Hey guys!

I'm ThoroughlyConsumed!

(Lauren D, remember your promise!)

To sum me up:

Likes:

James Potter

James Marsden

The name James in general

Hot Cheetos

Harry Potter

Tea!

HOUSE M.D.

Eric Richmond

Simon Baker's Smile

Acting

Watching Romantic Comedies

Scarfs

Twilight (Just not how ridiculously advertised it's become. I believe it is a series on a personal level. People are abusing it lately. Don't worry. Rant over.)

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (The books more so than the movies)

Dislikes:

Seafood

Drama (Not the ART, the stupid kind)

My braces

Fics about things that would NEVER happen. Like Snape and Harry. I mean, really. Really.

Reading Slash. I'm fine with people writing it. I just don't want to read it.

Chocolate Ice Cream

People who have their Story TITLES or summaries with horrible grammar or use uncapitalized letters. I mean come on, the purpose is to Encourage people to read your story!

THE COLD!!

Yeah...

I mostly read Harry Potter and Twilight fanfictions, but I'll read other stuff too!

I honestly cannot comprehend why there are almost 50 fics for Toy Story and none for an amazing movies like The Wedding Date. I would write one, but I keep failing miserably.

I am a really Canon person, but AU is okay when it's well written.

My favorite pairing is without a doubt Lily and James Potter.

I love Scorpius/Rose, while I hate Hermione/Draco. Don't ask.

I hate flaming in any way, shape, form, or fashion. It's just rude. If you don't like what someone writes, then just leave it alone! Constructive criticism should always be welcome though.

Quotes

“If God made you, he’s in love with me.”
-Five for Fighting

"No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather."
-Michael Pritchard

“You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. ”
– Mr. Darcy

"You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes."
-Winnie the Pooh

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened."
-Winston Churchill

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."
- Captain Jack Sparrow

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."
-Charlie Brown

"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"
- Albus Dumbledore

"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
- Matt Groening

“It's been many years since I had such an exemplary vegetable.”
– Mr. Collins

"It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't."
-Mignon McLaughlin

"Only two things are infinite. The universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"In my opinion the best thing you can you do is find a person who loves you for exacly what you are- Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome and what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with."
-Juno's Dad

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."
-Steven Wright

Daisy (Daughter): "We've been given our parts in the nativity play! And I'm the lobster!"
Karen (Mom): "The Lobster?"
D: "Yeah!"
K: "In the nativity play?"
D: Yeah! First Lobster!"
K: There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?"
D: "Duh!"
- Love Actually.
You have to see that part. It's hilarious. Especially because they have British accents. :D

Thoroughly Consumed's LIST OF GREATNESS:

runawayxo (really, really awesome Twilight fics)

Alphie (!)

Zayz (Some of the best L/J on the sight)

Wilhelmina Willoughby (She writes Beautifully!)

Siriusly Klutzy (so so funny!)

Thirteen Reasons Why- runawayxo (favorite Twilight fic)

Broom Cupboard- Zayz (the best multi-chapter L/J combo I've read yet)

Cure for the Ache- Hopping Cricket (Awesome, awesome Carlisle/Esme)

Don't be alarmed if i fall head over feet - Wilhelmina Willoughby (cute, but beautiful)

Cherish- False Imagination (same as above)

Cameo Images - Procrastinator-starting2moro (I didn't really like the first few chaps, but they get really good really fast.)

Deadweight- Lady Bracknell (Oh my gosh, just read it. It will make your toes curl and it's just...)

And several others I've forgotten or am too lazy to put up...

If you haven't yet, go check out my fanfics, Back Games, The White House and the Brilliant Bee, and Confrontations in the Library.

I need some more constructive criticism! Please, review!

8-1-09

Hey!

I just put another fic up (finally!)

It's a Pride and Prejudice fanfic with a Elizabeth/Mr. Darcy pairing (of course).

It's cliche I guess, but that's mostly what I write anyways (insert wince here).

Anyways, please go check it out. My self-esteem is even lower than normal for this one!

Love from,

ThoroughlyConsumed