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Author has written 4 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Chronicles of Narnia, and Bleach. I WAS PREVIOUSLY 19RACHI94 BUT NOW I AM OhDamnItsRei SO MY FRIENDS CAN FIND ME BETTER! Hi! My name's Rei, and here are some things about me. Full Name: Rachel Request things!!
Yaoi... (Seme first... # = could be written both ways, eg, Seme x Uke... Uke x Seme) Kurosaki Ichigo x Ishida Uryuu (BLEACH) Het... Kurosaki Ichigo x Kuchiki Rukia (BLEACH) Yuri... (I've never written Yuri before, but I'm willing to give it a try!) Shihoin Yoruichi x Soi Fon (BLEACH) Here's some stuff about me... My nicknames are Rei, Rei Rei, Rachi, Rach, Reicheru and Rachmul. I have so many because I don't like my name and my friends want choice. My favourites are Rei Rei and Rei My favourite colours are neon yellow, bright red, neon green, neon orange and bright blue. I strongly dislike pink in any shade or format. I own a lot of yellow accessories. My favourite films are Death Note: The Last Name, Princess Bride, Spirited Away, Prince Caspian, Aladdin, Lion King, Willow and Peter Pan (the 2005 one, not the Disney one). I generally like anime films and Disney. My favourite books are Twilight, Artemis Fowl, Keys to the Kingdom and Inkheart. I used to read lots of books but now I only read manga. My favourite authors are Stephanie Meyer, Cornelia Funke, Eoin Colfer, Tite Kubo, Kaori Yuki and Tsugumi Ohba. I prefer manga to novels and I hold much respect for writers who do their own illustrations. The TV series I watch are Robin Hood and Doctor Who. I don't watch TV much. The only time I watch is when those programmes are on. My favourite manga/anime are Bleach, Death Note and Godchild. This is what I mostly do in my spare time. Draw, read, watch and write manga and anime. My favourite songs are: My favourite bands are Nightwish, Maximum the Hormone, Linkin Park, Green Day, I Am Ghost, Guns n' Roses, Evanescence, blink-182 and Sum 41. I listen to lots of music but like very few songs by the same band. I strongly dislike Girls Aloud and the Jonas Brothers. My favourite solo artists are Aya Hirano, Yui and Utada Hikaru. I mostly listen to bands. I don't like Hannah Montana, Taylor Swift, Britney Spears and Rhianna. The musical genres I listen to are J-Pop, Rock and Metal. I don't like English pop music. The story genres I read are Yaoi, Fluff, Romance and Hentai. I don't mind Yuri. My favourite games are Super Smash Bros. Brawl (My friend code is 4038-7692-1603), Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess and Bleach: Shattered Blade. My favourite characters from any book/film/game are: My greatest fears are spiders, clowns, scarecrows, heights and small spaces. That means I have arachnophobia, coulrophobia, formidophobia, acrophobia and claustrophobia. My claustrophobia prevents me from wearing full face masks. I had to wear one for a show one year and I was late on because I was hyperventilating on the side of the stage. I don't like the word 'hate'. I use 'strongly dislike' instead. Strangely enough, I don't mind swearing. In my cupboards I have: Now onto the fun stuff! If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. 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I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice! I had a dream, and in it, something eats you. 42 is a nice number that you can take home and introduce to your family. A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.' Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them. Curiosity killed whoever got in my way. I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up. "It's only rape if you forget to yell 'SURPRISE!'" Mal, one of my gorgeous girlies "Hai-Haaaaaai" Patteh, another of my gorgeous girlies. Reminds my of the Cravendale ad! Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die! - Inigo Montoya, Princess Bride "Life is pain! Anyone who tells you different is selling something." Westley, Princess Bride "Hey you guys!!" Sloth, Goonies "Aether!" Ike, Super Smash Bros. Brawl "You truly are one frightening little monster." Jasper Hale, Eclipse "I'ma firin mah layzur!" Shoop da Whoop "Show me your boobs!" Captain Falcon, Super Smash Bros. Brawl "Well, don't worry, Mr Officer, now you have the rank, and the pompous attitude, and the weird eyebrows to go with it!" Rukia Kuchiki, Bleach, Episode 18 "No way! This place is amazing! Who would have guessed that all this time there was a huge subterranean training ground under my store!" Urahara Kisuke, Bleach, Episode 18 "Amazing headband of justice, in place! Amazing armour of justice, protect me now!" Ichigo Kurosaki, Bleach, Episode 18 "That wasn't very nice. I do believe you killed my hat." Urahara Kisuke, Bleach, Episode 20 "Yoruichi: How's the water, everything alright? Tessai: You know, I've got a remedy that'll knock that cold right out. "Woah, almost lost my head there..." Don Kanonji, Bleach, Episode 50 "A thousand pardons, my Captain! Somehow I fell asleep sitting on the toilet and I'm late arriving to assist you! Please allow me to kill myself as punishment!" Tetsuzaemon Iba, Bleach, Episode 51 "Hah, sanity. What would I do with something as useless as that? Lucky for me, I never had any such thing." Kenpachi Zaraki, Bleach, Episode 51 "Huh? Did I just get nicknamed Pencil?" Uryu Ishida, Bleach, Episode 51 Number your 12 fave anime characters (In no order) and answer the questions!! 