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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Bleach, and Leverage. Hello all!! My name is Lady Natsume. Let me tell you a little about my self. Age: 13 Gender: Female Looks: Black shoulder length hair. Dark green eyes with brown around the pupil. A little chubby. Best friends with my twin. Not really she just looks exactly like me. Hobbies: Watching anime, reading, writing, drawing anime, swimming, martial arts, math. Dreams: Graduating from Michigan State University and studying for my Master's Degree in business administration in Japan. Live: Michigan, United States of America Favorites: ANIME: 1) Naruto 2) Bleach 3) Pita Ten 4) Vampire Pricess Mayu 5) Ouran High School Host Club CHARACTERS IN ORDER 1) Sakura( i love her. Hated how everyone looks down on her. Now she can kick their asses) 2) Itachi( so HOT!! FOR GODS SAKE why would he give everything up for that miserable little runt SasUKE) 3) Hinata( so sweet. In all my fanfic's shes a best friend to Sakura) 4)Hidan ( Hottie ) 5) Tsunade ( Finally someone to take notice of Sakura-sama's talents) LEAST FAV CHARACTERS 1) Ino (slutty bitch) 2) Sasuke ( Sas-Gay or Sas-Uke) 3) TenTen (thinking shes all high and mighty BAH!) 4) Neji ( Fate!? WTF so if i die right now that is my fate you son of a bitch!!) 5) Kakashi (YOU SON OF A WHORE!! HOW DARE YOU PLAY FAVORITES? AT LEAST SAKURA-SAMA AND NARUTO-KUN HAVE TEACHERS WHO CAN APPRECIATE THEM YOU MOTHER FUCKER) The list of my Oc's and their personalities,physical and other crap is below. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with it, Yoshikuni-Chiaki2012, IceRose030795 Firerose030795, Cherry-Blossom-Sakura08, Lady Natsume Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will and are proud of it copy and paste this to your profile. If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile! There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. Its when you argue with yourself and LOSE its weird. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile If you are addicted to ninjas & would like to become one, post this on your profile. If you are addicted to Vampires & would LOVE to become one, post this on your profile If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, Copy & paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going say, right before you say it, Copy this into your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile Copy & Paste this into your profile, if you know someone or have a loved one who has DIED or is living with Cancer, then add your name to the list: CrImSoN-AnGeL666, Yoshikuni-Chiaki2012, IceRose030795 FireRose030795, Cherry-Blossom-Sakura08, Lady Natsume If you have ever spelt you name or last name wrong, copy this into your profile If you have ever walked into clear glass door, when you knew it was there, copy this into your profile If you tell facts to freak out your friends, copy this into you profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. 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If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If your life revolves around Fanfictions or anything thing that has to do with Fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, SassySaku, CommitedToKiba, Icerose030795 Firerose030795, Cherry-Blossom-Sakura08, Lady Natsume If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. SUPPORT THE BUNNY! If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile (lol hell yea it happened to me wayyy too many times.. XD) If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, This is a poem about a little girl who was abused. If you care at all, post this into your profile My name is Sarah I am but three, my eyes are swollen I cannot see I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could've made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong, Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark, My folks aren't home. When mommy does come, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says it's my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!" I scream But it's now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse: MAKE IT STOP!! Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Only time will tell who’s going to feel love’s warmth and who’s going to be left in the cold Evil exceeds all expectations Fate is a funny thing – it twists you up in knots until you think you couldn’t take it anymore, then releases you as if it was the easiest thing in the world When darkness and light merge, you’ll realize that there’s no boundary or distinction between them – that you’ll find both in one another, and that there’s no difference between them... the difference we find is in all of ourselves The value of something is only realized when lost The truth will set you free Words are your own creation, and every time you open your mouth, you give the world a glimpse of who you really are We don’t regret the things that we have done wrong, but the things that we could have done right but chose not to do Everybody lies The irony of love is that you do the most selfless things for it, all for the wrong reasons that it makes those acts of sacrifice look selfish If you were to stay silent forever, who’s to say that you ever existed Secrets are sometimes things that we desire to happen. We just refuse to acknowledge them because we fear what may happen if our dreams turn to reality and not in a way we expected them to turn out to be The hardest wounds to heal are not are not what you can see,but what you can not It's hard not to cry when everything is wrong and nothing is right Just becouse I smile dosen't mean Im happy.It's becouse 1 smile covers millions of tears Sometimes people runaway to see if anyone cares enough to follow Did no one save me, just because they missed me?"