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Author has written 12 stories for Jackie Chan Adventures, Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, CSI, Stargate: SG-1, and Stargate: Atlantis. Name: Erin Things I like: animals, mythology, tv, movies, ice hockey Favorite word(s) or phrase:Narf & Spoot, sweet mercy, holy fuzzcakes, sweet Nancy Reagan(lol, don't even ask) Favorite TV shows:Stargate: SG-1/Atlantis, CSI(s), NCIS, Psych, the Big Bang Theory, MASH, AFV, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, the Amazing Race, House M.D., Medical Investigation, Hogan's Heroes (again don't ask), General Hospital Favorite Movies: PotC, Harry Potter, all natural disaster movies(Volcano, Dante's Peak, 10.5, etc...), Mystery Alaska, the Green Mile, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Blues Brothers 2000, the Longest Yard (2005 version), the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Van Helsing, anything that is hysterically funny :) Some of my Favorite Quotes, either from the Internet or movies/TV: Rodney Skinner: That's the last time I ever play with matches. --LXG --It's not a beer belly, it's a liquid grain storage facility Dorian Gray: I am an immortal sir, not a gazelle! How in heaven do we outrun this thing? --LXG Sheldon: Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch --the Big Bang Theory Turley: I'm glad you're back, now I don't have to stab you. -- the Longest Yard --all i want is peace, love, understanding, and chocolate bar bigger than my head Cheeseburger Eddy to Megget: Why you bein' a McAsshole? -- the Longest Yard Rodney Skinner: This is a charming spot. Does Jack the Ripper live here? --LXG Sheldon: I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original projectory and adheres to you. -- the Big Bang Theory --it'll be funnier than a penguin playing a banjo Paul Crewe to Caretaker after seeing his half-star violence rating: You're as maniacal as a box of kittens. -- the Longest Yard | |||||||
1. Head Over Paws 2: A Deities Revenge » reviewsRated M for violence and language. Just when they thought she was banished forever the enforcers, Jackie and company discover an angry deity has been plotting her revenge through another new enforcer Chow happens to be crushing over.Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,370 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-16-06 - Published: 5-20-062. Aggravation Leads to Excitation reviewsJohn is the cause of much of Rodney's stress as well as his relaxation.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-19-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete3. Memoirs of an Air Force Colonel reviewsJohn thinks about Rodney one nightStargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-8-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete4. Attack of the Dust Bunnies reviewsRodney freaks out over some dust bunnies.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-8-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete5. Aftershocks reviewsWhen an earthquake leaves Rodney and Ronon stuck in a cave, they turn to each other for support and comfort.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-19-06 - Rodney M. & Ronon D. - Complete6. Fooling Around reviewsIt's April Fool's Day on Atlantis and things get a little crazy with a Cornflake bombarded Colonel and a Major who was in love with his toliet.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-31-06 - Complete7. Snow Angel reviewsDaniel refuses to come inside without a fight. a cute little fluff piece I wrote as a challange on another page..Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-12-06 - J. O'Neill & D. Jackson - Complete8. Head Over Paws » reviewsHak Foo just happens to be crushing on Valmont's newest Enforcer. Holy crap, I'm back with a brand new chapter. Check out the new chapter 9. PG13 for language and violenceJackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,837 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-10-05 - Published: 4-25-029. Dusk 'Til Dawn » reviewsA clan of lycans come to Hogwarts to prepare the student for the upcoming battle against Voldie. The pack leader Linnet, falls for the mysterious and brooding Potions Master. rated R for violence, language, and adult situations(possibly sexual)Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-10-05 - Published: 10-1-04 - Severus S.10. Blood Red Moon » reviewsR for violence, language and possible nudity. A clan of vampires are cleaning the streets in Las Vagas of lycans. the strongest lycan works at the crime lab and one vampire has to infiltrate the building... please RRCSI - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,013 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-29-05 - Published: 2-23-0511. Home for the Holidays reviewsJoey wishes Seto was home for the holidays, well Santa delivers Seto strait to his doorstepYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-25-0212. Must Be the Mistletoe reviewsA cute fluffy story I wrote because I wanted too. It follows 3 couples on a snowy Christmas EveYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-13-02
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