So, for some ppl who wonder 'bout my pic... no, that's not me. It's Deidara from the show Naruto; I grew sick & bored of looking for a pic of me (plus imma ugly), so... yeah.
Me & Dei have absolutely nothing in common, except maybe the length of our hair, both of us looking like girls (except i am one & he isn't), and the liking for stuff going boom. Me more in movies, though. X3

Here's a short brief on what you're up against.
In a nutshell, i'm an overworked teenager who gets bored really easily, owns a cheap pair of glasses, seems to have more than one personality, has trouble meeting deadlines, is lazy as fuck, and deludes herself into believing that she completely and utterly sane.

I don't like being bored, being fucked with (which is not that same thing as physically being fucked), Weasel-thumping Day, ketchup, homework, Pokemon, sour milk, my missing 'n'-button, and Hannah Montana.

I like normal milk, watermelons, Maiev Shadowsong (she kicks ass!), money, chocolate, the Demonata series, death/nu metal, shineh stuffz, the color fel green, CrackFics, and the word 'abomintaion'.

I like the bands Linkin Park, Rammstein, Three Days Grace, Papa Roach, Mindless Self Indulgence, and Slipknot. But especially Linkin Park.

Right nao, I've got 'Sulfur' by Slipknot stuck in my head.
I only found out 'bout this song a few weeks ago, when i bought Slipknpot's lastest album, but it's awesome either way!!

'STAY- you don't always know where you stand
Till you know that you won?t run away
There's something inside me that feels
Like breathing in sulfur~!'

D'ya even care what i've got stuck in mah head?
I dun' think so.

Basic info...

Penname: Uchiha_on_Crack
Sex: Female
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Auburn, i think it's called. Orange-ish brown and almost blonde at the tips? (STFU.)
Skin: Slightly tanned, but mainly pale-ish. (OMPG... i look so much like Ichigo! Scary...)
Piercings: Two, but wanting another one.
Tattoos: GIMME ONE NAO!! (means 'no')
Age: 15
Ninja Rank: Wait... i'm a ninja?!
Race: ... no. comment.
Occupation: Student and Phail'd writer.

Random crappy Joke of the Month:

Q: How do you annoy Lady Gaga?
A: Poker Face. XDD

NAMES:

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Hanna
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Hanizzle /I lykez/
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Cerulean Cat /Awesoooommme!!/
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Mohammed Ahmed /Shit... the is what you get for living in an arabic country?? T.T/
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Yathalor /'Kaaay. 0.o/
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Milk /LOL WUT/
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Atmnssa /Whaaaat...?!/
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Stripe /Squeeee!!/

WARNING!! here comes the REALLY boring part... you don't have to read it!

Name: Ok, my name is- /stabbed in the head/ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGH!! /in pain. duh./

Age: /still screaming from the stabbifictaion/ AAAARGH- you shouldn't ask a woman her age! /screaming again/ AAAAARRGH!!

Likes: --AAAaaargh...!! oh my gaaawd...!! /pulls out knife or whatever/ Who threw that?! Anyways. I like: orange TicTacs, Lipton Ice Tea (Peach flavour), my laptop, weasels, orange juice (omfg random), WoW, chainsaws, fire, YGO and Naruto and Bleach Abridged, 'Harry Potter und der Porno Keller', MILK, action movies, books by Darren Shan ('specially the Demonata) annnnd some random other crap.

Dislikes: Hyuuga Hinata (don't ask, okay?!), when people act immature /glares at certain person/, when people throw knives at me (i know where you live!), homework, Hannah Montana, High School Musical, bright pink stuff, my french teacher, Valentine's Day I like the song, though, & SO MUCH MORE.

Shows i like (first three are in order of what's best, the rest just random):

Naruto

Bleach

Full Metal Alchemist (FMA)

Heroes (w00t. XD)

Death note

One Piece

Torchwood (i never actually watched this... but the previews looked cool)

Transformers (the movie)

/laziness takes over and i'm suddenly unable to write anymore/

Favorite characters (no particular order):

Uchiha Itachi ((Naruto))

Houzoki Suigetsu ((Naruto))

Grimmjow Jeagerjaques ((Bleach))

Fuuma Nagato ((Naruto))

Shark!! ((The Demonata))

Nnoitra Jiruga ((Bleach))

Ulquiorra Schiffer ((Bleach))

'Sai' ((Naruto))

Ichimaru Gin ((Bleach))

Grubbs Grady ((The Demonata))

Mello (Mihael Keehl... or something) ((Death Note))

Envy ((FMA))

Matt ((Death Note))

Music/songs i like:

Rammstein (anything by them, they're awesomeness incarnate)

Pretty much everything by Linkin Park

Ditto with Slipknot

Kill the Rock & Stupid MF & Issues & Shut Me Up by Mindless Self Indulgence (MSI)

Lots of stuff by LaFee (not everything)

Arschloch by Die Ärtzte

Labyrinth, Augen Auf- both by Oomph!