- Jack Sparrow Pirates 3 Call me weird, call me strange, call me different, I won't change. I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn i love you is eight letters, so is bull shit No trespassing, violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again Chaos, panic, disorder. My work here is done Consciousness- that annoying time between naps Whoever says nothing is impossible, has never tried slamming a revolving door In the ninja world, those who break the rules are scum, that's true. But, those who abandon their friends are worse than scum. People are like chocolates, bastard coated bastards with a bastard filling. I missed the part where i care what you think. I cant affored therapy so deal with it! Dont you know who i think i am? Dont touch me i dont know where you've been.. I stopped fighting my inner demons. we're on the same side now. People like me are the reson people like you need medacation. I didnt say it was your fault. I said i was going to blame you. Save a cow, eat a vegan. Thats what she said. Who shoved a metal pole up your ass? I Please dont confuse me with some one who gives a shit. High on life...and glue 777 worse than the devil himself. You have the right to remain stupid...Anything you say can and will be ignored! Today the voices told me to clean all the guns. What would scooby do? ITS BEHIND YOU! Hard work never killed anyone but why chance it? 5 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile 90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile If you are mad that they have not discovered Tattoine, Naboo, Coroscant, and Kashykk, and all the other star systems out there, copy and paste this to your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. 55 a lesser evil. Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. He fell off and died. Three second memory. I got out of bed for this. I'm with stupid. Been no-where, did nothing, stole this. Its not paranoia if they really are after you. Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever. "An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'" There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together We will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. There's always a light at he end of the tunnel, Just pray it's not a train If you try to fail and succeed which have you done? 'To the complaint, 'There are no people in these photographs,' I respond, 'There are always two people: the photographer and the viewer. The camera doesn't make a bit of difference. All of them can record what you are seeing. But, you have to SEE. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station… Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. The world is an ocean and you are an oayster love is giving someone the power to hurt you, but trusting them not to Absence makes the heart grow fonder. ~Eleanor Roosevelt Not flesh of my flesh, nor bone of my bone but still miraculously my own. Never forget for a single minute, I bore you not under my heart, but in it. ~Nursery Rhyme The moon's an arrant thief, and her pale fire she snatches from the sun. ~William Shakespear I took the L out of lover, and now it's over. ~Unknown No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main. ~John Donne It's so ironic how people who know the least about you are the ones who have the most to say ~Linglee Downe "I do not Prance. I walk gracefully." Raised eyebrow. "I beg to differ." "Thankyou, for giving me the chance to love you, even though it was a hopeless love" - TMM "Love is...Not wanting to go to sleep at night, because reality is better than a dream" - Fruits Basket "Your mother was a Hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" - MPatHG "Never frown, because you don't know who is falling in love with your smile" - I have no idea. "Live to be happy, and live on to make others happy" - I have no idea but it was in a Buono! song. Mann, I am deep. "Hiding the truth from them helps no one. Suckle them on dreams and falsehood to the exclusion of reality and they'll be unprepared for life." "The Good Sect is white and the Evil Sect is black. You're clean and I'm dirty... Hah! Do you really see the world in only those two colors?" "People consider fear to be a weakness... But harnessing that fear can one day make you a mighty warrior!" "It's a cruel, cruel, cruel world out there. Get used to it!" "I see the world how it is...in shades of gray. Nothing is totally clean or dirty! Those who squabble over Good and Evil Sects merely do for their own self-interests!" "Conan! What is good?" "To see the enemy flee before you, the burning of the villages, and the lamentations