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Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, and Misc. Books. Hello and welcome to my little corner of this website!! (Actually this isn't a website--it's heaven on Earth.) Anyways, My name's Alex and the co-person who sometimes comes on here is Julie, world's most dramatic person in the world. She's also a stalker too!! So...you've probably come here because: a) You actually liked one of our stories (XD, yeah right). b) Someone told you there were come crazy people over here and you wanted to see if it was true. c) You wanted to look at our very large selection of favorites that mainly revolve around Maximum Ride. d) You thought the picture looked awesome. e) You like nachos. You REALLLY like nachos. Quotes me and my friends said (cause we're just THAT awesome) Me: I will poke you with a pink Barbie spork if you don't fudging back off! Me: Red haired people don't always plot world dominance! Laura: So basically what you're saying is that because we're vampires you wanna eat us? Brook: Hey Jennifer, there's your boyfriend. Ashely: I had a dream about you last night, Alex. Aimee: Kitties? My friend, Tater (Sam), told me to have a random conversation with my best friend in the world o_O HOLYFREAKINiPODSOFDOOM!!--Me!! Me: So, you know how we said that one guy liked that one girl? Taylor: Haha! I read City of Bones. It was so awesome! Sam: Oh God, you guys missed it! Julie: -shoves me- Me: MUWHAHAHAHA! Me: -cocks head to side and gives evil grin- Why so serious? Sydeny: Let us join hands and go cackling off into the sunset! Taylor: -links arms with me and Holly, Holly links with Sydeny and I link with Megan-Let's go act like we're preps in a bad romance movie and skip off into the sunset! (Skipping off into the sunset is a big inside joke with us. You shall see several more, if you're even bothering to read this.) Me: I never get why they don't just link arms and go skipping off into the sunset singing 'We're Off To See Gibbs'. Me: YES! THEY HAVE NACHOS! -drops down on knees and begins that weird bow thing- (On a flyer me and Jacob made) Are you getting annoyed with that old boyfriend/girlfriend of yours? Need a long break from your evil boss? Tired of that one kid in class that is determined to make you life miserable? Well, we have the answer for you! Just give them this brand-new cheap product: C-4 SNICKER BARS!! Sydeny: I don't get it! If x equals six, y equals seven, then how does b equal ten? It should be nine! There is no justification in this! There is no logical explantion for why this is true! On my answering machine: Hello, you've reached Alexandria. She cannot come to the phone right now, for she is currently battleling for world dominance using Coke and bendy straws. Sadly, the Happy Fairy Bunnies have fart arrows, so it may be a long battle. Please leave your message/death threat/scream/cackling laughter/stalker message after the C-4 Snicker Bar explodes. The Evil Copy and Paste Things: 46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, you buttmuncher." If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over. Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust? ~ IDK People who say anythings possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. (Trust me. I have.) Music is my boyfriend. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.. Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. Now who's asking the questions? :) Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile. Maximum Ride Thingys If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. "Yes! Freaks rule!" -Fang Nudge: "I look like a prep school Barbie. (sees Max) Actually, you look like a prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." "Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." -Fang Max: "Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." (tries to hold out arms to show how much) Fang: "There is one bright side to this." 'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' Gazzy. If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile. "Not so fast. I'll take a cookie. I'm not proud" -Total "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." -Fang...well, duh "What is a stink bomb, anyway?" -Gazzy "I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh and I'll see you there. If you dream in Maximum Ride, like, every night post this in your profile. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you've acted out funny lines you've come up with for your characters without noticing it and have received many odd looks/comments. IF IGGY'S YOUR FAVE LITTLE BLIND PYRO COOKER COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. Copy and Paste this into your profile if you think everyoneisMISunderstood's stories are AWESOME!! Best Friend Thingys Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friend: Will bail me out of jail Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up" Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: Is probably the reason the cops are after me in the first place Friend: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with you. Best Friend: Will call him, whispering 'Seven days... Friend: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. Everyone has a wild side - me and my friends just prefer to make it public If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile My best friend's name is Bob. Bob wants to rule the world. If you want to help Bob save the world, and therefore not die a horrible death, put the o_O guy beside every star you make. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. My imaginary friend doesn't like you either. If you happen to still talk to your imaginary Friend and occasionally punch him/her because they are know it alls copy and paste this into your profile. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn List 12 Of Your Favorite Characters, In No Particular Order: 1. Maximum Ride 1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? Jace and Rose...That would actually be pretty cool. 2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? I think he'd be decent looking. 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Isabelle and Jacob...That would be weird, since Jacob is actually a Downworlder and Izzy's a Shadowhunter. I think the world would end if Jake got Izzy pregnant. 4. Can you recall any fics about 9? Oh yeah, I can recall a TON. 5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? Iggy...and...Jace? -dies laughing- 6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why? Nico/Annabeth or Nico/Zoe...I'd go with Annabeth, because a) Zoe dies and b) Zoe's a Hunter of Artemis 7. What would happen if 7 were to walk in on 2 and 12 making out? Angel walking in on Iggy and Jacob making out... There are so many endless possiblites, all of them ending with a very pissed off Max. 8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic. (Summaries? I hate summaries) After leaving the flock in search of his parents, Fang stumbles across the Hunter of Artemis, discovering not only a 'new' world, but love for the first time since he left Max. (I suck at summaries) 9. Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff? XD NO!! 10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. Angels and Werewolves 11. If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you chose? I'm A Survivor 12. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would your warning be? WARNING: In this fic, there were be extreme randomness, mythical people, suggestive comments, lots of fights, and an angry Max. 13. When was the last time you read a fic about 5? Like...yesterday. 14. Would 1 look if 2 got lost? Yeah. Max looks after her family. But she might give him a few days head start. 15. What would 3 say if 4 killed 9? Fang talking? What world do YOU live in?! Besides, Percy killing Annabeth is like...nachos without cheese: simply impossible to imagine. 16. 12 goes to break up 10 and 8's wedding. What is their dialogue/ trialogue? (WHY MUST YOU KEEP MAKING ZOE BRAKE HER VOW?!) Jacob: I thought you loved me Izzy! I thought that's why you got pregnant! But NO, you had to go off with a Hunter of Artemis!! And...well, that's all I can think of at the moment. 17. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because, whilst Jace is a kick-butt Shadowhunter with anger-management problems and a gay brother, Angel is an evil demon who can turn him into a little four year old girl with pink ribbons in his hair... Favorite Books: Maximum Ride by James Patterson Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan Song of the Lioness by Tamora Pierce Beka Cooper by Tamora Pierce The Immortals by Tamora Pierce The Circle of Magic/The Circle Opens by Tamora Pierce House of Night by Kristen and PC Cast Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead Twilight & Host by Stephanie Meyer Harry Potter Lord of the Rings Inheritance Cycle Graceling by Kristen Cashore ANYTHING by Anne McCaffery Mortal Instruments Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer Wicked Lovely by Melissa Marr Uglies by Scott Westerfield And lots more. ALEXANDRIA PICTURES: Rose and Emmett's house: Rose's shirt: | |||||
1. Alexandria » reviewsWho are you? Why do you look like Max?" Her amber eyes widened slightly. "How do you know-?" she was cut off. "ALEX! Two minutes!" She grabbed me and took off. That was where I must've hit my head, and blacked out.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,107 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 12-24-09 - Published: 3-25-092. Trust reviewsAlex was bred for fighting. It's why the School allowed her to live all these years. But now, after Germany, the School sends her to kill the flock, and Alex will do anything to save her captive family--even killing Max. Will the flock find out in time?Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-16-093. The World in Flames reviewsWhy would the flock want the world burned? I guess you'll just have to read on to find out! by Julie, Jenny's "little friend"Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-22-09 - Complete4. Fred, Frank, and Bob reviewsThis is a random story my friend Taylor made. End of story. Soem people think it's funny. Some. T cuz i felt like it.Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-24-09
