Hellooo!! Ok then,

Name: Juliet

Gender: The name says it all...

Goal in Life: ...

Turn that ipod up way loud and blockout that world like nothing is wrong.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him with WORLD DOMINATION!! Come over to the dark side, we have chocolate chip cookies!

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call ME colored. "

If you ever pushed on a door that didn't bloody have a sign and how the hell could you know it was meant to be pulled when the building is too cheap to bother with signs thanks to the damn recession that was due to some stupid terrorists attacking the World Trade Center in 2001, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

Several inanimate objects hate you post this on your profile

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile

Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?

f you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (See above)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

I have:

( ) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) stolen a car
( ) been in love
( ) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(X) been in a fist fight
( ) snuck out of your parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
( ) been arrested
(x) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
( ) skipped school
( ) seen someone die
() been to Canada
( ) been to Mexico
(X) been on a plane
( ) purposely set a part of myself on fire
(x) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
( ) been moshing at a concert
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
(x) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
( ) used a fake id
(x) watched the sun set
(x) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) slept beneath the stars
(x) been tickled
(x) Read an entire authors profile
( ) been robbed
(X) pet a reindeer/goat
(x) won a contest
( ) run a red light
( ) been suspended from school
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
( ) had someone moon/flash you
(X) cheated on a test
(X) have a Britney Spears CD
(x) forgotten someones name
( ) french braided someones hair
( ) gone skinny dippin in a pool
( ) put a hampster down someone else's top
(X) given up on religion as other people's problem

What Life and the World have taught us...

When life gives you lemons... squirt the juice in your enemies' eyes!

In a dog-eat-dog world, become a cat

When life gives you lemons... make orange juice and leave the rest of the world wondering how the hell you did it.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST think I'm a vampire
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and
is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

I really should go out and buy a new one...

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

Deborah when I went into my Feral Food stage. She was rather freaked out...probably because she noticed I had managed to strip all of the meat of my pork ribs (very difficult) and because I almost attacked her for reaching for my drink

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Trying to find the yr 13 who has my tracksuit top...

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Laptop...

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Mars Rocks (I think. I can't remember it's name...)

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

No

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

Is it really that shocking that I go feral near food, technology and whenever a friend is yelled at, bullied etc

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Anything with large amounts of chocolate. Or sorbets!

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Rockstar (Energy drink)

10, Do you like your wallet?

So so.

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Food...let's see...I think it was a Tim Tam.

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

I wish...

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Sport? What is this 'sport'?

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

BUTTER LOVERS!!

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

Pip

16, Ever go camping?

Yeah, it wasn't too bad.

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Noop

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

cracks up with laughter Me? A churchgoer? Last time I went was two years ago and only because I was at a friend's house

19, Do you have a tan?

looks at self laughs wryly The girl with the English Rose complexion thinks not. She doesn't do anything in the sun.

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Can't remember when I last had either.

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

At B.K. I do...

22, What did your last text message say?

Please tell me you have credit on your phone for once...

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Sleep in...then go to guardian's house and watch tv shows online.

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

Wall.

26, What color is your watch

Black...

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Copy cats of New Zealand

28, What is your birthstone?

goes on google and researches birthstonesit says: alexandrite

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Always in.

30, What is your favorite number?

13 hehe

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

dad. we talked about bombs and scientists who heat things up to 6000 degrees celsius (hehe)

32, Any plans today?

It's 10.51 PM. But tomorrow it will be sleep then eat then laptop...eat, sleep

33, How many states have you lived in?

NZ have no states.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

People in boarding house who are bitches, think they know everything, yab on about 'respect' or are popular

35, Last song listened to?

Wearing My Rolex

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

If I pause and think about it beforehand.

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Yes but then again mum is a workaholic

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

Black with pink edges. Have a hole which is inch big hehe

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

noop

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

dunno

41, Do you love anyone?

friends and family

42, Do any of your friends have children?

YES!! That's right Pippa, I know that you got together with Millie. How else was Doobie and Bebe born :P

43, What do you usually do during the day?

Sleep, eat, school (argh!) laptop, eat, sleep

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Mainly just annoyances

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

i don't think so

46, What color is your car?

hahahaha! I wish

47, Do you like cats?

CATS!! (yes)

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Grrr. That bitchy year 11 is so up herself! DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

huh?

50, How did you get your worst scar?

My brother was practicing golf and hit me above my eye when I was six. I think I might have brain damage...