it does make a good yaoi story)Naruto/Fem. Kyuubi (again if written well)

If I think of any more I will post them.

Most HATED Naruto pairings

Naruto/Tsunade (Dude, she's freakin in her 60's!!SOOOO WRONG!!)

Naruto/Jiraiya (even for yaoi that makes me puke)

Naruto/Shizune ( she's like his older sister!!)

Naruto/Orochimaru (shudders must...not...puke...on computer...)

YAOI MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND!!

FIRE BURNS THE WORLD TO A CRISP!!

I LOVE ITACHI UCHIHA!!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, cut and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they do.

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in house wares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

~Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

~Pixie sticks! Cause not every kid can afford crack!

~If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?

~Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their asses off while the preps died.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Big Green Eyes, akkiangel, LunaHilary, singergirl221, Vixen Of The Flame,-a-lost-cause-317-, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Sabaku no Rebecca, FullMoonAtMidnight, IXLoveXGaaraXNaruto, Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare, Kawaii Kisu, Otaku Panda-chan, XsasuxnaruxforeverX, Kuro-Kasai-Tenshi

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutly no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic,HoshikoK,silentscream16, 7sasukesprincess7,Hanajimaa, BrokenAngel363, Otaku panda-chan, XsasuxnaruxforeverX, Kuro-Kasai-Tenshi

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! DO IT!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.(sadly, i have lost before...damn voices...T.T)

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you spend at least 3 hours a day looking at fanfictions...writing fanfictions...or looking at others profiles than copy and paste this on your profile!

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!If you took the time to read all of these, copy and paste this onto your profile

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Choose -- Me or your life.

Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

" The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind"

"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you"

"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you"

"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left"

"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you"

"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you"

"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life"

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, paste this into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents M. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad ... here’s a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, “I’M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

Over 98.2 percent of the world believes that SasuxNaru relationships can be rated anything below 'M'. Copy and paste this on your profile if you believe that those 98 should be taught the ways of Yaoi.

YAOI MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND! If you agree, then copy & paste this into your profile. (Yaoi is gay men, boyxboy, if you didn't know)

Repost if you think homophobia is wrong

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, FrozenFyre , AkastukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Hell Jashin

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Spare me the ignorance)
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.

Copy and Paste this on your profile if you hate stereotypes and want them to stop.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God, or a god.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you wake up at 4:00 in the morning to finish a naruto fanfiction before school starts. Crazy is spending every lunchtime in a cramped classroom playing a naruto video game with your insane friends. Crazy is coming up with naruto nicknames for you and your friends and dressing up as them on normal school days. Crazy is when you start talking about Naruto yaoi fanfics in front of your ever so disturbed law teacher.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Insist that your e mail address is:
Xena-Warrior Princess@companyname.com
or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.

4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.

7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'

10) Reply to everything someone says with,'That's what you think.'

11) Finish all your sentences with:'In accordance with the prophecy.'

12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.

13) dont use any punctuation

14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

15) Ask people what sex they are and laugh hysterically after they answer.

16) Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go.'

17) Sing along at the opera.

18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)

20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3.

21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

23) Call 999 and ask if 999 is for emergencies.(don't do this!)

24) Call the physic hot line and don't say anything.

25) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

26) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, 'I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!'

27) When leaving the zoo,start running towards the parking lot, yelling, 'Run for your lives,they're loose!'

28) Tell your boss, 'It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do.'

29) Tell your children over dinner.'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.

30) Every time you see a broom, yell 'Honey, your mother is here!'

If I think of any more I will post them.

I like almost any type of Naruto story, depending on how well it is written.

90 of all teens would have a breakdown if they saw Miley Cirus standing on the edge of a 100 feet buliding...post this if ur part of the 10 yelling "JUMP BITCH!!"

Fave Quotes from naruto fanfics,

"This is IT! You shall have NO MERCY! NOW DIE!" roared Naruto as he flung four kunai with deadly accuracy towards the target.

