Funny Quotes

House: Is it still illegal to preform autopsy on a living person?
Cuddy:... are you high?
House: If it's Tuesday I'm wasted.
Cuddy:... it's Wedensday.

Well, I mean... A-HAVE-A-GOOD-DAY KISS, A GOODNIGHT KISS, A WELCOME-HOME KISS... WHAT ARE WE, NEWLYWEDS FROM THE 50s!? -Hiroki, JunJou Romantica

Morty (explaining that Len wants to kill him): He's gonna take you out!
Yoh: sleepy Take me out where? -Shaman King

Phil: Rule number 95 kid-Concentrate! hercules throws swords and almost hit Phil
Phil: Rule number 96- AIM!! -Hercules, Diesney movie

En garde you overgrown pocket watch!- Lumiere, Beauty and the Beast

Love me, feed me, never leave me!- Garfield 1

Nobody but nobody calls me a nobody you bunch of nobody's- Joey YGO Movie

Only two things are certain in life- death and taxes-some writer, forgot the name.

-Call me Sid, Lord of the flames! -Hey Lord of the flames... your tail is on fire! -Ahhhh!- Manny and Sid from the Ice Age1

- I’m in permanent denial. Just seeing them doesn't make me believe in them- Ichigo's sister Karin from bleach about ghosts.

-Somebody better stop her before her nonsense starts to make sense.-Thacker about Orihime from Bleach

- Shoot through the heart and I’m to blame! - Archer girl from night elves in warcraft game.

-He’s recovering so fast that it’s kinda annoying. - Neji for Guy.

-(About Lee and Guy) "As usual, I can't keep up with their craziness."- Neji

-People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "Reality." But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?"- Itachi

-Eye for an eye and the whole world is blind. - don’t know who said this, but saying RULES!

-Big help you are. –I’m no help at all. - Ryuk to Light (Death note)

- You must be dead to miss it. –Guess that makes me a zombie. Get lost…- Ichigo to friend from school (bleach)

- Am i giving off homo pheromones!? - Misaki-kun from JunJou Romantica

-Ever since I started living with Usagi-san abnormal things keep happening on a normal basis...- again Misaki-kun from JunJou Romantica

-There was someone suspicious sneaking around your apartment dumbass. I was going to catch him.-Sasuke says.Naruto thinks 'It's awfully hard to catch yourself.'- fanfic Suspicious Behavior.

-Where's Chandler?-asks Monika.
-He needs time to cope with his grief.-answers Phoebe.
(Outside, Chandler, running)
-I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! -from Friends show

-Tristan: "Don't worry, we still have my Great Outdoor survival Guide!"
Joey: "G'head, Tristan, eat all the pages ya like."

-Tristan: "Maybe we're safer on foot."
Joey: "Give me a piggyback, and you got a deal."

-Kaiba: "Don't you have someone else to annoy?"
Joey: "No, not at the moment."

:when lights go out in the arena: "It looks like the Kaiba boys forgot to pay their electric bill."- Joey Wheeler x)

"Say what?! Am I going nuts, or did Kaiba just admit he was wrong?!"- Joey Wheeler x)

"Me? Duel you? I'd have more of a challenge playing solitaire."- Seto Kaiba

Joey: "Are we going, or what?"
Kaiba: "What do you think, genius?"
Joey: "I'm detecting some sarcasm."
Kaiba: "Really?"

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS! (-.-)

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Hmmm... I think it would be Neji :)

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? NaruSasu and otherwise. Oh, and ItaNeji even though they don't know each other, but NaruSasu main!

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? YAOI WILL CONTROL THE WORLD

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Nope. There is no anime convention in my country.

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Hmmm... posters, stickers, more posters... yaoi posters... did I said posters??

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? destined? Hmmm... strange, since I'm not an anime character, but I would like it to be Neji :)

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? KIBAHINA! Naru is with Sasu :)

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUNARU! Or NAruSasu, it doesn't matter :)

9) Which team is your favorite? team 7

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)? Last time I checked, Tobi was not Obito >_>

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? YEP!

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Strong competition between Deidara and Itachi but I think that I love Itachi more

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke. He is bastard sometimes but I'm still in for him :D

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? YEP! ALL OF 'EM!

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Working on it! I have about 20 more to go :)

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? . . .

17) Sub or dub? SUB! Definitely sub!

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? I dunno. I was anti-sakura in first serial of Naruto but I cannot deny that she is bloody damn good in Shippuden. But it's no-no SasuSaku or NaruSaku

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Both to some extent.

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? You joking me right?

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? I have to go with ugly nerd but only because of his looks. But that doesn't mean that I don't like his character, he IS funny (in Shippuden he rocks!)

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? When I first saw Deidara I thought it was a girl, s that puts him in cross-dressers lol

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Awesome. Sorry, but I like him. Though... I would react like Neji in shippuden about power of youth lol

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? OOC? Itachi. For many reasons. If I put them I better put SPOILERS warning also.

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Yep! I read them :)

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Scroll down and please review :D

27) Do you like lemons? Hehe... yup ;)

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yep and they do tend to harass me about it...

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? What I saw I didn't liked it.

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Yet to see.

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yep. My bro lol

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? I was drawing but no one recognized it.

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? Nope... luckily...

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Grades-a bit (to better, I dunno how...) Life-yea.

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope since there is nothing big in my city about manga and Naruto stuff for me to sped money on it.

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? I would like to take a look :)

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No.

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Yes but I am not posting it on net.

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? In manga sure is but I don't like colors in anime...

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes, in my head- Anwen :)

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Why don't you tell me?

42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who? I just have long hair like Neji. Otherwise-no.

1. Your nose gets small, your mouth gets smaller, and your eyes are huge!

2. One or both of your parents are dead.

3.Your wardrobe consists of a school uniform and a gi.

4. Your hair color is mauve, blue, green, purple, or any unnatural color

5. You have four girlfriends and all of your best buds don't have any

6. You suddenly gain great knowledge of martial arts

7. All of your enemies have a stupid laugh.

8. You have the amazing ability to cross time and dimensions--but not by choice.

9. You can miss school and still pass. It's no big deal with your parents, classmates, or guidance counselors.

10. You speak in English but the sound effects in the background are in Japanese.

-I took these from one writer on FFnet. I hope she won't be mad. It's just too good.

SEE YA!