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Attention everyone! My name is now xXKimochiWatariXx instead of xXSilver0BladesXx.

Please check my poll! It's centered around Shugo Chara, please vote for your favorite pairing.

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~Weird Thingamabobs~

I got this from -fujI-AwLiEt- (she has some cool stuff in her profile): Japanese Name Generator

I got this from javy05wizard guardian:

If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

I got this from BlackRoseOfTheGrave:

Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

~Bulletin Board~

Any results from polls I post up will be posted under this section, so catch up if you missed anything! And thanks for the votes!!

The poll for the Ouran High School Host Club drabble is closed! Here are the results:

Tamaki and Haruhi: 6 votes

Kyouya and Haruhi: 3 votes

Mori and Haruhi: 2 votes

Hikaru and Kaoru: 2 votes

Kyouya and Renge: 1 vote

Mori and Mitsukuni: 1 vote

Mitsukuni and Haruhi: 1 vote

Hikaru and Haruhi: 1 vote

Kaoru and Haruhi: 1 vote

Tamaki and Eclair: 0 votes

Looks like Tamaki and Haruhi wins! I'll try to update as soon as I can. Wish me luck!

~Personalized Sketch~

Name (English): None of your fuckin business! Just call me Jay, bastard, bitch! I used to be "U don't know me" and "xXSilver0BladesXx" when I wrote stories and reviewed.

Name (Japanese): Akimoto Ayumu, Endou Miharu, Hyuuga Aki.

秋 本 歩 (Akimoto Ayumu)

遠 藤 美 晴 (Endou Miharu)

Date of Birth: October 9, 1993

Age: 15

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Bisexual

Current Status of Love Life: ...Eh?

Nationality: Asian...Don't give me stereotypes on how asians can't think about perverted stuff 'cause they don't swing that way, because they can, and I'm proof.

Favorite Colors: Black, white, red, dark blue, dark purple, silver.

Likes: Tennis, swimming, figure skating, capoeira, drawing, biology, anatomy, psychology, music...etc.

Dislikes: Homophobic people, my family, writing stuff by hand, the colors pink and yellow, glasses.

~Food For Thought~

My birthday: October 9th

Uzumaki Naruto's birthday: October 10th

Aiba Hiroki's birthday: October 1st

Tezuka's Kumitsu's birthday: October 7th

Atobe Keigo's birthday: October 4th

Shiba Kaien's birthday: October 27th

Shiba Ganju's birthday: October 15th

Shiba Kuukaku's birthday: October 1st (same as Aiba Hiroki!)

That's so cool! Me and Naruto are like, back to back on birthdays! :D I'm not bragging or anything, it's just cool...

NOTE OF CAUTION!!

I'm usually brutally honest with my reviews, so they might sound harsh and picky. But I don't give a fuck about that, because it's just how I am. I've been getting PM's and Review Replies from people saying that they don't like me and that I'm too picky and should go on a hike. But guess what people? Screw you. I write whatever I want in my reviews, and just because you don't like them, doesn't mean that I'm gonna change for you.

And plus, this is something called "CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM". People who can't take constructive criticisms are weak...and, for their sake and their health, shouldn't be here.

I'm finished with my rant...you can continue with my profile now. XP

~Treasured Pets~

Favorite Animes and Characters:

Bleach

...They all have their moments...

Prince of Tennis

Niou Masaharu

Shishido Ryou

Howl's Moving Castle

Calcifer

Howl Jenkins/Pendragon

Spirited Away

Soot-balls

Haku

Lin

Castle in the Sky

Pazu

Sheeta

Naruto

Rock Lee

Hyuuga Neji

Sabaku no Gaara

Nara Shikamaru

Ouran High School Host Club

Fujioka Haruhi

Hitachiin Kaoru

Hitachiin Hikaru

Morinozuka Takashi

Junjou Romantica

Kamijou Hiroki

That was ...a SHIT load of characters...sorry, I don't really get the meaning of FAVORITE!!

~Abducted Quotes Section~

IMPORTANT: Some of these quotes are not mine, actually, 10 percent of these quotes are mine, so if you see your quote down here, please don't hesitate to claim it and then kill me later for it!

Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

I'm a girl...no, wait, yeah...

Math is strictly restricted for desperate measures involving murder...

Do you really think me being livid and dying young is such a bad thing?

Seme...Uke...Seme...Uke...Seme...Me...wait NOOOOO!

"Let's start by giving each other mental therapy!" "...I swear there's a double meaning behind those words."

My mind is like the internet, it gives useful advices and images, but most of time it just contains porn...oh yes, lots and lots of porn... (-quote from my friend)

No, I don't think your weird; it's just that everyone thinks you're weird.

I don't usually remember people who aren't worth remembering.

It will be better for the world and your sanity if you allow me a few extra hours in bed...alone.

Get out of my face...oh wait, you're not in my face...

Some people say that practice makes perfect, but to me, practice just makes me hungry.

I shall sink into your mind and inhabit your brain!

Dude, no one wants to pronounce a fucktastically long title for Satan's sake!

You have to be weird because if you weren't weird, then you can't be normal, because to be weird is to be normal, and only normal people are weird, so-I lost my train of thought.

Please refrain from touching the knives, have a nice day.

That teacher needs to go die, he/she is crazy and insane and a lunatic! So yeah we should kill it! Wait, it?

There are two things that are infinite; the universe and human stupidity. Although I don't know about the universe.

"I think I'm dying!" "Go to the nurse!" "...I'm not even going to respond to that."

There was only one person who I didn't know existed, and that person was you.

Think about this along the lines of physics, momentum before collision equals momentum after collision. (-quote from KivaEmber)

Yes, I'm quite aware that I could help you in this desperate situation right now, but where is the fun in that?

"If we're to survive this with our...my sanity intact, which I doubt, then we'll have to have some ground rules."

If God didn't want abortion, he would have made getting the baby out just as enjoyable as getting the baby in.

Be who you are and say what you want, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

"Weirdo." "Well, normal is overrated anyway."

What kind of psychological deep metaphysical mumbo jumbo is this??

Fine, suffocate, see if I care. (-quote from SendMoreParamedics)

You can do this, just picture how many ways it could get worse.

I don't even know how I got that cut; maybe I've really gone emo in my sleep now...

What? You really think that I'm going to escape by flushing myself down the toilet?

To tell you the truth, I don't think that he's/she's among the living anymore.

All in favor of killing me say "Aye!" "AYE!" "...YOU ALL SUCK!!"

"Look, I'm sorry! I swear upon my mother's grave to help you next time." "You better or else I'm going to mess up your mother's grave."

I was stunned, how can he do this to me? This isn't something that fathers should do! They should stay miserable and lament on their deceased wife until their loneliness eat away at their flesh and nails and nerves and brain until there was nothing but bleached bones...How dramatic...

"It's an evil brained morphing asylum they use to torture kids into thinking and acting in the same way!" "...It's called a school dumbass."

"I heard that there's this thing that can suck your soul through a small piece of glass and store it using an exact copy of the moment you took the soul. I heard that you could even distribute it to a lot of people too! That sounds like ultimate torture!" "...It's called a camera you imbecile."

"Pat, I think that your calculator is no longer functioning." "I think you are no longer functioning Fred." "...Alert, page load error."

They look like bullets but they can't go as fast as bullets because they are so damn fat!

"You're supposed to draw what you see Natalie." "Oh...so I'm supposed to draw the penis too?" "...YOU'RE NOT EVEN FACING THE FRONT OF THE MODEL! HOW CAN YOU DRAW THE PENIS!? WHERE ARE YOU GONNA PUT IT HUH?! UP HIS ASS??" "Isn't that where it's supposed to go?" "..."

Don't die on me or else I'll kill you!

Men are simple creatures with 3 basic needs: food, shelter, and blowjobs.

Mankind is facing extinction and the world is going under total annihilation and the only hope for us all is for you to start acting like an abhorrent bastard toward me?

"You...need to go get a life." "But I don't need one!" "THEN DIE DAMMNIT!"

Interesting, this thing called life. Toy with it, TOY WITH IT...laugh...LAUGH.

