| Obamarocks2008 |
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, iCarly, and Camp Rock. OK so we are back, unfortunately we are having rouble wih the stories, namely that we are unable to take care of them, so we are puting them all up for adoption. -Mya ps apperenly Taylor has yet to tell me something... Talking about marriage already really! we have onlybeen dating for what... 4 years? jk 4 years is a long time. hey honey were is my ring? OK. So like Mya said, we are now puting them up for adoption. It IS definate so contact us via the pming option or e-mail me at tayloryler2008@gmail.com kay? -Taylor i work in a subshop you aren't getting a ring, i bought you a stuffed duck instead... lol whatever Hey my name is Taylor! I have three stories right now but more will come. I like smart!Harry stories were Harry stops acting like a moron and I bash Dumbledore to high hell! I'm looking for a beta by the way. I also like twilight, The house of Night books, Artemis Fowl (still haven't gotten the 6th one yet, grr), and a couple others but on this site I pretty much only read Harry Potter and on occasion Twilight, but that might change later. For now I only read Twilight and HP fanfiction (Robert Pattinson is HOT). Anyway My BFF Mya is helping me with my stories, sometimes her name is at the bottom. just means she wrote that chapter. -Taylor P.S. I think Obama rocks, and I'm a big Taylor swift fan Hey it's mya. i have my own profile... but i like taylor's better! anyway, i'm editing her profile and she is going to be so pissed... BUT I DON'T CARE! luv you all (except you dorky flamers) hugs and kisses! -Mya if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Sparrowflight, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, XxPoisoned DreamsxX Queen of Death and Vampires, Ultimate Lover Harry/Hermione, Obamarocks2008 Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile Favorite Life lessons When life hands you lemons, squirt life in the eye and run like hell. Before you judge a man. Walk a mile in his shoes, because after that you're a mile away from him and you have his shoes. There are people I'ld take a bullet for and people I wanna put a bullet in. A day without sunshine is...night. My luck is so bad, if I brought a cemetary people would stop dying. In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods. They have not forgotten this. Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma. Until I was 13, I thought my name was Shut up. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Being a lesbian myself, i firmly believe that homophobia is wrong and Mya and i are both thankful to the fact that the people who do know about us are accepting and it is a sobering fact that not everyone is as accepting as my family is. -Taylor You know your living in 2009 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Warning! Questionnaire Ahead! Either grab a writing utensil and a piece of paper or just remember your answers. Apparently Don't peek at the answers, because it ruins it completely D: 1) If you are strait write the first name of a person of the opposite sex that pops into you head. If your gay, write the name of the person of the same sex that pops into your head. If you bi, than write the name of the first person that pops into your head... (it has to be the first) 2) What is you favorite color out of red,black,blue,green,yellow? 3) Your first initial? 4) Your month of birth? 5) Which color do you like more,black or white? 6) Name a person of the same sex as yours. 7) Your favorite number? 8) Do you like California or Florida more? 9) Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10) Write down a wish(a realistic one) ARE YOU DONE? IF SO SCROLL DOWN. (DON'T CHEAT...FOOL...) THE ANSWERS; 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red-You are alert and you life is full of love. Black-You are conservative and aggressive Green-Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back Blue-You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow-You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3.If you initial is: A-K You have a lot of love and friendship in your life. L-R You try to live you life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4.If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected. April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last very long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5.If you choose; Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you will have in your lifetime. 8. If you choose: California: You like adventure Florida: You are a laid back person 9.If you choose: Lake: You are loyal to your friends and to you love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. Girls Don't Realize These Things I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' i'm a girl, a bisexual girl, however a girl. As I am happily in a relantionship with my girly girlfriend, i can safely say a lot of this doesn't apply, however i know people to whom it DOES so yeah, this is my little closing statement. -Mya To Every Girl: To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly. To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy. To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky. To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot. To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you. To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead. To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend. To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess. To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak. To every girl that won't get down on her knees open her mouth just to get a boyfriend. To every girl that just wants to hold hands. To every girl that kisses him with meaning. To every girl who just wishes he cared more. To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold. To every girl who just wants him to call. To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him. To every girl that just wants to cuddle. To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex. To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back. To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one." To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny. To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way. To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels. To every girl who wants words backed up with actions. To every girl who doesn't just want to be another pretty face. To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end. To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. never again To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be. If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl." If you are a guy that thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things repost it as "I am looking for this girl" or if u have this girl put this on you profile under the title " I have this girl" And if you can, add another line! Well I was this girl, and then i realized i had taylor. -mya IMPORTANT!! We all know or knew someone like this!! One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vica versa, paste this and paste it in your profile. If you ever walked into a door, copy this and paste in your profile. If you ever tripped down the stairs, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you been at the computer for hours at end, reading numors fanfiction, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reson, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you ever tripped over your feet, copy this and paste it in your profile. If people think you mentally insane...copy this and paste in your profile. If you soned out for more then a hour...copy this and freaking paste it!! 