Hey guys,

I'm ThoroughlyConsumed! I used to have a whole bunch more crap on here, but then I realized no one probably cared- heck, I wouldn't have- so I took it off... yeah.

I am a very fortunate person, blessed with many wonderful people. There's not much else to really add.

My stories are pretty cliche and fluffy, I'm sorry if that's an issue for anyone. I really don't have the talent to write anything with a good plot. ;)

I'm working very sporadically on a Rose/Scorpius fic that sort of has a plot, but is also pretty cliche and fluffy, so we'll see about that.

On my last note, if you haven't seen The Big Bang Theory, I feel really sorry for you. Everyone needs some Sheldon in their life, so go get some! :D

Quotes

“If God made you, he’s in love with me.”
-Five for Fighting

"No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather."
-Michael Pritchard

“You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. ”
– Mr. Darcy

"You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes."
-Winnie the Pooh

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened."
-Winston Churchill

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."
- Captain Jack Sparrow

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."
-Charlie Brown

"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"
- Albus Dumbledore

"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
- Matt Groening

“It's been many years since I had such an exemplary vegetable.”
– Mr. Collins

"It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't."
-Mignon McLaughlin

"Only two things are infinite. The universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"In my opinion the best thing you can you do is find a person who loves you for exacly what you are- Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome and what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with."
-Juno's Dad

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."
-Steven Wright

Daisy (Daughter): "We've been given our parts in the nativity play! And I'm the lobster!"
Karen (Mom): "The Lobster?"
D: "Yeah!"
K: "In the nativity play?"
D: "Yeah! First Lobster!"
K: "There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?"
D: "Duh!"
- Love Actually

Love and cupcakes,

ThoroughlyConsumed