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since: 10-28-08, id: 1727708, Profile Updated: 12-22-12
country: UK
Author has written 15 stories for CSI, Charmed, Gilmore Girls, Army Wives, Ugly Betty, Criminal Minds, and Walking Dead.

Heyy there!! ;) :D

My name is Rachel! And I am 19 years old :) How ya'll doin'?

Changed my name again ;) Cause I am seriously obsessed with Criminal Minds right now!!!! I might go as far as saying that it's my favourite show right now!!! :D And of course to make it even more all consuming, PAGET BREWSTER and A.J COOK ARE BAACCKK!!!!!! YAY!!!! *jumps up and down with joy* I'm so freakin' happy beyond explanation! :D All is right with the world and CM again! XD --

-- Aaaaaaaaand now she's gone again. -_- Paget Brewster has officially left the show and will not be returning for season 8. Honestly? I don't think I'm gonna watch anymore. Started after she joined the cast, stayed because --no joke here-- her chemistry with Shemar Moore intrigued me so --thus my obsession with DEmily-- and without her it's just all wrong so I can't. Hate on me for it if you must but that is my decision.


AUTHOR NOTE PLEASE READ: UNFORTUNATELY, DUE TOO SEVERE PERSONAL ISSUES AND PROBLEMS MY UPDATING OF FICS WILL CONTINUE TO BE SPORADIC AND SLOW. I DO APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY FOR THIS, I HATE LETTING MY READERS DOWN BUT MY HEALTH MUST COME FIRST. I HOPE YOU CAN ALL UNDERSTAND AND SUPPORT ME. LOVE YOU GUYS.


Alright folks, tragedy has officially befallen us all :(...The EPIC book/movie series known as Harry Potter has come to an end. :'( Ten years--of what I'm assuming will be a huge majority of the lives of you fabulous writers&readers out there--full of the wonders and magic that world opened us up to is over. There will be no more, queuing outside of shops to buy the book as early as possible. No more waiting impatiently for the movie to come to theaters and then pre-booking your tickets on line. No more video games or silly little promotional trinkets--that we ALL bought, don't deny it--released to enhance our excitement. No...all that is gone and I don't know about all of you but my heart is broken :(

I grew up with Harry Potter, the characters in the books and the actors who brought them to life on screen. We were there when Harry held his wand for the first time and we were still there when he finally fulfilled his destiny and defeated Lord Voldemort. We watched Ron and Hermione's relationship begin and grow, we watched them fall in love. We watched Harry evolve into the Hero we knew he was born to be and the Hero we all desperately needed. This movie series is our childhood. It gave us an outlet for our endless imaginations. A whole new world to get lost in. We grew to love these characters like family and now the journey is over. I don't know about the rest of you potterheads but I'm going to miss them all dearly.

I want to thank J.K Rowling from the bottom of my heart for sharing this world with us, for the inspiration and hope it handed us and the good times we experienced because of it and the wonderful memories we will hold dear. Harry Potter truly did brighten my life and make it more magical than I ever believed possible :)

This incredible series and exceptional world will forever be in our hearts. We will never forget what you gave us. :) I'm proud to be a part of the Harry Potter generation. :D

Minerva McGonagall: 100% Quidditch fan. 101% Gryffindor. 100000% BAMF. Thank you Maggie Smith for creating the most bad-ass Professor Hogwarts ever had! I totally love you!

Rupert, Emma and Dan you will forever be our Golden Trio! We love you all!! Thank you for everything!!

Alan Rickman, I can't thank you enough for your extraordinary portrayal of the most tragic and true Hero the world has ever know. Severus Snape will live on in our hearts.

In the words of Queen Rowling herself; "Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."


