P. Lambert-Jensen
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since: 10-31-08, id: 1729580, Profile Updated: 01-24-13
country: New Zealand
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Kuroshitsuji.

Biography:

Hello, I am P. Lambert-Jensen. I'm -- in the most simplistic of terms -- an unpaid, unrecognized author. I am most commonly found absorbed in the latest content I have constructed, but, as all authors do, I also suffer a severe case of writer's block. Nonetheless, I love to write. In most circumstances, the domain I am often found in are either supernatural, romantic based novella's, or in the case of fanfiction, I tend to live exclusively in the NARUTO Shippuden (Kishimoto Masashi NARUTO Shippuden), universe, alternating and moulding the world to my benefits. For most -- if not, all -- I started to write fanfiction with Haruno Sakura (Kishimoto Masashi NARUTO Shippuden), as the heroine. The earlier content I had published -- Akatsuki Blossom, Aniki!, CPR, Hormonal Disadvantages and Shut Up and Sleep With Me -- had not been the best content, which had been published, which has made me come to the conclusion that each will be re-written and the ends will be rounded-off better. However, this decision will not come into play, until after my lengthy hiatus. Below, are the summaries and basic information of the re-written stories which will be found on this website, and several new stories that I have started.

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Updates:


Friday 25 January, 2013: I am aware that I have not updated or posted in numerous months, due to personal reasons and an inability to find a device that can upload any work that I create before I tragically murder the poor sod. Regardless, I also regrettably announce that the demented muse and I have not settled on the same decisions, therefore, I will officially re-announce my hiatus. In the future, perhaps later in the year, which could possibly be impossible due to my personal goals, including school and work, I will try to release a somewhat admirable masterpiece. I apologise for the inconvinience, especially to those whom had been looking forward to the re-release, edited, plot-hole-less version of Akatsuki Blossom. However, there is some progress in its planning, which I have tried to keep it as canon as possible! It was a difficult task. If the first several chapters are not released later in the year, I apologise once more. Thank you for bearing with me! Bye!


1. Straightforward reviews
Itachi wasn't a subtle man; what he wanted is what he got, no matter the circumstances. And he wanted her. Not that she was all that opposed to the idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 11-17-12 - Sakura H. & Itachi U. - Complete
2. It's Not A Free World reviews
It was their fault he had wandered into her bedroom, uninvited, in the middle of the night. It was not because he had issues with his pride or sexuality. Nope. Madara blamed Pein and Konan – it was all their fault.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-16-12 - Sakura H. & Madara U. - Complete
3. Bad Kitty reviews
"You've been a bad kitty!" I shouted, pulling the trigger, and using a fake Transylvanian accent. Two strange scenes, of pure fan-girlish randomness. Warning: Implies Sebastian taking off his clothes. CRACK
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-17-11 - Sebastian M. - Complete
4. CPR reviews
Sakura's decision to attend CPR lessons grasps the attention of her boyfriend, Itachi, whom knows no bounds to prevent her from completing that course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-20-10 - Sakura H. & Itachi U. - Complete
5. Akatsuki Blossom » reviews
Being replaced is never easy, I for one know it first hand. I will share you the tragic tale that lead me into the arms of the most notorious Shinobi in the Ninja World. The Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 469 - Updated: 11-9-10 - Published: 4-3-10 - Sakura H. & Akatsuki - Complete
6. Shut Up and Sleep With Me reviews
Sequel. After the events of one hour ago, Sakura not only has to bare listening to Konan and Pein, but now also Madara and a random Prostitute. Another encounter with Uchiha Itachi makes it all different, but Madara is deeply disappointed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-7-10 - Sakura H. & Akatsuki - Complete
7. Hormonal Disadvantages reviews
"And I'm the Hormonal Teenager?" While Konan and Pein engage in some 'activities' the rest of the Akatsuki are forced to listen to their ravishing time. Madara - fed up - seeks attention. Leaving Sakura scarred, Itachi confused and Madara indifferent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-16-10 - Sakura H. & Akatsuki - Complete
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