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Meebo: Dragongurl9

(actually I'm sharing with kurochou-chou for this) DeviantART: kurochou-chou

Haldo! If any of you recognize the word 'haldo', then you are praised by me. The stories I make will not have any really mature content in them, this I will say... for now. Oh, and here's a little bit about me. I am a major tomboy. I am in love with writing, sketching is a habit, ADDICTED to acting, and video games are my life. If you would like me to write something, let me know.

Pairings

Kingdom Hearts: Roxas x Ariel (yeah, I know, never heard of it), Axel x Ariel, Sora x Ariel, Sora x Kairi

Sonic the Hedgehog: Shadow x Amy, Tails x Amy, Silver x Amy, Sonic x OC, Sonic x Elise, Knuckles x Rogue, Sonic x Blaze

Dynasty Warriors: Gundam: Puru x Domon

Robot Alchemic Drive: Souya x Yui, Yui x Naoto

Disgaea: Laharl x Flonne

Dark Cloud 2: Maximillion x Monica

Wild Arms: Rudy x Cecilia, Virginia x Jet

.hack: Kite x BlackRose, Elk x Mia, Mimiru x Tsukasa

Super Smash Brothers: Fox x Peach, Marth x Samus, Link x (girl) Pikachu (because of that video on Youtube… >_

Pokémon: Ash x Misty, Wes x Rui (Colosseum)

Threads of Fate: Mint x Rue

Legends of Legaia: Noa x Vahn, Lang x Maya

Megaman: Tron x MegaMan, Aile x Vent, Ashe x Grey, Subaru x Misora (or Geo x Sonia)

Chrono Trigger: Crono x Marle, Crono x Lucca, Lucca x Frog, Lucca x Robo (possibly)

Legend of Zelda: Link x Navi, Link x Midna, Link x Tetra, Link x Ciela

Legend of Mana/Children of Mana: Female character x Elazul, Male character x Female Character, Ferrik x Tamber

Phoenix Wright: Phoenix x Maya, Phoenix x Ema, Phoenix x Franziska, Franziska x Gumshoe, Mia x Diego (Godot), Apollo x Trucy (T~T you have no idea how sad I was when I found out that they were siblings… But oh well. Incest.)

Bomberman Jetterz: White Bomber x Shout

Slayers: Lina x Zelgadis, Lina x Gourry, Zelgadis x Amelia

Konjiki no Gash Bell: Sherry x Brago

Lilo & Stitch: Lilo x Stitch

Uninhabited Planet Survival: Luna x Kaoru, Sharla x Bell

Gokudo: Gokudo x Rubette

The Twelve Kingdoms: Youko x Rakushun, Youko x Enki

Naruto: Naruto x Hinata, Hinata x Sasuke, Gaara x Sakura

One Piece: Luffy x Nami, Franky x Robin, Zoro x Robin, Vivi x Kohza, Usopp x Perona (Sorry Kaya!)

Case Closed: Conan x Haibara, Conan/Shinichi x Ran, Ran x Heiji, Heiji x Kazuha

Dai-Guard: Akagi x Ibuki, Aoyama x Chiaki

Neverwinter Nights 2/2 Mask of the Betrayer: Female character x Casavir. Female character x Bishop. Female character x Sand. Female character x Khelgar (I don’t know about you, but Khelgar was my favorite =3), Male character x Neeshka, Male character x Elanee, Male character x Shandra

Harry Potter: Hermoine x Ron, Harry x Hermoine, Harry x Ginny

Inuyasha: Kagome x Inuyasha, Sesshomaru x Kagome, Sango x Miroku, Sesshomaru x Rin, Kagome x Shippo, Shippo x Kirara, Kagome x Kouga, Sango x Inuyasha (_;; Sorry, but I nearly died when Sango got drunk off that mist and tried to kiss Inuyasha)

Law of Ueki: Ueki x Mori, Rinko x Sano, Mori x Sano (>.> Is it just me?)

Yu Yu Hakusho: Yusuke x Keiko, Kuwabara x Yukina, Hiei x Botan, Yusuke x Botan, Kurama x Yukina

Avatar: The Last Airbender: Aang x Toph, Zuko x Katara, Sokka x Suki, Sokka x Toph

Akazukin Cha Cha: Chacha x Riiya, Shiine x Orin, Seravi x Dorothy, Rascal-sensei x Mayachon-sensei, and… Chacha x Poppy!! (Just me, I know… T~T)

Penguin Revolution: Yukari x Ryo, Yukari x Aya, Yoko x Torii (Shacho)

Harukanaru Toki no Naka de: Yorihisa x Akane, Inori x Akane, Yasuaki x Akane

Tears to Tiara: Arawn x Riannon, Arthur x Morgan

Valkyria Chronicles: Welkin x Alicia, Selveria x Johann

Penguins of Madagascar: Skipper x Marlene, Kowalski x Doris, Rico x Doll (I guess?)

