I am female. Fear me! I am also many other things as well, including bright, moody, solitary, bisexual, unpredictable, honest, tactless, well-meaning, picky, creative, critical, curious, sensitive, irrational, romantic, deep, intuitive, passionate, intelligent, playful, eccentric, misunderstood, soulful and above all else, autistic. With Asperger's Syndrome, to be specific, a part of the autism spectrum that even I have trouble identifying and putting into words, so your best source of information for it would probably be Wikiiepedia, or however you spell that thing. My stories have only just barely begun construction, so to speak. Now I must warn all of you who do not like said things: My stories tend to contain depth to the characters (sometimes even appearing OOC), romance, intimacy, fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, OCs (sometimes bordering on Mary Sue-ism, yes) and even some eroticism whenever it can be gotten away with. One thing is certain though: I will NOT accept flames. I'll also strongly encourage my work to be read and reviewed. I'll even accept constructive criticism, but, as I said before, no flames, please. If you flame me I will simply absorb the fire into my body and then send it right back at you, setting you ablaze! Muahahahah! Now, let's get specific, regarding my likes and dislikes

Likes: Deep characters, occasional OOC in the right places, romance, fluff, hurt/comfort, semi-Mary-Sue-ism (so deal with it!), The color pink, bats, cheese pizza, pretty, feminine things, mysterious, emo even macabre things, clothing, jewelry, cosmetics, accessories, colorful, sparkly things, music that makes my skin tingle, good fanfiction, authors or artists that think like me, non-violent vore, balance, originality, slash, fem-slash, nature, skim milk, pretty sparkly cities, shopping, Disney and most other animation of the 80s and early and mid 90s, sexy-looking females that are pretty to look at, certain villains (almost every other one I meet), reforming those favorite villains, my OCs, having plenty of spending money, most sweet foods as well as salty and/or cheesy ones, eroticism, magic, my family, love and understanding, liberalism and all-around beauty.

Dislikes: Liars, greed, filth, homophobia, bigotry, most republican/conservative values, bullies, rip-off artists, failure, incompetent leaders, creepy, perverted stalkers, catty girls, hackers, lack of hygiene, fleas, cockroaches, misquitoes, flies, urine, feces, splattered guts, illness, crossovers, m-preg, hyper inflation, pickles, mayonaise, the current style of Disney entertainment, new CGI animation, fics that are so overflowing with OCs that you forget which universe it's supposed to even take place in, picky, radical people who believe that characters should always be in character at ALL TIMES, no exceptions (and act nasty when someone does not cater to such whims), pedophiles, religious fanaticism, winter, coldness, "trendy" teenybopper stuff of today, commercials, being patient, pop-up ads, pimples, cartoons and TV shows that I think are stupid, cabin fever, insomnia, restlessness, overly cynical, overly-realistic people who totally dismiss any theories regarding supernatural stuff and Care Bear fanfic authors who take No Heart's evil WAYYY, too seriously (causing the Black Plague, hijacking planes to ram into the Hall Of Hearts, killing people and their parents, wanting to blow up the planet, killing his own NEICE, etc.), 'cause he's a Care Bears villain, I know he's a pissant an' all, but I would never compare him to Voldemort or Hitler, or anything like that! Geez Louise!

Favorite fictions ( many of which I have OCs for): Care Bears, The Adventures of Teddy Ruxpin, Star Wars, Pirates of the Carribean, Banjo-Kazooie, Donkey Kong Country Trilogy, Mortal Kombat Trilogy, Aladdin, Family Guy, Titan AE, Dungeons & Dragons, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Sailor Moon, Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy, Cats, Twister, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Camp Lazlo, The Lion King, Space Ghost, Chowder, Pokemon (mostly the games, as the anime is dumb), and Disney Princess movies.

Favorite love interests: No Heart (Care Bears), Jack W. Tweeg (The Adventures of Teddy Ruxpin), General Grievous (Star Wars), Davy Jones (Pirates Of The Carribean), Preed (Titan AE), Death (Family Guy), Ohma the Giant Warrior (Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind), Shnitzel (Chowder), Vlad Vladikoff (Horton Hears a Who), Randall Boggs (Monsters Inc), Mewtwo and Darkrai (Pokemon (Okay, so some good DID come out of a COUPLE of the movies).

Other favorite characters: Grim Reaper and Eris (Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy), Shreeky, Beastly, Gentle Heart Lamb and Cozy Heart Penguin (Care Bears), Rouge the Bat (Sonic Series), Jack Skellington and Sally (Nightmare Before Christmas), Emily (Corpse Bride), Mirage, Chaos, Eden, Arbutus and Muktar (Aladdin Series), Sailor Moon, Sailor Saturn, Sailor Pluto, Queen Neherenia, Amazoness Quartet, The Four Negamoon Sisters, Mistress Nine and Wicked Lady( Sailor Moon), Lazlo, Edward, Chip & Skip, Scoutmaster Lumpus, Slinkman and Nurse Leslie (Camp Lazlo), Coco, Wilt, Frankie and Cheese (Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends), Banette (Pokemon), Shenzi, Banzai, Ed, Zira, Nuka, Vitani, Zazu and Timon (The Lion King), Weldar, Clanker, Motzand and Keelhauls (Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie), Cat-O-9-Tails and Queen Banana Bird (Donkey Kong Country Trilogy),Princess Kitana, Mileena, Jade and Queen Sindel (Mortal Kombat), Pipsy, Timber, Banjo, Drumstick and Taj (Diddy Kong Racing), Catwoman, Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn (Batman), Demona, Queen Titania, Fox Xanatos and Angela (Gargoyles), Grey Fox and Psycho Mantis (Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes).

