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Author has written 4 stories for Danny Phantom, Harry Potter, X-Men: Evolution, and Naruto. 92 Percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. If your random copy and paste this into your profile If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, post this in your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!! If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when someone will come along, open you up, and eat your insides. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you are addicted to ninjas and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes. If people were meant to pop out of bed we would all sleep in toasters. Voldemort, Voldemort, oo Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive. If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Soul Stance, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, SMARTALIENQT, Luthien Saralonde, Xiaahandrus, Starfire-chan521, kittyore9 If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile. Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this. If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this into your profile. "Touch me, and the last thing you'll see is my ten pound, over loaded purse."-liliedove "Your imagination isn't fake; it's another world where you creat your own paridise." -Liliedove They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, 'cuz if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill too many people. Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese! I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole! Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly. U know you live in 2007 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password into the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually look to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did Things I Hate About Everyone 1 People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is? 9When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'has the bus come yet?’ If the bus came would I be standing here dummy? Here's some ways to have fun 1.Sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice. 3. Everytime someone askes you to do something ask them if they want fries with that. 4. Put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in". 5. Order a 'diet' water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face. 6. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 7.Skip rather than walk. 8. Don't use any punctuation (including spaces). 9. Sing along at the opera. 10. Five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood. 11. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom. 12. When money comes out of the A.T.M. scream "I won, I won!" 13.When leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, the animals are loose!" 14. Put this on your page and make someone else smile. IF YOU CRY, I CRY IF YOU CHEER, I CHEER IF YOU JUMP OFF A CLIFF, I'LL MISS YOUR TEXTS. XD :) Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!! 1. Naruto 2. Sakura 3. Sarutobi 4. Sasuke 5. Neji 6. Tenten 7. Tobio 8. Gaara 9. Jiraya (sp?) 10. Temari 11. Shikamaru 12. Sai 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? I have NEVER 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Sasuke isn't hot! He is mean-ish, but NOT I repeat NOT hot! 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? OMFG! xDDDD I WOULD LUAHG SO HARD I WOULD END UP DEAD IN THE END!
Yea and their funny! 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? UhSure I mean SakuTen isn't a bad couple, but it isn't my fav.
Maybe NejiTen but NOT NejiJiraxDDD 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? XD Tobio would be like, "I saw nothing, but I may say something." 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic? Uh... NO! 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Yes but i dont like to read them that much. 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Sai wanted Naruto 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? WTH does that mean?! 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? No... 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Maybe if they had nothing else to draw 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five Sakura/Sasuke/Neji Fanfic? Never 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Temari scream? Ithink she is too tough to scream. 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Um... Gaara doesn't sing... Nor Will He Ever! 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Naruto/TenTen/Sai... Rated M for oddness and Sai's OOC shock bc naruto is a boy XD :) 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Hey Pink is what Temari would say to Sakura xD 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Shikamaru would say, "Sakura went to Suna for a while and she will probaby come back in a few years with kids." :) (not tht creative but i couldnt think of anyhtin else) 20) How emo is Seven? Tobio?emo? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YEAH RIGHT! Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy General Are you obsessed with Harry Potter? Could You Prove That Statement In Court? Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s? What’s Hermione’s? What’s Ron’s? What’s Harry’s? What’s Ginny’s? Have You Seen All The Movies? Read All The Books? What Do You Think Of JKR? Favorites Weasley? Character, Overall? Female Character? Male Charcter? Group Of Characters? Adult? Professor? Ship? Spell? Serpantsorsia (idk if right spelling though) Place? Weasley Twin? Product? Nosebleed Nogarts Shop? Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Least Favorites Weasley? Character, Overall? Female? Male? Adult? Student? Spell? Book? Ship? Sweet? Death Eater? Shop? Place? Professor? Couples? What Do You Think? Ron/Hermione? Harry/Hermione? Harry/Ginny? Harry/Luna? Harry/Pansy? Ron/Lavander? Ron/Luna? Ron/Pansy? Ron/Fleur? Hermione/Krum? Hermione/Draco? Hermione/FredORGeorge? James/Lily? Lily/Snape? Lily/Sirius? Lily/Lupin? Tonks/Lupin? Draco/Pansy? Fred/Angelina? It's JK's world, she can do what she wants. Bill/Fleur? Harry/Cho? This Or That? Harry or Ron? Hermione or Ginny? Neville or Seamus? Snape or Slughorn? Fred Or George? Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione? ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey? Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes? Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks? James/Lily or Snape/Lily? Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley? Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees? Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw? Random Have you Been to A Release Party? Ever cried while reading one of the books? A Movie? Books or Movies? Had A Dream About Harry Potter? Been To A Fansite? Been to JKR’s Site? Have You Ever Roleplayed? If So/Do..Who were you/ are you? Did you use to have an absurd theory? What was it? Did you/Do you hide your obbsession? Did it/ Does it work? Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all? Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”? Did you just try to prove that wrong? Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials? Did you just try to prove that wrong? Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike? Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike? Do you know what fanfiction is? Ever Been To A Fanfiction site? Do you read fanfiction? If so, do you like it? Are you a member of a fanfiction site? What site? Do you write fanfiction? Do you like to write fanfiction? Ever had Harry Potter Candy? Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff? Do you have Harry Potter Scene It? Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt? What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too? Do You Agree With This? Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter? What Are They? Do you object to being Called By them? Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession? Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter? What’s One?(You don’t have to explain) Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter? Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter? Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts? Have you re-read the books? Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party? Have You Had An RP Party? Do You Want To? Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical? Have You Ever Wrote One? Do You Want To? Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter? If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it Are You Going To Write One? IS The Musical Thing Annoying You? Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter? Quiz 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ How to do Naruto! Eat ramen for breakfast,lunch,and dinner (I have nver tried it yet but I want to soo bad) Stick your hand in a electric box and scream chidori as you pass out (I don't think so, but i would laugh so hard if someone did...) Roll your eyes behind your head and scream Byakugan (oh yea) Dye your head blond,black, or pink and try to run up a tree. (sounds like fun) Trade in your hat for a forhead protector ( I have a forehead protecter!!) Claim your gonna kill ur best friend 2 get a better Sharigan (Maybe...jk) Copy everything a person does and claim its ur bloodline (I would.) Graduate highshool and proclaim ur self as Anbu (Oh hellz yes!) List Anbu as current occupation on a job application (I'd be put in the nuthouse!) spout out a random character quote on command (lolz) Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way" (Okay!) When you run, you run with your arms behind you (I do that all the time with a buds.) Try to walk on top of a hot spring (It doesn't work yet!) When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage (Or to be priminister, that ould be cool.) Write your name in blood on a big scroll (Ouch!) Take a leave of absence for 2½ years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter (Oh ya!) You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand. (Heh, Gaara of the funk) You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain. (Maybe on playdough.) You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. (my friend named her dog Tobi...) You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. (I kept bugs in my pockets when I was little...I was a weird kid) You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline. (OHHHH YEAH!!) You always wear green, skintight clothes. (No way) When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. (Don't say it's stupid, it's a good excuse!) You dye your hair white and spy on girls. (OH HELL NO) You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage. (NO THANK YOU) Some awesome quotes from icons - - If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE -So I was like Avada Kadavra and he was like Dead - I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling. - Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret. - Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar - I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort. - I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month. - I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort - I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape - I will not scare the Arythmancy students with my calculas book - Jesus was a Hufflepuff - Dear Harry, I hate you, Love Voldy - When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley. - This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid. -"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked infront of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy -I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office -I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy! -Professer Flitwick's name is not Yoda -I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class -If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm -Neville: OMG I killed Harry Potter (somewhere in the distance) Voldemort: Nooooo! I wanted to do it! sob -Draco: I mock you with my spirit fingers! (don't ask) -I stalked a death eater and all i got was this lousy potions master! -I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wandb -I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing -I will not follow potions intstructions in reverse order just to see what happens -I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals -I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween -I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton -Perfect ending to The Harry Potter Series: The Giant Squid consumes Britian -Sirius Black escaped askaban... evaded death eaters... outwitted ministry... killed by drapery. (he had a good run) -I have a lot to live up to you know. There are so many Gryffindors' to tourture, and my minions can't do all the work. That's why I need milk. Because, ferrets with strong bones bounce a lot higher. GOT MILK? ~ Draco Malfoy I will try and update my stories but i may not continue the danny phantom one! PM me on ur opinion. BETA reader- Rachel | |||||||
1. The girl in both worlds » reviewsNo set parings and this is a really bad summary....When a strange girl discovers she's a mutant, weird things start happening at the institute....Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-6-09 - Shadowcat & Gaara2. Team Kakashi at Hogwarts » reviewsNaruto and the rest of Team Kakashi go to Hogwarts to protect Harry Potter and friends for the year. Takes place in 5th year and Naruto isnt shippuden.Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 1-12-09 - Harry P. & Naruto U.3. Exposed Phantoms with BETA » reviewsthis is a remake of my other story with my BETA Rachel. read it and tell me if you like it better :Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-26-09 - Dan Phantom4. Exposed Phantom » reviewsJust what the title says. Sorrie some are short! R&R! Tell me some ideas!Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-25-09 - Published: 11-4-08 - Dan Phantom & Sam M.
