New Profile update 'cause it's a bit messy down there. I haven't the heart to change what is below the gray line 'cause I love my friends too much. :D

I've pretty much abandoned all of my Warriors stories except for Fire, Ice, and Shadows, which I only update every once in a while. They kind of embarrass me, to be honest, 'cause they come from a time when I didn't know what description was. I'm keeping them up however 'cause they're not /that/ bad, they just aren't /that/ good either. However, I'll try my best to finish FIS so that I don't have a horde of PMs begging me to end it, and maybe one day I'll have a major reconstruction on that story.

Any further stories or ideas I might have, I might possibly post on here, but don't expect anything too soon. The muse is a fickle beast and he only comes when he wishes. I do have a Fictionpress press account which can be found here.

I can usually be found at my forum or at the number one general forum if you ever need me for something or if you just feel like talking to me. As you can probably well guess by taking a look at the middle section of this profile, I have some strong ties with a lot of my friends. I even trust them with my account info, so I'm sure you can see our unbreakable bond, hm?

Anywho, that's all I really wanted to say, so enjoy the rest of my profile~ (:

T/D and ALPoH, FTFW, l00zrs~ :D

Ceri hacks, FTW! /hearts --Hacked again. :D

Aaaaaaaand it's Ky-la in italics because they're just that sexy!~

So B!hacks are left in Underline~

I am Natz. Natz I am. Would you like green eggs and ham? :D I don't like ham. XD N!edit: That's 'cause you're vegetarian, silly. XP

Anywho, I am an eighteen year old girl, who is loyal to her friends, and pretty sharp tempered. So you may not want to anger me~ RAWR! Otherwise, I'm a pretty chill person, and I get along with most everybody (except for the ones that you don't! =O). I'm also pretty forgiving, but only the first time around~ This is true. :P So don't think you can take advantage of me. BECAUSE WE'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, ASSHATS. She's amazing! You hurt her, and you'll have a very upset little Kitten. -_- This, too. :D I'll fucking tear your legs off.

I like smileys ( 8D ), and RPing. Hit me up on ALPoH and I'll RP with you~ :D

ALPoH, if you hadn't guessed is my forum. I loves it, and we are a pretty close family there~ :) T/D is the number one forum on General AND WE'RE BEAUTIFUL, and again, I loves it and same as ALPoH, we are a close family. So I have three families? Get over it~ :P

Besties~

My besties~ :D

Blakey~ Be’s my second in command and husband to many. XD (She actually loves me the MOAST.)

Ky~ Be’s my pimp, and I are her bitch. :D (SHE LOVES ME MOAST.)

Lance~ Be’s my sisteh and the forum’s BPoS. :P

Cass~ Be’s my Aussie and everybody’s favourite wife. XP

Ceri~ Be’s my wife and married to none other~ 8D Liez. I am totally married to Thunder and Terry, too. but you're still my favourite. Shh, it's a secret. ;) N!edit: That's not true either. Thunder got a divorce from you. :O Well I still have you and Terry. ;) N!edit: Again, not really. :O Terry hasn't been around for a while. :P So I's your only wife~

Dani~ Be’s my pincher and always keeps in line~ 8)

Alex~ Be's my bestie on and offline and has been for years~ (:

Quotes~ Everything from this point on isn't me. D:

Your situation is tougher so don't worry about me."

...Yeah, the boy who lives two states away is confusing me because he gives me completely mixed signals, and you're homeless. HMM, WHO WINS, I WONDER?"

You do. :D"

Me, Cass, Me respectively~

"-drives by and throws Blue paint on Jacob-

-speeds away-"

"-spluttercurse-

-paints self Red-

...-looks purple-

Son of a--"

"SUCCESS!

-flees-"

"YOU DEVIOUS BASTARD. YOU KNEW I WOULD DO THAT."

"-grins from far away- XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

"I'll get you. -eyenarrow-"

Me and Jacob respectively~

"If I dress up like a cowboy, will you ride me? XDDDD"

Ceri

"Are you guys feuding over whether the Brits or the Americans are better? Let me give you what I believe to be the solution:

The Brits and Americans never fought, but both wanted to seem famous because nobody knew their countries. The pretended to have a war so they will get in all their great-great-great (etc.) grand-children's history books. Ta-Da :P"

Terry

Canada is like the bastard child of the U.S. and Britain. I mean, they're basically an extra state, but they still go for that monarchy shit you guys have going on. :K

Jacob

"I ate BK. :D"

"BK are my initials..."

