hey!

I'm a highschooler from America. I love reading and writing, though I'm unsure whether I will put a lot on here, simply for the fact that it would have to be really good and not much I have qualifies.

So I love Naruto, and thats pretty much the only fanfiction I write/read.

I loveee non massacre Itachi stories, so if you know of one send it my way! I love Itachi paired with a decent girl sorry not Hinata, she bothers me a bit so usually that means Sakura. I also love Kiba/Sakura, Neji/Sakura and Neji with TenTen. I also love Gaara/Sakura. Sasuke is ok, I like the stories of him where he has come back from the creepy snake or ones where he never left. Mature, intelligent Naruto is cool too, but he annoys me when he is all loud and obnoxious. I don't like guy on guy or girl on girl, I'm not bashing it, its just not my cup of tea.

In my opinion there aren't enough good Kiba stories where he isn't disgusting or a bad guy, people just don't portray him the way he deserves :( or enough good Itachi non massacre stories, so helping me find more would be greatly appreciated :)

So my story Follow You was written on a different computer then the one I am using now. Unfortunately that computer spazzed out, so all the chapters I had written were earased. It was really disheartening, and though I intend to finish it right now it just sucks that I have to rewrite the chapters I had but hadnt posted yet. Grr.

Also my one shot has Wishes is based off the song Wishes by Superchick. Here is the link to the song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqFZ3eKFXPM

Also, I intend to possibly, maybe do a sequal to Wishes :D but it depends on if my muse decides to cooperate.

I figure that I should keep this short and sweet, because I know it can be a pain when people go on and on about themselves in their profiles. I hope that you like my stories so far and the ones to come.

So there you have it! If you want to message me or talk to me you can call me Morgana.

RULES FOR LIFE AT HOGWARTS (for Muggleborns only. The Pureblood's won't get it. SUCK ON THAT, MALFOY!!XD)!
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after my lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy.

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches.

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball.

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor.

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental.

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends".

20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions. (Highly inappropriate, albeit very funny.)

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom.

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

33) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

35) It is a bad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously.

36) "Ya'll check this shit out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental
spell.

37) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

38) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy. (He will take you up on it.)

39) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

40) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

41) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

Bye!!