1. Uryuu Ishida 2. Gin Ichimaru 3. Byakuya Kuchiki 4. Jyuushirou Ukitake 5. Toushirou Hitsugaya 6. Noba 7. Yumichika Ayasegawa 8. Shuuhei Hisagi 9. Shunsui Kyouraku 10. Hanatarou Yamada 11. Urahara Kisuke 12. Izuru Kira 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Yeah! That's the only 'M' rated Noba fanfic up there! 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Of course he's hot. But he's got TB. Poor poor Ukitake... 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? That would be M-preg. Not something I'm fond of. 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yup, Ukitake x Kyouraku. I like that pairing... 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Could be interesting... If Noba managed to find a way into Hueco Mundo that is! 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Nine. It just makes more sense. 7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? :3 He'd feel very left out... 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Hanatarou always wanted someone who would love him. Little did he know that thart moment would come all too soon... 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Why not? 2metaldog wrote it on LiveJournal. 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. I Want to Take His Place 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Ishida comes across a coughing Ukitake (who he's fancied for ages) and takes him to the 4th Divison, therefore saving his life. To say thank you, Ukitake sexes him up! 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Well, there's Bya x Ruki & Bya x Hisana. But we all do yaoi so I don't think so. 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I dooooo! And my friend Sam. 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? I would... 15) What might seven scream at a moment of great passion? :3 "IKKAKU!!" 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Ummm... Probably '21 Guns' by Green Day 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Quincy x Mod Soul x Soul Reaper... BEWARE! 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? IDK! He'd just use the cuteness factor, I guess. 19) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Last night... 20) What is Six's super-secret kink? He acts all shy... but really he's into BDSM. And he's an UKE! 21) Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober? Drunk. Coz they both like sake anyways 22) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Bya-chan. Somehow, I can't see Yumi as a seme. 23) "One (Uryuu) and Nine (Shunsui) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Shunsui) suddenly runs off with Four (Jyuushirou). One (Uryuu), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Urahara) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Izuru),then follows the wise advice of Five (Toushirou) and finds true love with Three (Byakuya)." Uryuu x Byakuya is HAWT!! What title would you give this fic? Not Working Out 24) Name three of your friends who might read it. I'd make Patteh read it... 25) Name one person who should write it. YayForIshida (Patteh). She's amazing. 26) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? fangirl death YES! And beacuse you don't now enought about me already, here's 100 random questions (done on 06/06/2009): 1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? My friend Hollie asked my dad for my hand in marriage but other than that, no. 2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yes. But I don't hate them. I strongly dislike them. 3) How many houses have you lived in? 3. All in Manchester, England 4) Favourite candy bar? Daim 5) Favourite shoes? My £1.96 pumps from Primark or my neon yellow heels 6) Have you ever tripped someone? Many many times. 9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?I strongly dislike her. No, I do not. 10) Have you ever thrown up in public? I don't think I have, thankfully. 11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. PLOT BUNNIES! They won't leave me alone, and they either come at a very inconveniant time or bugger off before I get chance to write them down. 12) Favourite genre of music? Metal/Rock 13) What is your zodiac sign? Libra 14) What time were you born? 11:55am, on 30th September 1994 15) Do you like beer? No. I don't like alcohol. I only like Tia Maria. 16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yes. I spoke French to her. She spoke it back... FAIL! 17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Disney's Greatest Hits. I own that for singing lessons though. 