"He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake." You know...I think Santa's becoming a stalker.

"Your bed could use some resizing." "Like your brain?" "No, more like your cock." "...I'm a plus size."

Sorry about the AIDS, that was me. XD

Failing maths = Suspension from club activities = Angry Yukimura = Strikemillions/Strike thousands of laps = insanity. This is a contradiction. Hence, all tennis club members will pass maths. (-quote from Phoenix Boy)

"Gay. Homosexual. Rainbows and unicorns. Skittles."

"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake, you are the same decaying, organic matter as everyone else!"

The world is full of fathers-was therefore full of misery; full of mothers-therefore for every kind of perversion from sadism to chastity; full of brothers, sisters, uncles, aunts-full of madness and suicide. (-quote from Brave New World)

I would advise you not to put emoticons in your story. Every time I see you put O_O, and XD, it makes me go =_=... (-quote from CC-Star Rawr)

He really is an idiot. But wait...what does that make the man who's in love with this idiot then? (-quote from Hiroki Kamijou, Junjou Romantica)

We don't want just any ice cream, the only ice cream we want is the ice cream of justice! ...That sounded better in my head!

But don't worry, you're smarter than you look...that didn't come out right.

What a drag...I say a single thing against Sasuke, and I have to get that evil look from her eyes. ( -quote from Nara Shikamaru, Naruto)

...I knew...I'd hate smoking...the damn smoke...gets in my eyes... (-quote from Nara Shikamaru, Naruto)

C'mon, you know what they're like. You can never figure them out. You never know where you could stand with them. The smallest things could put you on their bad side. Always playing little mind games with you. Trying to make you do what they want. They're just a big pain basically. (-quote from Nara Shikamaru, Naruto)

If women made you a better person, I wouldn't want to know what you were like before. (-quote from Nara Shikamaru, Naruto)

Subtle as a rhino...and scarier than my mom... (-quote from Nara Shikamaru, Naruto)

As usual, I can't keep up with their craziness. (-quote from Hyuuga Neji, Naruto)

NOTE: Just to clarify things alittle, if you KNOW that these are yours, claim them please. But don't pretend that these are yours and claim them, because then I'll just kill you. And trust me, I've got a good idea of which quotes aren't mine.

Now, if you think that you are nowhere near normal, please paste this into your profile!

~Moving Moments~

I am the girl kicked out of her house because I confided in my mother I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister that holds her gay brother tight thru the painful, tear-filled nights

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks and in another year I would probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school it was simply to much to bear.

We are the couple that had the Realtor hang up on us when she realized we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I'm an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic partner who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because he grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the Home-Economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church not because I don't believe but because they closed their doors to 'my kind'.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong do your part to end it.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

~Programs~

Stories that are posted in here and either unfinished or being currently worked on. If they appear one day and gets deleted, then they are probably finished!

SakunoRyoma Fic: It's a series of one-shots. There's supposed to be twelve, one for each month. (Currently unfinished)

GrimmjowIchigo Fic: 10 minutes. It isn't enough though, but I'll manage. Grimmjow, you better get your ass back here, we're not settled yet. (Currently unfinished)

ShirosakiGrimmjow Fic: It's a love-hate relationship between us. We hated each other, but then loved each other. It's so confusing! What's this? Our gangs are after us? For what? Is our love that forbidden? (Currently unfinished with my collab group)

TamakiHaruhi Fic: Everyone in the Ouran Academy is trying to get a piece of Haruhi! Oh no! What's this? Our possessive prince finally snaps when he sees his dear 'daughter' being snatched by tainted hands?! Oh the drama! (Currently just starting)

YagyuuxOCxNiou Fic: Yagyuu has a sister, but he let her fall into the hands of a bunch of burgulars almost 8 years ago. With no evidence, the case went cold. Now, 8 years later, this new girl came running into Yagyuu's life, evoking old memories. Is this the sister that he had been looking for all these years? And say what?! Niou likes her?! Hmm...looks like Yagyuu needs to keep an eye on those two from now on. Also, it's time to ask Yanagi to do some tracking! (Currently unfinished)