of the women." "Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?" "The unexamined life is not worth living." "As I climb onto your back I will promise not sting." "Rommel! You magnificent son of a bitch! I read your book!" "When the rapture comes can I use your car?" "You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view...until you climb into his skin and walk around in it." "Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it." "I have a knack, from way back, and breaking the rules once I learned the game." "A person with a black belt does not compare to a bartender with scar tissue on his knuckles." "Sleep tight ya morons!" "At last, my arm is complete again!" "These are my friends. See how they glisten. See this one shine... How he smiles in the light. My friend. My faithful friend... Speak to me friend. Whisper... I'll listen. I know, I know you've been locked out of sight all these years, like me. My friend...well I've come home to find you waiting. Home, and we're together! And we'll do wonders. Won't we? You there, my friend?" "We are all damned by our deeds, whether they are thought out or not." "In chaos there lies opportunity." "I came, I saw, I conquered."-Julius Caesar "I'm you're Huckleberry."-Doc Holliday, Tombstone "Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave."-Doc Holliday, Tombstone "Why can't you people just stay on the ground?"-Armus, The Mummy Returns "You can't kill me Victor... I'm already dead."-Dracula, Van Helsing "Do me a favor. I know it's very difficult for you, but please stay right here and try not to do anything stupid." -Captain Jack Sparrow, POTC "Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."-Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. "You will curse the day you did not do...all that the Phantom asked of you!"-Erik/The Phantom, POTO "Your incompetence is most taxing."-Viktor, Underworld "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."-Captain Jack Sparrow, POTC "Humans...they're so very fragile." -Ephidel, Fire Emblem "To be or not be, that is the question!" -Hamlet, Hamlet "I am no man! (yells)" -Eowyn, Return of the King "Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?" -Legolas, Two Towers "Speak softly and carry a big stick." -Teddy Roosevelt "Why does it smell like wet dog in here?" -Carl, Van Helsing "Pathetic imbecile..." -Ephidel, Fire Emblem "Parseltongue won't save you now, Potter! It only obeys me!" -Tom Riddle, Chamber of Secrets "I killed Harry Potter!"-Neville, Goblet of Fire "I love those moments! I like to wave at them as they pass by."-Captain Jack, Dead Man's Chest "Hell hath no fury like a women scorned." President, X-Men 3 "I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!"-Captain Jack, Dead Man's Chest "Look, an undead monkey!"-Captain Jack, Dean Man's Chest "Did you see those Huns? They popped out the snow, like daisies!"-Mushu, Mulan "Stop me? He invited me. By building his wall he challenged my strength...Well, I'm here to play his game. Go! Tell your emperor to send his strongest armies! I'm ready." -Shan-Yu, Mulan "How many men does it take to deliver a message?" "One."-Shan-Yu and Archer Hun, Mulan "The flowers that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all. You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty."-The Emperor, Mulan "There comes a time when decent men simply roll up their sleeves, raise the black flag, and start slitting throats."-H.L. Mencken "Besides, the little girl will be missing her doll. We should return it to her."-Shan-Yu, Mulan "The taste for gambling, like that for sports, is a kind of feeble-mindedness--maybe even an insanity. It can be justified only by a resort to the most preposterous sophistry. Whenever it has seized a man of any visible talent--for example, Dostoevsky and C. C. Colton--he has ended crazy. It is the silliest of all the vices."-H.L.Menken "The fact that I have no remedy for all the sorrows of the world is no reason for my accepting yours. It simply supports the strong probability that yours is a fake."-H.L. Menken "SPARTANS! Tonight we dine in Hell!"-King Leonidas, 300 "A 1,000 nations of the Persian empire descends upon you! Our arrows will blot out the sun!" "Then we will fight in the shade."-A Persian messenger and Spartan warrior, 300 "Madness...? THIS IS SPARTA!"-King Leonidas, 300 "A new age has began. An age of freedom! And all who know that 300 Spartans gave their last breath to defend it. We will stand and fight...and die!"-King Leonidas, 300 "SPARTANS! This is where we fight! This is where they die!"-King Leonidas, 300 "Before this battle is over the world will know that few stood against many."-King Leonidas, 300 "Got it memorized?"-Axel, Kingdom of Hearts 2 "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"-Inigo, The Princess Bride "You're pissing me off."-Ghost Rider/Johnny Blaze, Ghost Rider "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I have sinned a lot."-Blackheart, Ghost Rider "There's an old saying 'never bring up more devils you can lay down?' My father laid down one too many."-Blackheart, Ghost Rider "I knew you were here. I can smell your fear."-Blackheart, Ghost Rider "The story goes he'll be normal during the day, but at night, in the presence of evil, the Rider takes over."