Light is so gay sayu tops! Now i've got that off my chest...

I am me!! but you may call me god or L.

my age= 16...i think, last time i checked anyway.

male or female, now that is the question..

i live on earth apparantly.

i amn completely in love with anime and manga, naruto, death note, Light (she is sooooo kewl), misa (my bitch) and mikami and near cuz they iz da mafia...

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, put this in your profile.

I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLOND so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy

I'm GAY so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex tape

I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER so I WILL go to hell

I'm a CHIRSTIAN so I MUST think gay people should go to hell

I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm DEMOCRAT so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I'm IRISH so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convenient store

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore

I'm a DANCER so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be goth or Emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I LIKE VAMPIRES so I MUST be a Gothic freak

I'm POLISH so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN do I MUST have a "big one"

I'm EGYPTIAN so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A's so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be a player

I have BIG BOOBS so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and that's how Russian's roll

I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay too

I'm BRAZILIAN so I MUST have a big butt

I'm PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly... or crazy

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool aid

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I think EMO AND PUNK are the same so I MUST be socially retarded

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe Jesus wuz a brotha

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE so I MUST be a loser

I'm OVERWEIGHT so I MUST have problems with self control

I'm PREPPY so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister

I'm on a DANCE team so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm YOUNG so I MUST be naive

I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY so I MUST be a spoiled brat

I'm BLACK so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot

I'm an ASIAN GUY so I MUST have a small penis

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER so I MUST be gay

I'm a PREP so I MUST be rich

I don't LIKE THE SUN so I MUST be albino

I have a lot of FRIENDS so I MUST love to drink and party

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy so I MUST be Emo

I couldn't hurt a FLY so I MUST be a pussy

I support GAY RIGHTS so I MUST fit in with everyone

I HANG OUT with teenage drinkers and smokers so I MUST smoke and drink too

I have ARTISTIC TALENT so I MUST think little of those who don't

I have a DIFFERENT sense of humor so I MUST be crazy

I tell people OFF so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch

My hair gets GREASY a lot so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm DEFENSIVE so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch

I wear TIGHT CLOTHES so I MUST be a whore

I'm a NUDIST so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs

I read COMICS so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I'm GOTH so I MUST be a satanist

I like to DANCE so I MUST want to show off my body and screw everyone in the club

I'm a CROSSDRESSER so I MUST be a homosexual

I don't CLASS MYSELF so I MUST be a jackass

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I'm a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I WATCH/READ PORN so I MUST be perverted

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm a YOUNG WRITER so I MUST be Emo

I'm CANADIAN so I MUST talk with a funny accent

I'm a GUY so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend

I'm CANADIAN so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED so I MUST be on Welfare

I laugh at MYSELF so I MUST have low self-esteem

I'm a FEMINIST so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on earth

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST have a stereotype

I WEAR a big sun hat when I go outside so I MUST be stupid

I like BLOOD so I MUST be a vampire

I'm ALBINO so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer

I'm ENGLISH so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth

I'm WHITE so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on this planet: past, present, and future

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST steal, lie, and cheat

I don't like YAOI or YURI so I MUST be a homophobe

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE so I MUST be against abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every girl I see

I like CARTOONS so I MUST be irresponsible

I like READING so I MUST be a loner

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be wrong or misguided

I'm WICCAN so I MUST be a Satanist

I DISAGREE with my government so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm a WITCH so I MUST be an old hag and fly around on a broomstick

I love YAOI so I MUST be gay

I'm a PERSON so I MUST be labeled

I DON'T CURSE so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC so I MUST be mean

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid

I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I go on the INTERNET so I MUST have no social life

I go to RENFAIRS so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I'm GAY so I MUST be after every straight guy around

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love MARCHING BAND so I MUST be a friendless freak

I DRINK and SMOKE so I MUST have no life

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST have no clue

FUN TIME

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, o0oBeezelneffo0o, ReMy K, Bounty Hunter Darcy, Izumiko,IfOnlyICouldKillYouWithMyEyes, transilvanianbrickpidgeon,

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had the urge to jump off two-story house, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

what about you

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday((ugh I hate chain mail but this one was just too cool!))

Hahaha, this one is made by IZUMIKO ,.., copy and paste this into your profile if you're obsessed with vampires, believe in them, and swear that you will one day become one. ,..,

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

-I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
-I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
-I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
-We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
-I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
-I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
-I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
-I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
-We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
-I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
-I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
-I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
-I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
-I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
-I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
-I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
-I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
-I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it... We all know that homophobes are usually gay themselves.. just havent admitted it to themselves yet.. XD