Danimina = Wilhelmina and Daniel from Ugly Betty: one of the GREATEST shows to ever be on television. They are totally hot, so maybe you should check 'em out ;) Although--technically--they never physically made it to 'couple' on the show :S they're together in my head :D...And my Ugly Betty fanfic lol :P Hey, check that out too, apparently it's pretty good ;)


Okay, I am officially back into Jibbs mode lol Don't know how it happened but I strayed from them there for a while--(I know I know! You don't have to yell at me or hate me alright? I'm doing it enough myself)--and I feel AWFUL about it :s :( I love Jibbs SO MUCH but because I couldn't bring myself to keep watching after the stupid writers killed Jenny off--(although I did watch the most recent ones where Jenny was mention and seen briefly :D Thanks to Mrs. Elizabeth Gibbs for the details ;)--I kinda lost my passion for the show a lil bit :S

Anyway, it's back now which means my frightening obsession with Jibbs has returned with a fiery vengence XD YAY! I missed it :( This means that--hopefully--I will be able to get back into the little NCIS Jibbs fic I had started FOREVER AGO! lol But life is kicking my a* right now--(how dare it! :@ Keeping me from all my fic writing bliss :@ :'( not fair)--so I'm not sure exactly when that will be :S...

I wouldn't be too concerned though lol--(all those out there who have read my previous work and like Jibbs also)--I've never written anything even remotely NCIS or Jibbs related so it will probably suck! :P lol :S

Bare with me folks!? I hope to be back into the swing of things soon...fingers crossed...

In case it's not obvious, I'm suffering from severe JDDS--(otherwise known as Judgement Day Denial Syndrome)--JDDS is an epidemic among us Jibbs shippers. Those of you in denial about Jenny's death, copy and paste this to your profile.

Another reason I am currently in denial about Jenny being dead is because they never showed her actual body, it was only a reflection and it didn't really look like her, and they never did her autopsy. If you are a JIBBs shipper and think like this then copy and paste this to your profile.


Okay, so I don't know if ya'll know this but I am like a die-hard Criminal Minds fan. Like seriously love the show--(case and point see the top (; lol)

DEMILY is perfection! DEMILY means PERFECTION and DEMILY are the best damn ship of the show!!!

I'm leaving this as is cause the episode was truly epic and deserves to be remembered --Did anyone else see 'Lauren' and sob their heart out? Cause I did. It was horrible but Emily was really bad-ass so that was cool. I won't say too much cause I'm assuming some won't have seen it yet and it's a truly amazing episode --my favourite one ever-- so I don't wanna ruin the suspense. However I will say, that the scene between Emily and Derek broke my friggen' heart. It's was SO soul-crushing :'( and then the rest of the team :( Dave's reaction was painfully sad.

Definitely one of the best episodes of Criminal Minds in the history of episodes but oh-so-tragic.


"Monsters are real, ghosts are real too.
They live inside us, and sometimes, they win."

- Stephen King

"If I lay here, if I just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world?"
- Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars

"Do you ever wonder if we make the moments in our lives? Or do the moments in our lives make us?
If you could go back and change one thing about your life, would you?
And if you did would that change make your life better?
Or would that change ultimately break your heart? Or break the heart of another?
Would you choose an entirely different path? Or would you change just, one, thing?
Just one moment...one moment that you always wanted back?"

- Lucas Scott - One Tree Hill - Season 5 Episode 14

"When you try your best, but you don't succeed.
When you get what you want, but not what you need.
When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep."
- Coldplay - Fix You


R.I.P. WARRICK BROWN I MISS YOU SO MUCH FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS


