"But when trouble strikes the city-- Defense attorney Phoenix Wright becomes--

Objectionman!

Quickly, Miles! To the Wrightmobile!"

Hm, where do I start...?

Well, I live in the United States. I'm a liberal Texan (quite the oxymoron these days), although that doesn't mean much.

I like Phoenix Wright and Metal Gear fanfics (mainly PxE and SxO, respectively. I am a yaoi fan on the inside, just a little), although I haven't really read much else. Oh, and Fire Emblem (Shinon/Rolf, I'm such a pedo). Anything interesting to read is greatly appreciated. I've recently began playing Dynasty Warriors, which has led to another favorite pairing. I'm absolutely obsessed with Zhou Yu/Sun Ce (or the other way around, I don't paricularly care who's on top). It's so painfully, blatantly easy to pair them together. (WHY DO PEOPLE PAIR THEM WITH THEIR WIVES?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS LOGIC!!) I've started rationalizing my yaoi obsession. It's a pathetic excuse, but I find that gay pairings (and any gay fiction for that matter) is often much better written than straight fiction.

I can no longer say that PxE is my absolute favorite pairing. I'm now torn between that and ZY/SC.

My current favorite story is Fake Fairytales an Faux Amour by LyricalRawr and ShivaSan. (I bow before their godly authorship) It's amazing, read it. And to the authors, update, goddammit! Seriously.

I'm currently working on a Metal Gear parody, which I posted the first chapter of, although it could take a forever to update it, since many of my friends are helping me to write it, and getting us all together in the same place at the same time to work on it can be difficult. (Fish, I've given up all hope of you ever completing anything, so I won't bother asking you to write your part, I just left it blank.) However, I greatly appreciate their experience with the Metal Gear games, for without them, I would have a very hard time making the story make sense.

Also, I'm working on a quick (haha, quick...yup, again, forever, quick...) Phoenix/Edgeworth story that was inspired by video games, an interesting conversation with a friend, and my drugged up brain (I had a cold. They were cold meds, I swear!). Now if I could only figure out how to word the last bit...(still trying to work it out almost a year later)

I wrote a Phoenix/Godot story. I never thought I'd do that. I didn't even like the pairing all that much, but then I played Recipe for Turnabout. It's so easy to imply a relationship that I felt the need to write a fic based on the case dialogue. It also helped that I had a horrible, horrible IDEA that comes out in the last part of the fic. You'll cry. Tears of blood. I swear. It's that bad. The last part of the fic is my own, but most of the dialogue first six chapters is very close to the original game text.

I want to write a SC/ZY (or the other way around, dunno yet) fic. Unfortunately, I feel an intense inadequacy in this area, as I would most likely get a lot of the people and places and events and such wrong. I was never very good with the details that I didn't consider too important.

Ah, sigh. I feel somewhat depressed that there are so few reviews, though I guess I shouldn't be expecting much. But of so many people who've read my stories so far, you'd think at least a couple would have the kindness to submit a review. I shed a lonely tear at the thought that so many people would simply read a story without leaving some sort of message for the author to let them know whether their story was worthy of notice, even if they only review to comment on flaws. As an author, I beg of you, if you read my stories please comment. I sincerely wish to know what you think of my humble creations.

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Jan. 18, 2009 - I should probably post the first bit of the MG parody, but at the moment I'm being too lazy to do so. Can't get the wording wright on the P/E fic.
Hmmm...I just realized that I haven't specified what gender I am in my profile. LOL
Jan. 21, 2009 - Just realized that I accidentally left out a part of the MG parody, got to go back and write that...
April 8, 2009 - 3 stories in the works, none of them finished. I have (almost) no followthrough.
I lied. I just published something. (Finally!) Ironically, it's the story that I've been working on for the least amount of time.
April 9, 2009 - no comments. TT_TT cries everywhere
May 4, 2009 - I hate AP exams with a passion. No one should be forced to endure this torture. still no reviews.
May 23, 2009 - Thanks to the few who commented, PMed me. Much appreciated. Also, I've given up trying to get Fish to write her part of the story. I'm posting it anyway.
May 27, 2009 - Fish says she may post a comment with her Zanzibar hamster response, but this seems unlikely, given that she procrastinates more than I do.
July 6, 2009 - Happy belated Fourth of July! I posted another fic, once again proving that I get through with fics faster if I started them more recently. Go figure. Anyway, The Seventeenth Cup is my favorite of the stories I've written so far. It's almost finished, and I love it. You should read it.
July 29, 2009 - I love Dynasty Warriors. It's my new crack-like addiction. Zhou Yu and Sun Ce belong together, and whenever someone pairs them with the sisters whose names are too unimprotant to me to remember, I want to scratch my eyes out. There is not enough of this pairing and it depresses me.