Me and Bailey respectively. MSN

"Oh, well you shouldn't slam the door behind you, y'know? It's loud and it scares meh. D:"

"I don't slam doors; doors try to follow me and by doing so slam themselves. -nod- xD /lolwut"

Me and Flameh respectively

"Yeah, drinking coffee totally helps one to fall asleep. Drink enough and the caffeine will put you in a coma! Plenty of sleep to be had when in a coma. nod"

Dani

"I can't decide if I want poopy or poopie. XD;"

"That's not a sentence you see every day. -blink-"

Me and Jacob respectively

"My house is on fire and I'm on the computer? "ANA THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE." "One second Mum, I'm on the computer! D'8 -types- BRB, house on fire.""

Ana

"Jonathan asked if he could borrow a pair of socks from you. XD"

"-launches socks out to sea-

-watches them plummet after ten feet-

Sorry, no can do."

"He said, "Now they're gonna be all wet before they get to me. Can't you send them via British navy or something?""

"Yeah, I has navy at mah disposal.

OY, NAVY. TAKE THESE SOCKS TO AMERICA, KTHXBAI."

Me, Lance, Me and Lance respectively MSN

"If it came from the heart, who cares what the length and content is? -shrug-"

Me

"It's "God," Rayne. GAWD."

Ky

"Then she's not a locker. -sniff-"

"I'm not a locker? D'8 Mommy lied to me. D;"

Flameh and Shine respectively

"Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing."

Dictionary, Yahoo status

"It's Canadian Thanksgiving. Instead of being the day when all the Pokémons taught the Jedis how to grow crops, it's something about moose and maple syrup."

Jacob

"Emmy, please!

...Wait, no. Wrong reaction.

-digs into her hat of reactions-

DO NOT WANT.

There we go."

Dani

"It's a wild contraction! =O"

"CAPTURE AND KILL IT, SILVER. DON'T LET IT GET OUT ALIVE."

"Don't worry! I know the contraction's fatal weakness: apostrophes."

Dani, Ky, and Dani respectively

"Nah, I'm too busy getting into wimminz' pants to care for male bonding. XD"

"Orly? What size are you in wimminz' pants?"

Rocky and Blake respectively

"Also, it's very hard/nearly impossible to armpit fart with boobs. D:"

"Yeah, it is. D: I gave up years ago when I went past a size D."

"I'm a C and I can't. I couldn't when I was a B."

"And here I thought I didn't know anybody who could talk about the relation of bra size to armpit-farting capabilities. I stand corrected."

Qzzy, Me, Qzzy, and Jacob~

"I'm complaining like the emo bitch I am. -nod- I'll go slit my wrists and take pictures now so others can see my pain. -sits in emo corner-"

"Oh, Qzzy, you know I love you and that I'm always here for you, right? If you want to talk, all you need to do is say so!~

-turns to Natz- God, I hate that fuckin' emo."

Qzzy, Ky

"You...love her so much you hate her? Or something? XD"

"Exactly! It's like a love/hate roller coaster. It even has grammatical loop-the-loops. :D"

Shine, Golde

"You were just about to give me a million dollars. -nod- 0:D"

"Was I? Gawd, what was I thinking? It's a good thing that distraction came along. (;"

Golde, Ky

"There's no tea in this pot! GOLDE SMASH!"

"Wait! If you stay under the bridge for a while, my brother'll come along, he's much more fun to smash!"

Golde, Thief

"E has to be the most useful letter in the English language. It's hard to make one sentence without using the letter. Without E, I can't breathe; my heart can't beat. Heck, I can't even have a heart. I can't be independent. I can't get married. I can't be engaged, betrothed, or any other variation of the word. There can be no life without E. Well, not for a hopeless romantic like myself."

From the romance fiction Draft II by kirbaline

Ceri lobes vous! -- L'amoure conquiert tous~

Te amo! Blaik wuz heer~