OCs: Mistress Blackheart (Care Bears), Rita K. Hexall (The Adventures of Teddy Ruxpin), Princess Kuva Yal Kilhanna and Lunah Attrix (Star Wars), Calypso (POTC, my version of her as an OC, not Tia Dalma), Crystal O' Connor (Family Guy), Andrielle (Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind), Plarss (Titan AE), Vinca Tealeaf and Arillgthal (Rillg) the Mind Flayer (Dungeons & Dragons), Marinade (Chowder), Nico (Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends), Queen Oliveen, Princess Roselia, Her Handmaiden Bodyguards, Prince Auris, Lady Catzidy, Copper, Queen Maleficia, Dollette, Peimei, Cheiko, Venya, Max Blockjaw and Jimmy Krow (Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie), Sakura (Mortal Kombat), Jade the Gecko (Sonic Universe), Sssia (Aladdin), Angelique (The Hunchback Of Notre Dame), Genevieve and Beauregard (Beauty and the Beast), Persephone (Hercules), Imani (The Lion King), Nessie (Monsters Inc), Queen Tiama (Robin Hood), Kovetess, Kelpie, Konstance and The Cat-O-9-Tails Club (Donkey Kong Country Trilogy), Ladybird (Space Ghost), Sailor Steel Bat, Sailor Brass Cockroach, Sailor Chiron, Sailor Charon and Princess Pearl (Sailor Moon), Dolly the Banette (Pokemon), Cathode (Reboot), Chloe (Cats), Minette Egrette (Horton Hears a Who), and "Wanetta" the Tornado Spirit (Twister).

Favorite OC/canon character couples: No Heart/Mistress Blackheart (Care Bears), Jack Tweeg/Rita Hexall (Teddy Ruxpin), Kuva Kilhanna/General Grievous and Lunah Attrix/Oola (Star Wars), Calypso/Davy Jones (POTC), Crystal O' Connor/Death (Family Guy), Plarss/Preed (Titan AE), Andrielle/Ohma the Giant Warrior (Nausicaa), Marinade/Shnitzel (Chowder), Princess Roselia/Prince Auris, Copper/Weldar and Max Blockjaw/Jimmy Krow (Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie), Dolly/Darkrai (Pokemon), Vinca/Rillg (D&D), Queen Tiama/Sir Hiss (Robin Hood), Nessie/Randall (Monsters Inc), Persephone/Hades (Hercules), Sssia/Muktar (Aladdin), and Minette Egrette/Vlad Vladikoff (Horton Hears a Who).

Existing character couples (canon and non) that I support: Jack Skellington/Sally (Nightmare Before Christmas), Knuckles/Rouge, Sonic/Amy Rose (Sonic Series), Grim/Eris (Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy), Batman/Catwoman and Poison Ivy/Harley Quinn (Batman Univese), Starfire/Raven (Teen Titans), Lazlo/Edward and Scoutmaster Lumpus/Slinkman (Camp Lazlo), Snow White/Prince (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs), Cinderella/Prince (Cinderella), Aurora/Philip (Sleeping Beauty), Ariel/Eric (The Little Mermaid), Belle/Beast (Beauty and The Beast), Jasmine/Aladdin (Aladdin), Pocahontas/John Smith (Pocahontas), Fa Mulan/Li Shang (Mulan), Kairi/Sora (Kingdom Hearts), Ragetti/Pintel (POTC), Sailor Moon/Tuxedo Mask, Luna/Artemis, Sailor Uranus/Sailor Neptune and Wicked Lady/Mistress Nine (Sailor Moon), Jar Jar Binks/Captain Tarpals (Star Wars), Banjo/Kazooie, Mumbo Jumbo/Humba Wumba (Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie), Princess Kitana/Liu Kang, Mileena/Baraka, Jade/Jax, Sub-zero/Smoke and Sonya Blade/Johnny Cage (Mortal Kombat), Goliath/Demona (Gargoyles), Donkey Kong/Candy Kong, Diddy Kong/Dixie Kong and King/Kaptain K.Rool/Queen Banana Bird (Donkey Kong Country Trilogy), Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (Harry Potter), Scar/Zira and Timon/Pumbaa (The Lion King), Jumbaa/Pleakley (Lilo & Stitch), White Spy/Black Spy (Spy vs Spy), The Great Gonzo/Rizzo the Rat (Muppets), Pinky/The Brain (Animaniacs), Grey Fox/Psycho Mantis (Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes), Zorak/Moltar (Space Ghost Coast to Coast), Lenny/Carl (The Simpsons), and Victoria/Mistoffelees and Tumblebrutus/Plato (Cats).

Favorite non-animated TV shows: The Number: 1 Ladies Detective Agency, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Ugly Betty, Everybody Loves Raymond, Roseanne, Two and a Half Men, Dharma and Greg, America's Funniest Videos, As Time Goes By, Are You Being Served?, Doctor Who and MASH.