-Caretaker, Ghost Rider "I'm the only one who can walk in both worlds. I'm Ghost Rider."-Johnny Blaze, Ghost Rider "You are alright?" "Yeah, I'm good. I feel like my skull is on fire, but I'm good.".- Caretaker and Johnny Blaze, Ghost Rider "Your Pensive Stare doesn't work on me. I have no soul to burn. Surprise, surprise! Guess the Caretaker forgot to mention that."-Blackheart, Ghost Rider "He sent you to take me back. I don't want to go back. I like it here!"-Blackheart, Ghost Rider "Hey, you're having an affair and I'm chopping the garlic. It's a wacky world!"-Joey, Friends "Hold thy desperate hand! Art thou a man? Thy form cries out thou art! Thy tears are womanish!"-Friar Lawrence, Romeo and Juliet "If love be rough with you then you be rough with love."-Mercutio, Romeo and Juliet "Beware the Ides of March."-Soothsayer, Julius Caesar "Only Spartan women can produce real men."-Queen Gorgo, 300 "Molon lave!" (Come and get them!)-the 300 Spartans "On my wedding night, my mother said to me: 'We Greek women may be lambs in the kitchen, but we're tigers in the bedroom.'"-Marie, My Big Fat Greek Wedding "The man is the head but the women is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants."-Marie, My Big Fat Greek Wedding "How about that. My name is Sawyer too."-Sawyer (or James), LOST "I am Valter, the Moonstone, Grado's finest general. And you're just a corpse who does not know he is dead."-Valter, FE: The Sacred Stones "Such terrible wounds and still he holds to his duty? How entertaining. Fly away, little man. Fly away. Try to outrun death. More time to savor the hunt...and the kill."-Valter, FE: The Sacred Stones "So we meet again. You know me as General Valter, but you will call me the Moonstone. I'll save you worthless dogs from your own incompetence. You'll thank me later."-Valter, FE: The Sacred Stones "Alright, ten bucks! Fork it over. Cough it up. Pay the Piper! Gimme it."-Chandler, Friends "Because it's Richard's son! It's like inviting a Greek tragedy over for dinner."-Rachel, Friends "Hey, you know, Mon, if things work out between you and Richard's son you'll be able to tell your kids that you slept with their grandfather."-Ross, Friends "Fine, judge all you want to. But married a lesbian (points to Ross), left a guy at the alter (points to Rachel), fell in love with a gay ice dancer (points to Pheobe), threw a girl's fake leg in the fire (points to Joey), live in a box (points to Chandler)!"-Monica, Friends "You're a stepping stone, and I'm moving up. Don't take it personally."-Caellach, FE: The Sacred Stones "There's a black boy dead for no reason, and the man responsible for it's dead. Let the dead bury the dead, Mr. Finch. Let the dead bury the dead."-Heck Tate, To Kill A Mockingbird "In the name of God, do your duty."-Atticus Finch, To Kill A Mockingbird "It's (courage) when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what."-Atticus Finch, To Kill A Mockingbird "I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than: to get you into bed."-Ross, Friends "Ew, Lamb Chop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for 30 years it be talking too."-Chandler, Friends "So you mean we are going to calm down the most self-absorbed women in the world by sitting around and doing paintings of her while she has a conversation with her own right hand?"-Steve, Coupling "This will not be quick. You will not enjoy this. I am not your queen."-Queen Gorgo, 300 "Who's the bitterest man in the living room? The bitterest man in the living room?"-Chandler, Friends "Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance, make a little love...well, pretty much get down tonight."-Chandler, Friends "But you know you always see these beautiful women with 'nothing' guys? You could be one of those guys."-Pheobe, Friends "Pants and a sweater? Why Mom? Who am I going to meet in a black-out? Power company guys? Elligible looters?"-Monica, Friends "What's messing you up? The wine? The candles? The moonlight?"-Joey, Friends "Oh-no, I'm a fabulous mom. I bought my son his first condums." "...And then he burst into flames."-Mrs. Bing and Chandler, Friends "They're parents. After a certain point, you gotta let go. Even if you know better you got to let them make their own mistakes."-Joey, Friends "Aw, man, in my next life I'm coming back as a toliet brush."-Chandler, Friends "So, it's a typical day work. I'm in putting my numbers and Big All calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me Processing Supervisor. So...I quit."-Chandler, Friends "Well if you can't talk dirty to me, than you can't talk dirty to her. Now tell me you want to caress my butt!"-Joey, Friends "Well, smack my ass and call my Judy!"-Steve, Friends "Bears overboard! They're drowning! Don't just stand there, call 911. Hey fellows, grab onto a Sugar-Oat. Save yourselves!"-Steve, Friends "Are you sure? Pheobe just threw away two Jacks because they didn't look happy."-Ross, Friends "Hello, kettle, this is Monica. You're black."-Pheobe, Friends "Everything you hear in poker game is pure crap!"-Aunt Iris, Friends "Ooooh, I'm a man. Ooooh, I have a penis. Oooooh, I have to win money to exert my power over women."-Rachel, Friends "No! I'm bluffing! You guys haven't learned crap!"