Hi, i'm a fanfic writer/author/insane person/vampire/witch (Tee Hee)

BTW I now have a Twitter (just click on my homepage link)

Here's my deviant art profile link: http://crazychick93.deviantart.com/

Here's the dress/shoes for MTMH: I pictured this dress http://www.graphicshunt.com/celebrities/images/lucy_liu_blue_dress-2237.htm only with different shades of blue/turquoise swirled in to make it more Cirque-like…and these shoes (http://highheelsblog.com/?p=906) only more blue…just in case you're interested in what the dress/shoes looked like in my head.

Kingdome Hearts, Vampire Knight...pretty much any anime really... um...Phantom of the Opera, Dracula, Thunderbirds, Harry Potter, Eragon, Vampire Kisses, Labyrinth (DANCE MAGIC DANCE), Vampire Chronicles. Left for Dead, The Dark Knight, X-men, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Hogan's Heroes, Shakespeare in Love, Star Wars, Spirited Away, I Love Lucy, Lord of the Rings, The Nanny, Kill Bill, and Supernatural...you know what let's just assume that I love anything fictional...or non-fictional...ROFL

Plus, seeing as I am one, I am 100 obsessed with vampires. I want one to come and steal my heart, if it was still beating. A few other things about me is that my friends think that I'm a freak (and proud of it), I'm a readaholic, and I can't spell even if my life depended on it, which it doesn't seeing as I'm dead. In my spare time, I do homework, read, and draw. I also have an extremely wild imagination. Another sweet thing about me is that I intend to become a "crazy cat lady in a small villiage located in the mountains" as my career choice...Oh the fun I shall have.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

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If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you have ever tripped over air, copy and past this into your profile

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

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If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (Lucky is just a normal leprechaun who wants his frickin' cereal!)

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love and religiously watch supernatural, always have, always will, and are proud of your obsession, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

If you will throw Breaking Dawn into a wall if Bella ends up with Jacob or Bella and Jake sleep together, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped/fallen while standing in one place, copy and paste this to your profile.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That's why it is called the present.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Dorky Sayings:

1.You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
2.Whenever I see and old lady slip and fall on a sidewalk, my instinct is to laugh. But then I think, "What if I was an ant and she fell on me?" then it wouldn't see quite so funny.
3.I have ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
4.I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5.I like long walks. Especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.
6.I'd kill for a body like yours except I don't have any more room to store it.
7.The first sign of maturity is discovering the volume knob also turns to the left...
8.Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
9.Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright before they speak.
10.I want to die in my sleep like my grandpa. Not screaming and yelling like the people in his car.
11.When you wish on a shooting star, your wish will come true. Unless that star is actually a meteor headed straight towards Earth. Then you're dead no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
12.The early bid may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
13.Evening news starts by them telling you "Good evening," then proceeding to tell you why its not.
14.Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.
15.There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Just hope its not a train...
16.Squirrels...Nature's little speed bumps.
17.Laughter is always the best medicine... Except when you have cancer... Then Kemo is...
18.When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
19.A bus station is where a bus stops. A train stations is where a train stops. My desk is called a work station...
20.Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.
21.I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
22.He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged.
23.I like parties but I don't like pinatas...Because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals...
24.I was making pancakes the other day and fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter... And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry...
25.A drunk driver is very dangerous. But so is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive... 'Dude make a left.' 'Those are trees...' 'Trust me.'
26.I like fruit baskets, because a fruit basket enables you to send fruit to someone without appearing insane. If you just mail somebody some apples, they're like, 'What the hell is this?' But if you put those apples in a basket, they're like 'This is nice.'
27.My favorite fruit is grapes because with grapes, you always get another chance. If you get a crappy apple or peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you get a crappy grape, you just move onto the next one. Grapes-the fruit of hope.
28.I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone'...
29.About a month ago, I got a cactus. And a week later, it died. And I got really depressed because I thought, 'Damn. I'm less nurturing than a desert.'
30.I want to make a jigsaw puzzle with 40,000 pieces that when you're finished with it, it says: 'Go outside'.
31.Sort of is such a harmless thing to say... It's just a filler. It doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after, 'I love you.' Or 'You're going to live'.
32.I bought a clock the other day, but the minute hand fell off. I didn't want to throw the clock away so I just added an 'ish' to every number.
33.If I had a book store, I'd make the mystery section really hard to find. 'Excuse me, do you have any mystery novels?' 'That's a damn good question.'
34.I've always wanted to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together...People will ask, 'Are those hermit crabs?' And i'll say, 'Not anymore. These are mingling crabs'.
35.Don't take life seriously. No one makes it out alive.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

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If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think disclaimers are fun to write copy and paste this into your profile

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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

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If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think writer's block is evil, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are extremely obsessed with British boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile.

92 percent of teenage girls would have a heart attack if Miley Cyrus was on the edge of a reeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllly high bridge about to jump. 5 percent would scream "JUMP BITCH JUMP!" 3 percent would just shove her off the bridge. If you are in the 5 percent or 3 percent copy and paste this on your profile!

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile (Tee hee I'm doing that right now! Shhhh It's a secret)

If you have your own little world,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer,copy and paste this into your profile

I don't like when people kill babies: please paste this on your profile...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

One more life that will never love...

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.(Again)

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

If I Can Stop One Heart From Breaking

If I can stop one heart from breaking,
I shall not live in vain;
If I can ease one life the aching,
Or cool one pain,
Or help one fainting robin
Unto his nest again
I shall not live in vain.

- Emily Dickinson

Dance

as though no one is watching you.

Love

as though you have never been hurt before.

Sing

as though no one can hear you.

Live

as though heaven is on earth.

Monster in Disguise

I feel safe and warm
In my snug little home
I'm safe inside my mommies belly
But soon I will be free to roam
I hear my mommies voice
It comforts me so much
I just can't wait until the day,
We will finally touch
Hand to hand, Face to face
She'll hold me in a sweet embrace1

But now I hear a new voice
It does not comfort me
It tells my mommy I am nothing
Oh mommy hear my plea!
"Do not listen to the voice,
the words it speaks are lies.
That voice so harsh and scary
is really a monster in disguise!"
My mommy does not realize
That i can hear it too
She believes that i am nothing
Like the voice wants her to
She tells him she will do it
She will get rid of me
"Oh mommy please, I love you
Why cant you just love me?"2

Now i am in heaven
Much safe than before
God says he loves me now,
Like my mother did before
But she had to make a choice
A really hard one at that
She chose to have an abortion
And she regrets it, thats a fact!!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

- Unknown