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Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Bleach. Cuz' of my english- speaking friends I will write my profile in English... Hi! my name is Ximena (read it in spanish) and my nickname is Chillis or Chillis Yayita. I'm Mexican but I live in the U.S. I'm 14 the last time I checked, I born in Guadalajara Jalisco, Mexico, I'm female and my b-day is in July 4 (no questions, please) That is all! Start learnig spanish, you people!! that includes YOU Kassandra ¬.¬ Hola, mi nombre es ximena pero me pueden decir chillis, soy mexicana pero estoy viviendo en estados unidos. tengo 14 años, soy de Guadalajara Jalisco y mi cumple es el 4 de julio Gustos: Libros: Harry Potter, Orgullo y Prejuicio, Twilight, Gallager Girls, etc. son demasiados como para siquiera nombrarlos. Peliculas: Harry Potter, Orgullo y Prejuicio, Twilight, Tienes un e-mail, etc. son tambien demasiadas como para nombrarlas.(y me estan cobrando las letras xP) Manga: Vampire Knight, Tokyo Crazy Paradise, Card Captor Sakura, Bleach, Record Of Fallen Vampire, Karin, Ludwig Kakumei, etc. Ya no se ni que escribir n_n ESTOY LOCA!! y se que ahorita se estaran riendo pero me vale. Las historias que escribo se escriben primero en papel y luego se pasan a la computadora despues de un riguroso chequeo de mi centro de control de calidad (GRAX LUPITA POR TU APOYO EN EL C.C.C.!!)(aunque molestes con tu "SIGUELE AL FIC O TE QUEMO TUS POSTERS DE EDWARD Y HARRY) DISCLAIMER: yo soy dueña exclusivamente de la trama, no de los personajes que conoscan y que "habitan" en mis historias, solo los tome "prestado" de sus autoras(es). LAMENTABLEMENTE Chequen mi metro (el cual esta muy vacio TT) es http://www.metroflog.com/clau_xime_95 RANDOM STUFF!! WOHHO!! YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) COPIEN ESTO EN SU PROFILE SI ODIAS LOS ESTEREOTIPOS I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. SOLO UN COMENTARIO... LA LISTA ES LARGA! HAY QUE EVITAR ESO! ¡¡LA LEY DEL ESTUDIANTE!!, , NUESTRA LEY, MI LEY 1: Nunca, NUNCA, nos copiamos... solo consultamos nuestras dudas :D 2: NO pintamos la mesa... la decoramos :) 3: NO insultamos a los profesores... les recordamos lo que son ¬.¬ 4: NO nos distraemos... estudiamos las moscas :P 5: NO leemos revistas... solo nos informamos más o.o 6: NO escribimos 'notitas'... estudiamos otro medio de comunicación. 7: NO dormimos en clase... reflexionamos :D 8: NO hablamos... intercambiamos expresiones ;D 9: NO masticamos chicle... estimulamos nuestros músculos :P 10: NO suspendemos... nos suspenden!! ò.ó 11: NO tiramos pedazos de tizas... estudiamos la ley de GRAVEDAD :) Si estas deacuerdo con todo esto, copia y pega la Ley en tu profile y coloca tu nombre en la lista: .Dream So Loud. -Dark Yuki-chan- Kikey trinnnnnnniix Trinity17 SabriCullen MeryRodriguez Mariiz.Slash Chillis Only in America are we this stupid: 1. Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. Es tan cierto xD Here's 100 random questions: 1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Nope, I don't care 2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Depends in my mood 3) How many houses have you lived in? um two... three, four in Mexico and two in the US 4) Favorite candy bar? 3 Musketeers (o como se escriba) 5) Favorite shoes? My super duper old converse (dad, I nedd a new ones xD) 6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yes, a lot of them (note sarcasm). Just a two... it was supposed to be an accident... 9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Heck no 10) Have you ever thrown up in public? far as I know... nope thank you very much 11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.Do I have to? well... PXNDX 12) Favorite genre of music? anything that sounds good...preferbally Rock (any rock) 13) What is your zodiac sign? CANCER (go figures...) 14) What time were you born? 10:05 in the morning 15) Do you like beer? I tried once... I rather keep my comments to myself 16) Ever made a prank phone call? nope 17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Dunno... let me check... nothing! 18) Are you sarcastic? What, of course not (leaking sarcasm from everywhere) 19) What are your favorite colors? green, red, black, purple, pink. In that order 20) How many watches do you own? I lost the count... and they don't have betteries 21) Summer or winter? Winter! 23) Favorite color to wear? I don't care 24) Pepsi or Sprite? read answer # 23 25) What color is your cell phone? metallic sky blue with white 26) Where is your second home? Guadalajara Jalisco, Mexico 27) Have you ever slapped someone? depends... 28) Have you ever had a cavity? I lost count 29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? one 30) How many video games do you own? three, and my brother monoplysed (?) them 31) What was your first pet? A fish! 32) Ever had braces? a year ago... 33) Do looks matter? not really... Nope 34) Do you use chapstick? no, why? 35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. I'm going to be in high school. But to the equivalent to high school in Mexico were... Maestro Felix, Maestra Mayra and Maestro Manuel 36) American Eagle or Abercombie? none, SUCKERS!