-Aunt Iris, Friends "Damn the jellyfish! Damn all the jellyfish!"-Monica, Friends "I fooled like a cheep hooker who got hit the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (sees everyone staring at him funny) ...I'm out."-Joey, Friends "The guy's the Devil. He's Satan in a smock."-Rachel, Friends "This is madness, it's madness I tell you! For the love of God, Monica, don't to it!"-Pheobe, Friends "Oh, c'mon, tell me. I could use another reason why women won't look at me."-Chandler, Friends "I can't believe you two had sex in her dream!" "I'm sorry, it was one-time thing. I was very drunk and it was someone else's subconscious."-Ross and Chandler, Friends "No! Not Barker. That man is dead. It's Todd, now. Sweeney Todd. And he shall have his revenge..."-Sweeney Todd, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street "The years no doubt have changed me sir, but then, I suppose the face of a barber, the face of a prisoner in the dock - is not particularly memorable."-Sweeney Todd, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street "There's a hole on the world like a great black pit and it is filled with people who are filled with shit and the vermin of the world inhabit it."-Sweeney Todd, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street "How about a shave?"-Sweeney Todd, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street "You there, my friend. Come, let me hold you. Now, with a sigh you grow warm in my hand, my friend, my clever friend. Rest now, my friends. Soon I'll unfold you. Soon you'll know splendors you never have dreamed all your days, my lucky friends. Till now your shine was merely silver. Friends you shall drip rubies... You'll soon drip precious rubies..."-Sweeney Todd, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street "Alright! You sir, you sir, how about a shave? Come and visit your good friend Sweeney. You sir, you sir? Welcome to the grave. I will have vengenance. I will have salvation. Who sir, you sir? No one in the chair, come on! Come on! Sweeney's waiting. I want you bleeders. You sir - anybody. Gentlemen don't be shy! Not one man, no, no ten men. Not a hundred can assuage me - I will have you! And I will get him back even as he gloats. In the meantime I'll practice on dishonorable throats."-Sweeney Todd, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street "They all deserve to die. Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why. Because in all of the whole human race, Mrs Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two. There's the one they put in his proper place and the one with his foot in the other one's face. Look at me, Mrs Lovett, look at you. Now we all deserve to die. Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why. Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief. For the rest of us death will be a relief. We all deserve to die."-Sweeney Todd, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street "Let me see if I have this right. 'Gawain, the noble and chilvalrous knight of Arthur. A king's champion, his prowess with women was unsurpassed.' That is you, is it not?" "Yes, and according to that book, you're an old, bald man."-Merlin and Gawain, Lords of Avalon: Sword Of Darkness “Who gave her our phone number?” “Okay, well, who had the motive? Was it the actor (motions to Joey)? The chef (motions to Monica)? The masseuse (motions to herself)? …Or was it the guy who is dating her?”-Rachel and Pheobe, Friends "You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half pure evil!"-Ross, Friends Chandler: Stay out of my freezer. -Friends "How you doin'?"-Joey, Friends "C'mon, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie. It's cheating on Rachel in her house of worship."-Chandler, Friends "Why, yes, Ross. Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia."-Chandler, Friends "She is so bad that she makes me want to put my fingers through my eyes and swirl my brain around."-Terry, Friends "Ducks is heads because...ducks have heads!" "What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?"-Joey and Chandler, Friends "Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he nver has to call you again and he got you thinking this is a great idea? This man is my God!"-Joey, Friends "Go for it man. Jump off the high dive. Stare down the barrel of a gun. Pee in the wind!" "Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'll be peeing every which way."-Joey and Chandler, Friends "Dude, I totally understand. Usually when I have baby with a woman I like to slow things down!"-Joey, Friends "If you hadn't just had a baby with my best friend I swear to Lucifer a rabid dog would be feasting on your danglers right now."-Phoebe, Friends "All I'm saying is that Joey and Charlie don't have anything in common." "I don't know, they seemed to have a shared interest in each other's tonsils."-Rachel and Ross, Friends "I get home and I see Julie's sailing solution on my nighttable and I'm thinking to myself: Oh my God, what the hell am I doing?! I mean, here I am with Julie, this incrediable, great woman who I care about and who cares about me and I'm like what, just going to throw all that away?" "You got all that from sailing solution?"