Whether it was by skill or pure chance, the target gave a wild ‘meep’ before getting into an insanely awkward position and avoiding all four by a few centimeters.

Naruto landed on the tree branch, slowly inching his way towards the target, his grin getting more sadistic by the moment, "Come on, come on, say hello to your executioner……"

And just then, two fists bashed him in the head, sending him onto the ground. "Naruto no baka! Look what you’ve done!" yelled Sakura as she quickly helped the poor cat out of the ‘less than ideal’ situation.

"DAMN IT! I was sooooo close, SOOOO close to killing it……" Another punch.

Ino merely sighed at her team leader. Honestly……

Anko appeared at that moment, "Yosh! Congratulations on completing the REAL fifth mission! Eh? What’s wrong with Naruto?"

Naruto was currently being stomped into the ground by Sakura for daring to murder the target of the mission. It was D-rank, a simple retrieval mission. The Fire Daimyo’s wife had lost her ‘cuuuuute’ pet cat, Tora-chan, and so, Team 6 was sent to find it. The Hokage felt that letting clones do all the missions would not be enough, so occasionally, he would order Team 6 to actually participate in a mission.

And the fact that they’ve been assigned this same mission thrice is saying something……especially the fact that Naruto hates that cat with a passion.

"Sakura-chan, just let me slice a limb off……OUCH!"

"Naruto! How could you? Look at it, all scared and shivering……" cooed Sakura as she petted the cat.

"IT’S A DEVIL! Look at this! Just look at all the scratches this little blob of crap gave me!" Naruto yelled with anime-demonic eyes.

This time, it was Ino that smacked him on the head, "Naruto, language."

Naruto spun around faster than a Hyuga can do Kaiten, "NANI?! (What?!) I’m a freaking shinobi! I can swear like a sailor for all I care!"

Again, another smack. "ARE YOU TWO DOING THIS FOR FUN?!" Smack.

Grrr……you’re pushing it……" Smack.

"THAT’S IT! GIVE ME THE CAT! IT’S GONNA DIE RIGHT NOW!" roared Naruto as he charged at the terrified animal, who quickly dashed out of Sakura’s hug and made a run for the forest, with a maniacal Naruto right on it’s tail……literally.

Anko, Ino and Sakura couldn’t help but sigh. Jesus, it’s just a small cute cat……Naruto just has to be so troublesome……I did not just say that…….damn Shikamaru for rubbing off on me……

Well, technically, you can’t blame the poor fellow for wanting revenge on the cat. During the first retrieval mission, just as the cat was about to be caught, it clawed at Naruto’s ‘jewels’ and oh boy, had it not been for the years of training Naruto had endured, he would have been hit right on.

So obviously, Naruto had a reason for the grudge, even if he is a bit too enthusiastic and sadistic to carry it out……

Anko sighed, Long day coming up……

"Oh my Tora-chan! I MWISSSED YOU!!" screamed the Fire Daimyo’s wife in glee as she continuously rubbed her blubber-like cheek against Tora-chan’s face. The comedic tears coming from its face is more than enough to prove that really, the owner is the reason why the cat runs away.

Only Naruto seemed to be enjoying every minute of this. He could be heard whispering in glee, "That’s right, hug him tighter! Mwhahaha, tighter, tighter, suffocate him, that’s right……"

Multiple sweatdrops were seen on the shinobis present in the office. Sandaime Hokage cleared his throat and made a mental note to NOT assign Naruto’s team this mission any more, for fear of the young blond’s sanity.

I will believe

ch.11

a naruto fanfic

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Naruto found himself in a hotel room staring daggers at the water ball currently in his hand. On the way Jiraiya had offered to teach him the Rasengan but of course the old pervert only showed him the damn thing once and then asked him to try it.

So here he was trying to figure the damn thing out. He was so pissed he didn’t notice the large chakra signatures outside his door as they knocked. He walked over to the door completely oblivious to the danger on the other side.

He opened the door and saw a guy that looked like a shark and another one that looked almost exactly like Sasuke.

