| babyVampire18 |
Author has written 1 story for Twilight. yaaay xD I'm an 18-year-old crazy garl who wants to stay little for...um...an eternity xaxa :D I live in a country that no one has ever heard of - Montenegro xD (South of Europe, on the Adriatic Sea...yeah...the beach is in front of my house.) I'm a bad student...except of English (always the best notes waaaa xD ), Music and Art - man, i'm talented. except of that I cannot sing and I don't know how to draw a circle...not even that. So on, so on...addicted to...TWILIGHT!! YAAAAY I AM! I mean I'm dreaming of Twilight, I'm talking of Twilight all the time, my world is ALLLLL about Twilight :P Fav characters EMMETT, Alice 'n' Bella. Edward is EMOOO -_- although a cute kind of emo, I like him yaaay. Oh, forgot about my puppy, Jacob. Maaaaaan, I so love that dog - He's tha funniest character in the book (except of Emmett of courseee) I also love the Mexican pop sensation, RBD. Well, I Love Maite, who makes part of RBD. She's kind of my lesbian love xaxa :D although I'm no lesbian. But she's my idol. Not joking. I adore her! I LOVE gummy bears - wuuush, I could live on gummy bears. Ummmmm...what else? Do not know... copy and pasteeeeeeeee xD If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. (Why would I?) If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile. If you're obsessed with Twilight, copy and paste this list into your profile If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile. If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are insane and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere (with Emmett Cullen or some other character), copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Edward Cullen is waaaay TOO perfect, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an uterly sexual obsession with Emmett Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. if you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the cullens, but you dont really care because even thought admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you dont want to heal, add this to you're profile. If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward,Bella,Alice,or any other twilight names, copy this into your profile. Edward Cullen: Sexier than you since 1901! (xaxa, shit I so loved this and stole it from IHeartMrEdwardCullen's profile. And I love Emmett. Just so we get straight.) 1. You are on your computer everyday 2. You are more inside, than out. 4. You are on this site often. 5. As you read this, you keep nodding and smiling. 6. You were too busy, reading, nodding, and of course smiling, that you didn't notice there wasn't a number three. 7. You looked back to see if there was a number three. 8. You feel a bit stupid. 9. You think this is funny. 10. You want to copy this in your profile, right now - feel free. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the fun of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. You know you're obsessed with Twilight if... (xaxa this one's from IHeartMrEdwardCullen's profile too. couldn't help it! I just changed the thinks from Edward to Emmett. wouldn't break up with my bf because of Eddie gasp Gosh, never. But for Emmett, I'd kill. Litheraly:) I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken, and who could brighten anyone's day even when she couldn't brighten her own. xaxa you guys wanna know what I like the most on FanFic? Stealing from other people's profiles. Cool, ha? Is anyone, like ANYONE, someone out there, obsessed with Emmett, like the coolest and sexiest vamp EVEEEER? Or are there only Eddie the Emo fans? xD xaxa no ofence, I really like Edward, just, he sometimes scares me. Like really, really scares me. But I like him. turns around frightened Ohh, no horde of crazy and mad fangirls. Good. Gets hit with a baseball in the head | |||||||
1. Imprint reviewsAnd that spoiled, self-centered, angelic-like brat was the center of my world, the center of my pathetic life. The reason of my waking up, the reason of my breathing. Just her.' JacobxReneesmeTwilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-10-08 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie