Who am I? Call me Savannah, which is not my real name, but will do. I'm young enough to go to school, old enough to hate it. And I have some crazy muses. Did I miss anything? Oh yeah, I'm a girl.

Attention!

I am not obsessed with yaoi pairings. Nor am I obsessed with yuri or hetero pairings. I don't care what pairing a story is about as long as it's good. There are some exceptions, and they are listed below.

The pairing is down right creepy. I refuse to read Big/Blaze (Or Big/ANYONE), Tails/Blaze (No. Way.), Blaze/Marine (unless it's very good), or Amy/Cream (Just plain creepy). These are just examples, but they creep me out.

The pairing involves Big. The guy just creeps me out. Same with Wario.

The pairing is incest. (Note: Some exceptions apply) I don't think there are any relations like that in the Sonic team, so I should be safe there. But OCs and other fandoms can be a problem...

The ages are too different, and it is classified as pedophilia. (Once again, some exceptions apply)So I will read Shails (Shadow/Tails) but not Sails (Sonic/Tails), simply because I've always thought that Shadow simply matured much swifter than ordinary... whatever they are. I'm sticking with label of mobians, please notify me of you wish to complain.

Important Message:

Flames on my stories will be read, laughed at, and deleted. Or used to roast marshmellows!

Now for some quotes!

"Quiet scares me because it speaks the truth. Half the time I don't know what it's talking about, but it still scares me!" -my friend M, during gym class

Sanity is normal. Normalcy is for wimps. Yay for insanity!-me

"What does that have to with the price of bread?"-my friend M, after being interrupted

Don't question my insanity!-me

"Never take the path of least resistance, because that's what water does. I tried it and my shoes got wet."-my friend E, during gym glass

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

The very existance of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves 'I would really like to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.' - From the profile of nyappy-tama.

"You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus." -Mark Twain

"I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere." -Unknown

"We'll win together, or together we'll fall..." - Yami

Pride and dignity would belong to women if only men would leave them alone. -- Egyptian proverb. I know, a bit mean to the guys out there, but I couldn't resist. Guys, a lot of you do have the tendancy to say things to... irritate... us girls.

Not for sale, rent, or eBay. - Unknown

"Being normal is vastly over-rated" - Taken from Bayleef's profile

"Aaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mysical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..." - Ron Weasley

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." - Ron Weasley

"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts." - Ron Weasley

I had amnesia once...maybe twice. -(From the profile of Dorkyducky117)

"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." - Frank Lloyd Wright

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse." - Thomas Szasz

"There is a fine line between genius and insanity I have erased this line." - Oscar Levant

“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.” - Fred and George Weasley

"but the fact remains he (Voldemort) can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to. - Fred and George Weasley

"... It's like searching for a needle in a stack of needles."--Lust, FMA episode The Truth Behind Truths

Whoever said nothing was impossible has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door- Unknown

I’ve lost myself. I’ve gone to find myself. If I return before I get back, please tell me to wait there! - Unknown

"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that(Snape) ever became a professor." - The Marauder's Map

"Public speaking is the art of diluting a two minute speech with a two hour vocabulary." - Evan Esar

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Alva Edison

"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

"When people say a knight's job is all glory, I laugh and laugh and laugh. Often, I can stop laughing before they edge away and start talking about soothing drinks." -Lord Raoul

If a mute kid swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?-(From the profile of Dorkyducky117)

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.-(From the profile of Dorkyducky117)

"Christianity : The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense." -Christopher Hitchens

"Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can't he come up with something more original?" -Lina Inverse, Slayers

"When reality comes knocking I am NOT answering the door!" - Anonymous

"People tell me that my personality is divided. I don't think so, but maybe it is." - Cloud Strife

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy

"People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading" - Logan Pearsall Smith

"There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written." - Oscar Wilde

"Let's consult The Great 'Hn' Dictionary. Hmm, a 'hn' with a slight knowing attitude, with roll of the eyes. . . ah! Here it is! It means, 'I don't know,' or some situations, 'Why would I have bothered to remember anything so ridiculous is that?' " - Took this quote from Midnight Crisis's profile.