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1. Finding Hope » reviews
A lost little girl wasn't the only thing they were searching for in those woods. Set after 2x04 and before 2x05. Kinda AU, it differs from the show, some stuff will stay the same. Rating for future violence. Please R&R, first DarylxAndrea fic. Multi-chp
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 5-20-13 - Published: 3-23-12 - Andrea & Daryl D.
2. Brave New World » reviews
His hands pounding on her chest, breathing air into her lungs. Begging her to come back to him. Fists hitting the floor, his head falling to her chest in defeat. Four months wasn't enough. Four months couldn't be all he got. DEMILY! Season 7. R&R please?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,580 - Reviews: 140 - Updated: 4-7-13 - Published: 11-17-11 - E. Prentiss & D. Morgan
3. Army Wives » reviews
Hey! :D This is my own storyline for the show following Season 3's very gripping finale! :O I hope you all like it. Will include all characters majorly but centre mainly around The Holdens cause they're my favs. All canon ships included. R&R
Army Wives - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,468 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 7-4-12 - Published: 1-24-10 - Claudia Joy H. & Michael H.
4. Catastrophe and the Cure reviews
One-shot tag to 'Fatal Reaction' Beach house aftermath because we didn't get to see it on the show. Michael/Claudia Joy love because they are the most adorable couple on the show! *heart* Rating for cursing lol. Please R&R.
Army Wives - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,309 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-3-12 - Claudia Joy H. & Michael H. - Complete
5. Another Second Chance? » reviews
Set after 7x24 Finale. DEMILY of course! Haha. Seriously, what else do I write lately? 'Tis what I believe happened after our screens went black. Two-shot, cause my Muse works overtime and my plot bunnies don't know the meaning of a one-shot. As always, please R&R. Rating only cause of cursing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,835 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 6-20-12 - Published: 6-18-12 - E. Prentiss & D. Morgan - Complete
6. Suddenly Everything Has Changed » reviews
DEmily pairing. Two shot. Set after the Season 6 premiere, "The Longest Night." Chapter 2 deals with, "JJ" Some focus on JJ herself but it's minor. The rest is allll DEmily. Whole team included. Please R&R. Rating just to be safe.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,025 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-25-11 - Published: 11-20-11 - D. Morgan & E. Prentiss - Complete
7. Hate Is Safer Than Love reviews
DEMILY or M/P Season 7, friendship piece with romantic undertones ; Kinda angsty-really angsty lol Set between 7.01 & 7.02. Rating just precaution, swear words present. Please R&R! :D First DEMILY fic I've posted. Kinda nervous. /: Enjoy please!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,192 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 10-7-11 - E. Prentiss & D. Morgan - Complete
8. Appreciated Gesture reviews
This is just a little drabble/experiment that came to mind while watching Season 4. They're not the most popular couple but I like them. : Set after Episode 8: Masterpiece. It's slash so if that ain't your thing then don't read. R&R please! :D
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-23-11 - E. Prentiss & Jordan T. - Complete
9. Charmed Rewrite: Season 4 » reviews
This is my version of season 4 with all four sisters included. It will be all of the episodes including a few of my own if needed. Ships will be the same as they were in Season 4 of Charmed with the added exception of Andy/Prue! Please read and review!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 400,858 - Reviews: 263 - Updated: 6-19-11 - Published: 6-9-09 - Prue H. & Paige M. - Complete
10. Everything I Never Knew I Always Wanted » reviews
Just a little twist on the rest of the season, considering the fact that our beloved UB has been CANCELED! :O I'm still in a state of shock. This is me refusing to accept it. Takes place after the Elevator Kiss episode :D YAY! lol Check it out...
Ugly Betty - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,035 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 12-21-10 - Published: 2-7-10 - Wilhelmina S. & Daniel M.
11. The Heart Brings You Back » reviews
When an unlikely friendship leaves Catherine with an unexpected gift, will she be able to handle the responsibilities and the pain that come with it? What about her friends? Her family? And what will they do when a shocking revelation rocks their world?
CSI - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,851 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 10-24-10 - Published: 2-28-10 - Catherine W. & Warrick B.
12. The Life Of Mr and Mrs Warrick Brown » reviews
This is basically stories showing certain parts of Warrick and Catherine's life together! It will start off at the end of season 8 and go from there Ships also included will be: GSR, Sonic, Greg&Ronnie, Wedges. Sorry for the delay! New chapter soon!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 97,930 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 1-4-10 - Published: 12-22-08 - Catherine W. & Warrick B. - Complete
13. Gilmore Girls ReWrite » reviews
This will be a L&L/R&L/E&R/E&L story! Can a horrific and possibly fatal accident bring the Gilmore Family back together? Will hearts be healed and bridges mended? R&R please! CANCELLED INDEFINITELY! Sorry :
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,216 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-20-09 - Published: 4-9-09 - Lorelai G. & Emily G.
14. Charmed Season 9:The Power Of Four » reviews
This is basically my take on Charmed season 9, if there was one! I intend to write the usual 25 episodes and if that goes well then I will carry on with the next generation. Really sorry for the delay! Another chapter soon.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 99,410 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 10-20-09 - Published: 12-22-08 - Prue H. & Paige M.
15. Don't Do This To Me reviews
This is just a little one-shot that I couldn't get out of my head so I had to write. It took me a while to decide whether or not to upload but I have. It's an alternative ending to a season 8 episode. Please read but I warn you MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH! So do so at your own risk. R&R please. Rating for language.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-4-09 - Catherine W. & Warrick B. - Complete