~ 37) Are you too forgiving? depends in the crime... 38) How many children do you want? 2 (boy and gril not in that order necesary) 39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? nop 40) Favorite breakfast meal? chilaquiles 41) Do you own a gun? nope 42) Ever thought you were in love? with what? boys? nope. girls? Sorry, I'm straight. Chocolate? hell yes. 43) When was the last time you cried? a few weeks ago? 44) What did you do 3 nights ago? read fanfiction 45) Olive Garden? La Panera? never tried them 46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? nope 47) Have you ever been in a castle? well, I was outside of El Castillo de Chapultepec That counts? 48) Nicknames? I lost count 49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? hahaha... no 50) Ever been to Kentucky? nope 51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? nope 52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Myself 53) Have you ever called someone Boo? nope 55) Do you own a diamond ring? my quinceanera ring! (I'm 14, but my aunt gave it to me!) 56) Are you happy with your life right now? Yep! 57) Do you dye your hair? nope, no need to 58) Does anyone like you? my family? 59) What year were you born? 1995 60) What were you doing in May of 1994? WTF? I WASN'T EVEN BORN! 61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? nope 62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendys 63) Do you like yourself? I think so 64) Are you closer to your mother or father? papa! 65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Hair (emo hair) and eyes (between blue, green, brown, gray and haezel) 66) Are you afraid of the dark? nope 67) Have you ever eaten paste? like in glue? nope 68) Do you own a webcam? my laptop has one integraded so yeah 69) Have you ever stripped? in front of someone? nope. To change clothes or to take a shower? yeah, duh. 70) Ever broke a bone? nope thank you very much 72) Do you chat on AIM often? some 73) Pringles or Lays? Limon Lays 74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? nope 75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats! 76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? none 77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? In Mexico?sure! 78) Has anyone ever called you fat? yeah, a lot of people and myself 80) Do you own a car? I wish 81) Can you cook? eggs, tacos, beans, spaggetti, rice, cereals, meat and... that's all 82) 3 things that annoy you: 1. my young brother 2. SpongeBob and Patrick's laughs 3. reggaeton 83) Do you text message often? nope 84) Money or love? both 85) Do you have any scars? a few 86) What do you want more than anything right now? "Don't Judge a Girl By It's Cover" and "Chronicles of Vladimir Tod: Tenth Grade bleeds" 87) Do you enjoy scary movies? depends 88) Relationships or one night stands? no romance until I finish high school, at least 89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Big Red 90) Do you enjoy greasy food? ...if it taste good I would give it a try 91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? nope 92) Do you own a box of crayons? a long time ago, I hate drawing and coloring 94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? my dad 95) Who was the last person that made you mad? my aunt (she owe me 40 dollars!!) 96) Who was the last person that made you cry? none 97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? person? my bro. Thing? a Bleach fanfic 98) Who was the last person that you fell for? none 99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Nadia 100) Who was the last person that called you? Dad!... not wait maybe my grandma? Survey? One: Grab the nearest book, open to page eighteen. Whats line four? a bit of research to do in the library, but that was hours ago Two: Stretch your left arm as far out as possible, what’s there? My soda!! Three: What is the last thing you watched on Television? America Funniest Home Videos Four: Without looking guess what time it is? 10:50 Five: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? the a/c and my brother snoring Six: When was the last time you stepped outside, what were you doing? er... going outside? J.K. going to the nearest store by car Seven: Before you started this survey, what did you look at? I was reading Bleach manga Eight: What are you wearing? jeans and a school t-shirt Nine: Did you dream last night? Something involving frypans, Ulquiorra, crack, Grimmjow, and Aizen dancing a salsa Ten: When did you last laugh? while writing answer #9 Eleven: What is on the walls of the room you are in? a fly spying on me Twelve: Seen anything weird lately? a mexican soap opera (no offence, I'm mexican) Thirteen: What do you think of this quiz? this is supposed to be a survey Fourteen: What film did you last watch? er... Harry Potter 5 Fifteen: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? tons of books, Bleach plushies, a brand new laptop, tons of candy and a trip to Spain or Mexico (I'm flexible) Sixteen: Tell me something I don't know about you: I talk in my sleep or that is what my mom said Seventeen: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of the quilt or consequences, what would you do? DIE FOX! (mexico's ex-president) Eighteen: Do you like to dance? nope Nineteen: George Bush: I will keep my comments to myself Twenty: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Either Sakura or Citlali Twenty One: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Daniel Nice to meet you... may I talk with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great (on and on and on) grandma from my mom's side of the family? 