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile. If you ever run into a door, door, car (thats standing still), copy this and paste it in your profle. If you ever cheated on a important test and didn't get caught, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you have this annoying kid in your class at school talking so loud that you can hear them on the other side of the room when everyone else is talking, and you just want to strangle them but you resist the urge and then you look down and see that you messed up your work while concentrating on non-homicidal thoughts, copy and paste this into you profile. If you the type of person who gets excited over 2 reveiws, put this in you profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile. If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile. I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile. If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If one of your hobbies is going back over a hopelessly sidetracked conversation to try to figure out what started it, you, like me, have no life. If so, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was too "Small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile. My life has been beyond boring. Nothing of great importance, good or bad, has happened to me. Copy this into your profile if your life is boring. I'm emo so I must cut my wrist. I'm not like everyone else so I must be a looser. I speak my mind so I must be a bitch. I'm overweight so I must have a problem with self-control. I don't have a religion so I must not have morals. I'm a democrat so I must not believe in being responsible. I am a liberal so I must be gay. I'm southern so I must be white trash. I wear a lot of skirts so I must be a slut. I'm a punk so I must do drugs. I am young so I must be naive. I wear black so I must be a goth. I am a white girl so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I dye my hair in crazy kind of colors so I must be looking for attention. I dress in unusual ways so I must be looking for attention. I wear what I want so I must be a poser. I have a german heritage so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with gays so I must be gay too. I'm a virgin so I must be a prude. I'm bi so I must think that everyone I see is hot. I don't like the sun so I must be albino. I have a lot of friends so I must love to drink and party. I have had sex so I am automatically a whore I'm emo so I must cut my wrist. I'm not like everyone else so I must be a looser. I speak my mind so I must be a bitch. I'm overweight so I must have a problem with self-control. I don't have a religion so I must not have morals. I'm a democrat so I must not believe in being responsible. I am a liberal so I must be gay. I'm southern so I must be white trash. I wear a lot of skirts so I must be a slut. I'm a punk so I must do drugs. I am young so I must be naive. I wear black so I must be a goth. I am a white girl so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I dye my hair in crazy kind of colors so I must be looking for attention. I dress in unusual ways so I must be looking for attention. I wear what I want so I must be a poser. I have a german heritage so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with gays so I must be gay too. I'm a virgin so I must be a prude. I'm bi so I must think that everyone I see is hot. I don't like the sun so I must be albino. I have a lot of friends so I must love to drink and party. I have had sex so I am automatically a whore Repost this if you think stereotyping is wrong. Write in Bold what you are or just put them down. -Taylor If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, know-it-all-bookworm, Sabishii Kage Tenshi,Obamarocks2008 (This account has 2 people on it... we are obbsessed, and rightly so), Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Amongst-Azarath, that-british-guy, Teh Crazy Bizarro Arineko, YankeeFan2, Psyduck Ranger, Starfighter364, Emblem Master, MissingExodus, Gosurori Otaku, Kaiseress, AlukaKaiserin, Sabishii Kage Tenshi (Too true..), Obamarocks2008 (This account has 2 people on it... yay mya and i aren't clueless!), If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...) Eidolon Twilight Princess (My friends said the exact same thing EverD's did... did we really defy pyshics?), MissingExodus (Yeah, I was late after I did that. My physics teacher was out of it the whole class period. He was muttering something about 'stupid teens defying the laws of physics'.) Gosurori Otaku (And I didn't even know it was POSSIBLE), Kaiseress (YES, I'M A SPAZ, DARNIT!! lucky Zane, i bet HE'S never clumsy. ah, well, love him anyway), AlukaKaiserin (I KNOW I'M THE SAME PERSON AS KAISERESS, AND I DON'T CARE; I'M DOING THIS AGAIN!!), Sabishii Kage Tenshi (I do that all the time, actually..),Obamarocks2008 (This account has 2 people on it... we both have done this) This may piss some people off as they start reading it, but you need to read to the end to get what I'm really supporting here... 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage. (Which I obviously do, seeing as how I am gay myself, I've been dating Mya for 4 years now... Of course we live in Massachusetts so it's legal here anyway! happy dance) -Taylor Certain people have been flaming my stories. I have one thing to say- If you don't like it, don't read it, Get the hell out of my business and fuck off. I'm doing this for fun, in spare time, so if you don't like my stories, I sorry, I have never really wrote before. Point is, I don't really know what I'm doing anyway. However, I will continue to have unsigned reviews. Not because I WANT people to tell me how much I should hate my story, But because I accept the fact that I am not the best writer. Truth is I can't spell, I have a swearing problem, and I like Les Miserables. So go on and hate me. I don't give a shit if you do. But don't waste your breathe reviewing if you do, it just clutters my inbox. (If you have any judgement besides telling me it sucks & nothing else and/or you actully LIKE the story, (god forbid) please review.) -taylor | |||||||||
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