|Daughters of Night|
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Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, Misc. Books, and Ranger's Apprentice.
Hello and welcome to my little corner of this website!! (Actually this isn't a website--it's heaven on Earth.)
My friend everyoneisMISunderstood and I have decided that we are going to take over the world with her ability to predict stuffs, kidnap Greece, and rename it PAM. (You know...the cooking greese? Get it? It's a PUN! WE'RE BEING PUNNY!!...Just laugh already, okay?)
Anyways, My name's Alex and the co-person who sometimes comes on here is Julie, world's most dramatic person in the world. She's also a stalker too!!
So...you've probably come here because:
a) You actually liked one of our stories (XD, yeah right).
b) Someone told you there were come crazy people over here and you wanted to see if it was true.
c) You wanted to look at our very large selection of favorites that mainly revolve around Maximum Ride.
d) You thought the picture looked awesome.
e) You like nachos. You REALLLY like nachos.
f) You've discovered our bacon plots.
g) We reviewed your story, so you decided to stalk our profile and find out more about us before giving a reply. (Courtesty of Miss Summer's Winter.)
My Random Sites:
Artemis Fowl-HQ:(I sadly don't get on this much anymore.)
Max-Dan-Wiz:(Ditto to this one -- it just kind of died after a while.)
Quotes I've Found, Said, Heard, Or Read Over The Years:
Ari's Friend: Who are you?
Luke: You make me want to murder small children.
Luke: You make me want to scream profanities at small children.
Julie: JIGGLY JIGGLY JIGGLY JIGGLY!! IT'S NOT JIGGLING ENOUGH!!
Taylor: I asked him if I could touch his wenus, but he wouldn't let me!
Julie: I like your knees. And your elbows are very nice.
On A Piece of Flair: Give me my fanfiction and no one gets hurt.
Flair: FanFiction--because it's cheaper than therapy.
Flair: FanFiction--It's like crack, but cheaper.
Holly: RUB SOME DIRT IN IT!
Football Coach: Rub some salt and vinegar on it. It'll be okay.
Holly and Me: -cue British accent- SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME DARLIN YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME.
Holly: I want an orange elephant too!
Ari: You're obsessed with Iggy.
Sam, Andrew, and Me: -does Iggy cheer- PELVIC THRUST, PELVIC THRUST, HOO, HOO, HOO!
Luke: (drops apple juice jug) Alex, you friggin' terrorist.
Me: Son of a goddamn bacon eating, unicorn stealing, Iggy hating, Nazi unicorns!
Holly: I want him. I need him. Oh baby, oh baby.
Aimee: That guy is a lying Ronald McDonald fag bag! DUMP HIM, HOLLY.
Me: YES!! DR. M IS A FREAKING EVIL MOM WITH AN EVIL GRIN AND AN AWESOME EVIL CACKLE THAT TURNS EVERYTHING PINK INTO NACHOS AND BACON! WIN! SCORE!
Me: I will poke you with a pink Barbie spork if you don't fudging back off!
In a chat room on ArtemisFowl-HQ Holly: So close...so close...
Ashely: I had a dream about you last night, Alex.
Me: So, you know how we said that one guy liked that one girl?
Julie: -shoves me-
Me: -cocks head to side and gives evil grin- Why so serious?
Me: YES! THEY HAVE NACHOS! -drops down on knees and begins that weird bow thing-
Sydeny: I don't get it! If x equals six, y equals seven, then how does b equal ten? It should be nine! There is no justification in this! There is no logical explantion for why this is true!
On my answering machine: Hello, you've reached Alexandria. She cannot come to the phone right now, for she is currently battlelingfor world dominance using Coke and bendy straws. Sadly, the Happy Fairy Bunnies have fart arrows, so it may be a long battle. Please leave your message/death threat/scream/cackling laughter/stalkermessage after the C-4 Snicker Bar explodes.
Ms. K: This took me the whole period to write. And I have an English degree. An English degree. What does that tell you?
Sub: Where's Connor?
Sub: This is the U.S.S...crap.