-Ross and Joey, Friend "Happy or sad, you still have to live. Live happy." _ "Good things come in different sizes" "Love hurts, but you can't live without it" "In the darkness, an angel cries" "I enter the crowd and faded away into nothing..." Trust is hard to find, but once you found it, you will be happy" "Its alright to dream every once awhile, but keep your feet in reality or you will end up like me." #xtab position: relative; width: 100; height: 3em; #xtab ul#primary margin: 0; padding: 0; position: absolute; bottom: -1px; #xtab ul#primary li display: inline; list-style: none; #xtab ul#primary a,#xtab ul#primary span,#xtab ul#primary a.current display: block; float: left; padding: 6px; margin: 1px 2px 0 0; text-align: center; font-size: 1em; text-decoration: none; #xtab ul#primary a border: 1px solid #AAA; border-bottom: 1px solid #666; #xtab ul#primary a.current border-bottom: 1px solid #ffffff; #xtab ul#primary a:hover border-bottom: 1px solid #ffffff; "Happy or sad, you still have to live. Live happy." _ "Good things come in different sizes" "Love hurts, but you can't live without it" "In the darkness, an angel cries" "I enter the crowd and faded away into nothing..." Trust is hard to find, but once you found it, you will be happy" "Its alright to dream every once awhile, but keep your feet in reality or you will end up like me." #xtab position: relative; width: 100; height: 3em; #xtab ul#primary margin: 0; padding: 0; position: absolute; bottom: -1px; #xtab ul#primary li display: inline; list-style: none; #xtab ul#primary a,#xtab ul#primary span,#xtab ul#primary a.current display: block; float: left; padding: 6px; margin: 1px 2px 0 0; text-align: center; font-size: 1em; text-decoration: none; #xtab ul#primary a border: 1px solid #AAA; border-bottom: 1px solid #666; #xtab ul#primary a.current border-bottom: 1px solid #ffffff; #xtab ul#primary a:hover border-bottom: 1px solid #ffffff; "Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness,and just be happy.''-Guillame Apollinare ''If music be the food of Love,play on.''-William Shakespeare ''Never bend your head.Always hold it high.Look the world straight in the face.''-Helen Keller ''If you obey all the rules,you miss all the fun.''-Katharine Hepburke ''Goals are like this: if you're on a ship,with holes in the bottom,and no captain,the only land you'll find on that voyage is at the bottom of the ocean.''-me ''Stressed is desserts spelt backwards.''-Truism ''If you can't reach for the sky,grab a shovel.''-uknown "The first letter of a paragraph is just important as the words you choose to put in it.''-me "You just killed a fucking preist. I knew you were going to hell before, but goddamn, you've got reservations and a firstclass ticket now."-Hidan to Itachi, Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly "Heaven doesn't want me, and hell's afraid I'll take over."-uknown "Laugh as if you've got forever, live as if you only have a day."-me Projects: Secrets and Lies - Well people of Konoha did something terrible to Sakura. Now underneath that sweet tempered girl she plans her revenge taking in the Akatsuki and welcoming Konoha to what they did to her. Upcoming Projects: Vendetta E Morte- Sequel to Secrets and Lies. Now that the Akatsuki have left and the seals break Konoha does something even worse to Sakura. Unintentionally throwing Konoha into Sakura's well planned war. Now the world finds themselves in a game where sides don't matter and revenge is brought into play. Qualcosa Migliore- When Sasuke comes back he brought Karin. Who replaces Sakura. Something in Sakura snaps. Now she plans to join the Akatsuki and take revenge to those who ruined her life.Starting with Konoha. ItaSaku Not Team 13 inculded For Secrets and Lies, and Puppeteers, Puppets and Bloody Kunai: Team 13 Bio Captains: Hanaka Zenkai and Haruka Team: Assasination and Tracking Hanaka Zenkai: Age: 13 DOB: Febuary 17 Village of Origin: Hoshigakure(Hidden Star) Waist length purple hair.Eyes a bright purple. Skin- slightly pale. Clothess-orange tank top with fishnet shirt underneath.Green shorts tocalf and fishnet leggings. Ninja sandals Specialties: Earth jutsu,Star jutsu, medical ninjutsu, weapons Animal: tiger cub_Kisa Sumaru Zenkai: Haruka: Age: 9 DOB: November 15 Village if Origin: Unkown White hair pulled into tight braid. Deathly pale. Black shirt with white trimming.Black medical skirt with white shorts. Bandages on legs.Eyes coal black. Blind. No shoes. Blank headband with a slash. Specialties: Fire Jutsu, medical ninjutsu, unkown jutsu Animal: Snake_ Daiki Hikari Akuma: Age: 11 DOB: April 30 Village of Origin: Iwagakure( hidden stone) Short dark midnight blue hair. Gold eyes. Hair usually blocks eyes from view.Tan colored skin. Grey dress. Fishnettng underneath. Ninja Shoes. Specialties: Air Jutsu,medical ninjutsu,Poison specialist,Light Jutsu Animal: Wolf cub _ Senji I'll do the other two tommorrow. Age: 13 DOB: Febuary 17 Village of Origin: Hoshigakure(Hidden Star) Same visual as in Anime Specialties: Swords,blood jutsu, Star jutsu For Arrancar: Mitarashii Sayu: (Last, Middle, First) Full Name: Mitarashii, Yuna, Sayu Age: 13 (looks 12) Sex: F D.O.B.: January 14 Family: Mother – unknown- Japanese Father – living- French Brother- deceased Hair: Brown – almond Eyes: Yellow-sun kissed Skin Tone: slightly tan Clothes: When Fighting: Typical Arrancar Uniform- white shirt, white pants Normal: Kimono- Dark blue with light blue flowers, yellow obi (like what Shizune in Naruto wears) Or Hat, formal or informal clothes, often depending on what Yuki wears, for whom she wears, and the color scheme. Species: Arrancar? (Human form, summon hollow mask, undefined) Death: Murdered by gang (brother included, later to be killed by Sayu) Personality: Mischievous Sadistic Masochistic Childish Adventurous Fun loving Carefree Serious and extremely loyal to Orihime, Yuki and Tsukiko Loving Naïve when responsibility is mentioned Selfish and argumentative when with Yuki Slightly protective of Orihime’s friends (example of this is after beating Ichigo, she shows up in Karakura town and defeats several hollows for hurting him, Uryuu, Chad and Rukia) Timeline: Sayu Mitarashii was originally born in present day Narita, Japan. But died at birth. So being a soul but also still a baby she roamed the earth basically as a blank. Until taking the body of a baby that died of cradle death. In the new body she looked no different than with her original family. And acquired some traits from her new family. Being a soul for so long she acquired the same level of power as a shinigami captain. Later her and her companions revealed to each other that they all were already dead souls. Sayu first met Orihime when Orihime was still with her family. They were two years old when they first met. Instantly hitting it off they met Yuki one year later. The two often disagreed when it came to Orihime’s safety and often disagreed with each other although they shared the same views. To most they were two peas in a pod. Often times both helped bring Orihime out of her shell. Including teaching her new things and helping her live by herself. Sayu and Yuki knew of how her parents treated Orihime. And in a way grew to be adoptive parents. Once when they were alone Sayu and Yuki agreed that if anything would happen to them that would interfere with there friendship with Orihime they would stay no matter what. Both chose not to dwell on the fact that they weren’t the most responsible and mature of people. Within a few years both met Tsukiko. Somehow her and Orihime gained friendship and Tsukiko joined their little group. Because Tsukiko was older and much more mature she took the job of keeping everyone in line and watching out for everyone. Sadly they were killed in a gang fight merely three days after Orihime’s brother’s death. The gang included Sayu’s half-brother, Kai, who after stabbing Yuki stabbed Sayu. In the end Tsukiko, Sayu and Yuki killed everyone except Kai, who ran away, and Orihime, who was safe hiding. The problem was that they had also died. So to protect their promise they stayed souls. Sometimes running from shinigami and hollows. But after seeing how much trouble that Orihime could get into they became determined to protect her. And soon enough developed hollow powers because of their sadness and anger toward their deaths. Later Sayu returned to her family and killed her brother. She did this by scaring him to death and made it look like a heart attack. Sticking to their promise Tsukiko and Yuki also furthered their power and helped dispose of Sayu’s brother. Later after Orihime being taken to Hueco Mundo, all of them infiltrated Las Noches and proved their power they were awarded Orihime’s guardianship and explained what had happened. Although they were shocked when Orihime explained that she knew they were still there and felt partly responsible for not letting them move on. Later in the story it is explained that Sayu has a strong dislike for Ichigo because he let Orihime get hurt. Her and Yuki take part time residence in Ichigo’s inner world and often drag him into it when they talk. They both have a strong dislike for Ichigo and point it out. Although the reasons for this have been hinted at times. They often explain things to Ichigo that most people wouldn’t understand. And often look differently at things than most people. Sword Name: Musei Sendo (Silent Death) Shikai: Fue Odori (Flute Dance) Bankai: Sainen (Revival) Command Release: Shou (Destroy) Shikai: Sayu’s Shikai developed after her habit of singing and dancing. Most people comment on how her stance, posture and ways of fighting and walking are dance like and hold a gazelle like grace to them. And is calming and graceful where Yuki is more of a leopard like grace. Her Shikai involves her zanpukto transforming into a more hardened ribbon and plays like a flute. The difference is that Sayu can control, kill or force her opponent into something. This ability is demonstrated when she subdues Ichigo in his inner world. The faster and more lively the melody, the more damage, control and amount of force is put into her attacks. Her shikai is not as powerful as others. The true nature of the attack is used for offencive purposes and is made to subdue a victim. Which is why Yuki is her partner and often fight together or with each other. Bankai: Sayu’s Bankai is developed after Misashi Kishimoto’s Hidan’s ability. The differnce is that if she is killed. Example: Stabbed in the heart. She must find a replacement body. And can