Okay. So yeah..

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! JK ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!!

My name is Kaianne. Honestly I seriously love my name. Its like so unique. Don't tell me your gonna name your next pet with my name. Okay so anyway I'm 13 years old and I'm from the Philippines. My sister introduced me to fanfiction and I thank her for doing that.

I usually waste a lot of electricity here by reading a lot of Harry Potter Time travel stories which are awesome by the way.

AND TWILIGHT SUCKS. HARRY POTTER WAS AND IS BETTER THAN FREAKIN' TWILIGHT. HARRY POTTER WILL NOT "MOVE OVER" 'CAUSE HARRY POTTER WAS FIRST.

taken from the profile of slytheriangirlandproud and i totally agree with her

Saddest Deaths In DH:

1. Remus Lupin. Because he had just started getting his life together, he had a wife, a kid, and then he died. And he was the last Marauder. sniff

2. Fred Weasley. Because he left a twin behind.

3. Dobby. Because he died in Malfoy Manor. It was like if Sirius had died in Grimmuld Place.

4. Colin Creevy. Because he was too young.

5. Severus Snape. Because he never really lived.

Ships I hate:

1. ANY slash that involves Harry, Draco, Ron or any of the Marauders or Weasleys. Okay, yes Dumbledore is gay. I'm fine with that. But that does not mean that Harry/Draco/Ron/Remus/ect are. And what is with the so-called 'puppy love'? Remus is married people! He has a son! The reason he was pushing Tonks away is because he was a insecure werewolf! Not because he was gay! And don't even get me started on Harry/Voldemort. Ew. Just ew.

2. Harry/Hermione. Harry is with Ginny! Get the hell over it! It's been cannon since HPB, and a really great possibility from book one! And Hermione's with Ron. I agree, she could do better, but she could not do Harry. Wow. That sounded wrong. Anyway, my point is that for whatever reason, she loves Ron. I think he's a prat, but I can kind of see where she's coming from. And also, Harry and Hermione just would not work. Harry's all instinct and emotion and thinking on his feet, while Hermione's all logic and planning ahead. Both are great, but they just aren't compatible.

3. Sirius/Lily or Remus/Lily. She's their best mate's wife, and major crush before that! You can argue that that just kept them from making a move, but no. They didn't like her like that. I mean, what are the chances of James, Snape, and Sirius or Remus being in love with Lily, all at the same time? Thought so. And Peter/Lily? There's a reason that that ship is called 'Eewww'.

4. Hermione/Snape. This is just sick. How, you ask? Maybe 'cause he's old enough to be her father, and is her teacher? And unfair and cruel and bitter? Yeah.

Ha! I'm in Gryffindor. Are you?

Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghtsof the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

Just because we eat animals doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect., copy this into your profile!

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. Now add your name so we can see how many times this will be copied and pasted:krazykookiegirl, J'Bates-Forever, PaintedSilverWings

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I like cheese. I've seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese? Or when two foot are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. Some people call me crazy, but I'm just random. If you are random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

Okay. This officially sucks. I just found out this morning that according to PAGASA (Philippine Atmospheric Geophysical and Astronomical Services Administration) there will be six more storms which will hit the Philippines. I mean we just had two in eight days then there are SIX more coming. Yeah. This officially sucks like crap. :