Right now I am officially bored! I have no idea what to do because I am just so bored. I have no interest at the moment for writing any new chapters or stories for one simple reason, I still have writers block which likes to disappear and reappear as it wishes...

Gah! I don't know what to do so I'm going to do trial and error down below not my fault of how it turns out. Parewhai + Boredom = Randomness. So be aware!! -spooky voice-

The Me adventures of Naruto and friends! (yeah awesomeness name!)

Episode 1-Ichiraku Ramen

"I want Ichiraku Ramen" complained Naruto

"Well I want you to shut-up!" I growled

"That's my line!" snapped Sakura

"Fssht. Who do you think made that line thats right its me sister!" I scolded

"Hn" grunted Sasuke

"Hn? Is that even a word or is it an abreviation of "Hmph?"?" I asked confused

"Aa" he replied deadpanned. I glowered at him

"End of subject!" I declared unhappily

"What now?" asked Naruto

"I don't know..." answered Sakura

"I thought the purpose of the whole episode is of we all bicker at each other then 'The End'?" interuptted Sasuke

"HE TALKS! Did you guys know this?" I said ignoring his statement

"Yup! I did he talks about how he has a deep and hidden infatuation with Sakura-Chan!" announced Naruto with a theserous

I nodded

"NARUTO I'M GOING TO MAUL YOU!" shouted Sasuke

"Aw, c'mon Teme don't be like t'at" whined Naruto

"I'll be like that you can't understand why I told you that!" he screamed back!

"I understand...its because you're afraid to be outshined by Itachi-kun!" I shouted stupidly

"I'M GOING TO RIP YOU TO SHREADS!" he shouted!

-Two Chibi Kittens come up holding a sign reading One Week Later-

Myself, Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto were wrapped up in bandages head to toe thank you to Gaara who got annoyed with the noise and commotion we were making. And decided to punish us...to the point

"I'm hungry!" I complained

"You're like a cat, meowing constantly!" shouted Sasuke impatiently

"Get use to it buddy!" I screamed

"Please keep it down, there are other patients" ordered a nurse

"I want Ichiraku" said Naruto.

THE END

-_- I think I overdid it with the crack story oh well peace!

Well I'm bored again so I'm just gonna list a bunch of random stuff about me!

Favourite Anime: Naruto Shippuden

Favourite Manga: Naruto Shippuden

Favourite Song: Livvi Franc feat. Pitbull-Now I'm the bitch (Clean)

Favourite Movie: Spirited Away and Naruto Shippuden Movie 2: Bonds

Favourite Book(s): The Mortal Instrument Series

Favourite Music: Hip hop, R&B and other

Favourite Band: Three Days Grace/Paramore

Favourite Actress: Kristen Stewart

Favourite Actor: Taylor Lautner and Cole Sprouse

Favourite Singer: Michael Jackson (He's the king of Pop! So duh!)

Favourite Rapper: Dizzee Rascal and Pitbull

Favourite Colour: Black, neon green and violet

Dreams: Bartender and Author

Crush: That's a secret

Randomness that I do!:

-I can't sleep when its quiet

-My friends and I are like a giant mob and to them I am their leader

-I can get along with nearly anyone if they make an effort

-I like cheese

-When I'm hungry I find nearly everything that isn't food disgusting

-I laugh when I get hurt (physically)

Things I hate!:

-Karin for obvious reasons

-Sasuke because he is blind

-Bitches there are exceptions though

-Heartbreakers, they should be put in jail!

-Sasuke...wait I've already listed him

-Itachi's death

-Naruto being blind about Hinata's love

-Being bored

-A girl named Danielle Rafferty! I don't care if she knows it or not! If you ARE reading this Danielle I want to tell you this! YOU ARE A PIG-HEADED BITCH!

-My temper

-My friends when they are being gross

-The colour orange

-This list because its so long

-People who try and confuse me (that's my job)

-Bullies

-Animal Cruelty

-Paparatiz

-Trends

-People who descriminate people

-People who judge others

-Me because I can be shallow

Why the world should vote me as their leader!

Because I'm stubborn! There ! mwhahahahaha

That's bout it for you to know me!

If you like to annoy your brother or sister, copy paste this on your profile.

If you want to save the world from Global Warming, copy paste this on your profile.

If you want to save animals, copy paste this on your profile.

Oh and last but not least, If you want to meet Masashi Kishimoto, copy paste this on your profile!

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you are a SasuSaku fan, add this on your profile –

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you believe Sakura and Sasuke belong together copy and paste this to your profile!

If you hate Karin copy and paste this to your profile!

If you think animal cruelty is wrong-discusting-inhumane-JUST NOT RIGHT!! THEN POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!

Chat with me on MSN at Parewhai_Gal@hotmail.com

UTHAH STUFF

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu,"as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

You know your obsessed with Naruto when...

-You pretend like you memorized hand signs and unleash a jutsu(I have memorized some handsigns though >:O)

-You grab random leaves and try to split them with your chakra

-You wait for the Manga Spoilers

-You wish your grandma looked like Tsunade

-You scream out jutsu names like RASENGAN and KATON

-You fantasize about being in the Naruto world (every day )

-You hate where Kishimoto is taking the story and you write your own version (i do but then my story gets discontinued cause i forget bout it...)

-You argue over which Naruto Kunoichi is stronger

-You think fillers are stupid

-You are on Mangafox posting on every thread

-You do origami and pretend your Konan (i can only make a paper airplane...)

-You start making couples for Naruto (been doing that forever!)

-When you make a list of things related to beeing obsessed with naruto...

-You refer to your homework as missions, and rank them as such (oooh i should so start doing that!)

-You know your a narutard when your week revolves around when the new chapter comes out, and your week gets thrown out of whack when it's late.

-Being called a Narutard is actually a compliment(it is a compliment :D)

-You know you're obsessed with Naruto when you sing/try to sing an opening even if you're told to shut up and to go kill yourself.(yeah thats happened...)

-You uses naruto and other characters as your avatar and signature(Guilty again -')

-You know your obsessed with Naruto when your goal in Life is to live long enough to see the end of Naruto.(It is though!!)

-You want to read Jiraya's books

-when you slap someone and laugh saying you cut off their chakra.(guilty!!)

-when you memorize every opening song for Naruto...subconciously

-When you shout KATSU when your by a candle and claim that the explosion you made lit the candle(I've sooooo done that like 100 times)

-If you say things like Dattebayo, Belive it,cha, un, hmm, or yeah at the end of each sentence(Guitly 'ttebayo!)

Copy and paste this into your profile if at least half of this applies to you.

If you are a narutard and proud of it, add this to your profile and add your name to the list: Keria Hoshigaki, Anialis,YaoiFanatic1031, Voodoo Doll Priestess

If you are a complete Akatsuki fan, add this to your profile and add your name to the list: Keria Hoshigaki, Anialis,YaoiFanatic1031, Voodoo Doll Priestess

Issues with me

I pretend to take herion

I can't stand sugar that much

I'm 13 and I can drink alot of beer before getting wasted

I have random mood swings when it ISN'T my time of month and I am pretty much normal when it IS my time of month

Last year on my school report my teacher put in as a comment "Needs to stop her random comments in the middle of class"

I can watch a bunch of scary movies and not get scared but scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops up XD