18) Are you sarcastic? If I say 'yes', it would be a very straightforward and non sarcastic answer, now wouldn't it? So I'm taking this as a trick question and saying 'possibly'. 19) What are your favourite colours? Neon yellow 20) How many watches do you own? 2. I'm a two-timer. Yes, a crap joke by my Year 6 teacher. 21) Summer or winter? Neither. Heat makes me angry and cold makes me cry. 23) Favourite colour to wear? Black and yellow 24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite 25) What colour is your mobile phone? Black & white. The white is the scratches 26) Where is your second home? The art room at school. Iz niiiiiice. 27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes. Many many people... 28) Have you ever had a cavity? 1 29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 1. By my bed. 30) How many video games do you own? Quite a few. 31) What was your first pet? A fish called Finn. 32) Ever had braces? Getting them in January. Joy. 33) Do looks matter? Nope. Everyone makes fun of what I wear. I basically walk around with my finger up. 34) Do you use chapstick? VASALINE FTW!! 35) Name 3 teachers from your Secondary school. Mr Raynerd, Miss Poppitt and Dr. Leggitt 36) American Eagle or Abercombie? ...I'm British. What? 38) How many children do you want? 3. Called Felix, Belladonna and Jasper 41) Do you own a gun? No, but I want one. And I could use it! 42) Ever thought you were in love? No. I'm waiting... 43) When was the last time you cried? Yesterday. The rain makes me cry. Seriously! 44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Interviewing my Great Aunt on the Home Front 45) Olive Garden? La Panera? American things... 46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No, thank God. 47) Have you ever been in a castle? Yes. Many many castles 48) Nicknames? Rei, Rei Rei, Rachi, Rach, Reicheru and Rachmul 49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Bethan. Not Bertha 50) Ever been to Kentucky? No. 51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No 52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Alice (Pronounced Alisssssssssss) 53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Bow. Not Boo. 55) Do you own a diamond ring? No. = 56) Are you happy with your life right now? Pretty much. I strongly dislike coursework though. 57) Do you dye your hair? I want to. 58) Does anyone like you? I have many friends. 59) What year were you born? 1994 60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Sitting in my Mummy's womb. 61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No. 62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds as I am British 63) Do you like yourself? Why wouldn't I? I'm freakin Awzumm! 64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Both. 65) Favourite physical feature of the preferred sex? Eyes 66) Are you afraid of the dark? No. I dislike it because it make me trip over the shite in my room. 67) Have you ever eaten paste? No, and I never will. 68) Do you own a webcam? Yeah. I'm on it now... 69) Have you ever stripped? No. 70) Ever broke a bone? No. 72) Do you chat on AIM often? I use MSN. Add me! I like friends! rachelmaycock.300994@live.co.uk 73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles. om nom nom... 74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? I dunno. If I have, they've never told me... 75) Rugrats or Doug? Neither. 76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Neither 77) Did you like your high school guidance counsellor? Us Brits don't have that. 78) Has anyone ever called you fat? No. They are too scared. I'm a 5' 4" scary bitch! 80) Do you own a car? I'm too young. 81) Can you cook? Very little. 82) 3 things that annoy you: 1. Being blamed for something I didn't do. 2. Hypocrites 3. People who are nasty for no reason. 83) Do you text message often? yes 84) Money or love? Love 85) Do you have any scars? On my finger. I dropped a camcorder... 86) What do you want more than anything right now? Love 87) Do you enjoy scary movies? NO! 88) Relationships or one night stands? relationships 89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? juicy fruit 90) Do you enjoy greasy food? only if it's not mega greasy 91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? none of them 92) Do you own a box of crayons? No. 94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Holster 95) Who was the last person that made you mad? BEN. 96) Who was the last person that made you cry? The rain... 97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Nel 98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Will 99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Alice 100) Who was the last person that called you? Daddy. A Random Poem This is a random poem that my friend Bow wrote for me when I was ill. It made me laugh... (WTF? Why did I laugh?) I have always wondered if there's such a thing as life, A sufficiently angsty and depressive poem from the mind of Bow. Apparently, she missed me... | |||||||||
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