"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

The Chesire Cat

Alice in Wonderland

Carissa. Nineteen. Glitter Gloss. Sparkles. Indie Music. Bubbles.

Mary Sue Test

Notes From Lessthanthree-Carissa:

Note: I'm tired of getting the same old reviews that just tell me update and how much they love the story. As much as that warms my heart. I want criticism. I want to improve not stay the same. Please, criticize, don't feel bad or like you'll hurt my feelings. I may feel bad for a bit, but once I think about it, I'll probably be fine and agree with you. Thanks.

Note Two: I am currently pre-writing for several stories and editing the stories I have up.

How I review:

I review as I read the story, so some of my reviews can become lengthy. I generally only review the first chapter. However, if you want me to review more to your story I am happy to do so. I'm willing to help an author work through the kinks in their story, as most stories have them, mine included. I will tell you politely if you have broken a rule and say how you can fix it in my review. I praise stories that deserve praise and critique the ones I feel need the critique. I do try and point out the nice things that I find in stories so as not to discourage the author. Feel free to ask me to review your story if you need help.

Examples of my reviews:

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You may request a review of your story or other help here.

Fandoms I am currently frequenting:

(The most:)

Naruto

Code: Lyoko

Soul Eater

(Occasionally:)

High School Musical

Once Upon A Time

Warriors

Falling Skies

Torchwood

Doctor Who

My Work: (This list will be added to and changed with my story ideas and those which go on the chopping block.)

Completed:

Like Oil and Water - SuixKaren - Oneshot - Alternate Universe - Because they were like water and oil. They clashed and clashed and fought like none other. - Made on the whim and decided to dedicate it to an author I respect on the site who has high quality work. To be edited later this week.

Like Paper in Water - Hinata- Oneshot - Naruto-verse - She'd seen how it affected Sakura and was determined to not be the same. - Made this for a friend who's favorite character was Hinata. I don't see Hinata as a particularly strong character. I just envision angst when I attempt to write her. I just can't write a happy Hinata, unless I want to write NaruxHina, which I don't really want or care to write. To be edited later this month.

Ongoing:

Summer Daze - Sasuke and Itachi - Multi!Chapter - Alternate Universe - HIATUS AU Fugaku gets fed up with his kids and decides to teach them a lesson. So, he sends them off to go live with the Harunos for a bit. - As you can see its on hiatus. This will be on hiatus until I get some more chapters pre-written and take my time to focus on writing. That could be three weeks from now to seven months from now. I'm sorry, just the way it is. I will work on it, I promise, I just can't say when. To be edited later this month. To be updated at some other date.

Future:

Harry Potter: I can't say a title or description because I don't have one. I will eventually get to pre-writing this, right now I'm not in the right mood. It will be the first book of Harry Potter rewritten to follow a different character. It will mirror the amount of chapter and pacing of the original story, so it may take a bit of effort for me to write, but I do have some thought process going. Just be patient.

Naruto: (Stereo Hearts) The title is in the parenthesis, but I don't have a description. It will be SasuxSaku, but very gradual. It will be set in alternate universe. I know what I'm doing with this story and am currently working on pre-writing it. THIS IS MY MAIN FOCUS RIGHT NOW.

Alice in Wonderland: (Waltz of the Flower) Title is in parenthesis, and no, no description. This will also take place in an alternate universe. The characters that are animals will be made humans. If that bothers you, then that's your problem and no one is telling you to read. This WILL be a dark fic, so just be forewarned. I'm dabbling in pre-writing it at the moment.

Possible:

Any of you remember the terribly named "Sasuke Comes Back" story I had? Yes, I may bring that back in a way. I'm sketching out plot lines that are better than the terrible one I had and better story names. Don't expect anything soon. Its loosely going to be like the last one, just major changes and better writing hopefully.

General Guidelines to Follow Before Posting:

1) Am I at least 13 years old?

2) Does the story I want to post break the rules?

3) Can I hold a literate conversation?

4) Do I understand how to use proper grammar and spelling?

5) Do I understand the laws of dialog?

6) Have I read good stories from ff.net before I've posted?

7) Can I take constructive criticism without biting a person's head off?

8) Can I spell the names of the characters correctly?

9) Do I use spell check religiously?

If you said yes to all the questions except number 2, then yes, go ahead and post it. It may not be the best thing in the world, but that's okay. Take the constructive criticism you get and edit you story as many times as it takes necessary.

The Reviewer Revolution!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree!

I, lessthanthree-carissa, do solemnly swear to review every story I read, both enjoyable and atrocious. I will give credit where it is due and will never leave a review that reads like "gr8 job! i luv this so much so plz update asap!11". I recognize my right of freedom of speech, and I acknowledge that I am entitled to my honest opinion - not that of the majority of your readers. I also promise to enforce the rules of this site and will not hold back on reminding you that by posting your work on this site for everyone to see, I am allowed to review how I see fit and if you do not like it, you can either leave the site or limit the viewing of your work to only your friends and family.

Really Good Stories: (These are stories that I put up here on my own accord. I put them here as examples of decent and quality writing. Some is stylistically well done or plot line well done or heck, both. Deal. If you are one of the authors and wish me to take down your story, my PM box is open.)

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