be bedridden if the wounds are severe enough. Which is why she hardly uses bankai in a fight. She prefers to use it as a defensive manuver. This also describes her partial masochistic tendencies. Her sword’s regular form is a black ribbon. It is known that Orihime originally fixed it so that it blended in with her hair and was used to pull Sayu’s shoulder length hair, which can be messy, behind her so that it is impossible to get in the way. Hollow/Arrancar: Yuki, Tsukiko and Sayu all share the distinct ability to form hollow masks. And at times only using half, much like the visords. In this form they gain the ability to form cero’s and also shunpo. Cases where they summon a uniform of Arrancar clothes have happened. Although it is unsure if they are because of Arrancar level power or just an extra. Sayu Background: Sayu had spare time during her time looking after Orihime. She also already was half-French and half Japanese. So increasing her knowledge she learned over 21 languages, and due to Yuki being half-German and Japanese, and Tsukiko being English and Japanese she often speaks, swears and often times sings in these four languages the most. She does this to piss people off and gets kicks out of it. But her main language is Japanese. Again she just swears and sings in different languages because she can. But speaks differently to piss people off. Physical: Sayu has a slender body. Not towering over many people at 5’4” she often intimidates people by manipulating the way her eyes look and how she seems to them. Although her smile usually remains in place the only person she actually scowls at is Yuki. She is carefree and lively person. Much like her counterpart Yuki, who she often fights besides in battles. Her smile is a warm and light hearted even softening Tsukiko once in a while, Yuki once remarked to Ichigo that her smile is from getting high on life and the scowl is a relic of her past. It is explained that she is easygoing and very carefree. Although her scowl is from a part of her past only Orihime, Yuki and Tsukiko know. All refuse to explain. Despite being centuries old. From being born in the early 1500’s. Her body is that of when she died, staying at the look of an adolescent. She sometimes remarks on how she may never have a “magnificent rack” like Orihime. Although her curves fit her height, she is sometimes mistaken for a male. These people have not been found. But overall is pretty. She often refers to Orihime as ; oka-chan, ka-chan, oni-chan, nee-chan and Hime-chan. Tsukiko; Tsuki-chan, Tsuki-san and Tsukiko-san. She loves to annoy Tsukiko ( who prefers the older and mature to the young and childish) Although everyone knows that Tsukiko secretly enjoys being called “Tsuki-chan”. And a variety of nicknames for Yuki ranging from, “Yu-kun”, “Yu-chan”, and “Koishii” to more intimate names. “Yuki-ni”, “Yuki-senpai” and “Yuki-chan”. She often gives nicknames like Yachiru, calling Ichigo “carrot-top” or “berry-chan” Her and Yuki often are together and are on the same train of thought sometimes. So much as that they begin sentences and never finish because of knowing what the other is, was, or going to say. Sayu, Tsukiko and Yuki all have gifts. These gifts help shape that they are and their personalities. Sayu can see into the future. Knowing what a person may do and say. Or see what they were thinking. And so on. Tsukiko can basically take over a person’s mind. And Yuki deals with emotions. Tsukiko and Yuki will come later. Please tell me if this was informative enough, or if I should add more. This is the Bio for a character in one of my new stories. So basically Sayu is all smiles and mischief because she knows almost everything about the world. Read and Review~ Lady Natsume Don’t put a story worth of criticism in. Please. This is just the background information on a character. There are several things you must know. This is a biography. It doesn’t matter what people say. I’m doing this for your sake so that you know who the characters are and get a feel for them. The girl died, she doesn’t have a French name because she didn’t know her family. She grew up in a dead body with a new family. Because of this she gained a new name. And I didn’t feel like telling anyone her birth name. You have to understand. Most people have different personalities. This is her. It WILL ALWAYS BE HER. She is happy and chipper with a side of masochistic tendencies. Like how Ichigo is protective and kind with a side of impatience. The visords and stuff will be explained. A hint is that it had something to do when Aizen was still in Soul Society and an experiment similar to the Bounts. These gifts are part of 4) so please wait until it is explained. She speaks many different languages. German, French, English and Japanese are the four main ones. Japanese is her main one. She just adds words in other languages to piss people off. But for her shikai and her hobby of singing she learns different languages and cultures. So she can use the flute. Because Orihime doesn’t like it when she curses in Japanese she curses in different languages. Hence knowing them. Several others will be done closer to when the story will be published. | |||||||
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