1.YOUR REAL NAME: Claudia 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): claizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Green tiger (??) 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Ximena Goliad 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Cad Cl Res (WTF??) 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red Horchata (hahahahaha!! ROFL!!) 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ldxlida (What the Heck is that?) List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1. Ichigo 2.Gin 3. Hitsugaya 4. Byakuya 5.Rukia 6. Ulquiorra 7. Grimmjow 8. Rangiku 9. Urahara 10.Karin 11. Tatsuki 12. Aizen Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Never, I bet they haven't met before... and they never will Do you think Four is hot? How hot? On my top 5!! What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Gin: Back off, you nerd, creepy airhead And he kills Aizen and ask Rangiku for abortion Can you recall any fics about Nine? Yes, mostly with Yoruichi Would Two and Six make a good couple? I have no idea Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? None, I don't like yuri What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Grimmjow. WTF?? DON'T DO IT IN THE FING TABLE!! Aizen: What are you talking about?? Grimmjow: About you as a couple!! Everybody knew it. Aizen: What?? Gin: Actually, Aizen-sama, I think it was very obvious Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Both are lost souls, looking for someone, too bad that their love is forbbiden, oh well, that makes it exciting Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Maybe, I don't know... Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Heartless fighters Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Yes, and I can include myself Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Nop... Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? No, I don't think so... If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Pathetica (It's spanish, I know, and it fits Orihime better) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Beware a lot of fighting, weird comments, cursing and emo discrimination (underline emo discrimination) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? A few hours ago... I wish you were here... There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. iPod Shuffle Quiz: First part is: 2)Aesthetics and Identity (Noriyaki Sugiyama) 3)After Dark (Asian Kung-fu generation) 4)Alones (Aqua Timez) 5)Arde El Cielo (Mana) Second Part: Use Shuffle for this :D IF SOMEONE SAYS "YOU’RE HOT" YOU SAY? Who knew (Pink) HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR LIFE? Pink (Toriumi Kousuke) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Pathetica (Panda) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE LONG GOAL? Mirame (Belanova) (I didn't know that is a life goal xD) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? For a Pessimist I'm pretty Optimistic (Paramore) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? J'En Ai Marre (Alizee) (I'm too and nobody says anything about it) WHAT DO YOU OFTEN THINK ABOUT? When It Rains (Paramore) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON WHO LIKES YOU? Clavado en un Bar (Mana) (And he better stay in there xDD) WHAT DOES YOUR BEST FRIEND ALWAYS SAY TO YOU? Standing to Defend You (Kantaro Ito) (Thanks!!) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Miracle (Paramore) (jeez, idk) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SAYING? Listen to ONE story (Okiayu Ryoutaro and Orikasa Fumiko) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Don (Miranda) (jajajajaja que jodidencia jajaja) WHAT WILL BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL? Estoy mas Sohloh que ayer, pero menos que mañana (Panda) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? Te Voy A Perder (Alejandro Fernandez) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR HOUSE? Memories in the Rain (Masakazu Morita and Orikasa Fumiko) WHAT DO YOU WISH YOU WERE DOING NOW? En el muelle de San Blas (Mana) (I'd rather prefer being in Matanchen than San Blas) WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU SAID? El Infame "Estar y No Estar" (Panda) WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT? Cita en el Quirofano (Panda) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS QUIZ? Let the Flames Begin (Paramore) Eso es todo amigos!! That is all, folks!! | |||||||||
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