Fashion, Just Dance, Poker Face, Love Games, Starstruck- by Lady Gaga

... and more which a cannot be arsed to mention.

Pairings i like/support (no real order):

SasuNaru (Sasuke x Naruto) ((Naruto))

ItaDei (Itachi x Deidara) ((Naruto))

NaruSaku (Naruto x Sakura) ((Naruto))

IshiHime (Ishida x Orihime) ((Bleach))

Grimmjow x anyone (cuzz he's just the epitome of hotness) ((Bleach))

Marik x Bakura ((Yu-Gi-Oh))

Chazz x Jaden ((Yu-Gi-Oh GX))

KisaKonan (Kisame x Konan) ((Naruto))

ItaSasu (Itachi x Sasuke) ((Naruto))

ItaSai (Itachi x Sai) ((Naruto))

NnoiNel (Nnoitra x Neliel) ((Bleach))

Matt x Mello ((Death Note))

Edvy (Ed x Envy) ((FMA))

there's more, but i'm too lazy to say any more.

Pairings i... HATE:

NaruHina (Naruto x Hinata) (i really hate this pairing. it's like orange juice and toothpaste.) ((Naruto))

SasuHina (Sasuke x Hinata) (i hate this about as much as naruhina.) ((Naruto))

anyone (except for Kiba) x Hinata. ((Naruto))

SasuSaku (Sasuke x Sakura) (i dont hate this one. i just... ugh, it's okay) ((Naruto))

IchiHime (Ichigo x Orihime) (it's just too cliche) ((Bleach))

Again, too lazy for more.

Hobbies: reading fanfics, writing, doing homework (against my will T.T), watching TV, surfing the net, skiing...

Dream for the future: dont have one... sue me.

Quotes (here we go...):

"There are two ways to argue with women, neither one works."

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand." (YES!!)

"A mind is a terrible thing to confuse with an egg."

"All I wanted was a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited power." -Ashley Brilliant

"Come to the dark side, we have cookies."

“Screw cookies, we have Yaoi!”

"If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless."

"Man cannot live on bread alone... unless he's in a cage and that's all you feed him."

"It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right." -Molier

"But why is the rum gone?" -Captain Jack Sparrow

"God grant me patience. NOW!"

"He who laughs last, thinks slowest."

"If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable."

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" -The Brain

"Ponder." -A friend who will remain un-named.

"This calls for a very subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence."

"I wouldn't say you're stupid, you are, but I wouldn't say it."

"Hello, I see the assassins have failed."

"He's mopping our floors! That Fiend!" -Marine guys (at some base while watching Zorro mop the floor with 3 mops. (One Piece))

"My mind is like a steel trap! Rusty and illegal in 37 States."

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein

"Cake or Death?" -Eddie Izzard

"Your flight has been delayed because of a change in equipment = BROKEN PLANE" -George Carlin

"SEATBELT! High-tech shit!!" -George Carlin

"Maybe you should go to eBay and buy a clue." ... a comment made to Blue's Clues... XD

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm." -Winston Churchill (=D)

"Even if the voices aren't real they have some good ideas."

"Not only does my train of thought wonder off, sometimes it even disappears." – PurpleMonkeyCovers (on fanfiction.net)

"Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often."

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." -Adam Savage (Mythbusters)

"LOGGED!!" -Naruto Abridged

"There cannot be a stressful crisis next week. My schedule is already full." -Henry Kissinger

"If you dweebs start holding hands, I'm outta here." -Kaiba Seto (dubbed 4kids version (Yu-Gi-Oh!))

w00t!

“Gold is silver and duck tape is silence.”

"You will trust me, but I will betray you." -Yakushi Kabuto (Naruto).

"There are three types of people in the world: Those who can count, and those who can’t." –A postcard

"It doesn’t have to make sense as long as it's hott!!" -Tobi's guide to naruto fandom.