“Uzumaki Naruto.” Said the Sasuke look alike in an emotionless voice before continuing. “You are to co--” He was interrupted as Naruto lazily waved a hand dismissively.

“Yeah, yeah whatever, why don’t you wait for that perverted lecher to get back here and you can ask him all the questions you’ve got I’m sure he’ll answer them.”

And with that he closed the door in their faces. The Sasuke look alike remained expressionless while the shark like guy twitched in annoyance. But he calmly raised his hand and knocked/banged on the door.

The door cracked open just enough for Naruto’s hand to poke through and attach a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign on it.

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Meanwhile after Naruto had closed the door it finally dawned on him who these people were from a discussion he had with Jiraiya on his way here.

‘They wear black cloaks with red clouds. It consists of nine powerful S class missing nins that hunt down Jinchuriki. Only known members are Uchiha Itachi and his partner Kisame.

Naruto immediately thought one simple thing. ‘Crap’

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Both Akatsuki members blinked several times before Kisame took a breath and spoke.

“Did he just do what I think he did?”

“Yes” The Uchiha replied emotionlessly.

Kisame blinked for several moments until he suddenly exploded.

“OOOHHHH HELL NO!” With that he lifted his leg and kicked the door so hard it became tiny little splinters. Kisame walked into the room followed closely by Itachi only to find the window open and the room empty.

Both silently walked to the window. “He must have run.”

“Indeed”

Suddenly Naruto jumped down and landed in a crouch directly behind Kisame. Kisame turns his head around with a look of shock plastered on his face. He sees Naruto with a cruel and malicious smirk plastered on his face and his hands in the tiger seal.

‘A fire jutsu HA my Samaheda will eat that chakra before it even singes my cloak’ Samaheda was strapped to his back so he made no motion to turn around.

Itachi however recognized instantly what Naruto was going to attempt. ‘He wouldn’t dare……would he?’ Even Itachi didn’t have the balls for that kind of attempt he’d sooner try to survive Amateratsu’s black flames.

Naruto’s sick and twisted grin only grew and his gold eyes glinted dangerously in the light. He rushed forward and then suddenly………..

“ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!”

Suddenly all time stopped. Birds stopped chirping, rivers stopped flowing, lightning hit a tree and did not damage it and the clouds suddenly ran away.

Sudenly time started moving again and Kisame shot forward letting out an agonizing scream.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

It was heard through out the whole of fire country.

Naruto started rolling on the floor laughing his ass off while clutching his sides and gasping for breath. Itachi was openly gaping at the sight. He blinked for several seconds, his mouth still hanging open. Before he too started laughing so hard he had to lean on the wall for support.

Their laughter ended abruptly as a large shadow covered them. They looked up…

And there they found Kisame standing atop of the largest most powerful water dragon anyone had ever seen. It stood higher than Gamabunta.

“ALL RIGHT! NOW I’M PISSED!” They heard before the dragon charged at them. Itachi and Naruto looked at eachother. They looked at the dragon. They looked back at each other.

Naruto stood and turned around. Itachi did the same.

And then as one they both proceeded to run as fast and as far as they possibly could.

The dragon slammed into the building and the wave of water that washed up blanketed the whole village. Kisame landed on the watter and looked around frantically for Naruto. He didn’t care about the mission anymore the only thought that was going through his mind were two very simple words.

KILL BLOND

He found Naruto standing on a nearby roof top with his sword already drawn. Itachi walked up behind him with the smile still tugging at his lips.

The Strength of Brothers

ch. 21

a naruto fanfic

Life is unfair. Yes it is. But always remember, you’re not the only one who has it tough in your life.

I will believe

ch.15

a naruto fanfic

The first and second ones made me laugh so hard i cried.

I am not sure what my updating schedule is gonna be like, because, i am lazy, and never do my homework, so i have to do all of my crap last minute, but i will try to update at least once a month.

Note: I am currently writing/typing up the next chapter for Miles to go... so it should be up soon.

Ja!