Ray William Johnson video: You ain't got no pancake mix!
(Random Files Saved On My Computer, Written By Me And Meh Friends)
Dyna: We can't be together Iggy...because...I'M GOING TO LIVE FOREVER!
Iggy: (picks up the dead Dyna) Dyna, no! Don't go into the light! That's Max's territory, and she still hates you!
Saphire: Yeah, well, it's kind of important.
That feeling? Which feeling? My overwhelming paranoia, which was pretty high on even my best days, or the heart-pounding, mushy feeling I was getting from him being so close? Both were very prominent right now. --Max
That would be Iggy. He loved bacon like I loved Fa--excuse me, nachos.--Max
Gazzy: I just let loose a 10.5 on the Richter scale! There is no way you didn't smell that!
Seth: That was pretty philosophical of you.
Seth: So what if I had been lying in that patch of sunlight over there, completely naked?
Okay, I would totally pair up Jace Wayland and Church for a fight to the death for the last delicious piece of moo shu pork. I think it would be a tough competition if those two went at it; Church is hard to budge when it comes to getting food scraps (he didn't get that big without some determination on his part), but when it comes to moo shu pork, Jace is the one who's gonna fight like a horde of demons is after him - failure will not be an option, and the enemy must be obliterated. So obviously, I think Jace would win. Moo shu pork is to important to him. He would never let it go! -- Shelley, winner of the Epic Fight of Doom contest.
To love is to destroy, and to be loved is to be the one destroyed. -- Jace
If you were half as funny as you thought you were, you'd be twice as funny as you are. -- Madame Dorthea
You two can't fight forever you know.
"Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?'
"Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?"
"I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
Team Simon, because every vampire should wear nerd glasses.
You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When... (Bold iz me!)
1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
"Yes! Freaks rule!" -Fang
Nudge: "I look like a prep school Barbie. (sees Max) Actually, you look like a prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend."
"Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." -Fang
Max: "Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." (tries to hold out arms to show how much)
Fang: "There is one bright side to this."
'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' Gazzy.
If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.
"Not so fast. I'll take a cookie. I'm not proud" -Total
"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." -Fang...well, duh
"What is a stink bomb, anyway?" -Gazzy
"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -- Iggy
Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare
Maximum Ride by James Patterson
Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan
Killer Unicorns by Diana Peferfruend
Zombies vs. Unicorns: Anthology edited by Justine Larbelstier and Holly Black
Nevermore by Kelley Creagh
Song of the Lioness by Tamora Pierce
Beka Cooper by Tamora Pierce
The Immortals by Tamora Pierce
The Circle of Magic/The Circle Opens by Tamora Pierce
Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead
Harry Potter by J. K. Rowling
Lord of the Rings by J. R. Tolkien
Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Paloni
Graceling/Fire by Kristen Cashore
ANYTHING by Anne McCaffery
Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer
Wicked Lovely by Melissa Marr
Uglies by Scott Westerfield
Iron Fey by Julie Kagawa
Lament/Ballad by Maggie Steivfajkflajgelgkjsgkjrslg (I CAN NEVER REMEMBER HOW TO SPELL HER LAST NAME. -headdesk-)
Least Favorite Books:
Twilight by Stephanie Meyer
Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold
The Night World series by L.J. Smith
The Awakening/The Struggle by L.J. Smith
Wake by Lisa McMann
Uninvited by Amanda Marrone
Fever Crumb by Phillip Reeve
Personal Demons by Lisa Desrochers
Fallen by Lauren Kate
Voices of Dragons by Carrie Vaguhn
The Immortals by Alyson Noel
Time of the Witches by Anna Myers
Dragon's Keep by Janet Lee Carey
The Sight by David Clement-Davis
Unleashed by Kristopher Reisz
Skinned by Robin Wasserman
Random People Who I Tend To Talk A Lot To Or Somehow Know Because I'm Just Weird Like That:
(Looking very emo, I must say. :D But I love the picture.)
(The middle person, mkays? Not the other two. The girl in the middle.)
Max!!)(I love you
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