"No, way. He just ate my hair!" - Zack, FFVII: CC

“A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory.”-Anonymous

“Men are 44 percent muscle, 53 percent fat and 3 percent brain. This explains a lot of things.”- Anonymous

"I'm not short. I just live in a big world." -Edward Elric, Full Metal Alchemist

'Some emotions should be shared, but insane rage was not one of them.' The Belgariad, by David Eddings

'Science fiction tells you how the clock works; fantasy goes right on ahead and tells you the time.' - David Eddings

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. (From the profile of darkheart753)

I'm a writer; crazy is in my job description. (From the profile of The All Real Numbers Symbol)

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. (From the profile of Neassa)

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. (from the profile of Neassa.)

Other people's opinion of you does not have to become your reality. - Les Brown

They told me I have to stop taking 'You're Crazy' as a compliment. (From the profile of The All Real Numbers Symbol)

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.-I've heard way to many people claim credit for this one so I have no idea who said it first

“If God is all powerful, could he make a burrito so hot he himself could not eat it?”-Bart Simpson

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. -Groucho Marx

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. -Groucho Marx

Before you criticize someone always walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes. (from the profile of Neassa.)

"Reality bites with a varety of sizes of teeth." (from the profile of Neassa.)

"Snowflakes are some of the most fragile things in the world but looks what happens when they stick together." (from the profile of Neassa.)

"Fashion is a type of ugliness so intolerable, that we have to change it every 6 months." (from the profile of Neassa.)

"It's not cheating unless you get caught and if you get caught lie through your teeth." (from the profile of Neassa.)

"Live long and prosper or live short and don't prosper... whichever works for you." (from the profile of Neassa.)

"It's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubts." (from the profile of Neassa.)

"My head may be cracked but my insanity is still intact!" (from the profile of Neassa.)

"It's the friends that you can call up at 4 AM that matter." (from the profile of Neassa.)

"You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity" (from the profile of Neassa.)

“That’s it! I give up! There’s no talking to you people! And you wonder why I’m arrogant! If the rest of you weren’t such idiots, I might not feel so superior!” (from the profile of Neassa.)

"Society is thick, Normalicy is overrated, Lunacy is underestimated, and in the midst of it all, I remain relatively sane." (from the profile of Neassa.)

"If you do that I will kill you, then I will reincarnate you and kill you again!" (from the profile of Neassa.)

"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple." (from the profile of Neassa.)

"Skill is being able to walk across Niagra Falls on a tightrope. Intelligence is not trying." (from the profile of Neassa.)

"Nice try, but you can't fool a fool." (from the profile of Neassa.)

"Nothing is impossible. Some things are just improbable." (from the profile of Neassa.)

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words." (from the profile of Neassa.)

"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone." (from the profile of Neassa.)

"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?" (from the profile of Neassa.)

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police." (from the profile of Neassa.)

"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?" (from the profile of Neassa.)

"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now." (from the profile of Neassa.)

"The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not." (from the profile of Neassa.)

"Sarcasm is one more service we offer." (from the profile of Neassa.)

"Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world." (from the profile of Neassa.)

"I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away." (from the profile of Neassa.)

"Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive." (from the profile of Neassa.)

"I will temporarily rule the world, forever." (from the profile of Neassa.)

"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe." (from the profile of Neassa.)

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Copy And Paste Section.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.(I literally live in that little world and only come to this one to visit)

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. (Cool? Hahahahahahahaha!)

90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (Duh. How many people haven't? Oops, I did it again.)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (OMG! It speaks the truth!)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (NOWRIGHTNOW!)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever done something without even realizing it until you've done it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have used a word over and over again so much that you may consider using it as your catchphrase, copy and paste this to your profile. (Meow! But I'm a hedgehog, not a cat...)

Sometimes you sit in your/a room and stare at something for at least an hour and then you snap out of your trance and decide to do something, if this is true then copy and pase this to your profile.

If you believe in the DREADED TAILS DOLL, copy and paste this! (It may come for you!)

98 percent of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. (My space is right here, next to your space.)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you read this, copy this into your profile. (I can read it! Can you?)

90 percent of teens will want to try a drug between the ages of 13-19. If you are one of the 10 percent that would rather lose a limb before taking drugs, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst into laughter about something not really funny, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of kids would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are one of the 2 percent that would laugh their heads off at the others.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. (Hey! Of all the nerve! I know, we're not part of her, we're just stuck in her head. Technically, that still means when I talk to you girls, I talk to myself. Now hush.)

Paste this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, survived, or who died of a heart attack or heart disease.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (Or do it later.)

