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since: 10-28-08, id: 1728094, Profile Updated: 11-13-11
country: Malaysia
Author has written 16 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Reservoir Dogs, CSI: New York, Bleach, Harry Potter, and Lie to Me.

Hey there! I'm WainGuy and I am a graduate of Sayfol Internation School, Kuala Lumpur. I was born on the 9th of August 1994. I love writing, reading and drawing. I have three female cats named Hyena (the mother), Snickers and Nuts (her two daughters).

I live with my parents and my sister who is still in Sayfol.

I am half malaysian and half dutch; basically I am Malaysian Dutch :)

I enjoy stories that have my favourite character(s) in a lot of pain, emotional and physical - but mostly physical pain :D
I can be sadistic at times when it comes to imagination and stories/characters. As well as Alternate Universe (AU) stories.

I support female/male and male/male for fanfics and have not come to the stage of female/female. I also like gender blenders.

Fandoms I like:
1) Bleach
2) FullMetal Alchemist
3) Firefly
4) Castle
5) CSI New York
6) House md
7) Psych
8) Leverage
9) DN Angel
10) Fruits Basket
11) Beast Master
And many, many more :)

Pairings I like:
- FMA : RoyEd, EdWin, AlWin
- Bleach : IchiRuki, IchiNel, KarinShiro
- Castle : Caskett
- CSI NY : MacClaire
- House md : Huddy, Friendship!Hilson
- Furuba : Kyoru
- Psych : Shules

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile (And Yes I have! It takes skills!)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity is Randomly, Scream Do you know what time it is, it's time for a Sexy Party!

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Check this website out for Bleach - http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

We keep our pens drawn and our minds sharp! For we are constantly at war with questions and seek to provide valid answers!!

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1. Servant to the Moon » reviews
Harry, older brother to the BWL, is suffering the curse of the moon and with the help of his family he copes. However this changes the moment he gets accepted into Hogwarts. Now he needs to get through school, finish his work on time and keep his secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-14-12 - Published: 12-21-11 - Harry P.
2. Walking in the Loony Bin » reviews
AU. Ichigo has a problem & one of it is being locked in a Loony Bin filled with irritating nurses, suicidal, depressed people not to mention he has 3 different people living inside of his head which made him land in this insane place in the 1st place!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-13-11 - Published: 7-4-11 - Ichigo K.
3. Twilight Time » reviews
AU. Everyone in Karakura Town had to be indoors by 11pm due to monsters that appear. The Kuchiki's have just moved into the neighbourhood & quickly make friends with the Kurosaki's but they hide a secret. And there's something weird with the local stray..
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-12-11 - Published: 6-16-11 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K.
4. It's Raining reviews
AU. It's been four years since the Winter war, four years since the traitor was killed and four long years since Kurosaki Ichigo went missing. She's been hurting ever since but in Rukongai a familiar face appears... Could it possibly be him?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-28-11 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K.
5. Guardian Angel » reviews
Completely AU. RizaxEd. Demons, witches, wizards, fairies, werewolves, vampires and other magical folk are there in another world. Angels are the rarest of them all. Up for adoption.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,648 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 5-28-11 - Published: 1-11-10 - Edward E. & Riza H. - Complete
6. Forest Children » reviews
Roy is a Forest Child and is happily married to Riza. But she is caught in an accident that leaves her unable to have children. They go to a park and there they meet Ed , another Forest Child. Life becomes unpredictable with Ed around. AU On Hold
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,123 - Reviews: 245 - Updated: 5-28-11 - Published: 11-19-09 - Edward E. & Roy M.
7. Holding On and Letting Go reviews
Warning: Major Character Death. They did their small rituals and made sure their guns were ready. They were doing their routine jobs and this was normal except one of them didn't walk away unhurt; not everyone came back home this time
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-22-11 - Mac T. - Complete
8. Lie to these Dogs » reviews
Cal Lightman left behind a troubled past in Britain, thought the past would remain water under the bridge and it remained that way until recently when it came to whack him in the face with the one man that walked away... He was standing in front of him.
Crossover - Reservoir Dogs & Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-12-11 - Published: 4-18-11 - Cal L.
9. Dog of the Military » reviews
"Look here Mr. Al-che-mist," It said, "every time you break, it's a doggy day for you and the more times you break the longer it's gonna get to fix yourself together!" Edward brings a whole new meaning to 'The Dog of the Military' AU Parental!RoyxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,537 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 4-22-11 - Published: 5-29-09 - Edward E. & Roy M.
10. Untamed » reviews
Parental!HughesxEd & Parental!RoyxEd. An escaped experiment in the form of a small boy. Somehow, he is put into a Shelter but remains silent. However, a person manages to get him to open up... Just what does he have to hide? And is he really safe? AU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,445 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 1-3-11 - Published: 3-19-10 - Edward E. & Roy M.
11. Yellow Swing reviews
It was a strange dream; one where he was in a park on a swing with a small yellow swing beside him. It puzzled him & then the small boy came & asked if he could swing with him. Just who was the small boy & why did they look so alike? Ghostly oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-20-10 - Alphonse E. & Edward E. - Complete
12. AWOL reviews
He was always alone. He was always hurting. He always stayed away from people. But that was okay because then he would stop hurting and fade away into the background like the ghosts that only he could see. AWOL can stand for many things. An AU Abuse Fic
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-31-10 - Edward E. - Complete
13. Just Me And You » reviews
Parental!EdxRoy & Parental!RoyxEd. Two-shot & AU. In his time of conflict and grief, Roy meets a stranger named Edward Elric. Edward helps Roy when needed. However, Roy begins to wonder why Ed appears to look younger year after year. Is it him or is it..?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 9-19-10 - Published: 9-13-10 - Roy M. & Edward E. - Complete
14. Pregnancy » reviews
Slight Au. RizaxEd. Riza and Ed are married but the military doesn't know this. Nobody knew and they were content with their lives. But troubles arise when Riza finds out that she is pregnant! What will be the fate of the dear couple? What about the baby?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,275 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-8-10 - Published: 5-30-10 - Edward E. & Riza H. - Complete
15. X marks the Spot! » reviews
Oneshot side-stories related to Forest Children. Chapter 3: "Pro-noun-cia-tions!" Ed has a problem... A very big problem and that's pronouncing words. Luckily, or unluckily, the adults try to help him out... On Hold
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-29-10 - Published: 5-8-10 - Edward E. & Jean H. - Complete
16. River Spirit's Lesson reviews
Parental!EdxRiza. It hurt. It always did and no one would help her. They dismissed the bruises and cuts, blaming it on her clumsiness. But then she meets a man named Edward and he helped her through the pain and guided her to the light. Child abuse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,394 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-7-10 - Edward E. & Riza H. - Complete
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