“Fear me, mortals, and despair! Doom has come to your world!!” –Archimonde (Warcraft III), and any other bad guy out for world dominance

“Betrayer… In truth, it was I who was betrayed! Still, I am hunted… still, I am hated… Now, my blind eyes see what others cannot!!” -insert dramatic music- –Illidan Stormrage (Warcraft III the Frozen Throne); in my opinion Uchiha Madara (Naruto) should also say it.

“When people are protecting something truly precious to them, they truly can become as strong as they must be.” –Haku (Naruto)

“This is nothing compared to the pain the world will suffer.” Fuuma Nagato

"Be the kind of girl that, when your feet hit the floor every morning, the devil says: 'OH CRAP, SHE'S UP!!'"

“Homeless people deserve to be whipped by Anubis, the Egyptian god of Death!”- Akamaru in ‘Super Uber Team Ninja GO!’

“And we have come to steal your SOUL!!” Uchiha Itachi in ‘Itachi the Soul stealer’.

“I… hate… Naruto… so fucking much…” Hatake Kakashi in ‘Gai-sensei the Awesome’.

poor 'kashi >:D

He said...
I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...
You wear pants, dont you?

i'm SO sayin' that next time!

I run with SCISSORS!!
It makes me feel dangerous!

"Heheh... milk..." -Kakashi in 'Naruto Abridged'.

"There is no meaning to our world. There is no meaning to those of us living here. We meaningless beings ponder the world, through teh realization of meaninglessness Itself means nothing" -Ulquiorra Schiffer

Emo... but i love 'im anyways >D

Naruto: Alright, let's go on an adventure!!
Sasuke: Whoopie... I can't wait...
Kakashi: Okay, seriously, Naruto, you need some Ritalin. And Sasuke, you need some Prozac.
Sakura: What do i need?
Kakashi: A slap across the face.
Sakura: You mean!!
Kakashi: Yeah, well, you're a skank. ((Naruto Abridged))

Naruto abridged FTW =D

Atemu: The fate of the world is at stake.
Kaiba: You need to get a life. (dubbed 4kids version)((Yu-Gi-Oh!))

lmao, i would have said the exact same thing.

Rukia: Let’s do it.
Ichigo: Yes. ((Bleach))

I was laughing so hard when I read this in the manga. XD

Ninja Hiiiigh…:

Dosu: So I heard you slept over at TenTen’s last night?

Neji: AWWW YEAH!!

awkward silence.

Neji: Err… we had sex.

Dosu: Yeah, we figured. >.>;

XD go neji!

Narrator: Hinata tells Gaara something shocking!

Hinata: I’m pregnant!

Gaara: Ah fuck.

heh heh X3

Sasuke: Why, brother? Why did you kill our family?!

Itachi: Cuzz i'm one bad motherf-

He's cut off!! >O

narrator: Kiba puts down his Akamaru, Old Yeller style!

Kiba: no, dad. He's my dog. I'll do it.

Akamaru: I'm screwed. D=

gunshots

LOL. JUST LOL.

Sasuke: Why, brother? Why did you sell my Battle Toad action figures?!

Itachi: Cuzz i'm one poor motherf-

cut off again!! DX

Narrator: So tune in next time on Ninja High! Or else somebody will die. We’re not telling you who, but it’s Naruto. X3

Reposts & Copy-pastes:

Mommy, Mommy

Month one, Mommy
I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two, Mommy
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three, You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy, I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad, it makes me sad too and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four, Mommy
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five, You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby!
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six, I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home- the doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop! I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven, Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile...

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (it's the school uniform... -.-;)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (apparently, i am pretty...)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (It's going down nao, though...)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. (According to my passport, I am actually Muslim =o)
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (i'm not really one, anyways!)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I really don't get this one!)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT... I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm almost 20 and live with my family, so I MUST be a loser with no financial skills
I'm a Roman Catholic, so I MUST be going to Hell
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an Arsonist.
I like SLIPKNOT, so I MUST be overly aggressive
At least one person who's close to me DIED, so I MUST be emo and in need of social help.
I like LINKIN PARK, so I MUST be emo.
I like HEAVY METAL, so I MUST have a small dick. (i like it, but i'm a girl >.>)
I like RAMMSTEIN, so i MUST be wierd and obcene.

You're a child of the 90's if...:

You can finish this: 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. (yo-yos are still cool
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool. (still pretty freakin awesome)
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't , copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you get confesed really easily, copy & paste this on your profile.

Whoever managed to read through this all- well done! you can now have a cookie! /passes reader a virtual choc chip cookie/ CHUU DESERVE THISS!! =D