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (Stupid air.)

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this to your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. (I rule the household, but I'd like to try my hand at the world. Yes! and all the men would have to do the laundry!! Freak. Took the words right out of my mouth. Shadow, put the laser sword down. I was JOKING.)

If you have ever been about to say something, and then said something completly different, copy this to your profile.

If you can easily be described as 'airheaded' or 'a space case', copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who sees the future, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Valentine's Day, copy and paste this into your profile!! (Love? Who came up with that idea? You did. There are times when I hate myself.)

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. (Rap is what you do with presents.)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it longer!

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utterly worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile. (Sonic: I hate Friday the thirteenth. Did you really have to throw a chair at me? Look, I don't remember a thing, but I said I was sorry! It healed, anyways.)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile! (DON'T QUESTION MY INSANITY! Sonic: She's lost it. Someone get the water jug.)

If you think that muffins may rule the world some day, copy and paste this into your profile! (Muffins: Today, the oven! Tomorrow, the world! GET OFF MY COMPUTER!)

Gasp! Finally, an area of my profile my copy/paste things haven't taken over! WOO!

Shadow: Stop jumping up and down, freak.

You're one to talk, Mr. Ultimate Lifeform.

Shadow: I'm not a freak. I'm just different. And better.

Sure, Mr. I am (full of me)...

Shadow: I'm not full of myself, you're just inferior.

(Groan) Do other people have this much trouble with their muses?

Shadow: Yup. Better get used to it, 'cause I'm here to stay.

I sense a migraine in my future...

Message from the Author:

Hey! If you're going to read a story, please review it! Otherwise, the author isn't going to know if you liked it!

Shadow: You should follow your own advice.

...At least I'm trying!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb tird?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

Best Friends: Laugh at you and see if they can find any red stuff to dump on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "CRAP!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue in excange for your iPod."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... and have a book full of odd pictures of you

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'll be in the oval office."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this CRAP!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (Cheese. That's what she used to say. Now she says that cheese isn't random anymore, so she talks about random things that don't make sense. What's wrong with her?)

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (Shadow! Shadow! Shadow!)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (I argue with myself too much. Shadow: No, you argue with me too much. Same thing. Shadow: Is not. I'm not going to win this arguement, am I? Shadow: Nope. Darn it.)

If you've read the Twilight series but think all of your friends are NUTS for going nuts over it copy and paste this on your profile. (Seriously, what's with them? Are they crazy or something?)

If you joined the Dark Side because we have cookies, copy and paste this into your profile. (Shadow: There isn't a lot I won't do for cookies. I noticed. Hello, sugar rush!)

If you dream in color, copy this into your profile. (I dream when I'm awake more than when I'm asleep. And I always dream in color, unless I dream about being stuck in a black and white movie.)

If you have recently realized that there are really super hero's among us RAISE YOUR HAND!! I mean copy and paste this onto your profile. (Who hasn't?)

If your saw the Eragon movie and you think that FOX should NOT be allowed to make Eldest, copy this onto your profile. (Awful. They totally spoiled it.)

If you measure the distance between destinations in hours, copy this onto your profile. (Ninety-nine hours until I get home on the wall, ninety-nine hours till home...)

If you believe that, in another dimension, Johnny Depp actually is Captain Jack Sparrow, copy this onto your profile. (I can hear him now: "I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar if dirt...")

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate day, copy this onto your profile. (Arr, who hasn't?)

Put this on your profile if you didn't know that the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. (They do? Really? Shadow: Don't look at me, I never even heard of those songs.)

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" questions and have a long conversation about it. A true friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy this onto your profile. (She's random, she's silly, she can be mean, but she's my friend.)

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy this onto your profile if you never knew sexy was gone. (Shadow: It never left. I know, and you're being arrogent again.)

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this onto your profile. (Really stupid thing to do, isn't it?)

If your have ever run up a down escalator, copy this onto your profile. (Just to try it...)

If you don't think that Orlando Bloom is God's gift to women, copy this onto your profile. (Orlando Bloom? Wasn't he the guy who played Legolas?)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy this onto your profile. (I may be dead, but at least I'm still pretty, which is more than I can say for you!"-Buffy the Vampire Slayer, season 1 episode 12: Prophecy Girl.)

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy this onto your profile. (My bedroom door, definately. Forunately, my computer likes me.)

