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Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter. A full list of all my stories can be found on my Livejournal! That's where I post to first, and where I post any fics that may be a bit too R-rated :) Check out Blue Magnets, my journal under the username of 3whiteroses! HEY GUYS! So. What does one usually say on these things? I'm a newbie to this site ((Or I was when I first typed this, and I don't want to delete it now :P)) so I haven't exactly read alot of Profiles. ((Still havent, though...)) I: am a female (I know, it's not obvious, not obvious at all), live in Canada (eh?), like Slash (who really knows why?), am afraid of creepy internet stalkers, so I won't continue =) Fave stuff to write/read: HARRY POTTER (duhhh :P), Alex Rider, Artemis Fowl, Twilight, and a little bit of Pirates of the Caribbean & Friends. Fave Ships: ohh no, can't go there. There's too many. And it changes all the time. When I started writing Floccinaucinihilipilification (dare you to say that 10x fast. Or actually just say it at all :P) I was really into James/Lily and the Marauders. Then it moved to Remus/OC to Remus/Tonks to Sirius/OC to Severus/OC to Harry/Hermione to No Ship, just Harry when he was a baby with Sirius and Remus taking care of him to Sirius/Remus slash to Harry/Draco slash to Hemione/Draco to Time Travel fics in general to Hermione/Remus to Hermione/Tom Riddle Hermione/Sirius to Hermione/Lucius to Bella/Edward, to Jasper/Alice, to all Slash, to Alex Rider/Wolf, to Alex Rider/James, to Alex Rider/Artemis Fowl. Fave Genres: Yeah, that's pretty much the same as my ships. I tend to migrate :P Humor is the easiest genre for me to write. I'm writing a semi-angst fic right now and still, I can't stop the humor from finding it's way in, but I'm hoping some of it will seem sarcastic :P I like reading it too, but it also seems to be the hardest to find. So often it's just bad jokes and spelling, and it's tiring. Seems that way with movies too, you know? Minus the spelling. Fave Era: Well not Hogwarts, that's for sure. I've gotten enough of that in the HP books. Depends on what Ship I'm liking, I suppose, although I've never liked the Founders Era, so far. I've liked the Marauders, Riddles time & Second Generation though. But Marauders seems to be getting kind of old. Pet Peeves: Great plot but choppy writing that just makes things so unbearable to read. I hate that. I try to read it, but it's like 'get a Beta!!' lol. And the spelling errors that are so easy to avoid when you spell check. It completely ruins a good story. If you've actually read this ... give yourself a pat on the back, man. You done good. Currently Working On: I dunno. Everything? Nothing? All of the above? (: WILL POST SOON :) | |||||||||
1. A Day in the Life reviewsHarry Potter's life ... soap opera-style! -- Harry/Ginny : Ron/Hermione : challenge : drabbleHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-3-09 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete2. Simplicity reviewsSeverus Snape is writing a love poem to Minerva McGonagall.... -- Snape/McGonagall : poem : challenge : Hogwarts is Cracked seriesHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-3-09 - Severus S. & Minerva M. - Complete3. It's Yours reviewsFilch is writing a love poem to Madame Pince.... -- Filch/Madame Pince : poetry : challenge : Hogwarts is Cracked seriesHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-3-09 - Argus F. & I. Pince - Complete4. Chocolate reviewsDraco may like chocolate a bit too much... -- slight slash : Harry/Draco : challenge : drabbleHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-3-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete5. A Muggle House reviewsRon's trying not to break anything... -- gen : drabbleHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-3-09 - Ron W. - Complete6. He Knew Things reviewsThe Giant Squid knew things. Lots of things. Stuff. -- gen : challenge : drabbleHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-3-09 - Complete7. Pollen reviewsDraco's allergies are acting up... -- gen : challenge : drabbleHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-3-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete8. What Had She Gotten Herself Into? reviewsHermione gets accepted into the honored position of Unspeakable. -- gen : challengeHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-3-09 - Hermione G. & Arthur W.9. Anytime She Wanted reviewsGrimbly. He would pay. -- Bertha Jorkins : gen : challenge : drabbleHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-3-09 - Bertha J. - Complete10. Completing a Task reviewsHe's watching her ... -- Tom Riddle/Moaning Myrtle : gen : challenge : winner of Second Place : drabbleHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-3-09 - Tom R. Jr. & Myrtle - Complete11. Absurd, Utterly Absurd reviews--"But, even more absurd than all of that, was Pansy Parkinson. Ron was sure of it." -- Ron/Pansy drabble, written for sortinghatdrabs on LJ, winner of Mod's Choice.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-13-09 - Ron W. & Pansy P. - Complete12. Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious reviews“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crackHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 92 - Published: 2-25-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete13. What's A Hero To Do? reviewsDraco's been infected with Vampirism. Harry's the 'willing' donor. Something's wrong with Snape. Madness ensues, and neither Harry or Draco seem to mind... Vampire!Draco, Crackish!fic, H/D slashHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 2-18-09 - Harry P. & Draco M.14. Floccinaucinihilipilification » reviewsJames and Lily are stuck together by an accidental spell combination, not able to go more than ten feet from each other. The only problem is that Lily still despises James. ...Right?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,914 - Reviews: 191 - Updated: 2-1-09 - Published: 11-1-08 - Lily Luna P. & James P.15. Dying For A Cause » reviewsName: Rose White. Age: Twenty eight. Occupation: Dying. I wish it paid better. But then you won't need money once you've died, right? I hope not, because otherwise I'm screwed.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,622 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-27-09 - Published: 12-30-08 - OC & Harry P.16. Moods reviewsHarry's in one of his moods. "What if I jumped? Right now." ... "What if I fell...?" ...D/H SLASH barely alluded to. Drabble-esque...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-21-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete17. The Trials of Malfoys » reviewsTakes up where the 7th book ends - from Draco Malfoy's perspective. Stay with him through three Wizengamot trials. His mother's. His father's. His own. He knows his future, it's the same as the rest of his family's. Azkaban. Madness. Death. ...Right?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,974 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 12-17-08 - Published: 11-16-08 - Draco M. & Harry P.
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