Vocaloid: Rin x Len (no, it’s not incest since they’re not twins), Akita x Len, Miku x Kaito, Mikuo x Kaiko (XD)

Harvest Moon: Claire x Cliff, Claire x Gray, Claire x Kai, Claire x Doctor, Claire x Rick, Jill x Skye, Jill x Marlin, Jill x Griffin, Tina x Blue, Tina x Jaime, Tina x Joe, Tina x Kurt, Tina x Ray, Tina x Alex, Tina x Carl, Tina x Dan, Chelsea x Vaughn, Chelsea x Shea, Chelsea x Denny, Chelsea x Mark, Chelsea x Elliot, Chelsea x Pierre, Akari x Luke, Akari x Chase, Akari x Gill, Akari x Calvin, Akari x Toby, Akari x Jin, Akari x Julius, Akari x Owen, (Ummm, if someone could tell me the male names of the characters, I’d appreciate it… There are a few couples I like, but I only know the girl farmer names. Oh, except for Mark and Takeru.) Mark x Julia, Mark x Sabrina, Mark x Natalie, Mark x Witch, Mark x Lanna, Takeru x Renee, Takeru x Luna, Takeru x Anissa, Takeru x Phoebe, Takeru x Candace, Takeru x Selena, Takeru x Maya, Takeru x Kathy

Rune Factory: Raguna x Uzuki, Raguna x Cinnamon, Raguna x Rosetta, Raguna x Bianca, Raguna x Iris (either or both), Raguna x Tabatha, Raguna x Anette, Raguna x Eunice, Raguna x Mist, Raguna x Melody, Raguna x Selphy, Raguna x Lara, Raguna x Mei, Raguna x Sharron, Kyle x Mana, Kyle x Dorothy, Kyle x Rosalind, Kyle x Julia, Kyle x Yue, Kyle x Cecilia, Kyle x Alicia

Firefly/Serenity: Mal x Inara, Zoë x Wash (TT WAAASSSH!!), Simon x Kaylee, Jayne x River

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Buffy x Spike, Buffy x Angel, Willow x Xander, Willow x Oz, Willow x Angel, Willow x Spike (Strange couple, but a certain fanfic, Rebound, made me think otherwise)

Zombie-Loan: Chika x Michiru, Shito x Michiru, Zarame x Michiru

Teen Titans (animated series): Robin x Starfire, Beast Boy x Raven, Beast Boy x Terra (just a little, I like Raven better)

The Big Bang Theory: Sheldon x Penny

Variante: Aiko x Sudou

Jubei-chan: Koinosuke x Jiyu, Bantaro x Jiyu, Shiro x Jiyu

Princess Debut: Sabrina x Toby, Sabrina x Luciano/Lucas (Love you Luciano~!), Sabrina x Vince/Victor (I really liked Vince, I wonder why everyone else didn’t?), Sabrina x Klaus/Kyle, Sabrina x Liam/Leon (I thought the obsession with his sister was a little creepy, but I really liked him once he started looking at Sabrina as she was), Sabrina x Cesar/Carlos, Sabrina x Kiefer/Keith, Princess x Klaus

Final Fantasy: Cloud x Tifa, Cloud x Aeris (TT), Zack x Aeris, Zidane x Garnet, Steiner x Beatrix, Eiko x Vivi (>w

"Try not to Cry"

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

If you cried while you read this, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Littlewhisker, Milana Despana, Suzurin,

º◦۰•- HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG -•۰◦º

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.

If you believe that homophobia is wrong, copy and re post this into your blog.

Female Come Backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, copy and paste it into your profile.

Current Stories

From the Beginning (Super Smash Bros. Brawl)

What I Can Do (Law of Ueki)

Help From the Unexpected (No Need for Tenchi)

Her Ex-Boyfriend?! (Matantei Loki Ragnarok)

The Way You Are (Slayers)

Child Talent (Transformers Animated)

Shocking Discoveries (One Piece)

What Rain Means to Them (Three Delivery)

Darkness (Sonic the Hedgehog)

...And that's all I have right now. Well, in the making that is. I have a few completed.

I tend to like pairings that no one else has even thought of, which is rather annoying. However, I hope that by posting some of these pairings on here will make people think about it. Please, if you have any problems with the pairings I write about, at least be nice about it. ...Or, you know, just don't read it! I will put up more couples as I think of them. But for now, byeya!