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy this onto your profile. (Once again, really stupid thing to do.)

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. (The only sane people are the insane ones.)

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. (Um, let's see... Sonic the Hedgehog, Kingdom Hearts, Klonoa... Does Final Fantasy VII count, or is it for older audiences?)

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. (There are times when I hate my wii.)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (Heh. Daydreaming.)

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile. (How dare I put this in my profile! That is so not true! Wait...)

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. (I'm trying to me, not who they think I should be.)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, dablackfox101, mushroomcloudslooklikebroccoli, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Wolf Pyralis, Rabid Rabbit's Rampage, BloodySalvation, Sonicalia, metal.lamp-silvertongue, Kaity Chameleon,WeaselChick, The All Real Numbers Symbol, Leader S, LightDarkandChaos,

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, Metroid-is-cool, The All Real Numbers Symbol, LightDarkandChaos,

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, Klc, why me why not you, Gaara the Eternal, cats-rock-and-so-does-cheese,karen1011, Roseintheshadows7, LightDarkandChaos,

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list KaidaThorn, Gingerstar14, Pink Kitty Cat, Snowfeather, Cloudstar11, HiddenMusic (how dare I be allergic to them!), catatheart(I LOVE MY CAT!), Wildstalker13,Jadeclaw(why won't my parents let me have one!), LightDarkandChaos (Love my kitty!),

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. (C and A. I plan to make their afterlives an unliving h-e-double hockeysticks.)

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (Of course not... shifty eyes)

If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile. (Shiny!)

Marth's story

Why do they call me gay?

I fell in love with a wonderful girl when my life wasn't a war.

Her name was Sheeda, and she was so beautiful.

I loved her very much, and I think she loved me back.

But then, she was killed, her last word was my name.

I cried until my eyes ran dry.

My sister and I were both in danger, she knew she was going to die, but she didn't tell me.

She simply gave me her tiara and said to remeber her. And then she left me like Sheeda did.

I wear it to remind myself of her, and I don't cut my hair as a sign of remeberance.

Yet even though I try to be a good man, everyone laughs at me.

They tease me for my sister's crown. They call me gay, or tease me for my name by calling me "Martha".

They treat me like a freak because they don't know my past.

Did I do something wrong?

Did I make them mad?

If I did, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry my hair isn't short like other boys.

I'm sorry that I'm sensitive because I don't want to turn bitter.

I'm sorry that I have my own identity, and that It's not good enough for you.

I'm sorry.

Lucas' story

Why do they call me a wuss?

I was brave, until my mother, who died and left my brother and I to fend for oursleves.

Animals were my only comfort. One of my best friends was a dog named Boney.

My life went up in flames when I was forced to kill the only person that I loved and cared about me.

I had to kill my own brother to save everyone. So now no one that I loved is left besides the creatures that cared about me.

Even though I try to be stronger, everyone hates me.

They tease me for the day I was with Ness, My only other friend. When Wario came and took him. I was scared and worried, and didn't know what to do.

I ran so I wouldn't have to see Ness leave me Like my Mother and Brother.

But now everyone calls me a wuss.

They call me a horrible word that I don't want to ever let come from my mouth.

They call me it because I don't want to fight.

Was I being a bad person?

Was there anything else I could do?

If there was, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that no one taught me to be brave.

I'm sorry no one loved me.

I'm sorry that the only thing I could do was run away.

I'm sorry that no one could help me to be the person you want me to be.

I'm sorry.

Roy's story

Why do they call me a clone?

I can't control what I do in a game.

I'm not the one who wanted to have it be this way.

I didn't want it like this!

If I had it how I wanted, no one would be hurt! The planet would never have fighting! Peace would be the only thing to spread! And I could be who I want to!

I wouldn't be forgotten.

I wouldn't be a copy.

I wouldn't be someone's puppet.

When I was somewhat cared about, was I not good enough?

When I was in a Super smash bros game, was I not doing my best?

If I wasn't I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I don't get a say in anything I do.

I'm sorry I'm just a play-thing to you.

I'm sorry I can't have one unique thing about me to please you.

I'm sorry

Meta knight's story

Why do they call me cold?

I used to open and friendly had a friend who treated me like a living being with feelings and a heart.

His Name was Jerca, and he saw something in me.

He cared about me and he felt like a brother to me. We were both in the army, and fought side by side.

But then, when true danger struck across our homeland, he was captured and I was left to feel like I was the cause of his death.

But then, he came back, and I was overly joyful. . .until I saw that our enemy had turned him into a monster.

I couldn't stand to see him like this.

I had to do the one thing that I swore I never wanted to do.

In no time, my sword had gone through his chest.

He gained some sense and while his heart pumped just a few more beats, he put something in my trembling glove. A locket, when I opened it, it was a picture of a baby. He breathed out that it was his son, his love for the baby was what set him free of the curse.

Then he died.

I didn't want that to ever happen to anyone I knew or cared about ever again. So I decided not to love anymore.

I don't want to be left hurting like that again.

Does that make me cold-hearted?

Does that mean you think I'm being mean?

If it does, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that you didn't know that when no one's around, I cry like a baby, wishing someone would hold me.

I'm sorry I was never shown not to feel this way.

I'm sorry that you don't understand, and that you don't look at me like Jerca did.

I'm sorry.

Bowser's story

Why? They call me evil.
They say I’m an evil witch.
And they make fun of me because I was raised by one.
Dark Magic makes me evil.
I use my kids to kill my enemy.
That makes me evil.
They think I hate humanity.
Truth is, it hurts.
It hurt that my parents died when I was a baby.
It hurts that the one I love loves someone else.
It hurts that I was raised by a witch that kidnapped babies.
That’s why I’m who I am.
They call me an idiot,
Because I can’t kill a plumber.
They never stop to consider
Maybe, just maybe, I don’t want to kill him.
Peach loves Mario, and I love Peach.
I can’t kill the happiness of the one I love.
I only try to knock him out.
Sometimes I lose it, and I do try to kill him.
But can you really blame me?

Samus's Story

Why do people just play as me for my looks?

Half of you didn't know I was a girl before brawl.

And I forgive most of you.

But not the ones who pair me up with EVERY. SINGLE. GUY.

I love the stories you write.

I'm just not that interested in guys.

I don't want to be "the girl with the big chest".

I want to be an example:

No matter how much damage you take,

You gotta keep on goin'.

They also say that I'm a .

I got news for you, I havn't had it easy.

I was orphaned when I was 3.

An evil dragon that killed my parents is coming for me next.

I was raised by the Chozo,

but they died out too.

Excuse me if I'm upset sometimes,

excuse me if I burst out every now and then

excuse me for being cautious with who I meet

I try to be nice as best I can

I'm sorry for how I look

I'm sorry for how I might act

I got news for you

I didn't get so many choices...

Peach's story

Why do they call me stupid?

I have the brains, I have been ruling my kingdom for years.

You call me stupid and yet you don't know a lot about me

I've been an orphaned child since I was a baby and yet I managed to lead my people.

Does that make me stupid and ditzy without a care for anyone's feelings?

I've been the only human in my kingdom for many years

Being the only one makes you feel lonely.

I'm not stupid enough to not know what feelings are.

It's not my fault I was born with this hair colour and I like this dress.

That's the way I am

That's my identity

I'm not some slut that goes for boys. I'm a princess and that's what I have been born to.

I'm sorry I don't like violence and don't defend myself when Bowser attacks

I'm sorry that I care for my people and I am willing to risk my freedom for them.

I'm sorry that you hate me and think I'm stupid for falling for a plumber

I'm sorry that I'm polite and friendly to everyone despite their natures

I'm sorry

Ike’s Story

Why do they call me stupid? It isn’t like I have a choice

What I say is what I have to

Who cares if I say “I fight for my friends?”

Everyone needs something to fight for

Or they fade until they can’t remember

What they wanted when it started, what their dreams were

Why do they portray me as a brute who thinks with his fists?

I’m not obsessed with chicken, how do these rumours start?

I don’t mind your stories, but you pair me with everyone from Zelda to Pit

I never was a jerk, I never fell in love

Is that enough to make me a fool?

If it is, I’m sorry for being slow on the field

I’m sorry for how I act, I’m sorry for what I say

I’m sorry for not being what you wanted

I’m sorry.

Even though some characters aren't real, people treat them like trash. If you know that the stuff said about these characters in this poem is true, put this in your profile. And if you can, PM me to add on to this poem for another Nintendo character. Oh, and you have to C/P ALL of it. NOT just part of it! Either you agree that people are mean, or don't agree people are mean.